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new bread new me
sad
>>58425306>>58425432>>58425458>>58425475>>58425588>>58428918Ok so let's say that I believe you anon. What happens in next: does the market try again to reach ATHs before the bobos take over or do I sell and run away immediately?
being patient and just sitting is the best way, buy right sit tight. Jesse Livermore.
Buy calls and win
>>58433161I bought puts.It's over.
>>58433142If you think about it when we're standing we're just sitting on our feet.
>>58432982its simply over
The biggest analysts all agreed a manic market before a final freefall
Is it worth getting SOFI? I guess thats the twitter trend with it's calls coming up. But with my experience from following the trend on reddit, I've been constantly dissapointed. Any Anons also joining the SOFI train?
Lots of buzz on IBRX. Managed to get some calls on Friday, hopefully it's not a fakeout.
>>58433776nah
>>58433950
>>58433251kek
>>58433962Now that's a well drawn anus
>>58433962fapping to this now, thanksalso buy bayhorse silver (BHS)
>>58432982Any opinion on SHLD ETF?
>>58433376That would be the V of V case. This could very well be a new historic cycle, so that would make the current move I of V, or instead of starting the count in the 70s, one could start the count in 2000 which would make the current move the 1 of 5 in a III of V
>>5843381640 percent is a big jump for one day. I always hate looking into these biomedical stocks though. I guess it was an approved cancer vaccine. I always hear buy the rumor and sell the news. If it's the news, I will buy a few cheap puts and let it ride out.
did market breadth check. judging from it we are coming up from bearish times.
did market breadth check. judging from it we are going down from bullish times.
>>58434293the market has been down for the last 3 weeks out of 4. you liar bastard
uh oh
Has the board improved since they required email?
>>58434697The Taylor Swift pictures are gone, so that's something.
>>58434054Defense stocks are the rage currently with the FOMO crowd. This ETF is an excellent choice for the aspiring bagholder who wishes to enjoy the added boon of 0.5% in annual fees.
>>58434054All sectorial ETFs are trash. You're basically paying fees for a kike to stock-pick shit for you.
>>58434755>Like you are a poet trapped inside the body of a finance guyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpkmUfv1I4QKinda cruel to /smg/. This is now a Katy Perry board.>>58435005What, do you think we're due a sudden outbreak of peace? Defence stocks are up because the peace dividend is over and the entire industry is still spinning up in the west.
>>58435036I think he's saying that you should be picking your defense stocks yourself.
The peak of /smg/ was when Charlie Munger would regularly post here. We had access to the man himself and got legit information from the top. This is a new age; one of enlightenment and honesty.
What are we expecting for earnings this week?
Is nvda a bad buy right now? I'm just learning stocks but isn't it way iverpriced? P/E of like 50means investors are speculating that its earnings are gonna grow like 10x in the near term to be worth holding over anything else, doesn't it? Earnings is already being boosted by AI boom, I doubt that it can continue so far as to support the stock price predicting a further ten times boost and we saw how sensitive it is to dropping due to other market and economic factors this month
>>58435445I guess 10x is a huge exaggeration but still, it needs to grow like 100% to match the price, and if I want a meaningful profit after selling it needs to grow an extra like 20%. Or I can bank on it continuing to be overpriced relative to its earnings but it seems unlikely
>You see, the problem with the P/E ratio is that it's a retroactive metric. It pits a company's current market cap against its trailing-12-month profit. But when you buy shares of a company, you're not purchasing its history -- you're purchasing its future cash flows.in some book i also read that p/e is useless.
Smg has never been deader
>>58435646p/e used to be useful way back when it was first "developed" by robert schiller if im not wrong? a bunch of people start using it and it becomes less useful, but not completely useless. p/e averages for industries and compared to respective stocks can give you some insight into company valuation, and it inherently separates stocks you're buying on a premium and i use to get a quick and fast impression whether a stock is growth stock. alongside the quote you pulled out, of course
>>58435874yeah some book i read really shitted on pe. since then ive been ignoring it mostly. smiggers still uses it very often.
