RUSTY IS HERE TRANNIES BEWARE
Stream will be up in a few.https://www.twitch.tv/decibull7
>>12966978>tfw me dad and I watch this together but he was in NY for a month so Ive been catching him up and we are watching last weeks right now but not tonight's.I'll be back in the gamethreads next week sorry battlebros.
>>12966978Is hydra actually going to have to prove itself for once?
RIP Rusty... also what the fuck is P1 going to do against the shitter Smeeeeee
Hydra chad reporting in
>>12966978stavked card
>>12967013that's a really bad booking
this would be so much better if it was actually live
>>12967064maybe one day the can book MSG and do a live show
>>12966978>Rusty had to fight two top tier bots Why the bias?
Really hoping to see P1 take a win tonight. Based racecar robot
>>12967077the trannybot was supposed to go over so Discovery is punishing Rusty for winning
>>12966978>Beta got two fights that are almost zero competition Yea that’s fair
>>12967077Rusty was expected to lose against the trannybot so the network could prop up the builder. Since he didn’t now he is getting punished to keep him out of the top 32
Notice they put Smeeee up against bots that can't tear the stupid thing apart. I want the see that thing got completely obliterated.
>>12967077worth it, for are boy rustysubzero also is based
>>12967064The re:mars event after last season was live, but I agree. Imagine vegas getting in on bot betting
>Huebot almost wins by just running itself into the other thing's weapon in true SOLO MID OR FEED BR fashion.
>>12967084betawitch doctorchompWho else is fucking a producer?
>>12967120Memebots that aren’t expected to move forward are given easier fights to encourage them to come back the next year
>>12967134>chomp They already got dqed so I don’t think they put out. Lisa Winter is absolutely showing her pink pubes to the producer though
>>12967134Huge, Shatter, Captain Shredderator
ARE YOU READY FOR A GOOD TIME
>>12967152>Captain ShredderatorI'm pretty sure its just pity at this point.
>>12966978Fuck yeah what the fuck is this shit? Some get me a link god damn it.
Hoping redditshock gets btfo'd yet again
>>12967170literally the first post
VALKYRIE SLAMPIG SPOTTED
UPPER FUCKING CUT LET'S GOOOOOOO
Uppercut is based
RUSTY NEEDS YOUR ENERGY AGAINST SAWBLAZERUSTYCHADS CHARGE UPAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>12967185Valkyrie Slampig Preggo?
hoping for hydra but fully expect uppercut to dominate
Valkyrie has a nice design, but it doesn't seem effective.
>>12966978these robots are huge wtf
Hydra is such a good heel
>uppercut asian qt
fuck uppercut
*dabs*
Why are all the Wyatchi guys dicks?
>>12966978I don't know wtf is going on but MIT taking the W
Hydra about to make more shitters seethe
>>12967234They've been in it longer than almost anyone else and trying harder the entire time, just like gaming neckbeards but for robots
>>12967234The family retard seems pretty chill
HOLY FLIPOLA
The air time... I don't think even Bronco or Taurus could get that high.
Wow imagine Hydra actually fighting the way it's supposed to
>>12967264Hey Johnathan
wtf is wrong with the floor
>>12967264Hoes mad
HUGE BTFO
>>12966978Why can MIT just have 2 robots wtf
>>12967276The Floor is so chewed up most low bots can't even move on it.
>>12967276Nothing. The robots are just so low to the ground to try to get leverage.
>>12967276nothing really, both bots just have parts that scrape the ground and there's a lot of things to get caught on.
>>12967276All the seams in the floor are snagging the low bots
>>12967286why not? whyachis have 2
>>12967286One is an undergrad bot, the other is a grad student/alum bot.
I'm scared for Rusty.... pls don't destroy the poor bot
Not having to make "Huge" attachments. KEK the second biggest heel in BattleBots
I hope Rusty doesn't get completely destroyed
>>12967286MIT the college really just lets them use the name, these dudes are funding it themselves
EVERYONE GIVE RUSTY YOUR ENERGY\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
>>12967318>Facing Sawblazeit420He just might
LET'S GO RUSTYLET'S GO RUSTYLET'S GO RUSTY
>>12967318he has no chance, they are just feeding rusty to sawblaze for a free win because they want sawblaze in the tourney
Is that BMJ in the Honda commercial?
