The breakfast.
>>20424755What's your BMI?
>>20424755Now you can watch a hentai.
>>20424760BMI is a useless metric
>>20424770Really? Because you just posted a picture of a fat guy, and I can assure you his BMI will reflect the fact that he's fat.
>>20424755>oven nuggets in hot sauce>2 family size cheese it boxes within arms reachi bet your teeth are as orange as arizona sand.>>20424770you are literally turning red
>>20424770I'm not fat, little twink.
>>20424799You aren't fat, you are morbidly obese
>>20424799oink oink piggy
>>20424809>>20424810This is what real men look like okay little twinks?
>>20424815>aggressive fat gay fag trying to impress the twinkssad lol
>>20424819Why do you hate me anon?
>>20424948I've hated weebs since I stopped watching anime in 2008 (3 years into lurking /b/), which is when I started kissing girls and doing drugs. Anime is for children and pedophiles; which are you?
>>20424948because attention seeking faggots are annoying, simple as. I want to be able to visit my favorite fast foods and raw meat threads without sifting through all that Instagram tier B.S
>>20424950>>20424957But i have nippon knives.
>>20424968German knives are better
>>20424970Cope harder little guys lmao they're for twinks.
>>20424977>still obsessed with the idea of impressing twinks that he's attracted tovery very gay. you know what they say, more tren more men
>>20424815>posts his fucked-up handa /ck/ tradition
>>20424755Looks like Chinese sweet and sour pork in its primordial stage.
>>20424981>>20424983My fingers are pretty long in addition to being thick. They're long enough to wrap around my wrists and I can palm a basketball.
>>20424987nobody cares, homo. take it to grindr.
>>20424997Want some little guy?
>>20425005Livestream it
>>20425005gochujang is a memefood for gookaboos
>>20425007>>20425008Let me guess. You need more?
>>20425012nobody cares
>>20425013Okay little guy.
>>20425016didn't read
>>20425017Sneed little guy.
>>20425024didn't read didn't look
>>2042476019.5I'm 5'11 140lbs
>>20424755>icons on the task barshamefur dispray.
>>20424815>wearing jewelry>manpick one.
>>20425157Huh?
>>20424770Why do you post this guy all the time? No one cares that you have a gay porn collection
>>20425170did i stutter?
>>20425180Yeah, your post made no sense.....
>>20425184taskbar is to remain clean, anon.
>>20425190Where do I put shortcuts then? Why not the taskbar, its for tasks......
>>20425174Speak for yourself little man or i'll crush you.
>>20425197Post hairline
>>20425199Post body little man.
>>20425193>Where do I put shortcuts then?on the desktop like a sane person.>Why not the taskbar, its for tasksshortcuts are not tasks.tasks are what you currently have open and running.pic related is my current taskbar.
>>20425205>now literally asking men to post photos of their bodiesstop being gay
>>20425275Nobody cares.This was me 8 years agoI just started pumping weights and lifting heavy shit and drinking tons of protein shakes and stopped doing cardio.
>>20425285>nobody caresnobody cares about seeing naked men more than you lol
>>20424755
>>20425157You are deranged
I love you Jason
always love it when a /ck/ thread descends into borderline gay bear porn
>>20424755What are the chips on the right?
>>20424770FAT
>>20424809I don't think that's really a horribly fat body. It seems to have a good bit of muscle. Even if he was only 7 percent fat, the BMI thing would still consider him morbidly obese. That thing is garbaaaaage. The Rock is morbidly obese on that thing.
>>20425064What's a good anime to watch? Netflix, Hulu, & Prime, are things I have. I am too lazy to pirate or download and I don't feel like getting crunchyroll.
>>20425157You are wrong. Icons go on the Taskbar that hides in order to have no icons/ clutter showing on desktop.
>>20426887i like nagatoroand deathnoteand... idk
>>20426887myanimelist.net/profile/13_Samantha_31
>>20426887Paranoia AgentBerserkWelcome to the NHKTatami GalaxyMushishiare all kino and I think they're on youtube or easy to find online
>>20426887
>>20426965>>20428102>>20428125Thanks guys. >>20428120Woah. I watched a good chunk of paranoia agent when it aired on Adult Swim a billion years ago. I wanna see the end. Thanks for the reminder.
>>20424815>beerThat explains it.
>>20426188DO NOT click on bbq pit boy threads.
