Do people realize that when they eat chicken, they are actually eating DINOSAURS?? much smaller of course, but still
When you eat chicken you actually eat microplastics
When you eat microplastics you actually eat oil
>>20428345When you eat oil you are actually eating the earth.
That devolved quickly.
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>>20428318Do you actually believe in dinosaurs?
>>20428395I miss the poster dinotendiesThe most epic poster this board has ever seen
>>20428403My art teacher (who was a devout Christian) told me that God put dinosaur bones in the Earth to test our faith. Because the Earth is only like 1000 years old, or something like that, according to Christian teachings.
DINOTENDIES
I can’t believe i have to spend the remainder of my life fighting off some Semitic faith that has taken over Europe.
>>20428318The devil buried the dinosaur bones to trick us.
>be me, 400 pound tendie vacuum>mom brings me my hourly 20pc McNugget ration>notice they're not dino-shaped>throw piss jugs at bitch mommy while REEEEE'ing>she cries and calls me a fat virgin loser>tell her at least I'm not a roastie whore like her>waddle back to my cum-crusted gaming chairanother win for this goodboy"
>>20428421Uh, that's not very Christian
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>>20428664this stopped being funny years ago. why still post it
>>20428462>heheheh..... we will see who believes in me now
>>20428318Dude... I eat dinosaurs made of stardust... omg dude...
>>20428462I don’t know why, but I love this comment
>>20428868are you high? HITLAR’s birthday was like 3 days ago
