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>when she looks like her dad
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>>77541421
Fag? It's not gay to suck her penis, bro
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>>77540924
>when she feels entitled to anything except respect
>when she acts nice to people but talks shit about them behind their backs
>when she's distrustful for no good reason
>when she plays the victim card rather than owning up to her fuckups
>when she gives up too easily
i can go on but i feel like those are the biggest ones for me
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>>77540924
>He doesn't wanna bang her dad
Your loss.
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>>77540924
>when she has no hobbies
>when she has bo(usually fat chicks smell like sour milk or you can smell their vag)
>when she has kids
>when she burned coal
>when she's a 'virgin' but has done every sexual act besides piv
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>when she jokes/fantasizes """ironically""" about being raped

back in 2015 a bunch of moroccan Incels started marrying Syrian refugees and it somehow turned into a Facebook trend, so women got angry and started marrying BBC, one of them married a sub saharan and let him live with her in her parents' house, so he stole their money and gold jewels and used it to take the boat to Spain and sent her a fuck you video after arriving

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Enough of pessimism and depression, give me your strongest copium line, now anons.
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I don't know if you read the news, but David Beckham is taking Mark Wahlberg to court over a $20 million business venture gone awry.

This is all well and good, except that if you have $5000 worth of assets (which I suspect describes a lot of robots) then this would be like you going to court because someone sold you an ounce of mediocre weed. This would be like you becoming so upset over $200-300 you feel the need to include bureaucrats.

It's never about getting what you want. That's not how our psychology works. If you always focus on what you lack then it's never going to be enough, because, and this ought to be emphasized, *you've trained yourself to focus on what you lack*. Happiness is a discipline, not an event. If you can cultivate perspective, if you can become habitually grateful for even the fact you get to eat every day, you can be happier than the richest and most successful people who typically become rich and successful due to chronic feelings of lack.

I myself have been quite successful, and the fact is success made me miserable. Maybe it will be different for you? And I'm certainly not trying to dissuade anyone from pursuing their dreams, but the point is you really don't know whether you will be better off once you get what you want. We haven't evolved to predict what will make us happy in the long term, nature prioritises greed and fear over happiness, and so there's every possibility that you will get what you want only to become more miserable than you've ever been.

You can never fall too far, and if you are somewhat comfortable with the life you're living, then that's a real blessing you probably ought to be more conscious of. Comfort is highly underrated, don't be a stoic, and don't be a pure hedonist, instead be an epicurean who understands the greatest good to be comfort.
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>>77539156
>give me your strongest copium line,
The strongest copium line is the one that destigmatizes coping itself because it's a net positive.
If everyone killed themself because they knew they would always suffer and some things would never get better, we'd all be dead and none of the good things in life would ever happen.
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You're too cowardly to kill yourself, which means you've failed to fail at life = You won by default.
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>>77539156
Anger. Can't be sad if you are constantly angry. Too angry to die.
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>>77541306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swdwY2fatsw

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>tfw no hairy gf
life sucks
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>>77541259
Niggers*
>desu
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>>77541259
Skin color too, kek.
Also, why is your hair grey? Are you an old fart?
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>>77541254
Doubt it, the scar is small and normally very low so it can't even be seen when wearing small panties.
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>>77541254
>>77541907
C section scars are horizontal. I have seen women with vertical belly divides like that before, but I have no clue what causes it.
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>>77537541
>>77541942
Oh LMAO I just looked it up and apparently tummy tucks leave a scar like that. She looks great though, probably a good move on her part.

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>21 years old
>6'2, 230 lbs, not fat because I go to the gym
>currently 3 years into college, first year was in-person but it sucked so I went online (got a scholarship due to good grades)
>work as a forklift driver at a warehouse for shit pay despite busting my ass
>busting my ass at work bc there's a 23 year old girl I work with who's friendly to me that I kinda like but has mental issues and says/does some really off-putting things sometimes for no reason
>used to live in an apartment with my dad, who canceled the lease to move in with some girl who works with him, now I'm moved in with my mom 30 mins away from work.
>family sucks and everyone is a bum who smokes weed and drinks, brother dropped from High School to be a weed dealer but now is just a NEET who steals money from my mom for drugs
>dog died a while ago, he was my closest companion
>no real friends other than coworker when she isn't being weird, never had a real GF or anything like that
>a bit of a retard socially
>was thinking about moving in with my grandparents in their Florida home, starting over out there