Guess my weight. I ate this morning before work>shin ramen with more meat added>macking cheese from the Michael wavePicrel
>>20428765>macking cheese from the Michael wavego back
>>20428768I was thinking about how much I hate this zoomed saying so i decided to post it on ck to get yous
>>20428102looks good little man
Eggs fried in butter. The culinary equivilant of snorting asbestos, according to pedophiles.
>>20428768I didn't even know this was a thing, so maybe you should go back, since you're so current.
>>20429247wtf I love pedophiles?
>>20429836nobody cares
>>20429920>tfw I'm not someone anymore and dont recognize myself in the mirror
>>20429247not bad
what's for breakfast, goober
>>20425285Skipping leg day, huh tubby?Actually you skip every day
>>20432353Why do you hate me anon?
two Jason threads up at the same time <3
>>20424755Interesting choices for the first meal of the dayHere's Bovril porridge, salmon scrambled eggs and strawberries. A fine breakfast if I do say so myself
nappy bro, HELP ME
>>20428765>guess my weightOnly a really fucking fat person would say this.
>>20425193window manager, gui is for cvcks
>>20434279bro you did not post your azn pastries bro you did not answer my last message bro pls don't forget me bro
>>20434494I got really busy with the motionjak program, I'm sorry nappy bro.How are the stitches? Did that fuelle mielle set the pace for a sweet tooth? I usually crave more sweets when I eat them
>>20434570i go tomorrow for inspection i'll report back on the stiches>fuelle miellestop. mille-feuille is no laughing matter. i've not been back to the pastry shop. notwithstanding there is always craving for mille-feuille.was it 3degrees f or c?
>>20434570glad to share i just shat for the second time life is fucking beautiful
>>20435001I can smell it !! XD
>>20425197How do I get big like this? Is it achievable natty?
sorry this is beyond my daily reccomendation
>>20435137i dont care about the typo
>>20435135Eat like a man. Lot's of lard and hfcs. Then eat again. And when full eat a bit more.
I left the house today.. was gonna get food, but idkt. nappy bros best friend
>>20435691Okay, so I probably have less than 1 dozen photos of food from a 2 week trip to China lol
>>20435787plastic~
>>20435790window noodles - noodles served from a window
>>20435794these dumplings were really yummy. Aunties made them fresh at the stores all over the city every morning
>>20435802a lot of meals were the most unappetizing shit I ever did see as an 18yo ladpastries incoming...
>>20435809This was literally one of my meals because I didn't like the "authentic" Chinese cuisine my friends kept chowing down. It all tasted very yummy - a great perk of visiting a big city there is the western comforts we often take for granted.
>>20435819Starfish and stinky tofu? Coming right up!Honestly, the stinky tofu carried a horrible odor. It didn't taste all that bad, but I only ate like 2mm^3.
>>20435825moving over from 2015 China to 2024 Japan nowTHIS is what you needed after your surgery, nappy bro! A massive mountain of shaved ice with condensed milk, ice cream, fruit, and candies. Mmm-mmm-mmm
>>20435831I got that twice on my trip and demolished it! That cute Pakistani waitress must've thought I was crazy! But my stomach is flat, so I didn't feel too ashamed kekWould you plow this little nigger?
>>20435834If you don't fancy that specific bowl, there were many other on the menu. Yes - this was their 3D menu made of plastic~
>>20435837Was a huge gooberlicious loner one day and paid $12 for this - a sippy cup of very meh coffee and a slice of white toast. It was cold and snowy, and it was at least hot in their cafe.
>>20424815go wax your armsit give me the ick
>>20435841Best thing I had in Japan? I was a HUGE, ravenous gut slut for okonomiyaki and soba~
>>20425197I have been in a movie, have you?
>>20435851This Taiwanese tofu soup concoction was delicious too. Tokyo was top tier fantastic for food - honestly I wouldn't blame anyone for traveling there soully for the food and nothing else. Just be sure to lose 5 lbs before your trip~
>>20433661I despise attention whores
>>20435691>>20435787>>20435790>>20435794>>20435802>>20435809>>20435819>>20435825>>20435831>>20435834>>20435837>>20435841>>20435851>>20435854Nice. Are you the op?
>>20437066Go to the gym. Stop being jealous of my gains.
>>20435135You need to train for strength and it takes long. Start with 5/3/1 and go from there. Some people react well to strength training versus the typical bodybuilder pump training. You need to know how to lift though.