>>58435730smg has never been better anon>no opening bell anon>no ding ding ding how did you do anon>no tripfags complaining about their wife>stock shilling at an all time low>no more crypto posts in smg>post frequency is a steady paceCompletely ruined the board culture. Emails on biz was the best thing to happen to this board and should be rolled out site wide, go to reddit if you don't like it. Tell your little faggot friends in /bant/ to go with you.
>>58435881>no opening bell anon>no ding ding ding how did you do anonthese were good anons. some others too. but the skizo doomer bears pissed me off. glad they are out.
>>58435893they were collecting data>how many people influencing market from smg>people reporting their profits and losses sometimes with tickers>consistent for years but too scared to verify emailif there was nothing to hide they would verify email and continue supporting the board but they left completely along with the bear bot posters that would fire up anons and provoke engagement
>>58432982stock market is a scam
Damn son, IBRX is going nuts.
uranium updates and reminders:>CCJ earnings tomorrow>UUUU earnings may 3>CCJ AGM may 9 (board recommends vote for on all)>Kazatomprom appoints new COOrelevant tickers:>CCJ>GEV>UUUU>UEC>KAP>NXEnotable projects also include: Boss Energy, Paladin Energy, Curtis-Wrighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNkO2hzXluU dyor, not advice, you know the drill
Do you short VIX options?
good open so far. >>58435906dunno sounds wild. who would want anon investoors stock picks.
>>58436025The entirety of the banking sector does. But no I do not.
>>58436025I go long on the VIX
SOFI sisters, what happened?! We did great during Q1 and we dropped 10 percent. BAKA
i'm all in SQQQ again
>>58436084This anon is destined for a bad time.
>>58436135the US is in a recession
>>58436142Mag7 literally won't give a single fuck.
>>58435881Instead we have the Uranium shill, the fed poster, and bot for whenever earnings are being announce. Improvements all for being yet again the slowest thread on the board amid an entire catalog of shitcoin advertisements.
>>58436245im too ashamed to post on /bant/ because of oil&natgas running me over like roadkill. i also dont like the nsfw posting on /bant/. original idea was for others to poke holes in my thesis, but now i do it to document the journey
>morning was one massive V>aapl recovering>tsla up 16%Fucking lmao what did I miss?
>WOAH BLACK BETTY INTENSIFIES
>>58436283The reckoning is tomorrow
>>58436288what are they gonna discuss? i read some yahoo finance news that someone said without rate cut upside for stonks is limited.im fine with crabbing desu
>>58436288I think jpow could fuck markets good by declaring no policy change until 2026.
>>58436323nah, earnings are too good. to fuck markets he would have to hike
>>58436318Major financial guru's are already saying depression. THe task of the Feds is to mitigate fear and control public sentiment. It will be hawkish for the sake of prosperity. Everyone will focus on the next rate cut; when it is announced get some UVXY cause volatlity will go through the roof
>>58436288>>58436318no hikes or cuts for the rest of the year, cuts maybe only in second half of 2025 or afterjpow was on a panel somewhere idk where and he explained his thought process to the tune of something like this>strong labor market>acceptable gdp growth>economy is overall doing better than before>but inflation still isnt coming downtherefore, no cuts or hikes. rates at current levels for the foreseeable future
>>58436340okay thanks. havent followed much i just follow market breadth and my positions mostly.
>>58436382what's crazy is I did market breadth check. judging from it we are going down from bullish times.
50% DNN50% DENNIt's that easy.
how did you get your investing style?? i have to say livermore my biggest influence. then another technical style as a system for me. got a few more books about livermore to read.
one of my positions made a huge dump....i almost tightened my stop too earlier.... too big risk on this trade if my stop gets hit.
