Thinking about getting into the business. Pic is me. Can I draw DIMES?
you could draw hotdogs and handshakes for sure my guy
>>12928693There's some potential for dimes there if you're 6'+, but you gotta hop on gear and shave that chest
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>>12928693yeah make sure to fuck wrestling chicka and leak the videos to us
>>12928693post cock?
>>12928693You need a bong hit transplant
>>12928693Take steroids
>>12928790I cant. I take lithium, use coke recreationally and already have a heart condition.
>>12928812Bulk up somehow
>>12928693His gimmick is a guy who goes into a fugue state during matches to hulk up and win
>gay and a manletAEW the perfect fit
are you the guy who wrestled Janella at gcw?
>>12928693mirin that arm thicknesswhats your bicep/tricep/delt workout like?
>>12928693Can you flip?
>>12928716I'm 5'6
>>12928693do you watch joshi puroresu?
So this is what /fit/ meant by liftcel.
>>12929448Yikes
lmao, we should get our own /asp/ /ourguy/ and help him with his jabroni gimmick and find him some booking
>>12928693You can’t even draw dimes at the Chuckle Hut let alone in the WWE
Heres me and my boyfriend
>>12929619his tooth gap is perfectly sized for your cock
>>12928693>no abs>no chestYou gotta pump some iron and get a clue bro. >>12929448>under shoot 6'Forget about it bro you ain't gonna draw a dime ever. You can barely make it to AEW tho you're the perfect size for them, maybe a bit too tall
>>12928693Umm you're Chinese.
>>12928693You look like Dustin Diamond and Plastic Man.
>>12930376I'm not. I did live with a chinese family back in chinatown, NY back in the early-mid 2010s
>>12928693Do you even lift?
>>12929619Hell yeah dude
>>12928693>Nicketty>Not big dimes stavvy baby
>>12933158What about the bug?
>>12933193would be very over with the AEW audience
>>12933158>Stav fucks more than the majority of /asp/>even had a bimbo have a mental breakdown over him
>>12933193It's funny that /tv/ actually likes Adam solely cause he's the most normal one of them all
>>12928812Yeah take roids and speed up the process. We're here for a good time, not a long time.
>>12928693You'll be jobbing to Marko stunt
>>12928812In that case I expect pro wrestling will offer a supportive and rewarding work environment where you can expect to form many healthy relationships with people who will be a positive influence in your life. Follow your dreams OP.
>>12934176Adam's not bad just kind of a bitch. He knows how to play his role
Stav is a no dimes shitter who got worked into a shoot because Mulldog told him he was too fat to get old
>>12928812Coke is more dangerous than testosterone to the heart
>>12935010While true. I'm not going to stop doing coke.
Christ he’s that skinny at his height? He could be blown away by a stiff breeze
>OHHH and it's Mulldog! It's Mulldog Nick Mullen!! He's going to the top rope! He thinks he's about to win the title. THOUSAND ISLAND STAAAAAARE. >ONE. TWO. THREE!>It's Mullen.
>>12935002He was having a rough year okay
>>12928693DIMES in the gay porn industry