>>20437089nah, Jason only posts food and selfies and doesn't leave his house.I come here almost every thread, or make my own
>>20435112the first log after the nappy was more like the cucumber on your cutting board.i shit you not i may have been raped by my own shite.
>>20435691>>20435787>>20435790>>20435794>>20435802>>20435809>Anonymous 04/26/24(Fri)01:32:25 No.204358>>20435819>>20435825>>20435831>>20435834>>20435837>>20435841>>20435851>>20435854the famous azn travel pix!! food looks great would eat and you must've spent a good time with your bros.i'm envious of you traveling to china and japan.
>>20424755More like barf fest, lmao. YIKES.
>>20437408inspection went well, stitches are no more they were removed, they served their purpose.
>>20437415went to the supermarket pharmacy to get more gauze compress and succumbed for some supermarket lemon tartlet and mille-feuille. half the price from the fancy pastry shop but more than half the quality, 6 bucks total. super tasty still.
>>20437415also it got fucked in the packaging lol it's not normally this ugly
Imagine eating this good.
>>20437393did you need to lay down after that?sometimes after long washroom visits, I get very tired.>>20437408I've been to Vietnam and Thailand too, but thought I've posted enough for one blogging session. I've been very fortunate work has taken me to interesting places, and I can afford to have dope vacations in hotels rather than hostels - at least in Asia.>>20437415Looks kinda melted. I bet it pairs AMAZINGLY with coffee.>>20437427Lemon tarts are great~ They pair better with milk imo. You eat these in your kitchen, or the car?What will you do now that you're all healthy again?
>>20437408>i'm envious of you traveling to china want to go to china together in the fall?
>>20424755>sugar pop trash>drinking fluid squeezed from a cow's tits>franks hot pleb sauce>Windows 10>shitty gaymer mouse>cheezits full of processed garbage>deep fried bullshitneed I go on?
>sugar pop trash>drinking fluid squeezed from a cow's tits>franks hot pleb sauce>Windows 10>shitty gaymer mouse>cheezits full of processed garbage>deep fried bullshit>need I go on?
>>20424760mine is uuhhtoo lazy to look up19, maybe175 cm and 56 kg
>>20438182post tits
>>20438759I don't have tits wtf I'm a guy
>>20425197faggot lol
>>20425285how did you only get fatter over time, you look like a rent out liverking. im gonna call you kidneykween
>>20424755You are a fag but IBC is the best root beer.
>>20437771i'm not healed, they took the stitches so my wound could breafe.had to go get more cicatrizing and desinfection cream so went to the pastry shop. again. i have to stop. took a chocolate éclair, a coffee éclair, mini lemon meringue tartlet, and mini pistachio choco thingy. it was so good but i shall not eat any more until i can be physically active again.i meant >>20437427 to say half the price of the fancy pastry shop but maybe quarter the quality.
>>20440730seems like you have a nice, clean, sunny kitchen. That's very healthy for the mind.And yeah, savor these pastries and then take a break. We dont need you to get diabetes before our big China trip in November!How's your weekend looking?
>>20425197This has to be bait at this point. Anon don’t post pics of your gross boomer body. It’s cringe
>>20440748where are we going in china? it's a big countryso far weekend is going good wound care means i have to stay at home, how bout you?
>>20440795We could do Taiwan (no visas), or into the depths of the great unknown (yunnan, henan, etc). What do you think? I already know basic Mandarin. Food would be good either place. But way more adventure to be had in the 'ainland.That explains the quick reply. Not that you have me hanging around for too long on most days though - good friendI'm gonna go for a bike ride with a friend. And look for land to buy in Ontario some more cus itd be nice to have 10 acres for a get away. Maybe commission my home server again..
>>20440811based retreat builder. bike rides are truly the best.look for a pastry shop that sells mille-feuille for mid ride fuel stop.what do you use your server for?
>>20440831>retreat builder.Is there somewhere else you'd rather go?>bike rides are truly the best.amen, weekend healing participator>mille-feuille for mid ride fuel stop.I don't like eating butter or oil cus it's bad for my skin >.<>serverUbuntu 22 - the pragmatic white man's distro.
>>20440842>Is there somewhere else you'd rather go?i like mountains, but canadian forest and lakes will do.sorry for your skin brotha, even stuff like croissants fucks your skin up? but what do you use it for?
