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>tanks RAW ratings
>tanks NXT ratings
>tanks SmackDown ratings
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>>12929415
Dude looks so old he's in danger of Andrew Cuomo putting him in a room next to covid positive patients to jack up death numbers.
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>>12929415
tanks Lita's life
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>>12929415
this should serve as a lesson to the faggots who think this guy is the biggest draw since austin
reminder cena was the draw in 2006 and john was always based
JWAB
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>>12929476
based and johnpilled
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>>12929415
$3 million per year for this anti draw
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>>12929415
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>>12929476
This anon has sex
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>>12929415
I thought this guy was a draw?
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>>12929476
BMJ Against TRE (Tanking Ratings Edge) in a Last Man Drawing match for the Draw-Post Austin Championship.
Book it for the next /asp/mania
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>>12929415
Fucking younger zoomers.
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>>12929415
but i thought on this day, he saw clearly
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>>12929415
This dude looks like he had kids in the 90s.
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>>12929415
>>12929415
This nigga looks like Wylie Coyote
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>>12929415
WOAT
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>>12929415
like trips he needed people like christin lita and vicki to get him over
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>>12929415
RATINGS TAKED

TURNED OFF TVS

I WILL NEVER BE A DRAAAAAAAAW
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>>12929476
HOLY FUCKING BASED
JWAB
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>>12929476
Reminder Captain Charisma was outselling Cena at his peak. PEEP CHADS ASSEMBLE

GO
IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES YOUR LIFE, A SILVER DIME REVEALED
COPELANDS NEVER DRAWN AND NEITHER HAS CEEEEENA
IN THE DARKNESS I WILL TAKE YOU TO DRAW ALL THE DIMES
YOULL FIND ME WAITING THERE YOULL SEE IF YOU JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES
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>>12929415
He looks like he has cancer. When he dies, everyone will applaud him for bravely keeping it silent like they did for Black Panther.
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ON THIS DAY
I TANK RATINGS
I NEVER DREW A DIME
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why is edge's theme so memeable
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>>12932426
looks like undercarder lol
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>>12929415
Willie Nelson was on NXT?
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>>12932426
Will Edge still be wrestling like this?
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>>12932708
Yes he's in the main event of WrestleMania next month.
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>>12929476
Not even Cena. Lita's tits were the biggest draw of 06.
>>12932274
Him not going over at Vengeance 05 was one of the biggest mistakes in wwe history.
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>>12929415
I think Adam genuinely has cancer.
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>NO KIP PLEASE! DON'T OUTDRAW ME THIS BAD! I'LL SEE IF I CAN CONVINCE BETH TO FUCK YOU WHILE I WATCH!
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>>12932708
if beth can't keep her spending down, yeah
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>>12932775
Good
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>>12929476
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>>12929415
He is the same as HHH (Heel that needs a face to draw) but unlike Haitch who started drawing on his own, Edge always relied on Super Cena or some other face to pull him up
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>>12932604
The song is an edgy nu-metal version of the 'My Time' theme
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>>12934867
Literal headcanon, HHH always had the lowest rated segment during every Attitude Era show
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>>12934874
I said 'started' slap nuts.
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>>12932274
Holy ding-dong diddly based
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>>12935042
Waterproof Blonde is fucking kino
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>>12929476
This is partially true
>>12932741
>Lita's tits were the biggest draw of 06.
This anon has the rest of the puzzle
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>>12929415
He looks like the crazy school janitor. Who would want to watch that?
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>>12929415
So it was Litas 06 tits confirmed.
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>>12934695
>tfw flipping back and forth because of both of these segments were absolute cringe
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>>12930070
lmao
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>>12929476
CenaChad, I kneel.
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Did someone say tanks?
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>>12929415
Listen up you edrone faggots. This crusty emaciated mother fucker... He's the event horizon for your fed. Let me explain: your shit fed can't make new stars, so they bring back olds to push up ratings. But WWE's gone through all the old guys who can draw and gotten to this fuck. The first bonafide antidraw stars. And everyone after him will be even less over than he is, their ability to draw even less. Do you motherfuckers understand? He represents the line after which there will be no popping ratings by bringing guys back. The failure to create a new star has now completely caught up with your retard fed. There's no escaping it. The event horizon has been crossed.
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>>12935443
>meanwhile AEWs ratings have stayed the same for over a year, and literally nobody has gotten over except for the carnies that are booking themselves to be champs
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>>12935443
You speak like the whole industry isn't fucking starved of stars. AEW is in just as terrible a spot.
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>>12929415
>which one of you little pricks stole my meth?!
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>>12930070
based
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>>12930070
This. So much this. Don't know why he looks so fucking old and frail but jesus that was about the most boring RAW I've ever skipped through. Nothing but niggers, Drew, Old Man Edge and that Bunny faggot. This is going to get fucking NXT numbers
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>>12935137
Agree. Though I do like the Story of the Year version, WB version just edges it out.
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>>12929476
CWAB
Cena was always BASED
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After Austin and the Rock it was the brand that drew. And it's been on a slow bleed out ever since.
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>>12929415
He looks like he has aids, in the 80s.
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>>12930070
This

Edge needs to get his ugly ass skeleton off my TV screen
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>>12930060
WWE really took bullet for AEW in this one.
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>>12929476
Pretty much yeah. I hav no idea why people thought edge was a draw.
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>>12934695
Fucking Kurt Stallion out drew him
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>>12929415
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>>12936035
cuz everybody hated cena
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>>12936036
>Stallion outdrew the cuck

poetry



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