>>12927005Is Ziggler's clone actually any good
Dude, who cares about prorastling, this is a shitpost board only.
>>12927012He does the same moves as his brother kek
Only the main event could pass a big league match
Meanwhile, NXT has only announced Ciampa/Thatcher vs. GYV so far. It's gonna be a massacre.
Should've booked Kip "I Outdrew the WrestleMania Main Eventer" Sabian>The Acclaimedbased>>12927025Can't wait to see Nemeth & Bononi obliterate NXT
>>12927046Rent free
>>12927053>Can't wait to see Nemeth & Bononi obliterate NXTgood luck
>>12927046>Thatcheroh no no no
>>12927005looks like shit lol record low ratings incoming
femIshii vs Big Ass Rosa ding-dong diddly be based
>>12927005yummy more tag team wrestlekino
>>12927005PAC will carry Nemeth to a good but forgettable match. Cody w. Dark Jobber vs Dark Jobber (I am an Avalon mark though) plus Dark Jobber. I'm guessing Shaq shenanigans. Jericho & MJF vs The Acclaimed might be good for promos and mic work but nothing that will move the needle outside of that. Leyla vs Rosa will be good. Darby vs Janela. I love Darby like you wouldn't believe but what did Janela do to warrant a title shot???Main event looks absolutely based. Looks like a low-end Dynamite overall with some definite high points.
looking forward to that Anything Goes match. At least AEW still have the balls to do some hardcore stuff these days unlike wwe
>>12927089good luck
>>12927080>femIshiibased
>>12927091>>12927080yeah ok good luck with that
>>12927089>what did Janela do to warrant a title shot???The same thing as like half of Cody's defenses: be present
>>12927089Jelly can take pretty nasty bumps. Hopefully it’ll have something to do with Team Taz.
>>12927012He does his brother’s moves minus the athleticism and speed. So no.
>>12927138Cody had that open challenge to people outside of the company and it lead to hiring Eddie Kingston and Ricky Starks, so it made a little more sense and some good came out of it. I can't remember the last time Janela won a match in Dynamite or Dark. >>12927155He can sell his ass off and so can Darby. I'll give you and the booker that.
>>12927155I doubt it
>>12927005>PAC vs nemethMeh but PAC rules>Nighmare family vs avalon/bononiMeh/comedy match>Jericho/MJF vs acclaimedGonna watch for the IC storyline>Leyla vs RosaBased>Allin vs Janela for TNTBased>Main eventUber Based, that would be a massacre
>>12927089Hey I’m just happy my boy lee is getting a push. Dude can put on bangers.
>>12927089Darby low key buried Jelly on Twitter, called him out for not even trying anymore
>>12927005>Lee JohnsonWho???
>>12927184Cool. There is a storyline there that I missed.
>>12927005>PAC vs Nemethwho cares, half of the match is a jobber>Cody tag matchwho cares Cody wins>Jericho & MJF tag matchwho cares Jericho is fat and also getting bored of tag matches>some woman vs Thunder Rosawomeme wrestling so I literally do not care>Allin vs Janela‘I like turtles’ guy vs tubby guy wow that’s exciting>fat Japanese and fat Canadian vs fat American and fat American 2wow I love tag matches especially between 4 fat has-beens
>>12927186Regular on Dark. He's pretty good so maybe AEW is seeing how he performs on a bigger stage.
>>12927005The only decent match is the main event
>>12927046Yeah, We are going to win. This AEW card looks like trash, something you’d find on WWE main event in 2011. The NXT card is already fucking stacked with just one match.
>>12927237is it
>>12927224He was supposed to get a push earlier when DO was going against the nightmare family but brodie passed away. Then DO went full babyface.
>>12927239Yes
>>12927005>hotshottingcringe
>>12927005
>>12927238>We>NXT will win
>>12927259It’s bound to happen soon, AEW keeps fumbling big events and losing viewers. Meanwhile We are building up momentum. Like Hunter said, it’s a marathon, not a sprint.
>>12927264kek
>>12927268kope
>>12927005nice i know about 6 people on this card. i love literal whos
>>12927005looks shit
>>12927005>Pretty Peter AvalonBased
>>12927264Don't overdose on the cope.
