Today at 3PM I became hungry and desperate. I looked at the pantry. I ignored the plain bread and saltines because they would give me indigestion, I ignored the cheese as it would do the same. I took a desperate gamble. I ate some peanuts. Now I can already feel it. The monster in my stomach. The constantly morbid squelched and sloshing without reprive. I already feel nauseous and sick. And I can feel the trapped gas and cramps. Thr horrible debilitating cramps. Like a menstrual woman I will be confined to my bed. This will continue for hours. Perhaps to the next day. I will assuredly be unable to sleep tonight due to the pain of my own digestion.I appear to not be made for human food. I am not human and I am in hell.
>>20425831i'll have a coke
>>20425834Take me seriously asshole I'm in pain.
>>20425831drink beer
>>20425849thats worse
>>20425831eat brown rice.
>>20425831https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xj3K9cntgCY
>>20425831>saltines and plain bread give you indigestionAnon that's like what they feed to cancer patients to get them started back on solid food, something is wrong with you fr. That said you're a retard for thinking peanuts which are famously indigestible were the right move here.
>>20426067I need protein and fat.
>>20426155Don't fight me retard you already know you fucked up, don't start trying to justify it now. Couple slices of bread with your nuts would have made this whole thing go a lot better.
>>20426160But it doesn't it makes it worse. How was i supposed to know peanuts are hard to digest
>>20426169Probably by not being a retard, are you actually underage or what? Is this a 9 year old posting who has never fed himself before in his life? Kind of sounds like it.
>>20426174Is this common knowledge or something I've never heard that in my life
>>20426179"shits have an undigested chunk of peanut in it" is an unbelievably old, looney toons tier meme and plus if you ever ate peanuts before you know this fact. so again, OP is a huge retard
>>20426186Geez man