>>20440857where do you live, roughly?>even stuff like croissants fucks your skin upyeah those delicious croissants have lot of budda. My face, neck, and around my ears get "inflammatory" acne. If it was just pimples, I would barely care cus it's easy to just scratch those off, but these are stiff, swollen cystic type of areas - like hard to notice boils.I archive 4chan boards, have a home VPN, use it as a file share, and just experiment with it - theres a lot of software to play with and build and modify
>>20441038i'm from yuropshit inflammatory acne sounds bad. do they tunnel under your skin sometimes?you ever tried to make a croissants without fats recipe?>theres a lot of software to play withi know that's why i ask. u know jellyfin? y no debian tho?>file sharesftp or more rich like nextcloud?
>>20424770Cute fatty. Would fuck
>>20441403this type of acne is usually under my skin so I cant pop itand no to making alt croissants, but I do bake other things sans oil and butter and it tastes good.I use ubuntu because I like ubuntu desktop and disliked my experience with debian desktop - I translated this experience over to server versions and just use ubuntu.and I dont like jellyfin - transcoding sucks and the UI is unintuitive to me. I just have VLC apps on my devices and stream from a samba share.What tech do you like to play with?
>>20442850do you have a treatment for your acne or simply not eating fats as a lifestyle? can you eat cheese?i like jellyfin, although i direct play all my media lel
>>20441038I had issues from dairy but it seemed to start going away after I started consuming more vitamin A. I read that not getting enough vitamin A weakens your skin, while dairy raises your metabolism which can exacerbate the symptoms. But dairy itself might not be the issue.Sweet potatoes and carrots have beta carotene which your body can turn into vitamin A but some people don't convert it that well. Liver is a good source of vitamin A. Or you could take a vitamin A supplement. But don't take more than 10,000 IU/3000mcg or you might start overdosing on it. If you wanted to try.
>>20444106>But don't take more than 10,000 IU/3000mcgIsn't Isotretinoin magnitudes higher than 10'000IU?
>>20424950look to the chicken nuggies for your answer
What the fuck is this thread
I put a 2.5 pound chuck roast in the instant pot with some beef stock and onions and shit, but I didn't think to cut off some fat from the meat before cooking it. As I ate my bowl of food, I could both see and taste the utterly fat-saturated mixture. Is eating all this fat, especially all at once, gonna fuck me up? I feel kinda gross, albeit very satiated and not craving an after dinner sweet thing.For reference google says a 2.5 pound chuck roast is like 3500 calories. There's more from the potatoes and carrots. I'll probably finish the whole batch in like 4 or 5 servings.
>>20444096>simply not eating fats as a lifestyleI do this and it works out fine. I see oil and butters as unhealthy anyways, so no big deal >>20444106nappy bro, I'm sorry but that's too much of a balancing act. Does it feel that way?pic rel was supper yummy matcha ice cream in Montreal
>>20437439Grim
>>20428765>Single leaf of lettuce or chinese cabbageThat thing will start rotting before you consumed half of it.
>>20445367looks delicious crohnbro!! although i have to admit i never tried matcha.>in Montrealis it true the fremch canadian get pissy if you don't speak their language?
>>20445367>nappy bro, I'm sorry but that's too much of a balancing act. Does it feel that way?No, I just take a daily vitamin A supplement. I have to anyway because I'm prone to deficiencies, but not reacting to dairy as much was a nice bonus.
>>20446125>he never tried matcha>fremch canadian get pissymeh, I cant think of that happening during the 10+ visits I've taken to Montreal.>>20446164what are you eating today?
>>20446399you are making your famous apple pie? btw vit A endorser is not nappy bro (me), although i welcome his suggestion
>>20446438>your famous apple pieKEKI need more Apples for thAt... not A bad ideA>vit A endorserI had a hunch. Nappy bro is not quite as verbose as you. Were you also the blood type voodoo anon?
>>20446399>what are you eating today?Lentil stew and salad.
>>20424755>meme beverage jar>meme hot sauce>meme root beer brand>worst cheez it>drinking 4 root beers per meal>TUF GAYMING monitorjfc anon...
>>20446940what do you expect from an unemployed ceekay POSTer? Dining at a kitchen table with no insulin spiking food and company to dine with?
bagels and milk >>> cookies and milk
I exist
>>20447508how's it going crohnbro? i'm watching a movie. have you seen green room?
>>20447508esti de st viateur, t'sais q le meillure est fairmont
>>20447562finished a dozen of those bitches already>>20447555Pretty good. Busy with work today. Having bagels and milk on WFH breaks. Not a bad deal.I don't watch many movies. You browse cee kay and watch simultaneously?