Is there hope anons? I feel like there's nothing left for me here and my best option is to either start over or just full on shoot myself in the head. I don't want to move all the way out there and have it be a worse experience, but I'd do ANYTHING for a little crumb of purpose or direction in my life.
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>>77539922
Not being smart, dropping from college and smoking weed would probably solve all my problems but I have this desire to be the only smart one in my family and finish college, it's like my brain is wired to focus on not fitting in and doing my own thing
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>>77537461
I actually think Florida would be a nice place to move to. It's got better weather and it's more relaxed
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You could always try for a commission.
Recruitment is fucked and you can get decent jobs and contracts.
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>>77539831
>but maybe I don't want to smoke weed and be a drug addict NEET?
is that what you're doing now or your only other option...
it will never stop being funny to other people BECAUSE you will feel bad for yourself
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>>77541786
No, I've never smoked weed my entire life. I hate the smell and it makes me nauseous. My siblings and mom smoke more than just weed every day and if they don't, they'll cry and start freaking out. I don't want to end up like them.

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When i'm on the metro i will often stare at the cute girls there and sometimes they will catch me and start staring intently back at me, does it mean that they find me cute as well?
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>>77540381
Sometimes they will lock stares with you THROUGH the reflection
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>>77540021
fuck why did I find this so funny
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>>77540408
Go outside more often
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>>77540247
hi i just saw this but you can tell but if it was me and i saw a cute boy staring at me id like look away in a flustered / blushing mannar and probably try to take more peeks back
also if shes smiling. if it's blank face dont even try lol
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>>77540775
I haven't had a girl look away flustered like that but i have done that myself after having a girl stare at me

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Thread for discussions about selfharm and mutual support

Tired Thursday Edition

Heyo
>How are you doing ?
>Any plans for today?
>When was the last time you hurt yourself?
>Why did you hurt yourself?
>Is there anything bothering you right now?
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Finally back. The picnic was pretty awesome, we played board games and I ate burgers and hot dogs. But I actually met some people and it took a whole ass year but I finally feel like I've made some relationships in this city outside of work. I think next year will be a lot better than this one, and this one wasn't even TOO bad. I'm looking forward to the future even though I'm also really anxious about it.
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i feel like i lost the fight today
it sucks because i feel like i really really tried my best and it still beat me
i feel like when you run so much and you're tired and your legs are giving up but you keep running until you eventually throw up and have to stay there disgusted and collapsed
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>>77541288
I'm not good at this but no one else replied so I will
It's not like you fuck up once and then it's over. Making a mistake isn't enough to justify quitting. You don't play one wrong note when you're playing an instrument and throw it in the trash. You recognize that you fucked up, decide to do better in the future, and keep going. It's not the end of the world. You'll be okay.
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>>77513834

honestly I struggle to even want to quit. It's one of the only things that brings me happiness, when I was in high school I did it constantly, sometimes six or seven times a day, multiple cuts each time. It always felt so nice coming back from the bathroom and having my teachers tell me I was suddenly so much happier and bubblier, it was the best.

But then everyone found out and I started being tailed by staff no matter where I was, even in the bathroom, even during lunch, and started getting intensely bullied to the point where I decided to quit. I made some online friends who tried to help keep me accountable and to this day I still try to stay clean for them. I still cut occasionally, and it usually makes me feel so much better in the moment but then I know I have to tell them because I'm not about to lie to my friends, and then I feel guilty, and they get upset. I don't know what to do honestly, it's kind of miserable without it, I've been so much more suicidal since I stopped I think, only two attempts before and over six since.
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I'm trying to hard to not relapse but it's getting really fucking difficult. Atleast I have alcohol.