>>58436456I got it by trading a metric fuckton. One year my tax documents said I moved about 2.5 million worth of money total (not that I had it, but that combined transactions added up to that amount).Doing that kind of trading will teach you a lot of lessons. It taught me that your outlook needs to be further out, that you should always have a plan and stick to it. Set some rules, write them on a piece of paper if you have to, and check them before you EVER click a button.The only times I have ever, truly gotten completely blown the fuck out were when I didn't follow my own rules.
>>58436483livermore has similar advice. i was loose with my stop since there is supposedly a big support area nearby but its close to it already.but you didnt read books or anything? i read a lot of books when i started out.
the stock touched the support and instantly turned up. prolly took some stops out with that.im still in it.
Yellen increased borrowing estimates. This bitch just cant help herself.
Why is submachine gun dead?
>>58432982have 200k in the market split 100k VOO / 100K BrkA in my personal account. BRK has had great performance but I'm worried about the panic sell buffett inevitably dies. Any suggestions for long term gain?
>all i do is buy mining company stocksdig for me, malnourished brown children
>>58436414BUT I JUST STARTED
>>58436491>but you didnt read books or anything?No, I only read stuff like investopedia, wikipedia on various economic theories and mathematical descriptions of Black-Scholes, etc. I've never read a financial book.Doesn't meant they can't be useful, but in general, in my opinion, most finance people are hacks or salesmen. That is to say, they're selling you their method, their personality, or their ETF to try to get you to spend money on courses, books, or whatever.Its for this reason I put most of my trust in methods only. Just about the only things I really believe in are resistance, support, volume, and a few indicators like RSI. Everything else is just trying to find the truth by looking at shadows on the cave wall. You might learn a bit, but there's always a lot of truth left out.
>DING DING DING DING DINGHow'd you all do?
>>58436654-0.71%, sideways on NVDA caused my options to eat some theta today.
How may pajeets used this board? Post count has collapsed by like 80%.
>he selled TSLA
>>58436695market makers do not want to get rico'd so they will not verify
>>58436654bad since one position dumped a lot.
>>58436654+0.1%
>>58436654Crabbed all fucking day +0.42% probably lower if I look at my crypto but I'd rather not.
>>58436755>>58436726>>58436711>>58436668I sold PLNH today and after hours it looks like it is going to go up. I still have MSOX, even though I am down 50% on the calls. They expire in 3 weeks. not looking good. I am cash gang (excluding the MSOX position) and am focusing on the business. Will buy back into stocks when I pay myself next month OR is the MSOX play rebounds. I am pretty sure Chuck Schumer is the worst politician in modern history and I will forever sing is sonnets of doom.
>>58436654+.86%
>>58436654i... don't know. all i do is buy more shares of some divvie stocks once or twice a month. been busy at work and other life stuff. trying to get my weiner soaked in pussy juice. buy JEPI
>>58435910>Best way to generate wealth>Literally zero effort if you buy index>"brooo is just a scam brooo!"
>>58437460dont forget ok way to save money
>>58432982Time heals all wounds.Unless, that is, you bought a stock with unsound financials. Some bags just keep getting heavier.But /smg/ will recover.
im worried about fomc fucking up my stock more. im looking at an uncomfy loss.
also we live rent free in bantfags head
It's pre-marketWhat are we buying today boysGame me a littleIf I crab again Im slitting my wrists
>>58437847probably long amd, they might be shit but i refuse to believe they didn't get a bunch of orders for mi300x
>>58437904ironically AI bubble still has a lot of momentum
>>58437847I made all my profits for the next 6 months over the weekend gambling on shitcoins. I'm taking some time away from active trading for the summer. Just waiting for Powells bird noises and then its good bye market for the next 6 months
>>58437908Jealous
forget about cuts this year
>>58437915Don't be. It took retarded risks on 0.1% noise swings with up to 100x leverage. I feel dirty, burned out and like after doing two all nighters trying to finish a term paper; why the fuck am I doing this to myself.Anyway, happy trading, maybe you buy the dips and I'm going to buy your bags in Autumn
>>58437847coping that i wont get stopped with a loss at open.
did employment costs just nuke futures?
yields curve will uninvert... by long term raising into flat
bang bang bang
>2 minutes
WTFWT
>>58438007it puumped on open.h-heh all according to keikaku
>>58437999More like rate hikes. Short TLT.
