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How do I ask my favorite onlyfans model out on a real life date without being creepy? I’m serious about this. I really like her and I even donated 9 grand to her.
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>>31109171
there is 0 way to do that without being creepy sorry
you are creepy by nature of giving money to only fans whores
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1. this can't be real
2. if she's not a part time prosti it's not happening for you
3. please stop contributing to hoeflation
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>>31109171
Kek, it is never gonna happen my guy. The fact that you even think it could makes you delusional and mentally ill. You are out of touch with reality. Many such cases!

Now please don't stalk this whore you're obsessed with and kill her or something like so many deranged retards do.
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>>31109171
Ask her if she does private dates for fans and what the fee would be. It's a simple business transaction.
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>>31109171
this bitch is so hot istg
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>>31109171
> I even donated 9 grand to her.
You know the going rate for pussy is €250 an hour.
She owes you like an entire week of sex.
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>>31109171
>>31110199
i vote tranny
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>>31109171
you could have offered her that money for sex instead of paying for pics and videos, you absolute retard
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How come men go around complaining that all women are whores and then proceed to fall in love with the most whorish of them all and donating them 9 grand? Do you even realise that if she ends up as your gf she will continue to see other men for money?
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>>31109273
how exactly would her being a pros change this? unless by date you mean to fuck her, if anon actually genuinely means date then I don't think it matters.
but yeah obv if he just means fuck then thats different and would be completely different.

>>31113264
sometimes they r really good at their job and make u feel really good as if they care and that feels good, on top of putting your dick in them while feeling this way, on its own thats not enough, but add in that sometimes they just happen to really vibe with you and you hit it off well then you will develop some feelings, sleep with enough and its bound to happen.
The difference is being able to acknowledge that even if you feel this way you don't actually know this person and that isn't really them, its just you "imagining" them so to speak, then move on.
and a "see them one last time, say you developed feelings, and thus can't see them anymore" has a very high chance of backfiring as you are just a source of money to them and many will just straight up lie to you and string you along, seeing bros fall for this shit is straight up tragic, if she wont do it without you paying her, then she aint into you, its that simple, so move on.
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>>31109171
You can't.
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>>31113264
The best whores emotionally manipulate their lonely clients to from an emotional bond. Unfortunately for them, this also leads to psychos and stalkers. Can't say they don't ask for it I guess, they're playing with fire.
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Interesting bait.
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>>31109171
Pianofag, it's time to take your meds.
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>>31109171
Not only are you a fool but there's a 99% chance you've not even been talking to the model you've been cooming to this whole time and it's been a pajeet on his 12 hour shift.
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I'll admit I fell into the OF trap for a little bit when I was at my weakest, lowest level of faggotry but I can't imagine the mental illness it takes to continue spending and spending and spending especially when it becomes clear it's not her you're talking to
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>>31114405
wait so you're talking to a bot/an employee?
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>>31114415
If english isn't her first language and/or she has a significant platform they usually have a couple chatters who send out mass messages, unlockable content, and will casually chat to simps. You'd have to find a smaller account (under 50 subs) to actually be speaking to her.
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>>31114425
wow that's sad. it's over for men
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>>31109171
Is this Pan Piano Guy, the delusional idiot who actually thinks the onlyfans whore even thinks of him except on the way to the bank?
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>>31114425
Where can I find a female streamer with a low viewer count so I can get drunk and have someone to chat with? NSFW not required
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>>31114634
You’ll have go dig deep on twitch but all the attractive ones have at least a few dozen regulars by now. You would have to discover a woman who literally just started streaming
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>>31109171
wtf is wrong with some of you
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>>31114711
everything
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>>31109171
least obvious ragebait
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>>31109171
you're gonna have to kidnap her
asking her out normally has a 0% success rate, you need to rely on Stockholm Syndrome and mindbreaking if you're going to have any shot at this
good luck soldier
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>>31113264
The kind of man to think ALL women are whores is a misogynist, incel, or both. Regardless of which he is, he clearly is incapable of having a healthy, loving relationship with a woman, and sees women solely through the lens of sexuality. He naturally gravitates towards literal whores, because they're twisted enough to fit his own distorted views.

Also, the OP is one of our resident schizos. He's been posting about PanPiano for months if not years.
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>>31114176
of course the retardeness of the mf who buys this shit has nothing to do with it
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>>31109171
>I really like her and I even donated 9 grand to her.
Nigga you could've gotten 20 high quality escorts with that kinda money
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>>31117828
if its 9k usd he could have gotten some top shelf escorts not just high quality
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>>31109171
>9 THOUSAND FUCKING DOLLARS
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Isn’t her face busted or that’s a myth
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>asian
Dropped
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>>31109171
>I even donated 9 grand to her.
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>>31109171
You already sent her 9k without her having to even look at your disgusting mouthbreather face. Why the fuck would she agree to prostitute herself?
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>>31109171
Based. But can you be sure you're giving the most? She will, of course, only be going for the biggest donor
For real though, no donor in any context has made this work out. Donating to OF is genuinely an impossible relationship entry point
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>>31115863
Why haven't the jannies ban him yet like God danm like he has broken the no spamming rule a dozens of times now
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>>31109171
Pathetic
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>>31109171
Ask her if she plays musical instruments (e.g. piano), tell her you'll buy her if she'll date you



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