>>20447575it was a piss break and now daily nappy timemovie was not bad
>>20437439what in the chode
>>20444699it's op's blog I guessor maybe it's his degradation fetish thread idk
>>20447947>he moved to the kitchen after reading our conversations about himlmayo
>>20448017I've posted kitchen pics before, sweetie. I eat with my family sometimes.I eat at my desk when I cook and eat alone.
>>20426954>>20425193>>20425247I argue that a sane person would start tasks from a start menu.
>>20447947
>>20447947I need a better shot at the MEAT next time anon, stop being shy with those big ass buns and open them up
>>20424815Length, girth and wide of your penis?(bone pressed)
>>20424755would
>>20424755An authentic nigga breakfast
>>20449057sorry, forgot 'not' also
>>20447575Do you have any siblings? :D
>>20424770HUBBA HUBBA
>>20450297nigga is eating in his closet
>>20450306In bed, actually. I don't have a dresser, I got rid of it in pursuit of a simpler life.
>>20450318do you aerate your mattress from time to time?
>>20450335I did for the first couple months but then I got tired of doing it and haven't in a couple years lolI have a mattress protector under the sheet so it should be fine.
>>20449688>>20448021>>20447699hey bros, I wish I could reply, but something's are out of my control until later this week, then I'll be backt. eggmastersan
>>20451138godspeed eggu sama
>>20434279Xbox
>>20424770>eats obese person's breakfast>is obesechecks out
>>20451922Jason is not obese
>>20452917Chikin?
>>20452923Yeah
>>20452930Looks gud. Would.
>>20452917me likey my food more :)
>>20453081I have that keyboard. It's funny seeing it in good condition because mine is so worn.
>>20453081eating like royalty i see
>>20453081Good morning
>>20424755Hope you thanked mommy, mmmmmm' godboy
>>20454321I'm eating like you?>>20454327good morning handsome man! What is shenanigans is Malcom getting up to?>>20453090I've been using this keyboard for 3 years and its still in great shape! how long have you had yours?>>20454333good post!!!
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我们回来了!!!We are SO fucking back bros.Jannies be working overtime.
Nappy bro, I'm back. How are we holding up?
I'm so comfy in my bed right now it's unreal. That was a long dayto keep this see-kay related, I will bake an apple pie this weekend and cram it
death to all posters in this thread
>>20424755honestly I could go for that right now nkw
>>20456768ask me how I know you havent had breakfast
good morning my guys! Happy friday~
my breakfast today is a vodka orange juice cheers fuckers
>>20457596If it makes you happy and it's really what you want to be slurping, I am very happy for you, Friday baller anon!
>>20456666eyyy glad to have you back eggbro!!went up for inspection today, nurse was mostly happy although there was some fibrin buildup she had to nip away and got a another inspection appointment next week.had to get more gauze pads at the pharmacy so i took the opportunity to go to the pastry shop again. two lemon meringue tartlets and an apple chiboust tartlet. i think i prefer the lemon tart i make but it takes a long time and effort to make so i'm happy with the compromise.and you how are you eggmaestro? you were busy this week, i hope everything is okay.
>>20424770Blast bro.... What happened?
>>20455081>I've been using this keyboard for 3 years and its still in great shape! how long have you had yours?Probably over 10 years. A good amount of keys have the letters worn off and the lightest touch will cause an input. But it still works really well.
KNEEL
>>20457670I'm so damn curious what the procedure you had done was. Even when my relative had a mastectomy, I dont think she visited the hospital that much.Do you eat those pastries one after another in the same sitting? Do you try to maximize the pleasure you get from them with the aid of music and coffee? They really do look phenomenal. Like fucking a gorgeous Asian women with a tight, firm ass, you really gotta savor those.Definitely post when you make your own lemon tarts!Please, eggmaestro was my father's name, call me egg chan. kekEverything is good, made lots of money this week. Really rocking out to this song right now, wholly f-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM6hfyNvKSg
>>20457702>kneelI'm sure you have to often while walking with being fat and all.
>>20457755>he's not kind to everyone he interacts with online
>>20457755>sweet potatoes>grilled chicken breast>eggsAnd what exactly is fat about that?
>>20457766>And what exactly is fat about that?your body
>>20457772I bet hes more shredded and cooler than you!!!!!!!!