AMZN price fluctuation expected todayI just booooought ...
fuck its down again. wish i waited after the fomc fagotry
>>58438259yep. crab day
>>58438290it always crabs until Jerome speaks. Then the ride begins.
>>58438326He is going to present the same slides as he has for the past 2.5 years. Its getting boring tbf, I hope the writers are going to bring some variation this time
check spreads on vix futures. hilarious
volume dried up. i think it looks okay if it goes a little higher from here.
>>58438472its a crab day. Today it went down on opening and is likely up on closing for nothing to have happened over the day. Vix spreads and a deep contango say it all, futures say nothing ever happens
"american freedom" as long as you give uncle sam all info about your transactions, kek
>BUY THE DIP>to have a crabsigh
and vix spread is increasing. this market is so fucking fake. anybody investing for the long term is a retard
its pumping again. if i make money on this stock after this it will be a big lesson.
SQQQ gonna make me rich
And vix is back in backwardation. This market is as uncertain as a teenage girl before losing its virginity
Wtf is this market doing.....
>>58438629dumping the market so jerome doesnt have to be too bearish tomorrow.is my theory.
Start shoveling, männer. I want every mumu to buy four figures worth of stocks by market close.
>MSOS>MSOXIT IS FINALLY HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>MY CALLS WENT FROM DOWN 70% TO OVER 40%
>>58438694>>58438702weed is for smoking not investing. when are you gonna sell? take profit and enter again more conservatively and smaller position.
>>58438712I've been investing in cannabis since 2020. Today is the rumor. You buy the rumor and sell the news. I just expected them to do this on 4/20, not a week later. Either way, I have long options that made all the late night anxiety worth it.
>>58438712Because I'm not a fag like those who abandoned the blue board. Haven't posted in other boards. This is the board of intelligence and patience. >you just have to weather the insults
>>58438719>>58438724livermore sold in moments like you are having now. that negro also shorted the 29 crash.i hope the doomer spammers stay on bant.
>>58438724What's that, eToro?
>>58438748agreed
i dumped to my stop. i had two chances to raise the stop and i thought about it too.buy right and sit tight. i only did the sit tight right.
>>58438794robinhood>low principle for hedging main portfolio
>>58438801Is that shit available for yurop. I'm sick of how clusmy my current broker is.
>>58438804no. If you want to gamble on options you get a real broker. The closest to the retail option robonhood gambling would be ibkr
>>58438804not sure if yurop banks coexist with robinhood. try to open a fidelity and link your robinhood to that fidelity.
>>58438814I have a fidelity through revolut, and revolut offers investing, but it's very rudimentary and starts and ends at Buy and Sell.
>>58438724show the 3 month view
>>58438852you are correct in your call out; I was down 70% before today. I said that in the first post. The strategy was correct, just off by a week.
i have a scan problem. dunno maybe i should just browse all charts to find the right ones. i have a few books to read which might have more info about livermores methods.
just looked at two charts of my older plays. lost money on one that was +70% since then. some months ago. pissed me of more than the loss today.
>>58438955dont do that if you are just trading directions over a certain time. The chart from back then isnt the chart from now, its irrelevant what the moves were 1 seconds ago now
>>58438986there is another which is up 40% almost since i played it. almost lost money on that too.
>>58438999are you trying a jewish bit here or are you just an overly emotional faggot? Seriously. A trade that is closed is a trade that is closed. The ticker can start to go back in time and it doesnt matter the slightest
>>58439014im seething. yeah i dont get hung up on trades. mistakes are good for learning.
