the most boring fucking mushroom in existence. how is it so popular
Q: Why did the girl mushroom go on a date with the boy mushroom?A: He seemed like a really fungi
>>20430781plump spongy mushrooms like the common white button are great because of how versatile they are.they're unoffensive raw, they're good steamed, they're good sauteed for short, medium, or long periods of time; and their flavour and texture changes significantly each step of the way. they're amazing shallow or deep fried as well.slice some of those up and sautee in oil or butter until they *almost* lose all their water, and then rehydrate them with a quick spill of light soy sauce and you have yourself an amazing snack.or just wash them fresh and dip in ranch, also delishes
taste isnt super strong so they act as a flavour spronge
>>20430801>they're unoffensive rawEnjoy your food poisoning and cancer.
>>20431500fucking babyfood and deoderant can give you cancer
>>20431500>cancer.Might as well live in a lead lined room free of sunlight and electronics, too. Additionally, go organic grown vegan and stop eating meat of any kind.
>>20430781
Because it's the cheapest, I bough some as low as $2/kg. Cremini mushroom is much better unless you want to eat salads.
>>20430781because they're delicious, cheap and delicious. Oh did I mention they're delicious? Cause they're delicious.
>>20431510You still eat babyfood?>>20431541>Might as well live in a lead lined roomWe tried that all the way up until the 80s. Not exactly healthy.
>>20430812This. They're like tofu or a mild fish in that they're primarily a delivery mechanism for other flavors.
>>20431570They're one of the more expensive vegetables.
>>20431582I like titties and magic mushrooms.
>>20431625>mushrooms>vegetable
>>20430781>cheap>decent flavor>easily availableIt's a real head-scratcher.
>>20430781This is the only kind of mushroom you can easily industrialy produce. We call it Parisian mushroom in France.But the best mushroom are girolles.
>>20431500I eat raw mushrooms all the time. the only time things went a bit akimbo was one time I bit into one and there was a live spider eggsac under the cap :[
>>20430781That's what I've been wondering. Why did the worst, most boring edible mushroom become the only mushroom you can buy at your local grocery store?
>>20430795https://youtu.be/qIGex-HtPSo?feature=shared&t=7
>>20430781I have a theory that 90% of people have very limited ability to taste. And 10% like me taste everything. In short, people have no palate.
>>20430781>how is it so popularCause pic rel you either have to pick yourself of pay $20/kg
>>20432946you can thank covid-chan for that
>>20430795cheeky bastard
>>20430795Actually a big problem in democratic societies. People should be seeking partners that are stable and dependable, not partners who look like fun dates.
>>20433705>t. not a fungi
>>20433705>People should be seeking partners that are stable and dependableSo not 4chan posters. Thanks for playing!
>>20430781>>20430801>>20432529ANYWAY, real answer is that its easy to produce. corpos dont care about you at all or think about you as human. if these werent easy to make they wouldnt be made. I work at a mushroom plant that grows maitake, trumpets, all sorts of fantastic mushers. We produce dried maitake in bags that retail for $300 and cost almost nothing to make.We keep trying lions mane and morells but they are simply too hard so we dont bother.
>>20434286>We keep trying>so we don't botherWhich is it
>>20430781You want them grown in caves and as fresh as can be. Then they're heavenly. They're a waste of money otherwise.
>>20435212we do test runs once a year for both on larger scales. we are always trying to get them going i substrate in the lab in small batches. morrels are always a failure, lions manes have limited runs
Why do Chinese shiitake mushrooms stink so badly? In the past, I got them by mistake and thought they had expired or gotten contaminated somehow, but I just picked up some from a market that I know only has fresh produce, and these things smell just as bad. I've bought shiitake mushrooms before, but apparently the Chinese have a variety that smells like fucking feet.
>>20432544>>20430801Taste aside, all mushroom should be cooked to remove toxic chemicals. White button mushrooms in particular contain high amounts of agaritine, which is a carcinogen.
>>20432027So why don't you share with the class your definition of "vegetable."
>>20435422>Why do [...] mushrooms stinkbecause they're fertilized using pig shit, no hyperbolism
>>20435430You have high amounts of fagaritine
>>20430795based
>>20435422Welcome to Chinese food products, Anon. Wait until you learn about their melamine "milk" and cardboard "pork" buns.Also, a few months ago two people died and a bunch more got severely ill because a restaurant in Montana served morels grown in China.
>>20435306Have you considered going to the annual mushroom conference to discuss with experts and visit panels about what you might be doing wrong.
>>20433568Lies. Taste sense comes back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWNAX2DlmTI
>>20436077>morels grown in ChinaYeah, I've seen pics of their industrial morel farms, not exactly bueno considering the environment out there. It can be done at home at scale, but few people bother.
>>20436077>Between March 28 and April 17, 2023, over 50 individuals reported becoming sick with gastrointestinal (GI) symptoms after eating at Dave’s Sushi in Bozeman, MT. As previously reported, two of these individuals died and three were hospitalized.I think if you go to a place called "dave's sushi" you deserve to die
>>20433568Covid isn't real
These mushrooms are da bomb dot com
>>20430781>how is it so popularu m a m i
>>20430795>fungipronounced fung-geenot fung-gi
They're cheap and versatile. Also your body can't fully digest mushrooms so it's a great diet food as well.
>>20430781I'm not a fan of mushrooms in general, for the same reason I'm not a fan of avocado and butternut squash. They're slimy and weird, especially once they're cooked.
>>20435436They're a fungus, which is a completely different kingdom.
>>20434286morell of the story:>if it's hard don't bother
>>20430781They're boring because they're popular, not the other way around.
>>20436432How do you pronounce "octopi," oct-toe-pie or oct-toe-pee?
>>20437135cack-tee
>>20437139Plural of cocktail?
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>>20436432This guy is pulling ZERO mushroom puss
>>20430781Just fry em up in butter with some onions, amazing
>>20430781It's literally called "tasty mushroom" in my language.>Why?Because it is tasty.
>>20437959It's "delicious mushroom" you philistineI dare guess you're finn
>>20430781they're dirt cheap and taste good, you know like every other extremely popular food. no point forking over 10$ for some lion's mane just to make gravy
>>20430781Those ones give you cancer.
>>20430781precisely because its boring