>>12967338yes
I like Rusty, but I don't think all the energy in the universe will help him against Sawblaze. I'd still would rather see Rusty make it to the Round of 32 over Tombstone or Bitch Doctor.
Should have fed Grabbot to Rusty, then we'd get Beta vs Sawblaze, and Rusty on 2-1
Spam fucking sucks
>>12967202No she just got thicc
That Sawblaze Explosion was still amazing
Rusty no.....
Punishment inc
Rusty won the story
Rusty won our hearts
GANBARE RUSTY-KUN!
BIG HEART RUSTY
NOOOOOO, LEAVE RUSTY ALONE
RUSTY SAMA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>12967202wait really? who's the dad?
STOP IT HE’S ALREADY DEAD
how expensive is sawblaze?
Stop Stop He's Already Dead.
just like my animes
Next season guys we should sponsor a bot.
this is sad
HE WENT THE DISTANCEHE GOT THE GLORYHE WON THE LOVE OF EVERYONE WATCHING
>Rusty didn't get KO'd
The fact that Rusty was still moving, is pretty impressive
RUSTY WAS CHEATEDI PROTESTPROTEST
RIGGED
rusty is still alive
RUSTY
WINNER: BIG RUST
Ah yes. The rise of team tantrum due to facing shitter bots
Rusty is still MVP to our hearts
next bots suck
is there an /asp/ archive
>>12967476That shitter TANTRUM should’ve gotten the Sawblaze fight
THEY DUBBED OVER FARUQ SAYING RUSTY WON>THEY DUBBED OVER FARUQ SAYING RUSTY WONTHEY DUBBED OVER FARUQ SAYING RUSTY WON>THEY DUBBED OVER FARUQ SAYING RUSTY WONTHEY DUBBED OVER FARUQ SAYING RUSTY WON>THEY DUBBED OVER FARUQ SAYING RUSTY WONTHEY DUBBED OVER FARUQ SAYING RUSTY WON>THEY DUBBED OVER FARUQ SAYING RUSTY WON
there making another bob burgers?
BOB’S BURGER, BUT IN THE ARCTIC
>>12967507AND WITH AN INTERRACIAL COUPLE
God, I hope TANTRUM crashes and burns
>>12967568Regardless it's bound to job in the tournament
This giant batmobile bot getting absolutely shitter shattered by this tiny orange rolling pin botHow embarrassing
>>12966978A wrestling thread died for this
Seeing how shit Gamma 9 is really puts chomp's win in perspective
>>12967587Rusty could’ve won this one agains Gamma 9
>>12967595good
>B-You’re a D. At best.
End Game the bot that first took down Tombstone this Season
I was taking a shit did Gamma 9 won?
Hope Endgame wrecks redditshock
>>12967618I wish
>>12967595That's supposed to be a bad thing?
REDDIT GAME vs HYPER REDDITBOOO
HOLY BASED PROMO
>>12967653This is like an AEW match... who is the biggest REEDIT shitter, just with less ballet.
>>12967653End game isn't reddit at all
>>12967669Redditshock takes the cake
Hypershock is one ugly bot
god i hate these faggots
>>12967689Which ones?
Endgame, don’t fail me now
>>12967696hypershock guys
Pink hair girl on End Game team is giving me a bone
Whos ready for Tom and Jerry kino
>Tom & Jerry movieyikes
>>12967720The Tom and Jerry movie where they had the big race was 100% kino
>>12967719Tom and Jerry hasn’t been good since they were forced into that shitty face team angle
It's OGRE!!
get fucked redditshock
LET’S GO ENDGAME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Is it time the Battlebots organization stepped in and did something about this robot?
AAAAAANND ITS GONE
lmao get fucked, Hypershock
SOMEONE SCAN THE QR CODE ON THE BOTTOM OF REDDIT SHOCKWHERE DOES IT LEAD
REDDITSHOCK BTFO
What's the QR code say?
That is pretty much how End Game took out Tombstone
did they try to kill kenny
>>12967761Those bastards
Endgame vs Valkyrie when
>>12967769Valkyrie don't want the smoke
Now time for the Outlaw Mudshow match
shit fight up next
MEEEEEEEEEEEMEThis will be dreadful
Sneeeeeeeed
>Join usok.