>>58439027It all depends on your strategy and timing. If your goal is long term capital growth, don't trade mid and short term. If your goal is a certain capital gain per whatever timeframe, losing positions are closed if they become a burden, no matter where they are in a month or 12
The markets are retracting finally, which means it'll be a buyer's market soon. In the meantime, I'm putting my normal investment amount into my savings account for a house. Life is good.
>>58436135apologize
Cocoa chads rise up!
Is there any news on robinhoods 1% deposit match? I thought it was supposed to be happening tomorrow, and there is no news.
Wtf happened to Amazon stocks.
6 months away from the market is going to do some good, and I might have to seek some professional help for the gambling addiction, at least I make profits, nice 5% on a stupid ass vix future gamble
>tech stock in a small percentual decline the whole day>last 5 mins of the market it plummets 10%>next 2 mins volume multiplies tenfold and it goes up 10%all of this will be gone by tomorrow...
>comfy and ready with dry powder for jpow to bring us back to reality tomorrow
At least I'm not emotional. The vix play could have been 15% and more, but profits are profits and it overshot my target for the day by far
how do you end up with such discrepancy between gaap and non-gaap?
I told you to sell the rip.We told you people not to get involved in that.You never listen.>>58425306>>58425306>>58425306
>>58439262Some non re-occurring costs that happened over the period while operating costs remained the same and or debit increased
>>58439265nothing ever happens
also kek, if any teacher will complain about my kids powerpoint i will show them amd presentation. each slides has text and boxes in slightly different place
>>58432982>Markets go green for a couple of days>Market goes red for one day but dumps so far that the previous gains are lostI just bought the "dip". Is this wise or should I start diversifying more?
>>58439295its back to where it was last Thursday
>>58439205GOD DAMN>>58439227WTFWT>>58439250I think you mean hyperbolic highs>>58439273We live in a society were the previous generations motto was 'fake it till' you make it'
Do i buy the dip, Yes or no?
this is bear market
what a day. Told myself not to trade, ended up with a vix and 50x leveraged btc trade, both closed in profit with 5% respective 20% profit on the position, and closed on top a tff future this morning I forgot to close yesterday with a 2% profit. I think I need help
Fuck me, I need to cut my own internetcouldnt stop myself from trading this btc outbreak with a 100x, and another 20%AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHgood bye /biz/ I need to leave
da fuck happened to starbucks
Retard hereWhy don't people just hold?For example, did people seriously just think TSLA was going to drop to 0 in the last few weeks? I don't fucking get it
>>58439580Because holding to a point where you never recover is always horrible. Thus the analogy: becoming a stronger trader by bagholding.
>>58439570Unions and congress
>>58439318>>58439295>>58432982Are we shorting tomorrow after CPI report? We know it's going to show that inflation has not gone down.
>>58439649Every major company other than Meta and Costco will probably beat earnings expectations. Even SNAP beat earnings expectations.
>>58439570Karens are finally getting priced out from going every day.
>>58439649I am not.
>>58439681They will all beat and tank like AMD. Sell in May and go away.
>>58439748>>58439681Earnings don't play much of a role in influencing the economy as the CPI report and Powell's words does. Plus, look at all the futures are down while VIX is up.
>>58439775Cant fucking wait when they can no longer short the everliving shit out of VIX and the Yen Carry Trade unwinds.
>>58439681earnings don't mean that much if they are not going to start increasing dividends. people are leverage betting that fixed income people will have to shift back to equities as rates drop. if rates don't drop the leverage bubble will pop
Please tell me CVNA going down tomorrow bros.
bant or biz?bant and biz
Bros I’m so tired. Do I sell off the rest of my Intc and just harvest my losses? Or just trust the process and wait a couple years and maintain patience.
