Howdy Pizza Jacks and Pizza Jills, it's time for another pizza-chan pizza review!Today I'll be looking at the Jack's Original Thin Cheese Pizza. I don't have a grill though so I guess I'll be cooking it in an oven! This is the first pizza I've bought that doesn't come in a box, and it was rather inexpensive, but on the other hand some anon's here swear by this pie so I had to try it out!
If I want pizza reviews I will seek out the pizza jew, thanks.
>>20423423ywnbaw
Like Digiorno and Tombstone, Jack's pizzas are made by Nestlé! Unfortunately, Nestlé pizzas haven't gotten some mediocre scores in past reviews. On to the review!
Black olives, anchovies, fresh tomato slices.
>>20423431930 calories and it's just a handful of cheese on cardboard with a little queef of tomato paste.
>Jack's pizzahow many of these does Jack eat a day.
>>20423436real shit
>>20423444as many as he damn well pleases, it's his pizza
This pie really lives up to the "thin" advertised on the package. In fact, I almost put the cardboard underneath the pie into the oven! I found that the crust cooked unevenly, the center of the pie crust was soft and floppy, and the outside was brittle like a hard cracker, but I found both textures to be rather pleasant for the most part. The cheese was good, but the sauce was very mild, besides one tomato-riffic bite I didn't catch a lot of flavor. I think this is a perfectly acceptable thin crust cheese pizza, as basic and no-frills as you can get. I don't consider price or health in my scoring but if these are concerns for your frozen pizza budget definitely give this one a try.Score: 6.5/10
This is only the second pizza to score "Good" on Yuka, after a Whole Foods pie, so this is definitely something to consider if you're worried about additives
>>20423461>>20423470didnt ask
Here's the one additive to watch out for when considering a Jack's thin cheese pizza
Here's the macro breakdown. Should I post the macro breakdown on future reviews? Let me know what you think!
>>20423461Excellent review pizza jack. Thank you for your service.
>>20423482Stay tuned for more reviews pizza sister!
>>20423470so they're all shit except for two and I think I missed the zucchini woodfire onethat's terrible consider the price of frozen pizza these daysstill waiting on the GV classic crust pepperonithanks for the reviews
When you are getting cheap frozen pizzas, there is a trick that allows you to avoid getting rock hard, nasty crusts: cut them up into fourths, and microwave each slice for 10 minutes at half power. Sprinkle some MSG on it first, and then add some ketchup or soy sauce afterwards. To drown the hideous taste.
>>20423423you're doing God's work, pizzachan
>>20423502Ah, I didn't remember what you had asked for so I bought the thin crust pepperoni, but I've yet to buy a 'classic crust' from great value so I'll definitely give it a try. I'm keeping a list of requests now so I won't forget>>20423550Thanks anon!
>>20423541just make your own damn pizza its not hard
those and tombstone are my go to frozen pizza. Jacks is less filling, I can eat a whole one as an entire meal and it just fills me up. Tombstone I generally end up with quarter left over.
>>20423461Why did you crop out your table. Are you afraid someone will find you.
>>20423461Hey, that table looks familiar...
>>20423721>>20423729You can never be too careful anon...
>>20423423Have you thought about not eating frozen pizza all the time? Maybe you can become skinny and cute. Nobody likes a fat trans person, pizza tran.
always one of the worst threads on /ck/
>>20423864Eating frozen pizza has helped me lose weight, it's like OMAD but with pizza
>>20423431What happens if you call that phone number?>>20423480I actually wouldn’t mind seeing a side profile pic of a slice. Well thought out review as always!>>20423709The only thing hard here is me (wink)
>>20424026I called and a voicemail said to call back Monday thru Friday during business hours I could try to get a side profile, I'll see what I can do
>>20423461Jack's is my favorite frozen pizza. Don't be scared off because its cheap folks
Jack's PR team working overtime here. Sorry, but you don't treat the pizza king like you did and gain my trust back.
https://youtu.be/Up9xzWhSRoU?si=orNuTO0iYdWXUS8d
I don't like when people review food anyone can go out an buy. But your autistic >>20424201Felt like being in the room with a teenager. Maybe this kike should do us a favor and eat the foreskin of a man with a sense of humor next and skip the pizza.
>>20424264>I don't like when people review food anyone can go out an buySo any food?
>>20423470I can't wait til you try the crossaint crust pizza, it's so fuckin good
Jack's appeal is > ITS THE CHEAPESTthin crust Pepperoni or Supreme is where its at, but those fuckers are now going for >$3.80 nowI switched to online restaurant supply store for Pizzeria Uno brand pizzas with real dough for $3.5/unithttps://www.webstaurantstore.com/pizzeria-uno-8-inch-pepperoni-pizza-food-service-20-each-1-per-case/878UNO40022.html
>>20424537Tony's is cheaper than Jack's
>>20423461jacks is more thin than they used to be. like they were thin before but the really are paper thin now. sad
>>20424298I did the california pizza kitchen hot honey pepperoni croissant crust the other dayextremely underwhelming for 12 bucks
>>20424546Isn't thin good on a thin crust pizza?
>>20424570of course. what am i thinking. youre right. i want it thin. thinner. it should be like eating a potato chip
>>20424938Weren't potato chips invented because a chef was trying to maliciously comply with a customer's request for a thinly sliced potato? I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or not
>>20423477>powdered celluloseok i was typing something witty about the sawdust in rice crispy treats meme but after looking for it to reference, "wood flour" is unironically sawdust and it's just not funny anymore
>>20424938>>20424971i think that was a meme but i would definitely be a fan of tortilla-thin crust pizza if the topping ratio was reasonable
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>>20425730Why is the pizza radioactive
