>>12955099
I still don't know what's wrong with this

>>12955222
He did this to "own" Piers Morgan.

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>>12955416
>being a giant retard to try to get movie roles by being a fruitcake
>hollywood doesnt care because he cant act and the best movie you can get is money plane
>somehow convince vince to make you win the rumble
>everyone hates it
the state of all of this

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>Failed to break 2 million on the Raw after the Rumble
>The episode was barely up from normal weeks
>Tanked the Smackdown ratings too
>The NXT episode he was on didn't even chart
>His segment lost to a midcarders awful wedding
>Killed the ratings for RAW, Smackdown, and NXT
>All in the same week
>Only time he ever got a glimpse of a dime was due to Lita's tits
>The episode where they teased Christian might wrestle got a better rating then the Raw after the Rumble with Edge
>The mere idea of Christian wrestling drew more than all of Edge's many return episodes
>Gangrel's Jannetty
>Christian's Jannetty
>Randy Orton's Jannetty
>Lita's Jannetty
>Vickie Guerrero's Jannetty
>Starred in Money Plane
>When WWE Superstars appeared on The Weakest Link he was the first one eliminated
>The other wrestlers voted him off
>Appeared on Deal or No Deal and Howie Mandel didn't know him
>Had to appear with Randy Orton so the crowd could see a star
>Shitty Spear
>His live sex celebration was interrupted by Ric Flair who told him he didn't know how to fuck
>He probably doesn't
>Flair's interruption was probably a shoot
>Christian was and is better
>Only remembered because he jumped off a big ladder
>Actually passed WWE's medical tests but doctors did more tests and didn't clear him, told him to retire
>The doctors most likely just kept doing tests until they found a reason to not let him wrestle because they didn't want to see him anymore.
>Had to pitch himself to be the winner of the 2021 Royal Rumble because nobody was considering him.
>Dressed up like a Disney Princess
>Constantly puts over his wife and buries himself like a bitch
>Actually got a tattoo of a character from "Street Sharks" but then covered it up because its was fucking gay
>Didn't understand what the "Behind every man..." saying meant
>"You think you know me"
>Nobody does
>Aged like shit
>Rated R anti-draw
>Last name is literally COPE LAND

>>12955222
incels don't have kids to play with

>>12955796
>"you think you know me"
>Nobody does
lmao

you'd do just about anything to make your kids smile he's just being a dad

>>12956127
>you need to wear a dress to be a dad
are u ok dronie?

>>12955099
Edge bros

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>>12955099
Brother...

>>12955752
>everyone hates it
not true

>Shitty Spear
100% no idea why he kept his gay hug of death spear when he had a cool edgecution DDT, probably muh TLC ladder spot
>Christian was and is better
agreed Christian wrestles better and carried E&C by being funny, but Edge is blessed with a Main Event look
>Only remembered because he jumped off a big ladder
Pretty much that and Foley putting him over in Mania
>"You think you know me"
>Nobody does
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