>>58439910Any recs friend
>>58439923i was thinking of oss.v (ai monitoring of pipelines) but i'm still hesitant since anything thats not profitable yet (unlike ai dashcams) you're relying on them to deliver on operational leverage and you got a time limit like you're holding optionsai dashcams is on a 5th consecutive profitable quarter but im not adding more due to riskother than smallcap speculation, just buy market index funds lol
>>58439915Msox went up 50%. You would make your money back without losing time value cost
>>58432982What are y'all put positions for this morning?
>>58432982Can someone update me on this broker in the sticky? It no longer exists.
>>58440111It still exists, renamed to TastyTrade. They have some promo for new deposits now, thinking of using them for options.Either them or IKBR, still deciding.
>>58440129Just opened a fidelity account for that same reason. What's IKBR? What's the best part about TastyTrade?
i have interactive brokers its been good.
>>58440196IBKR = interactive brokers . I'm retarded so I typed IKBR.Dont think it really matters. They just have some promo that gives you a free approx 2% on your initial deposit. https://support.tastytrade.com/support/s/solutions/articles/43000678965 . Which given current interest rates isnt much, but extra cash is extra cash right.
it's vix shorting time
>>58439265I asked you a question at the top of the thread and you never answered. Also that wasn't much of a "rip".
Question. How can I get the upcoming week's events and earnings notified to me? I tried checking out IBKR TWS's earnings calendar but there's not enough custom filters for the companies and countries that I want and I have to manually check it instead of having it automatically notified to me.
You are all buying cannabis stocks, right?!
>>58432982Is the stock market closed right now? wtf is happening
>>58435881>no ding ding ding how did you do anonhey ding ding anon was good people
>>58440777trips of revelations>WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>>58440737>buy the toplolno
>>58440783Just forgot the stock market opened at 9:30, had a retard moment
>>58440677>I have to manually check itThis is for the best anon. Actually look at their 10-K. Jpow will bend over today and announce an end to QT. Market will rip on this news.
>>58440872I hope not. My shitty euro broker isn't working today and I have a small pile of cash I was too afraid to chuck in yesterday.
Brehs
>>58440969It [spoiler]jumped off a cliff[/spoiler]
>>58440982wtf this is a blue board, why did my spoiler fail?
>>58440105It doesn't matter. I lose anyways.If MSFT pumps, AMZN dumps.If AMZN dumps, MSFT pumps.I checkmated myself...
>>58441013buddy look at MSOS/MSOX. I checkmated myself. I am strapped in for the long haul. My options are swinging by the 100s of percents.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA......my bags, MY FUCKING BAGS
>AMDWhat the fuck
go SQQQ, go Also got TSLA puts
>>58441086It is May right now. Trust the plan.
>>58441108Yeah. Time to load up on the dip.But imagine waking up to -5k. JFC.
>>58441086>How is a company with 275 P/E dumping! Who could have foreseen this!
>>58441135TSLA is doing fine tho
9 minutes before more volatility in the cannabis industry>MSOS>MSOX
>>58441151pic related
>>58441155>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg50jc9CmWEit is unlisted. This is the calm before the pop off
Do you reinvest your dividends, /smg/?
>>58441138you are so fucked its unreal
>>58441232Nah. My cost basis for AMD is 80 so I am fine. I'll just hold because I believe in AMD long term anyway.
>>58441074Buy more
my gamble play would be wait for fomc dump and then buy. but were a in short term downtrend so dunno
>>58441021Sounds insane and fun. Wish I had the balls to just unload money on something like that.
>>58441201Yep, all 19 cents.
Fed cucking to the banks again. Reducing the pace of QT in June. Inflation will continue. Good luck cashgang.
dying of a heroin overdose to fomc press conference waiting room sims music
Im proud to announce my Congolese gold mining company shares are finally going up
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT WAS THAT
I'm still down 60%
>>58441499jerome
Uranium is flinging around with the best of the shitcoins today.
good jerome, my vix short is printing
jeromah pumps my bagsss
PUMP THE BITCH
Bros look at United States Dollar computer
>>58441543Yeah Jpow is bascially saying fuck the value of your dollar. We keep asset prices up.