>>12927320PPA and Bononi could be a dimes tag team
>>12927336good luck with that
>>12927373Yes, have some.
>>12927005>/ourguys/ the AcclaimedBased. What will they say about Jericho?
>>12927424Probably something about his weight, then MJF will get on the mic and blow them away.
>>12927445Holy dimes
>shida is such a fucking anti-draw that the womens tournament is going to go on for weeks and she won't get a single match or promo timetake her out to pasture and put her down
>>12927005>The Acclaimed>Lee Johnson>Peter Avalon>Cezar Bononi>Ryan Nemeth>Joey JanelaDamn, AEW Dark be invading.
>>12927486Darkchads, it is time to rise up against the Dynasimps.
>>12927486>get them some initial buzz in Dark>test 'em out on Dynamite to see if they have what it takes instead of wasting a year+ in "development" only to flounder in the big leaguesIt's a solid strategy that for some fucking reason WWE refuses to adopt.
>>12927005Why does Darby Allcringe and Thunder Rosa have the same gimmick?
>>12927238That's a real unique way of saying "I'm a weird faggot who watches my wife get railed by other men"
>>12927005Are they trying to make Archer a face now?
>>12927005Can they really not find anyone else for Darby other than Joey Janela? Dude looks like a literal bum, can't do shit outside whacky hardcore bollocks and has done nothing to earn a title shot.
>>12927539Sort of happened by default when Kingston and his stable attacked Mox and he happened to be in their way.
>>12927560They both look like literal bums. With the only difference being that Darby Allcringe looks like a Juggalo.
>>12927672t. Creep and/or liar.
>>12927005>giving Nemeth another chanceis this like a favor to Ziggler? what dirt does he have on Cody?
>>12927686False, Darby.
LOL at the US tournament match having two people who aren't from the USA(Hirsch was adopted and Rosa was born in Mexico).
>>12927162obviously darby challenged janella to a match.
>>12927726Both countries that helped the good ol' US of A defeat the evil Nazis and the heathen Japanese back in WW EYE EYE so I'll allow it.
Elite chad here, card looks like complete dogshit besides the main event and the TNT title match. Hirsch vs Rosa should be very good but neither of them feel like a big deal.
>its another dark jobbers on dynamite episode>its a cody episode
>>12927726>every american has to be whiteah, thanks for the clarification anon
>>12927005>BasedRosa vs HirschDarby vs Joey (They will kill themselves)Main event>CringeEverything else
>>12927798good luck with that
>>12927882Yes, have some.
Pac vs Nemeth - Nemeth really isn't that good despite being an 11 year vet and it's clear he is just going to get stomped.Cody/Johnson vs Avalon/Bononi - Just why? Johnson sucks. Avalon sucks and I'm not real sure why he is teaming with Bononi.MJF/Jericho vs The Acclaimed - Looks like another loss for The Acclaimed, who don't need another loss. I get that they aren't a top level team yet, but I didn't see how them losing to the Bucks in their first big match helped them. And so far, it has been all downhill from that.Hirsch/Rosa - Zero interest in anything involving the AEW women.Allin/Doughy - They will do a bunch of flips and see who can injured themselves first.Omega/Kenta vs Moxley/Archer - I expect Eddie's crew to interfere and the Good Brothers to interfere. They will probably do a couple big spots but I don't think it will be anything special.
>>12927928>darby and janela >flippingIn what bizarro universe are you from?
>>12927005Looks pretty shit ngl
>>12927005Everyone loves the Acclaimed
>>12927005I don't like Ryan Nemeth, he's too chad for my taste
>>12927779>Americans don’t have to be born in America Based retard no selling logic
>>12929335but that's literally true? are you retarded?
>>12929342One was born in Russia the other Mexico
>>12927928>thinks Avalon sucks>bitching about The Acclaimed losing to the tag champions and a former World champion who is now #1 contender >thinks Based Lil Nigga is capable of having a boring matchOpinion discarded. Gain taste
>>12929393you are aware you can become a citizen even if you aren't born in a place, right?
>>12927928>Hirsch/Rosa - Zero interest in anything involving the AEW women.
>>12927005other than the main event this is a fucking jobber card jeezus
I only really care about Inner Circle vs Acclaimed and the main event. Funny that Cody's finally bothering to tag with a member of his faction instead of just whoever is popular at the moment.
