Post food you eat when you are depressed and can't be bothered cooking.
What are those round orange slices?
kill yourself faggot
>>20406550Please stop eating the trash at the Olive Garden
>>20406550For me, it's the Big Papa. Better Ingredients. Better Pizza. Papa John's.
>>20406550When I'm feeling down I force myself to cook very elaborate dishes. Because if I don't, it turns into a vicious cycle: I feel like shit -> I eat shitty food -> I feel like shit -> I eat shitty food...
>>20406550go back to your gay sports thread Yahoo Serious
Steak, medium rare.
>>20406570OCD Hoarding bro, you deserve to live better.
when it's really bad, i stab a potato with a fork a couple times then microwave it for 6 minutes. wa la
>>20406555Oranges
>>20406550Oh, I went through a period where I did a lot of that.
:(
things will get better r-right
i pop a sweet potato in that oven because i know its got the nutrients i need to get back on trackim eating like half a tub of greek yogurt too, because my gut biome must be off if i am depressed
>>20406574>>20406619>>20407757these guys are getting it together.
>>20407739they can but they probably won't all on their own. things got better for me. you can do it, Anon. lean on whatever support you have around. tell a friend or loved one you need some help. get professional help if needed. try and do one thing today that'll begin to move yourself in the right direction.
>>20407768literally this
>>20406550I keep around 3 days worth of homemade stew and bread in the freezer at all times, just in case. Still hearty and tasty even after a couple months and it's easy to replenish the stock once I'm feeling a bit better.
>>20406550Cuck tears
>Tear open tuna pouch with last bit of life force energy>Squeeze mayo into pouch>Squeeze relish into pouch>Mix with plastic spoon>Eat>Dispose of pouch and spoon, clean well done 47
>>20406550>rice cooker rice>fried rice
>>20406550Being depressed is lame. Just admit to being a lazy fuck sometimes. When I'm too lazy to cook I reach for Jose.
Slow cooker/rice cooker butter chicken.You need to cut up one onion and some garlic, but that's it for prep. No dirty pots or pans to clean up either. Throw it all in the rice cooker, slow cook for a few hours and you have tasty food for the next few days. Reheats great in a microwave. If that's still too much, you can replace having to cut the onion with dehydrated onion or onion oil and the garlic with garlic powder. Other foods I make when I am really unmotivated: Toasted bread (preferably a darker bread, but white bread works too) with canned herring in tomato sauce and some hot sauce is surprisingly tasty.Canned chickpeas make for a quick msabbaha to be eaten with bread.You can buy powdered falafel - just add boiling water, let soak for a few minutes and fry in oil or a pan.Or slice and fry some pre-marinaded meats in a pan, then add a can of green beans, as well as some honey and balsamic vinegar or soy sauce for a quick glaze/sauce.Another favorite of mine are what I call "dumblings" - put flour in a bowl, make a small hole in the middle. Put warm water, dry yeast and a little sugar in there to activate the yeast, then add a pinch of salt and mix dough for a few seconds just until there's no dry flour anymore. Then cover and put in the fridge. When making a canned or powdered soup, take some of the hydrated dough, pull of small pieces and throw them in there as it cooks. The dough gets the flavor of the soup, but gives the mouth feel of dumplings.Microwaved potatoes are also a great depression food, just take potatoes, put them in the microwave at high for 8 minutes and enjoy. They will look like ball sacks but taste like oven potatoes.In general canned or frozen ingredients rather than canned or frozen meals can make cooking much faster and easier and are acceptable shortcuts when feeling down imo.Ideally you want to eat healthy which will help with the depression too, but I get you can't always do that.Picrel is the rice cooker butterchicken.
>>20406570man i spent about 12 years in a deep depression and i'm so glad it didnt look like this. i hoarded scrap metal and was sunburnt as fuck all of the time. spent most of my calm hours neck deep in the river. i ate trash mostly, i didnt like the idea of having to pay to keep myself alive. i ate a lot of stale bread and muddy tasting fish, and malt liquor. i used the scrap money to pay for the malt liquor.