>>58441509What's he saying?
>>58441570I'm assuming that since I've gone from -0.5% to +5% on the day since he started speaking that we're getting cuts after all.
>>58441570We are tight, very tight. But we stay tight for longer. Dumping sheets will be slower. Waiting for more data.
>>58440969What happened to the options guy that held tons of leaps in that?
strong growth compared to other countries. USA USA USA
I fuckin love Jerome wave music
>>58441581He held until the options became worthless. He HODL'd fucking calls to the end, I think he had to go see a shrink afterwards
>just logged in>markets swinging massively intradaywhy are the markets so schizo this week?
>>58441607JPOW
>>58441607Just the usual FOMC pump and dump. Its getting weaker
Yo what the FUCK
alright, etsy, give me good surprise
>>58436019>US senate passes bill to ban russian import of enriched uraniumnow its up to sleepy biden to put his signature on it. shame it will highly likely be a nothing burger in the short-term because theres a built in clause to have wavers on it until jan 2028. still bullish long-term, i extract from it that the US wants to have an independant domestic production>>58436340>rates at current levels for the foreseeable futureit felt good to be right, or at least half-right. expected the market to be retarded and dump so i could slurp. but it still seems like market will go lower.
Oh well I guess I'll keep buying BDCs for the rest of the year.
>>58441469all cash gang needs to do is yolo in gme at $10 easy peasy
>>58441599Show pic. I'd love to see it.
Bought SPY calls yesterday, they hemorrhaged, I told myself I’d sell the moment I made my money back. Didn’t sold a few minutes before the crash. Gonna buy COIN calls tomorrow (earning after market close).
>>58441599>I think he had to go see a shrink afterwardsYeah, I wouldn't be able to recover from flushing away millions of dollars either.
elon gonna crash TSLA to 0 and escape to mars
>MSOX calls went up 500% yesterday>MSOX go down 80% todayThis has been an lesson in percentages I have never experienced and hope to never experience again
>>58440395Gotcha. Shit, I was going to place puts on Sientra, TTOO, and SOXL last night but ended up not doing so.
Mumu?
>>58441607Banks are getting close to topping out their ability to leverage up on the Yen Carry Trade. Theyve been using this trade to short the everliving fuck out of Vol. However this trade is becoming less and less effective as time goes on. They are slowly losing their ability to keep Vol down, hence the increasing swings in the market that youve witnessed lately. Expect spicy times ahead.
>>58441917What do in stagflation?
>>58441838That was so dumb. I bought 3 SPY calls knowing it will go back up after JPOW. Only to be cucked at the end real bad there. I'm not worried though since it will be back to normal by next week. I just wanted to have the money now to make other moves.Also, SBUX is super cheap now. I don't give a shit if they say that it did bad Q1. I still bought 15 calls for next month knowing I'll make some money out of it too. I know the women and homo's will continue buying the stock to get it back up to what it used to be.
Powell can say whatever he wants, but ultimately the inflation numbers will dictate what happens. >every flight is full>hotels are jammed>people are still spending like crazy>savings rates are sky high>market is still high>everyone feeling rich. >energy is already cheap, direction seems likely to be up>seeing some cooling in housing, but not much in my area.
>>58436025>>58436045>>58436045My first time trading options. Am I doing this right?
>>58442091>$1.30 feewe finally get commission free trading and you morons just switch to something that they do take a huge commission off of. thanks, i guess?
>>58442117Should I use a different broker?
>>58442117>>58442119The sticky listed fidelity as 0 fee. Which broker actually has 0 fee?
>>58442091paajets trade options. stay away from them.
futes lookign green.
