This is what I eat for lunch everyday. How long will I live?
>>20423562everyone will live forever in complete happiness after the technological singularity
>>20423562a diarrhea and doritos sandwich?
>>20423562Unfortunately long enough to make a thread.
I suspect youre already dead, bro.
>>20423562100 years, easy
>>20423562its mostly genetics how tf should I know
>>20423562Depends on what else you're eating, OP. I think an otherwise sensible diet could sustain one of these per day more or less indefinitely. If that is all you eat every day then I would say you probably have only a few weeks before serious nutritional deficiencies set in and a few months before death is likely.
>>20423562according to my food pyramid this fulfills all your needs
>>20423613youre overestimating how frail people arepeanut butter is full of nutrients, the bread is good, and doritos got more igthink of all the people in history who lived on bread for months/years on end
>>2042356280 years old. Many Americans live like this.
For a 25-year-old male of average height and weight with generally good health, surviving solely on a single sandwich per day composed of two slices of white bread, one tablespoon of peanut butter, and approximately 10 Doritos brand tortilla chips would lead to severe malnutrition and potentially life-threatening consequences. Here's a detailed timeline of the symptoms that might arise from this inadequate diet:Week 1-2: Feeling of hunger and fatigue due to insufficient caloric intake. Potential vitamin and mineral deficiencies may start to manifest, such as fatigue, weakness, and irritability.Week 3-4: Significant weight loss due to the body's need to break down muscle tissue for energy. Potential signs of protein deficiency, such as muscle wasting, weakened immune system, and impaired wound healing. Vitamin and mineral deficiencies may become more pronounced, leading to symptoms like brittle nails, dry skin, and poor night vision (vitamin A deficiency).Week 5-8: Severe caloric and nutrient deficiencies, leading to substantial weight loss and muscle wasting. Potential for nutrient deficiency diseases like scurvy (vitamin C deficiency), beriberi (thiamine deficiency), and pellagra (niacin deficiency). Increased susceptibility to infections due to a compromised immune system. Potential for organ damage, especially to the heart, kidneys, and liver.Week 9-12: Extreme weight loss and muscle wasting, putting the body into a state of starvation. Potential for organ failure, particularly of the heart and kidneys. Increased risk of serious infections and illnesses due to a severely compromised immune system. Potential for neurological problems, including confusion, memory loss, and impaired cognitive function.Beyond 12 weeks: Risk of life-threatening complications, such as heart failure, kidney failure, and severe infections. Potential for coma and death if the inadequate diet persists.
put some onions in there instead of doritos anonthen you get some vegetables in you and youll basically live forever
>>20423646theres no way pb&onion is a thingdid you make that as a joke?why waste food like that?
>>20423656sorry what?it's a popular foodplenty of people eat it, plenty of results when searched
>>20423656put some 'racha on there and its basically a thai peanut sauce sandwich
>>20423660is that fucking bing??
>>20423660>>20423663>the only person who uses bing also eats peanut butter and onion sammieswhat a surprise
>>20423660you know what the caramelized one does look kinda good
>>20423660>>20423663Howling rn
>>20423661I was going to say this. Peanut butter is great for more savory things. African peanut stew is delicious.
>>20423660im with you anonand i also use bingthere are dozens of us!
>>20423683Wow how contrived. Fuck off.
Hemingway, on PB & Onion>One of the highest points in the sandwich-maker’s art. We call it the Mount Everest Special. For Commanders only.it was the favourite sandwich of earnest hemingway, a great writerand i believe if he was alive today he would use bing foods and search engines for the members of society not afraid to push boundaries
>>20423690the face of a chad pb & onion lover
>>20423690>For Commanders onlyDid this man invent the based dialect?
>>20423694unfortunately was temporarily co-opted into that whole reddit/bacon/ron swanson thing for a while but yes he was very based
>>20423599fpbp
>>20423723That wasn't the first post though?
>>20423772fourthpost
>>20423778listen here you lil shit
>>204235625
>>20423562Seed oil with wheat, covered in seed oil and cheese dust with seed oils. At least buy a real peanut butter and not seed slop.
>>20423622Most mainstream peanut butter is a bunch of soy bean oil. No way if he's eating like that is he's not eating slop peanut butter.
>>20423683Is this actually good. Sometime peanut butter mixes with shit like burgers which feels wrong buts it's good.
>>20423656>"waste" a highly renewable resourceI also waste my farts. You gonna cry about that, too?
>>20423562Longer than you'll want to.
>>20423645Why effortpost when no upvotes?
>>20426114The trick is it wasn't an effortpost, it's aislop
>>20423562Replace the peanut butter with butter and doritos with utz crab chips. Thank me later.
easy 70 yearsthey ate less under communism
>>20427314Replace your dick with my dick and then jerk it