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HOLY SHIT. Roblox just deleted TussleClobber 420K (a Warhammer 40K clone with 150K players). now theres no other warhammer games on roblox wtf are we supposed to play now?
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You're suppose to read the Sacred Scriptures. They have been rewritten in a way everybody can understand. You cannot waste your entire life ignoring God.
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wait for 40k total war
and there are many other total war games

man that's so weird right under our noses existed this popular thing
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>>77541846
>roblox
you must be 18 or older to post here
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>>77541869
>i meant 40k games

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How do I stop idealizing moids and falling in love to quickly and then breaking up with them when they turn out not to be how I built them in my head
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>>77541646
go to therapy and stop taking female hormones
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>>77541646
just force yourself not to think about them, dont let your thoughts drift to them for fantasizing
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>>77541646
Just stop your transition.
Being a man is not that bad, really.

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Just watched some old videos of me growing up. My father regulary filmed with his Hi8 camera. I can't really describe the feelings I have during videos. They give me a warm but also very sad feeling at the same time.
How proud my parents and grandparents where. How cute it is to watch me walking the first steps, me learning how to eat, driving around with an RC car, build something with legos, me sitting in front of a PC playing my first vidya or similar over the years.
It is so cute. And most people will never have that because of the hedonistic consumerism society of today.
But it is not only that. Also the interactions of the grown ups in the videos. No toxicity, people just enjoying the moments together. My parents and the neighbours where inviting each other regulary although they had very little in common.
It feels like we've lost something as a society.
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>>77541641
I like this thread bumping it so more people see

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I've been doing 3-hour ones every other day for the past week and I always get really lethargic after leaving. Something about it takes a huge toll on me. Just wondering about you guys' experiences.
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It's the weirdest thing but a phone is like an infinite battery power source to them. Don't even have to wind her up much. Once they get started they'll monologue for hours. It's annoying at first but eventually becomes impressive. One woman gave me an hours long lecture on some dude who married a bunch of women and was super into blankets. All that set it off was something about the wilderness and how strange it was that settlers went north to Canada first instead of the more logical direction of south or west. I don't think I said even two whole sentences. She just took off with it.
Not sure if women just want to make sounds or if there's some goal or plan in mind when they talk, but boy can they talk.

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I just watched my high school graduation from 8 years ago and had a mental breakdown
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Is this mental breakdown enjoyable somehow? Because I know there is pleasure in pain.
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>>77541752
dropoutbros keep winning, school is a meme (and so is college)
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>>77541769
(real) school is for submissive normies

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>mom makes me wear some of my sisters clothes one time because all my clothes were dirty
>hanging out with girl in middle school and she asked to dress me up in some of her clothes

why did these evil women doom me to a life of unbearable gender dysphoria?
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There's no reason to have gender dysphoria over it. Good BOYS dress up cute for their mommies :3
>>>/gif/27242920
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>>77540977
Why do other people get WHAT I WANT reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>77540977
I'm very manly and high T but I still let women crossdress me and wear girls clothes. Cry about it, troons.

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How many glasses of this could a robot chug?
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>>77541395
girls when I'm fat, 4'10, indian , hunchback balding, micropenis but i have a bomb personality
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>>77541395
she wouldnt be able to fill enough to keep up
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>>77541395
is that cum or discharge? my mom says its cum but i would know what cum looks like
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Is it conductive? I'd love to straddle her over a live wire. Not enough to be lethal of course. I'd try to find the most painful but not damaging amount to run through it. Hours, days, weeks, months. We'll do the same routine. By the time I'm done with her she will be unable to get wet ever again, or go catatonic with absolute fear the second she begins to feel flushed down there.
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>>77541768
I'm not NOT into it. Then again I've begun to realize my bdsm streak. I'm into power exchange.

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If you cloned yourself, would you have sex with the clone?
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>>77536049
of course i would. everytime people ask what would i do with a clone i just smirk lels
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>>77536049
>>77536049
>If you cloned yourself, would you have sex with the clone?

women already do this on Onlyfans
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>>77541706

they look like they have down syndrome lmao
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>>77541706
>women already do this on Onlyfans
true
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>>77536049

probably? I don't imagine I would a lot, but being a gayfag already I don't see why I wouldn't take the chance to be with someone who knows literally all of my turn ons and favorite shit


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