i bit into the fork again
>>20435778You're lucky it wasn't my penis
>>20435778I'm sorry anon, it's the fucking worse.
Get a load of this dawg >>20435778 he didn't take the fork in the road
Thats cool and all but how does this affect me culinary speaking?
>>20435812it could happen to you, a cautionary tale
>>20435778>When you take a big bite and the tines of the fork contact the metal fillings in your teeth
Better than your lip or tongue
>>20435829how are metal fillings, better than ceramic?
>>20435853I've had my amalgams for 20+ years at this point, you'd be lucky to get 10 years longevity out of ceramic fillings.
>>20435778I don't have a fork
I farted again and it smells truly awful :(
>>20435853There are alternatives better to metal and ceramic now.
>>20435997composite? they're even worse than ceramic. silver amalgam is the best but libs banned it cause it contains mercury.
>>20435778Rip,
>>20435778chipped a tooth that way
>>20435778stop being autistic
>>20436336I feel you, I chipped a tooth eating some Gardetto's late last year. I still need to see my dentist to get that fixed up.
>>20435778>I bit my fork today>to see if I still feel
as an alcoholic for me its >I lit the wrong end of the cigarette again>I put the lit end of the cigarette in my mouth again>I instinctively bit the cigarette filter again forgetting it wasn't food I was putting in my mouth
>>20436523What were you putting in your mouth?>penis>cum
>>20436526Cigarettes while very drunk. Don't involve me in your gay fantasy, anon.
>>20435778Oof, for me it’s usually>accidentally bite my cheek or tongue>>20436550>Don't involve me in your gay fantasy, anon.Is it cool if you’re the top (in the fantasy)?
>>20435853Tooth pain is worse than cancer. Take care of your teeth anons.
>>20436336You're not alone in this anon, happened to me also
>bit into the fork again>same old trip it was back then>so i made a big mistake>try to see it once my way
>>20435778>bite cheek>cheek swells up to be a bigger target>bite cheek againwho's the daft cunt that designed the human body?
>>20435778That sucks, anon.Only thing worse is biting a chunk out of your cheek right at the beginning of a really good spicy meal you've fixed.That or burning the hell out of your mouth right at the beginning so the skin starts to slough off.
>>20436507fuuuck man i love every variant of these thick things