Tried to scan the QR code but the shit is off center and my phone isn't letting me grab it. Anyone else have any luck?
>>12967743reddit loves them so battlebots loves them
>OREOFUCK OREO
>>12967750>>12967754https://hypershock.tv/pages/boring-stuff-do-not-look-here-go-awayDuring filming it rickrolled you when scanned
what does p1 even do?
>>12967820fast driving wedge
>>12967807>ancient memeThe definition of reddit as fuck
P1 slampig looking nice
Pulling for a Pheromonal 1 win
>>12967837Very Nikki Bella-ish
YES, that is how you kill REDDIT Smeeee
P1 guy is redneck as fuck
HOLY FUCKING BASED P1
wut
>>12967861based
kek this is great
great match!
LMAO
Wasn’t expecting this match to be this good
That was pretty excellent
Good match, more of this
It has not been a good night for the Reddit Bots
HULK HOGAN
Why does Valkyrie girl wear so much makeup?
I need that blue pawg to chop some logs on my chest
i wanna FUCK valkyrie bitch
Based soulless spic
>>12967905to hide all those acne scars
I want the red head on the Valkyrie team
Red hair valkyrie pawg makes me diamonds
>>12967905to hide the bags under her eyes (you dont sleep much when preggo)
Isn't Little Caesars a multi national pizza company?
>>12967939It is.
>>12967946then they are Big Pizza
>>12967937She isn’t preggo though. She just packed on 30-40 covid pounds
>>12967954under her eyes?
>>12967954someone in the thread up above said she was
Beta going to get a free win to stay 3-0
What is Grabbot supposed to do?
>>12967972Cut fuckers in half
what a shit design
βeta
>>12967972grab stuff
>>12967972Be a placeholder
bEEta or bAEta?
Oh, I thought he was going to mention a prolific Wisconsin serial killer
Britbong Beataah
>>12967999Bee-Tah
BETA SCORE SUM POINTS
Beta’s only real fight was against Rotator, and he had no business being declared the winner there.
>>12967999fuck em, brits don't get to choose how we say their name
>>12967999Bæta
What the hell are those arms supposed to do
>>12968030Cut fuckers in half
based boomers
Must be nice to get Free win, they shouldn't be 3-0
>>12968021My head canon says it's a play on Beta and Beater
About time those fuckers used the hammer, effectively.
Is the hammer firing at full power? If so, those magnets are putting in some work
>>12967963And they were wrong
>another stronk women movie/seriesyawn
fuck Valkyrie an fuck her simps
I hove Valkyrie beats that spooky spic into submission
S L A M P I G SLAMPIGS
love slampigs
THOOBA
they really need to make his intros less cringe
I want to impregnate the red head.
>>12968126Get in line.
Fushnets, fuck yeah
>>12968126After me, bucko
>food reviewers where was RYBACK?
>>12968126That means more Bluebraps for me
LOVE SLAMPIGSHATE REDDITSHOCKSIMPLE AS
I wanna do the sex to blue hair
Oh god, they are pandering to Blitchlash... he's going to win, isn't he?
>>12968165He is top 32 win or lose so none of this matters
>movies for freeI can do that without ordering any pizza
i want blue hair to sit on my face
>>12968175You wouldn't download a battlebot
Manny strikes me as the type of guy who goes extra slow over roadkill, backs up once or twice, and then burns tire over the remains.
b-bros /oourbot/ fought hard. why didn't he use the testosterone injector to fuck that chink up?
>Keeping screwdriver bits in your hatDo spics really?
>>12968186http://www.chaoscorps.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/other/BombshellV1CAD.zip
>>12968186Has bounty hunters been uploaded anywhere yet btw?
BA BA BA BASED
Fucking BitchLash.
>>12968209Try r/battlebotsraw
whiplash is a legit godly driver
>this bracket >madcatter seeded that low on 3-0
I love how Leanne Cushing just sits there and has tits and is like "CMON GIRL CMON" while Frederick Moore does all the actual work.
