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How do guys say "that girl is so clingy it's annoying as fuuhk "

WHO WOULDNT want to have a girl obsessed. I wouldn't even mind if she spam blew up my phone while i worked or constantly wanted to have her arms around me.

THIS IS TORTURE HOW DO I MEET HERRR
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>>77537078
I wish I had a girl sending me messages at every hour of the day obsessively
You don't understand how lonely a chud's life is, if I died they'd find me after a long time due to the smell. I would sacrifice a lot just for a person to actively care about me and seek me out.
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>>77539683
5.5 inches of sausage sealed 30 years with garlic and spices for you honey
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>>77536900
where in the US of A is gf stor.plz
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>>77536843
i've heard this so many times but everyone I come across ends up wanting to distance themselves from me after a few days.. are you really ready for an obsessed girl anon??
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>>77540085

Dude yes im an extremely obsessive guy

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Anybody else know a large majority of your problems stem from being in a shithole nowhere area/state and you're too poor to leave?
People in actual places that exist that have money always just say "just go out and do X"
No. There is nothing here to do besides shop and get drunk at home if you're trailer trash. Also a majority are 40+ because it's a retirement state.
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Yes
Hawaii reporting in
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>>77540485
depends on your situation. my trans friends have fewer problems in Minneapolis, which completely burned down in 2020 ;). Don't come here if you're (You)
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>>77540545
are you sharing an apartment where you are now? if yes, you likely wouldn't spend a greater proportion of your income if you moved to my city where minimum wage is $15.57, and you'd be doing better overall. it's difficult to get hired without a local address though. if you have a diagnosed disability here, you can get the state to pay for some of your education. if you were capable of following through with that, you'd already have gotten a Pell grant and gone to a community college for an associate's. maybe consider doing that
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>>77540603
Minneapolis is a flyover city. The twin cities area is very isolated and I don't think people living there fully are aware of it. Plus downtown is dead, zombie movie type stuff.
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If you're smart enough to be here you're smart enough for nursing school. Two years of school and even in the poorest state it's above $60k starting.

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It sucks that puke is just a porn thing, even if I ever got a gf she likely wouldn't do anything like this.
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>>77540481
that is fucking disgusting kys
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>>77540481
what the fuck, how did u fuck up so hard in life to be attracted to this
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unless it's like done right it's just gross

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>That feeling when you look at the absolute state of /r9k/
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The burning. The nightmares. The insanity.
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>>77540618
girls club now
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>>77540618 Look at the rest of the chan. It's not different.

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So ladies, how much are you MOGGED by elderly stacies?

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>having sex with foid
>she tries to do something "sexy" and "experienced" like lick my ear to show me what a vixen she is
>just reminds me of what a whore she is
>I go soft and don't even get to cum into her
>she says she'll lay on the bed and I can do it to her while she does nothing so I can get off but I tell her the moods already ruined and to leave

why are holes like this?
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>going soft because your girl licks your ear
Incels...
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>>77539828
don't think viewing women as passive sex objects is the same as dominance
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>>77539828
>nah, you're just ugly
Not true but it doesn't matter anyway. I'm morally superior to promiscuous human garbage like you.
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>>77540751
>I'm morally superior
You're on r9k. You're not morally superior to anyone, you're just a sad old virgin
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>>77540778
>virgin
Is it THAT important? Do you only value persons according to how much sex did they have? You're shallow dude.

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why the fuck do i get so fucking sad at night? anyone else? i hate being awake at late hours because of this shit.
Just up and thinking about how fucking tired i am of only having a life online, i legit have nothing
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can't even feelspost on r9k anymore, fuck you guys i know it's a boring ass post but just talk to me
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>>77540519
your thoughts shape your emotions

if you keep thining about sad shit at night you are gonna be sad anon

I do the same thing except with anger. I wind myself up real easy thinking about shit I hate about my life.
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>>77540519
Just know that if you don't do anything soon to treat your depression, then it will begin to takeover your life. You'll start to feel like how you do now, but 24/7. I literally laid in bed until 5pm today just staring at the ceiling. I can't even watch anime or play video games like I used to. It's miserable.
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>>77540519
happens to me sometimes as well

