i am the best chef in my family, however i constantly only ever eat slop when feeding myselftonights dinner is a half cooked box of mac n cheese (impatient) and a cold hotdog snipped on top with scissors (didnt want to dirty a knife)vs pic rel food i make when my fiance comes over
>>20435980Yeah I just ate a fistful of potato chips today because nobody else was eating. Yesterday I made baked chicken piccata. I just don't find myself worth the effort, but I guess a psychologist would argue I'm trying to impress though around me.
wtf is hotdog snipping?
>>20435980Only ever cook for myself. Foreveralone.jpg
>>20436187same. no one ever wants to eat my food because my house is full of people raised on microwave food
>>20436181It's most common in America and Semitic cultures. The reason is that it's supposedly more hygienic but there's a sizeable opposition to the practice.
>>20436223ketchup?
>>20436181snibedy snab
apart from my family most of this year for work shit. i mostly drink my calories when i'm alone. except for the times i get real drunk and make like a huge batch of fajitas or a giant pot of pork green chile stew at 4 in the morning. i don't think i've ever cooked anything in this apartment before 1am. my neighbors must hate me.
>>20436280then i like to drunk text my friends who are not vampires at 4 in the morning that i just made steaks with a pan sauce and garlic mashed potatoes and asparagus and they should come over immediately.
>>20436283well? do they?
>>20435980i still live with my parents because im a loser but i cook for them often. i made them burgers today and made them a corned beef roast last week. ill often make them baked goods like cookies and pies too. id cook for friends if i had the opportunity but i don't because i always hang out at their place and no one ever comes over.
>>20436290no. they are all sleeping, because they are responsible adults while i remain a high functioning irresponsible alcoholic. looking forward to working night shifts so i'll at least have an excuse to stay up all night and sleep all day.
>>20436296Sounds tasty though, once you move out do you think you’ll keep up cooking or take it easier?>>20435980Do you not normally find food enjoyable unless you’re eating with someone else? Not fully cooked Mac with cold hotdog sounds like more than just low effort.>>20435986>Yeah I just ate a fistful of potato chips today because nobody else was eatingIf it wasn’t for the bloating and constipation there would be periods of my life that I’d live off a bag filled with a mix of potato chips and beef jerky.
>>20435980Why the hell would I ever cook if I wasn't going to eat it? Let other people eat their junk.
>>20436591>Do you not normally find food enjoyable unless you’re eating with someone else? Not fully cooked Mac with cold hotdog sounds like more than just low effort.It just feels like a waste of time and effort. If someone else is going to eat and enjoy it, it feels like it's worth doing, but if I'm only cooking for myself I could make something far simpler and be just as happy. Or just not cook at all. I'll just eat an apple and a piece of buttered bread and that'll cover my lunch for the day.For clarity, I'm not OP, I'm this retard >>20435986
>>20437160You are a giving soul.
