I'm sorry to have to admit, but I, for one, miss Jared's $5 footlong. FJB.
>>20439527the only promotion that over a decade people still seethed at employees it was over
>>20439527>>20439530Threadly reminder that "Golden Age" Subway existed to scam the American immigration system and satisfy Jared's sexual needs, the focus was never on health or quality. Its tuna didn't contain tuna and the Irish said its bread was legally cake. If Quizno's didn't get too cocky, it could have easily mogged them but even now there are numerous better competitors.
>>20439539>and satisfy Jared's sexual needs
>>20439539>slop is slopwow anon, you really do such a valuable service. you're so astute, sexy, and handsome.
>>20439541His friends he ran it with, specifically the ones connected to his "charity," were basically sex traffickers who scouted middle schools for victims
>>20439539>Its tuna didn't contain tunaAnon I know subway is shit, but you gotta stop sheeping the old buzz.
>>20439552Subway coped hard but it could only cope and say the independent tests were "inaccurate." It was tuna flavored mechanically separated chicken/pork sprayed with tuna juice at best, man.
>>20439560>>20439552yawn. let me clarify since retards are present.subway uses the lowest grade tuna, which is scraped from the bones and head and shit of multiple tuna species and boiled, then filled with vegetable broth. The proteins break down so much that a single definable tuna isn't discernable. is it shit? you bet. is it tuna? yep. dont buy fast food bullshit.
>>20439541Knowing Jared, he would probably groom someone like her and then it wouldn't be a cutesy lesbian fantasy anymore.
>>20439527You know who doesn't miss Jared's foot-long?12-year-old boys.
subway was kind of a brilliant business model 20 years ago when the cost of the supply chain was much lower than it was today, they might just be some of the lowest overhead storefronts imaginable since those stores only need like one person to run them and most of what they were buying and wasting was cheap vegetables.now the cost of the supply chain is now more expensive than the cost of labor so now it's not even clever to only have one person in the store, that's the only way the business could even function profitably now because they can't pare down their menu any more than they already have
>>20439530Anon they only got rid of them in Feb last year
>>20440468He was into femen, unlike you
>>20439569>this wasn't a high-end bistro tuna salad on baguette, it was the same shit you buy in a mixed canNo fucking shit you retard.
>let's make this one random guy we found on the street the advertising spokesperson for our restaurant chain >i hope he doesn't do anything that would hurt our image>...OH NO
subway is still the best fast food due to plenty of variety and being able to sneak multiple veg in your meal. love me a spicy steak footlong
>>20442726I mean what are the oddsplus, bigger pedophiles have been covered up before, like jimmy saville
>>20442740You're right but most people don't want to think for themselves and cry that their #3 combo taste like ass
>>20442740subway is still the worst fast food because all their veg is unerringly stale and wilted.
>>20439546Even hotter
>>20439527My cold cut combo is still $5 footlong. Plus my sister is the GM so I have a card that gets me 50% off everything. Cope and seethe inferior non-goysloppers
>>20442678>ITS NOT EVEN TUNA>o-ok its like the one you use in a can.Cool, so your previous argument is wrong. Glad you could admit it.
>>20442586depends on your area. in Alaska I don't think they were EVER $5, I only remember them being $6 (we get commercials for the Seattle market though and it's just the shits)
>>20439539>bread legally cakethat's for all american white breadsubway should not be this expensive, it's like 11 dollars for a footlong
>>20439539Anon who used to work at Subway here.It actually was Tuna, just pretty lowgrade bulk tuna. Though the way it was prepped and served was with 30% of that Tuna and 70% Mayo.take a guess who ususally bought the tuna? Pretty obvious answer.
>>20442868>IT'S NAHT A TUNA
>>20442876The normal joints never had them, but the Subway at UAF had the $2.50 for a six inch/$5 footlong. It was the only time Shitway was worth it
>>20442882That's so depressing, how can you fuck up bread that badly man
>>20439569Ok. Doesn’t matter. Still tastes great.
