Potato do no care too hot. Potato do no care too cold. Potato no get much water? Please, it no need much water. Potato get too much water? Is time for BIG potato. Potato do no have need of anything no even gravity. In space, scientist of russia have grow potato. They eat the space potato, it taste like ground potato. Potato survive anywhere. Potato survive everywhere. Tomato is squishy, it get bruise from walk in crate to car of farm. Not potato. Potato no care if you deliver to supermarket with bat of the baseball. You hit onion? You now have squash onion. You hit potato? Now you have many piece of potato. Can eat raw. Can boil. Can fry. You can throw in fire and eat like bear, potato? Still good. Cut up and use as stamp. With knife, chop to correct size, can use to fill hole in boat. You can turn potato into vodka, for drink or maybe even use run car engine.
>>20428830Most sane potatoe ethusiast
>>20429718>replying to my bot
All of that and it still doesn't fucking taste good at allLmaoImagine being so resiliant and versetile only to fail at the ONE(1) thing food is supposed to be important atPotatocucks will piss and shit and cry at this post but know in their heart of hearts that I'm rightPotatos are the worst vegtable and it isn't even close. It's not even a competition desu
