has anyone ever solved the problem of having to eat your lunch sandwiches cold? it's fucking gross and unappetizing
>>20424555Yeah it's called a oven, microwave or grill. You ever heard of these things? Fucking insane how far technology has gotten.
>>20424565oh right. how could i ever forget about pocket-sized ovens.
>>20424596Why does it have to be pocket-sized? Just plop a toaster on your desk and leave it there. You could even install an inverter, plug the toaster into your car outlet, and make fresh hot toast while driving.
>>20424599>guys what do i do if i don't have an immediate access to a toaster or any heating device for that matter?>get a toasterkys
>>20424555>how do I heat my food?>btw i forgot to tell you i can never ever access any normal device you'll suggest for heating thingsFlameless Ration Heater
>>20424608Toasters are so cheap they’re basically free, not having one is unacceptable.
>>20424611>Flameless Ration Heaternice
>>20424596Also I just found a single-slice portable toaster called MyMini on eBay for $7.81. Your lack of ingenuity is pathetic.
>>20424555i keep my sandwich in a paper bag then set the paper bag on fire and by the time it's done burning my sandwich is perfectly warmed
Have you tried cramming?
I enjoy eating my cold bologna sandwiches
>>20424555Skip lunch and go home an hour early.
>>20424555
>>20424555>he doesn't like cold foodyou're just wrong, anon.
>>20424608>what do i do if i can't heat up my food>get a thing to heat up your foodthis is perfectly reasonable, do you expect someone to teach you how to cast fireball on your food or some shit?
Just pack foods that are good cold? How fucking stupid are you?
>>204246722 of these (1 on each cheek of your ‘which) in a heat proof bag / container would get pretty hot
>>20424915You can also just buy Flameless Ration Heaters
>>20424555Switch to peanut butter.
>>20424929Which are more of a hassle and are used before consumption, need water, and are bulkier
>>20424608make some sort of sandwich/hot soup dip combo, then put the soup in a thermosi have no idea what would be suitable beyond grilled cheese/tomato soup and maybe french dip sandwiches, doubtful the sandwich would be warmed all the way through especially if it's refrigerated, but i honestly cannot think of another way of heating food without a food heater
>>20424964>used before consumptionWhen were you planning on using the hand-warmers?>need waterA bunch of commercial ones come with a little sachet of water.>bulkierThan some lash-up of two hand-warmers and whatever you're planning to use to keep them on each side of the thing being heated? Doubt.Whatever though this thread is retarded and was started by an retard.
>>20424975Nothing I said was incorrect
>>20425000No it was just stupid.
>>20425003Concession accepted
>>20424608>how the fuck do you toast bread, and don't say toaster or anything that can heat up breadUse a bic or zippo then.
Put tamales in a food thermos and cover with boiling hot broth. By the time it's lunch, you've got warm to hot tamales, ready to eat. Take a tiny bottle of hot sauce and a sleeve of saltines to round out the meal. Sandwiches are for fags.
>>20424608>What's 2 + 2? And don't say 4, give me the real answer
>>20424672>rock or something
>>20424555Put your sandwich in a plastic bag, and shove it between your asscrack to keep it warm and toasty. Then at lunchtime go to the bathroom, take the sandwich out of the bag and eat the warm sandwich.
>>20424599>t. AI toaster
OP must be a Canadian, because he has never heard of hot sauce. Top kek.