>>20408642That sounds alot worse than Op's video I'm afraid
>>20406550I make a pizza I call Slopkino. I buy a big premade pizza dough, slap all kinds of tasty crap on it, sauce, load it with cheese and bake it. Sloppy pizza for days for when I am just dead inside.
>>20407739>>20407768Don’t do this, you’re only shifting your carefully maintained garbage heap of negative feelings onto others, or paying someone to care. Find solace in the fact that your “personality issues” and place in the world were probably determined early on in life before you had proper judgment. The hand has been dealt son, and time is not on your side.
>>20406555Might be croutons.
>>20408608>butter chicken>lazyWhat?
>>20406550Vodka and beer. Maybe some canned pea soup i watered down and blended so i can drink it.
>>20406550I'll typically open a can of something, eat some out of it, and leave it somewhere.
>>20406555Raw yellow zucchini
>>20411152You literally throw the ingredients into the rice cooker, including whole chicken legs, press "slow cook" and return 2 hours later to pull out the bones (which is easy after the slow cook) and mix in coconut milk and yogurt. It's not authentic, but really fucking close in taste for a combined time spent preparing and cleaning up of under 10 minutes and then you have enough food for half a week minimum. It's super lazy surprisingly.
>>20411382Chicken spices tomatoes cream altogether in the cooker? That sounds odd.
>>20411396I vaguely use this recipe:https://www.wellplated.com/slow-cooker-butter-chicken/With a few important changes:Rather than chicken breasts, use chicken legs. Dark meat tastes better and after slow cooking removing bones is trivial anyways. Cheaper too. Breasts work if you want lowest effort though.The minced ginger can easily be pre minced ginger from a glass, that's what I use. Skip the cauliflower. Too much work. If you do want it anyways, you can use frozen ones that are cleaned and portioned already.I use normal Greek yogurt rather than nonfat, no idea if that matters much.Skip the toasting of the spices part. It's more effort and cleanup for marginal taste gains. Just throw it all in the slow cooker/rice cooker as is. That includes raw onion, garlic etc.This probably only works if your rice cooker has a slow cooker function. The basic rice coolers with a bimetallic strip will probably get too hot for slow cooking. The coconut cream and yogurt have to be added after the slow cooker is done, or it'll separate.It works really well, I was super surprised myself.
>>20411405Nothing some fatty salami when you feel like a fat lazy cunt.
>>20411695I fork it out into a little bow, shove it in mustard, and down the hatch. Extra posch if I have cheese and/or olives
>>20411533>This probably only works if your rice cooker has a slow cooker function.It doesn't, but I heard people say good things about slow cookers.
>>20406550glass of milk and some slices of cheese
>>20407757How much better is a sweet potato on a 1 to 10 nutrients over a reg? I dislike them but I should probably eat them.
>>20411017People are social, exchanging mental burdens is part of the human experience. Someone else might have a problem you think is trivial, and your problem is trivial to them, both can feel better after bitching about it to one another. Just how it works, you can't fight human nature. Even autists need social support, even if they themselves have shit social skills.
>>20411885Calories and Macronutrients:Sweet Potatoes: Lower in calories and carbohydrates but higher in fiber compared to russet potatoes. They also contain slightly more protein.Russet Potatoes: Higher in calories and carbohydrates but lower in fiber. They typically have a bit less protein than sweet potatoes.Vitamins:Sweet Potatoes: Exceptionally high in vitamin A (from beta-carotene), providing more than 100% of the daily value in one medium-sized sweet potato. They are also a good source of vitamins C and B6.Russet Potatoes: These potatoes do not provide vitamin A but are high in vitamin C and also offer a good amount of vitamin B6.Minerals:Sweet Potatoes: Offer higher amounts of manganese and are a good source of potassium and magnesium.Russet Potatoes: Typically higher in potassium than sweet potatoes and provide good amounts of magnesium and iron.Antioxidants:Sweet Potatoes: Rich in antioxidants, especially beta-carotene, which gives them their orange color. They also contain other antioxidants like anthocyanins in purple varieties.Russet Potatoes: Contain antioxidants such as flavonoids and vitamin C, though generally less diverse or abundant compared to sweet potatoes.Glycemic Index:Sweet Potatoes: Have a lower glycemic index compared to russet potatoes, which means they cause a slower rise in blood sugar levels.Russet Potatoes: Tend to have a higher glycemic index, which can cause quicker spikes in blood sugar levels.
