What are you getting?
The fuck out of there amirite fellas
>>20421548no $5 footlong no buy
>>20421548Shredded chicken on Italian herbs and cheese with pepper jack. Toasted. Add spinach, onions, tomatoes, extra olives, extra jalapenos, and chipotle mayo.
>>20421548the h*ck outta here! haha!Captcha ttsag (titty sag) haha!
>>20421548Jersey Mikes
>>20421560>>20421658haha yeah too right bros!!!
nausea from the gross smell as I walk out the door
Directions to the nearest Firehouse Subs
>>20421548Directions to Publix
>>20421548The sweet onion chicken teriyaki sandwich from Subway is the most delicious of all, a veritable symphony of flavors that will transport you to a higher plane of culinary ecstasy, a transcendent experience that will leave you forever changed, yearning for more.
>>20421548I don't have the foggiest idea. They changed the menu all up and now I don't know what to order.
>>20421548Jared "Gonna slam this 8 yr old in a hotel room" Fogle
>>20421957You don't remember how to make a sandwich?
>>20422000Jared was framed, the jews did not want people to have access to a fast food chain with simple, healthy ingredients that they could use to work towards a better life for themselves. They planted porn on Jared's computer and shorted Subway stock for a hostile takeover and now we have this abomination of a restaurant serving mystery meat food to mystery meat people.
>>20422000
>>20421548I'll tell you what I'm NOT getting, the smell of that place out of my clothes for HOURS
>>20421548getting her pregnant (the thick, autistic sandwich maker girl)
>>20422003I hate to break it to ya but Subway was always mystery meat and wilted lettuce slathered in mayoit was just priced more appropriately in the 90s - 2000s
>>20421548A cookie
>>20422001If I wanted to make my own sandwich I'd do it at home where I have better ingredients. If I go to a restaurant (or "restaurant") I want a carefully curated experience that gives me the opportunity to taste something new, something I wouldn't have thought to just make myself.
>>20422486Jesus Christ I cringed, hard.
>>20421561thisI haven't eaten in that shithole since they kill the $5 footlong. man that song was so catchy... $5 footloooong
>>20422493I give you a footlong for free you sexy cheap ass motherfucker.
>>20421548a 360 and walking away
>>20421548Okay, so I just got back from subway, and I ordered my normal sandwich (footlong BMT), and I got it with provolone and mustard and ranch sauce and olives and pickles and banana peppers and lettuce and onions and tomatoes and also bacon, and an extra large soft drink and 2 choco (thats what i call chocolate) chip cookies, and the cute latino girl behind the counter was trying to look away from my face and also holding back laughs. I realized I had just ordered what my stomach asked for and not what society would deem a sandwich with manners. Why people have to judge sandwich etiquitte is beyond me. Fuck those people. So anyways, my sandwich was apparently very unacceptable because everyone was staring at me when I went to get my soft drink from the fountain.In a last ditch attempt to save face, I said my soft drink choice out loud while I poured it at the fountain. "Diet coke! I love diet coke because im watching my health!" and I made sure to suck in and lift up my chest harder than normal while I walked out the door.So basically, I'm looking to start learning how to build a goal-oriented sandwich that shows that I have class and taste, I am tired of my dining habits preventing me from picking up the Ladies. For instance, what is a good kind of bread to start with, and what meat looks the best on it? Any help is appreciated.
>>20421548Have two favourites:Turkey footlong, no cheese, double meat, all veggies, with sweet chili and chipotle sauce.Italian BMT, with lettuce and tomate, salt, pepper, vinegar, olive oil and mayo.
>>20421548hepatitis
>>20421548is there a cultural reason why Indians love subway
>>20422598Because they need something to eat after getting drunk off of the white man's fire water.
>>20422598I rarely see Indians at subway and my city has a sizeable Indian population.