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man i hate life so damn much every day i want it to be over already just make it stop i pray every day for death just anything please kill me already
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>>77539627
YOU WICKED LIAR, YOU HYPOCRITE. YOU WILL NEVER STOP BEING A FAKE FALSE MEME. NO MATTER WHAT YOU TRY TO DO, YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A MONKEY SPEWING BULLSHIT. SHUT UP AND DIE FOREVER
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>>77539581
A cheap shotgun and some ammo will only cost you a couple hundred dollars, if you're a burger that is
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>>77539612
Yes, after death here is only love
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>>77539581
>man i hate life so damn much every day i want it to be over already just make it stop i pray every day for death just anything please kill me already

okay, why you're saying this, i'm willing to talk with you about?
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>>77539581
stop feeling sorry for yourself and become something

i meow to others and in public. meowing should be normalized desu
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>>77540105
i dont go outsidee
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I meow to cats it's only polite
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>>77539892
Can you pleassse give me the source I wanna watch this so bad.
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>>77540453

I got you.The actual frame is at 15:21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqgNHOio-Ug
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>>77540663
Thanks!!! I luv you!!! Ricky sure is a funny attraction.

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>Parents marriage ruined absolutely any desire you may have had to ever get married
Anyone else relate to this?
The only way i can see myself ever getting married if it's to my ideal wife but she probably doesn't exist in this world.
I'd rather never get married at all compared to getting married and then divorcing.
t.male virgin who also has no interest in sex without marriage
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>>77539520
Is this what you say to every robot
>Its your fault
>look at yourself blah blah blah
Heres your (you). I know youre just trying to get reactions out of people.
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>>77539168
Definitely can relate. My parents constantly fought in front of me (verbally and physically) from ages 0-6. they divorced when I turned 7, but still continued their bullshit for the next decade. Visitation battles and basically anything else you can imagine. They stopped being bitter oldfags 6 years ago when I turned 18, but by that point it was already too late. Now they think im homosex because theyve never seen me with a girl. Gee I wonder why. Gen x is so fucking retarded.
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>>77539168
seeing other peoples marriages, i dont want to get one myself
even with an "ideal wife"
its just not a good deal anymore
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>>77539168
My parents, and a handful of the other parents I saw growing up, were stuck in loveless marriages that reduced them to bitter and unstable roommates. It raised my standards in the sense that I'm only interested in someone who I'm truly compatible with.
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>>77539168
Yeah same. My parent are the only reason I ended up /here/ of all places.
At least I'm not craving for pussy as much as most incels do, because
>t.male virgin who also has no interest in sex without marriage

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>tfw no taller gf
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>>77540718
I find her very pretty, good for that guy.

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> be me
> dox my fice on incels.is
> get banned after 5 minutes when the whole server is flooding me and wishing me to die cause I 'can't possibly be an incel'
> they ask my height
> 6'1
> they told me to go to looksmax.org
> upload the same pic in the looksmax.org
> they all tell me to kill myself cause I am appareantly too bad looking
gonna kill myself
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>>77539642
Did someone with blue eyes brown hair make picrel? All blue eyes are shit tier
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what's your @ on org ?

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i am trying to get outside yet again
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holy fucking shit it might be over
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>>77540073
yeah i visit goth club before, after playing
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>>77540073
A long and storied tradition.
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>>77540388
the lore runs deep
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retro gamin'

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I'm Neo.
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>>77540753
You're a trans lesbian?
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I'm the Hwite Rabb0t.

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When i'm on the metro i will often stare at the cute girls there and sometimes they will catch me and start staring intently back at me, does it mean that they find me cute as well?
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Why didn't he listen to Mark
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>>77540381
Sometimes they will lock stares with you THROUGH the reflection
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>>77540021
fuck why did I find this so funny
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>>77540408
Go outside more often
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>>77540247
hi i just saw this but you can tell but if it was me and i saw a cute boy staring at me id like look away in a flustered / blushing mannar and probably try to take more peeks back
also if shes smiling. if it's blank face dont even try lol


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