>>20411728I really like it. Kinda nice that my rice cooker already had the feature so I didn't need a new appliance, unitaskers are somewhat annoying in the kitchen.I guess you could emulate a slow cooker with a pot on low heat, but that means you'd have to pay a little more attention to it, which somewhat defeats the purpose. The nice thing about slow cookers is that you precisely don't need to care as much about them.
>>20411885Don't sweat it, pretty much the same, only do it if you like mixing it up or the taste/texture.If you want to obsess about micronutrients you're likely getting in excess that's up to you.
>>20406550also cigarettes
>>20406550I have severe clinical depression. I would never make slop when Im down. You gotta prepare something good, I cant fathom not doing that. Maybe youll end it all soon
>>20413236>>20406550 Cmon OP this guy convinced a doctor that he’s a piece of shit and still thinks he’s doing better than you.
>>20406550Bday
>>20413696Happy Bday bro. One year closer to death.Enjoy the strudels and cheese(?), if you wanna talk i'm here.
>>20408642I hope you're in a better place now, friend. Love to you.
>>20411396indian food is weird
>>20408255Great value tuna pouches for me. I just take em raw.
>>20411533Interesting. I've been having a hankering for butter chicken since there's no decent indian around and although it's not thread related since I'm gonna try a different recipe I'll keep it in mind if I get a slow cooker in the future. I can't navigate yogurt types worth shit though. What's the difference between plain and greek yogurt? Or cottage cheese?
>>20413904>I've been having a hankering for butter chicken since there's no decent indian around and although it's not thread related since I'm gonna try a different recipe I'll keep it in mind if I get a slow cooker in the future. If you want to make authentic restaurant style butter chicken, check out misty Ricardo on YouTube, he's as authentic as you can get. Issue is as a result you need specialty ingredients and a lot of labor - the slow cooker version is a decent-ish approximation for a fraction of the effort.>I can't navigate yogurt types worth shit though. What's the difference between plain and greek yogurt? Or cottage cheese?The technical differences like how they are made you can look up yourself but generally cottage cheese is low fat, somewhat grainy and slightly salty. Very low calorie though for a cheese.Plain yogurt is the default product. Pretty boring if you buy the store bought ones, and often on the lower end of fat content.Greek yogurt is higher in fat which means it's substantially creamier than normal yogurt (unless that has thickeners added) and has a much stronger "fermented" taste. If you've ever had frozen yogurt, aside from the sweetness the aroma that that has is closest to Greek yogurt imo. It's my favorite go-to yogurt because it actually has some flavor and character, but the higher fat also means more calories if that bothers you.So cottage cheese is grainy and salty, plain yogurt is a bit boring and greek yogurt has a strong aroma but higher fat content.
>>20411704Sounds delightful.
>>20413710Thanks, anon
>>20406550Chopped fried spam mixed with box mac n cheese, bbq sauce and onion strings.
kraft and hebrew national
>>20406550>when you are depresseddoesn't happen to me.
the other day i was not in a good space mentally and ate an entire box of stale pastries from the food bank. didn't feel great afterwards but i didn't feel bad either, just kind of numb
eating instant pot spaghetti with jarred sauce in a bowl I haven't cleaned in weeks
>>20414435Nice meatballs.