>>58442074>Frog>posts bullshitretailers are starting to feel their customer base replacing them with nothing, just not spending - Profits this earning season looked okay, but earnings throughout the bank are shit and down. This correction isnt over yet, Powell fucked up completely, unless you are a democrat that has his pockets lined by "public spending" and "subsidies"
>>58442074In all honesty, it's an optimistic post-corona and post-war era. People are sick of being depressed and negativeThey dont even care how much they spend anymoreThat aside what do you guys think of CVX chevron right now? Eyeing it up to have something in energy.
>>58442476>post-warWhoops, retarded phrasing,I mean post-shock from the war. It stopped being the current thing so it's away from the mind, away from the eyes. Anxiety isn't as prevalent as the first year.
if we get a higher low on the indeciis will be bullish
>>58442609not really
these stocks are faker than america
This market is fake and gay
bought a CVNA call, potential gamma squeeze
>>58440640>that wasn't much a "rip"https://www.cnbc.com/2024/04/25/stock-market-today-live-update.html>S&P 500 posts best week since November, Nasdaq surges 2% Friday*stares at you*>>58433135we will keep making lower lowsthere will a lot of choppiness, there will be face melting rallies to the upsidebut the trend is now down, we are in a bear market (just without the -20% yet)
>>58442609We can see lower lows by tomorrow if AAPL crashes the market with no survivors
im just watching mostly. at least my one position is doing well.
>>58442960>advertising and begging platformsomebody paid for that "article"
i dont believe in aapl earnings after sbux.
I'm buying meta
>>58443132earning up, revenue down resulting in an after market pump and dump
>>58439205After this month lean hog should start falling again
hope you fellas bought monster calls kek
my brokers vix spread. lol
Buy nvda, buy it NOW!!
OOOOooooOOOo
>>58443434LABUbros winning
I duly Declare we live in the most corrupt times in human history.
>>58443479The stock market indices are a (((scam))) designed to go up at ALL costs. Trade accordingly.
What's a good place to keep track of things like ISM reports and jobs reports and so forth? I know a lot of it is on TradingView, but is there a site where people chat about the results and so forth? I'd like to learn more about macro and it's hard to even follow what is coming out when and where to look it up
>>58443834I can tell you personally by hand picking the data that jobs are up, unemployment is down, inflation has been defeated, and we may get trump back who is very pro-business. Expect new highs. People will be working harder than ever with an expanded labor pool. This is going to be the richest moment to date in human history. I am anticipating gains in the market.
>>58443844you underestimate the true corruption that is the current administration. They know they aren't staying in power and will do everything in their power to make economic recovery nigh impossible
>>58443906I don't think anybody knows whats going to happen this election, I say both administrations have their own strategy to develop our economy and they both work in their own ways. There will be winners and losers on both sides, and ultimately it's a collective personal decision.
>>58443906Butttt.... I will support wholeheartedly whoever is elected as the president of the united states, and I think we've lost respect for the office as a nation. Once the election is over, that's our leader, and we need to work as best as we can within the law to support our nation together. As team USA, not team Dem or Repub. We've been a divided nation for too long. We ask our leaders to put aside their differences but when we meet someone who didn't vote for our current leader we hurl insults. I have no clue how we got here but it's dysfunctional. For optimal gains we have to be all in on whoever is elected, and pass effective legislation as a nation. Work out our problems locally. And love our neighbors.
>>58443912you gonna have to stop being so passive and understand that consequences of actions are irreversible and we are in bad times because>ultimately it is a collective personal decisionoxymoron. you cannot have a collective decision made by a person. that isn't compromise; it is fascism.
>>58443923This is definitely a political discussion. I don't intend on getting banned.
>>58443930that is quite a pussy answer, you should invest in LFAP
someone bake time for new personalities for all
Man I love gambling
im baking new bread. barce yourselves
>>58444140>>58444140>>58444140new bread
>>58444141thanks
can we kill this thread already
