An everything bagel with bacon scallion cream cheese.You don't want to toast the bagel. That ruins the texture and hides the true flavor.
>>20427790You got seeds in your teeth
Grew up with my parents always scooping these fuckers from that Bruegger's on Mt. Vernon Rd. Love 'em now. Love you too mom & dad.
>>20427793Bonus
>>20427790I'll say it for what it is. The everything bagel is the worst fast food sandwich. The workers dont wash their hands or dont change their gloves often enough because if the person infront of you orders one, that means the worker is now spreading the garlic and onion juice on your plain bagel or bacon egg n cheese sandwich as it is assembled. I wish just one bagel establishment could be brave enough to ban the everything bagel.
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>>20427946They are a filthy tribe afterall
>>20427949If I had a time machine I'd go back and stop them from making the everything bagel. I don't care about the butterfly effect or if things get worse in the timeline each time I go back and try to change it to ensure its gone. I will cause WW3 or unmake the universe in a time paradox. The everything bagel must go. You are basically a terrorist and don't deserve human rights if you order one.
>>20427951I am not anti-bagel. I greatly enjoy toasted bagels with cream cheese. This is why I'm very passionate about the issue. Although plain, sesame, and poppy seed are all enjoyable, and so are blueberry and cinnamon raisin, even buffalo chicken on a toasted bagel- none of these infringe upon the rights of others around me. By ordering an everything bagel, you've basically broken the non aggresion principle.
>>20427790I enjoy the Everything Bagel, what I don't enjoy is Americans pretending that the bagel is "Jewish food".>be Russian/Ukrainian.>go to American supermarket>look for borscht >it's in the "kosher" aisle>head promptly explodes>American "golem" stereotypes instantly vindicatedYou're all trapped in Plato's Toilet.
>>20428230There is no kosher aisle, there's just one aisle for foreign stuff
>>20427790>Ruins textureThat's the most retarded thing I've heard. Texture of what?, stale bread? Bagel is the worst bread out there, this is why it's really a plate for toppings, cheese or seasoned. The only fissable reason to not toast the bread is for structure integrity. The second you bite in a hot toasted bagel, the spread literally goes ANYWHERE instead of staying in between the bread and it's quite a deal breaker. I'd rather eat that stale piece of shit, could as well be chilled, than be smothered with that cumcheese trying to catch it slipping.
>>20427946>Workers don't wash their hand...Stopped reading right there.
>>20427790I had one of these on my birthday last year, everything bagels are the best>>20428230jews are fucking evil culture vultures man
>>20427793a snack for later
>>20428762Why? Even if they wash their hands frequently, its not after every order. All it takes is the guy infront of you to order one. Most of these knuckleheads just wear the same gloves for an hour and cross contaminate before they swap them out.