>>20422598indians need transit too
>>20422598They love dipping their hands into buckets of ingredients
>>20422614
>>20422598>why Indians love turnkey franchisesIt's an immigration backdoor. You only need about 50k to start a new subway outlet, and you can hire your friends and family on working visas.
>>20422602sometimes /b/ tier humor still makes me laugh
>>20422598Of all franchise stores Subway is the cheapest to open. A McDonalds costs 5x more in startup funds
>>20422662Sometimes dumb jokes are the best jokes
>>20421548philly cheese steak, extra mayo
>>20421548Last I went the "steak" footlongs had barely enough to be legally considered steak sandwiches. Very unsatisfying.
>>20422538>So basically, I'm looking to start learning how to build a goal-oriented sandwich that shows that I have class and taste, I am tired of my dining habits preventing me from picking up the Ladies. For instance, what is a good kind of bread to start with, and what meat looks the best on it? Any help is appreciated.I'd recommend a white breed, with blood sausage in between the roast beef, and some mayo.
>>20421548Nothing. Subway is Shitway.
roast beef + peppers
Girls like a guy that eats tuna sandwiches.
I like the pizza one or the meatballs one
>>20421548why’s it called sub way?
In 2024? Nothing, but back in the day we did enjoy the Spicy Italian, ordered thusly:>white or wheat roll>Spicy Italian (salami & pepperoni)>provolone>toasted>LTO, black olives, more black olives please, banana peppers>salt, pepper, oil, vinegar, maybe some mayo too>just the sandwich, no cookie, no drink (grab a bevvy someplace else).Oh yeah, and:>"Tip jar? You mean I can take a tip for myself, since I made the sandwich? Haha!"
What if instead of having this catchy jinglehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJF3mknSTloSubway instead used Quizno's ad agency? Then Subway never would have become too closely associated with $5 footlongs that doomed them.
>>20422493>kill the $5 footlong.America is a really violent place.
>>20421548I had gotten only meatball subs for decades, but ever since I went to Jersey Mikes (which has shitty meatball subs in my opinion) and ordered roast beef, I've been getting that with provolone, tomatoes, oil vinegar, salt and pepper.
>>20421548I'll have one oven roasted chicken footlong on wheat please.>It's not available anymore, would you like to try our rotis-No. Fuck you.
>>20421548the Spyro™
>>20421957lol this nigga thinks the menu at subway is too complicated.
>>20422137The meatballs were tasty meatballs. Now they're odd tasting spongey things that might as well contain no meat at all because they sure don't taste like they do.
You lemme get a footlong tuna with nanna peppers, mayo and southwest sauce
>>20421548meatball marinara, let me get some gorgonzola and pepperoni. Put it in the cheesy bread.
>>20424228does anyone know where subway gets their tuna and if i can buy it in bulk? asking for a friend
>>20424247It's just Starkist flake tuna and whatever mayo Subway uses
>>20424247>>20424270The premixed "tuna" is 90% soybean & sugar fake "mayo" by weight.
>>20424274Ok, go be schizo somewhere else
>>20424270They use Kraft and Kraft light mayo.
>>20421548a boar's head sub / pre-made sub from the local grocery store.fuck subway.
Chicken bacon ranch with extra Chipotle sauce.HEY FAGGOTSYou can save plenty of money by simply searching "subway (month) 2024 reddit" and you will find dozens of working coupon codes to bring you back to the Five Dolla Footloooooong days. I get a CBR meal almost weekly and it's never more than $10. You just need to use the app to enter the codes
>>20422851Subway doesn't serve blood sausage, not in America at least
>>20422598>>20422634This is the real reason. Same as why they operate so many fucking convenience stores.
>>20424338i work at winco and they have 5 dollar footlongs that absolutely shit all over subway in terms of how high the toppings are piled
Whatever Jared had
>>20422634Yeah it's this, same reason why there's now a billion smoke shops in new york, it's all fucking pakis running them
every veggie on a philly almost like a salad in a sandwhich
