>be me, just your average anon>decide to go on a diet>day 1: full of determination, ready to conquer my cravings>day 2: spotted a pancake meme online>feelsgoodman>day 3: suddenly craving pancakes like they're the elixir of life>can't resist the siren call of breakfast>head to the nearest diner, stomach growling like a pissed-off bear>order a stack of pancakes the size of my disappointment in humanity>waitress gives me a look like "you sure you can handle this, bro?">challenge accepted>pancakes arrive, steam rising like the souls of my forgotten new year's resolutions>take one bite and suddenly realize these pancakes are more dense than a conspiracy theory forum>feel like i'm chewing on a rubber tire coated in syrup>regret.exe>decide to power through, 'cause i ain't no quitter>each bite feels like i'm signing a contract with my toilet for later>finally finish the last pancake, feeling accomplished and slightly nauseous>waitress looks genuinely impressed, probably 'cause she's never seen someone eat that much regret in one sitting>pay the bill and stumble out of the diner, vowing to never touch another pancake again>get home, collapse on the couch, and promptly fall into a pancake-induced food coma>wake up two hours later, stomach growling again>mutter to myself, "guess i'll die."and that, my friends, is the tragic tale of how i got wrecked by a stack of pancakes.
>>20429698go blog somewhere else cunt
>>20429698you sound incredibly gay>more dense than a conand I suppose your pancake stuffing lardass is a genius? what was the point of this post, if you bothered putting this on reddit you might have gotten a clappies for it
>>20429698Oof, sounds rough but clappies for effort.There’s pancake memes aside from the one where you experience instant regret before finishing the first one?
>stomach growling like a pissed-off bear >a stack of pancakes the size of my disappointment in humanity >steam rising like the souls of my forgotten new year's resolutions >more dense than a conspiracy theory forum BAHAHAHA! Excellent prose, my good sir!! Methinks an upvote is in store for a wordsmith such as thee, hmmmmm? A splendid tale, indeed! Ohohohoho!!!
>>20429698>>be me>>,Thats when i knew this is LLM
>>20429698L
have my upvote kind sir
with omad you can eat pancakes every day
>be meAs opposed to who? Fucking normies. Blog about your experiences on Reddit or something.
>>20432296Tyler Durden.
