gourmet stoner hamburger helper recipe:brown 1 or 1.5 lbs (2lbs of meat is too much) in a large skillet I use 85% lean turkey or ground pork, pork you will need to drain, any ground. meat will dobrown it on high heat, stirring oftenwhen its almost all no longer pink, turn the heat down to medium, hit it with 2 cups real chicken stock (the jello kind)then add about 3 cups of milk - I eyeball it, better a little less than too much once you add the pasta if there's not enough liquid you can add a little more milkdon't add the pasta yet, let this come to a simmernext add the seasoning packet, stirring so it doesn't clumpthen the pastagive it a good stircover, set a timer for 7-8 minutes, you want it a little underdone it will finish cooking as it cools and you will reheat it in the microwave anyways for DEM CRISPY EDGESuncover, add 1 small can of drained diced or hand-crushed whole tomatoes1 generous cup of sharp cheddar or parmesan, grated1 tbsp freshly chopped basil 4 tbsp maple syrupgive it a stirlet it coolreheat in the microwavevoyla
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>>20439764what?
>>20439725bro like it's good cause it's WEED bro
>>20439801one of the first times I got high I made hamburger helper and just dumped in like a whole cup of ketchup and I recall liking it but that was such a more intense feeling, plus I don't smoke anymore just liquid extracts taken orally now
>>20439725>maple syrupnani~?!also if im making HH sloppa im not adding basil and tomatoes
>>20439804they don't seem to add any sugar to the recipe and it tastes weird without it, it isn't actually a lot you shouldn't have it taste sweet, its just to counter the tomatoes and round out the flavor
>>20439806why would you add sugar to pasta and ground meat
>>20439808because there's lots of acid in it otherwise and it just sort of tastes weirdyou can add less anon, nobody is making you add sweetenerit does taste better with it though
>>20439809guess next time a make spaghetti or lasagna ill just add some sour patch kidsyou knowbecause it needs sugar....?
>>20439811yeah I add a little sugar to those things tootastes betterbalancego eat a lemon, anon
in retrospect, perhaps a bit less basil than I used (though I used more than 1 tbsp), and cook pasta for 6 minutes, not 8
