I busted a lung and a vein in my eye by removing the cork from a bottle
You’re not supposed to suck it out, they make a thing called a corkscrew.
>>20429246the cork screwed him plenty, by the sound of it
>>20429237dude got his ass kicked by wine lmao
I wedge the bottle into my arm and can remove the cork hell of fast. Alcoholism will motivate you.
>>20429237I blew a blood vessel in the dead center between my eyes and above my nose from savagely throwing up while hung over many years ago and it never healed.
>>20429357>posts you can hear
>>20429357you sure you didnt hit your head on the toilet
>>20429351>winebot my strength is waning!
>>20429237God help us if we ever get invaded.
>>20429706Lol we already are, but point made anyway.
>>20429706We already have been, they just deplatform you for calling attention to it.
>>20429237Probably ought to call in your little sister, to handle hard chores, like that.
>>20429740What fucking cadence is this? Are you autistic?
>>20429237>I busted a lung and a vein in my eye by removing the cork from a bottleI love threads like this, but I hate the ones where intelligent people pretend to be retards. It's so much more fun when you can shitpost and make fun of real retards.
>>20429755How do you know OP is a real tard?
>>20429237i just can't feel bad about this