>>20414456thanksI made 3 pounds of meatballs a few weeks ago while nearly blackout drunk and froze most of them
>>20414461Heh I think I remember that
>>20414465my friends gave me an ultimatum to stop drinking or else they'll stop talking to meso now I'm just drinking in secret
>>20414461I wish I had a real freezer.
>>20406550I make boydinner whenever im depressed>half cup of rice, half cup of brown/green lentils>dump into pot, rinse twice>1tsp of olive oil, a sprinkle of turmeric, garlic powder, onion powder, salt, whatever. dump into pot>boil until water evaporates/shit is cookedenjoy with tabasco and a dr pepper
>>20414484I make this sometimes too but I don't bother rinsing it
>>20414481winning!
>>20414500if no rinse it clump upnobody is ever depressed for 1 meal, rinse so it keeps well for a week or sochecked
>>20412837I love the beef stock pot canned soup
>>20415958there's only up from now on.
>>20415958What's with the toilet paper?
>>20416087makes napkins can't bother with kitchen towels
>>20406550Why would anyone ever commit suicide or want to? Stupid
>>20412837Are you homeless?
>>20413696That shadow cast on the strudel is actually pretty cool. Nice shot.
>>20411533EhDamn I've been thinking about a slow/rice cooker but now I may have to. I can't just fucking continue the shit diet I'm on.
>>20406550
salamithat is all
I ate a whole box of these, probably came close to dying
>>20419115Aldi's knock-off version used to be 99 cents. RIP
>>20416803that's just a plate full of drugs
A pack of chocolate muffins and a gallon of milk
>>20419124Yeah man? Well at least I like…put it on a plate this time.
>>20419165i prefer to put in in my belly
>>20419092I use mine a lot, but it's worth examining if you'll actually use it, I know a few people who have one but use it too rarely to justify leaving it on the counter in my opinion.I got a yum Asia "panda mini" rice cooker, which is sort of trying to be a budget alternative to the zojirushi ones. It can't quite compete with those, but it also costs like a third, so I'm not complaining. From my understanding yum Asia is trying to primarily cater to the European market though, so no idea if those are worth it in the US. After brexit I'm not even sure if they are even worth it in the EU anymore (it's a British brand I think), so do your own research.
>>20413696Clown enjoyer?
>>20406550I order pizza.
>>20413696happy birth day anon
>>20406570>posts dated 2017Hope things picked up for this dude since then
>>20406550cottage cheese on a piece of toast. if I’m up to it I’ll add some other topping like but I usually don’t. My go-to used to be those microwaveable bibigo chicken dumplings from costco but the new recipe is kinda shit imo
>>20406550Walmart rotisserie chicken with the about to expire discount sticker in the cold deli section. Never full price while it's hot, what do you think this is
>>20406570Trash hoarding is soul, cleaning up is for women and fags. "Collector" hoarders who swear they're going to use all this stuff for their projects and sell it on ebay in two more weeks are pathetic. Simple as.
>>20408255>squeeze soy sauce packet from Asian doordash order from 3 weeks ago into pouch
>>20414435This is normal food in a dirty dish, just get paper dishes like a normal depravedfag
>tfw too depressed to even post my food in the depression meals thread
rice, tuna, mayo, fried onions, furrikakae, wrapped in seaweed
>>20406550I make sloppa when I'm happy. I make the complicated, time consuming stuff when I'm sad as a treat and to give myself something to do to keep from dwelling on whatever is making me sad.Being a slave to your feelies is gay.
When I was my lowest (2022) I ate nothing because my stomach hurt all the time from the misery. I'd eat once every couple of days, order tendies or some cinnamon donuts. Watch a movie while eating 1/2 the food and trying to keep it down. >>20422517What is weighing on you
>>20415928imagine the toxic shit. One time I got drunk on natty light and I shifted out green bile
>>20420793>my exact phenotype femaleWhere is she. I need her