Whiplash might be having a little too much fun there
pajeets going over
>>12968235Word
>>12968235I need Leanne's fat pale tits in my mouth
>>12968223HUUURR DUUUR REDDIT[spoiler]Thanks, looks like it'll probably be on there soon[/spoiler]
he got those psycho eyes
So how do you get disqualified from BB?
>>12968262Might be why they gave him the win and pander to him.
>>12968235I think he might be her feeder. She probably yells that at him when he's bringing her pizza and milkshakes
>>12968266You bang the wrong judge
>>12968262Dude legit might have a kill under his belt
>UPPERCUT NUMBER 4WHAT THE FUCK
>>12968230Mad catter ain't played nobody
>Madcatter vs Tombstoneholy shit
WTF Madcatter only ranked 12th, and fucking Tombstone at 1-2 ist 21... bullshit
>uppercut seeing 4th on 2-1I like uppercut but why the fuck they 4th when catter is 12th on a 3-0?
MADCATTER VS TOMBSTONE FIRST ROUNDOH FUK
Uppercunt vs Tombstone’s happening
>>12968293Mad Catter beat midcarders at best
>blood sport at 2
I call Lockjaw as the top of this group
Tantrum is going to get murdered by Fusion holy shit
Bitch Doctor is ranked 23... Yep someone sleeping with the judges.
rip gruff
>BITCH DOCTOR at 23how the fuck?
>>12968308Based Whyachi family retard
>>12968306Bloodsport was 3-0. Its deserved a top seed.
>hydra vs redditshock>1 vs 32nice
hypershock?? really?
BASED HEEL HYDRA
God I want to see Gigabyte eat Hydra
>Giving the #1 seed to a non-spinnerThen again they'll probably let Hydra go into the box with a nuke strapped to it so maybe they're onto something
>Redditshock makes it inAt least he’s going to get destroyed right away
>all those reddit tabsuuhhh streambro??!?!
I call some bullshits on the rankings
>bitchdoctor>Uppercut>Bloodsport>Those rankings
>>12968340thanks for the stream
POST THOSE BRACKETS /BATTLEBROS/
>>12968340Thanks for the stream!
>>12968349Bloodsport at least was 3-0 this time. I like uppercut but 4th should have been madcatter and bitch doctor frankly shouldnt be in at all but ofc it is because we cant have nice things.
>>12968366>>12968354I'll be here every week.
>>12968361based Hydra going to send hypercuck to the heavens
>Redditshock moves forward???
>>12968395they have to please the reddit crowd
>>1296836190000 hrs in mspaint
>>12968376Also just for the record, I don't pay for cable TV. Certain channels are free to stream with my Spectrum internet service.
>>12968445Hugefags stop coping and take the looseIt going to be hydra vs whiplash and your going to like it
>>12968445why do you think subzero will beat Valkyrie?
>>12968235But have you seen the size of those tits?
>>12968235The Frederick Moore actually reads these threads
Ok I gotta know, does Leanne or Lisa dye their pubes too?
>>12968484because Valkyrie sucks imo
>>12968520Girls who do constant upkeep on hair dye typically dye the drapes too. Lisa always looks freshly hot pink, so she does. Leanne looks a little faded, so I doubt she does. I assume she shaves it anyway
>>12968520Neither do.Can confirm :^)
>>12968543Hello mr producer, can you please cut down the commercials next season? Also if you can get us some Valkyrie girl pics that would be nice too
>>12968534I've known many chicks with dyed hair and literally have never met one that has also dyed their pubes lmao.
>>12968565if one of you has D+ there's no adsplus bounty hunters
>>12968576can confirm. My wife has her hair dyed but she does dye her pubes because her boyfriend prefers she stays shaved
Imagine if Hypershit gets an upset win here
>>12968576>>12968565Have a (you)
P1 was robbed
>>12968641>builders participate in these threadshmm
>>12968657Hmmmmmmmmmm
>>12968657Shut up, Sam
>those dudes in the tank tops get zoomed in on in the crowd almost every episode>never get a fight on air???
>>12968657If Leanne is here, I want her to know I want to bone her
>>12967264Seething Hugecuck spotted
>>12968493Amen I say to you, by mine own eyes.
>>12968682care to extrapolate?
>>12968682r o b o g y m
