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Anonymous (ID: C/QV/55B) Archived

04/25/24(Thu)21:57:27 No.58430507

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Anonymous (ID: C/QV/55B) 04/25/24(Thu)21:57:27 No.58430507 Archived

(((Who))) controls Ethereum?

Anonymous (ID: QvLQLM+j)
04/25/24(Thu)22:21:22 No.58430535

Anonymous (ID: QvLQLM+j) 04/25/24(Thu)22:21:22 No.58430535

i control about 1 eferium

Anonymous (ID: hJMBzS++)
04/25/24(Thu)22:31:12 No.58430547

Anonymous (ID: hJMBzS++) 04/25/24(Thu)22:31:12 No.58430547

Me. Whenever I am sleep deprived (which is now, 4 hours of sleep), it crabs/dumps. Whenever I am well rested (8-10 hours sleep), it FUCKING SENDS. Conditions apply, I have to have sold for it to pump and must be sleeping during the pump. I must have bought for it to dump other wise it crabs. It MUST crab when im awake.

Anonymous (ID: b9zatJRJ)
04/25/24(Thu)22:33:43 No.58430549

Anonymous (ID: b9zatJRJ) 04/25/24(Thu)22:33:43 No.58430549

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>>58430547
Hey Stan here and I'm one of the dev whistle blowers of the JAI (J. artificial intelligence) that controls your specific simulation. Lucky you, huh? I just wanted to be 'bad' today and let you know - you're right. That's your simulation. It's just some users messing around, don't worry though. I'm going to make sure things change for you - just trust me.
Stan out.

Anonymous (ID: hJMBzS++)
04/25/24(Thu)22:46:04 No.58430558

Anonymous (ID: hJMBzS++) 04/25/24(Thu)22:46:04 No.58430558

>>58430549
Thanks stan. Im going all in on LTC and going to bed. If it doesnt dump I will be very happy.

Anonymous (ID: b9zatJRJ)
04/25/24(Thu)22:58:33 No.58430568

Anonymous (ID: b9zatJRJ) 04/25/24(Thu)22:58:33 No.58430568

>>58430558
I was fired. You're on your own. GL unit 92033423

Anonymous (ID: hJMBzS++)
04/25/24(Thu)23:12:44 No.58430576

Anonymous (ID: hJMBzS++) 04/25/24(Thu)23:12:44 No.58430576

>>58430568
Go fuck yourself then