>>12927928I think Bullet Club cheating will be obvious but I think someone is going to come to Mox's aid. Safe choice will be Lucha Brothers but it could be bolder and end up being Shooter.
>>12927492Except that's not what happens. There's no buzz for shitters like Avalon or Janela. And Avalon flopped miserably last time they gave him a match on TV.
>>12930115Avalon is a Job Guy. He's only appearing on TV because Cody specifically wants to work with him. Janela is at least being put on TV because he can kill himself and make Darby look really good
>>12930115Janela's only positive is he's willing to kill himself in the ring which is the kind of match Darby works well in.
>>12927005Is she really legit?
>>12927928Based
>>12927005>no Shanna>no Tay Conti and Anna Jay>no Bunny>Rosa's fine ass but she's wrestling a small lesbian fridge I'm a very disappointed coomer. I hope at least we get to see Rebel's giant ass in jeans or something.
>>12930244she smoll, but pretty good in the ring
>>12927005>pretty based peter avalon on tvnoice
>>12930353>small lesbian fridgeLMAO what an accurate description. A lesbian mini-fridge.
>>12927053Kip is injured atm
>>12927162and it also shut up all the warhorse fans too
>>12930353Dark is the coomer show though. Also the dark lineup for this week:>Red Velvet with Big Swole vs. Diamante with Ivelisse>SCU vs. Lee Johnson and Aaron Solow>Tay Conti with Anna Jay vs. Alex Gracia>PAC vs. VSK>Ryan Nemeth vs. Marko Stunt>KC Navarro vs. Sonny Kiss with Joey Janela>Joey Janela with Sonny Kiss vs. Jack Evans with Angelico>Brian Cage with Hook vs. Jake St. Patrick>“Pretty” Peter Avalon and Cezar Bononi vs. Shawn Dean and Charlie Bravo>Miranda Alize vs. Nyla Rose with Vickie Guerrero>10 with Dark Order vs. Baron Black>Natural Nightmares and Nick Comoroto vs. Vary Morales and Jersey Muscle Society
>>12927264Says the hotshooting with legs, KEK
>>12927005I have no fucking clue what Cody's doing anymore.
>>12927493One day, they will fusion dance into a whole skeleton.
>>12930840Putting Big Shotty Lee over
Isnt Thunder Rosa a Mexican citizen
>>12931277Chinese
>>12927005>Tag Team Gimmick MatchAnti-dimes from the very theory.
>>12931384Vietnamese.
>>12931277She is from Tijuana.
>>12927012He wrestles exactly like Ziggler
>>12931607>gets a chance millions would kill for to showcase himself on national tv>does literally nothing to differentiate himself from his brother
>>12927005Can someone redpill me on AEW? The only time I ever watched it was the night I discovered it existed. Chris Jericho was in the ring with some other dudes and recognize Y2J is why I stopped long enough to look at it. Back in 2019 I think? It was before shanghai shivers as people were in the crowd.
>>129270053/6 are dimes matches, good enough
>>12927057 >>12927063 >>12927121copE
>One of the best rosters in the world>Every week there is at least two jobber matches Why? Use your fucking roster you dumb fucks. Nobody wants to tune in for young ziggler.
>>12927257>WWE is so bad at making stars e-drones can't even recognise them after years of TV>>12927278>I HAVE TO KNOW EVERYONE ON A SHOW BEFORE I WATCH ITWhy are drones like this?
>>12932978Jobbers are a necessity. You can’t have two stars go at it every match.
>>12930533>injured after honeymooning with Penelopeutterly fucking based
>>12933000worked and seething lol
>>12931672This thread >>12931894 will catch you up on AEW.
>>12932978I'm curious how many appearances they promised Ziggler's brother before they confirm if they'll sign him or if he'll be begging Impact for a job
>>12932978Why? So they can have the exact same matches every other week like on raw and smackdown?
>>12927005>Tag match preview of upcoming title match>obvious who's eating the pin>still hyped to see itthat's some real New Japan shit going on right there
>>12933338I think they'll keep Lance looking strong since I'm sure the Good Brothers will come out. If Shooter comes out to Mox's defense I'll pop though.
>>12933136nah, those trips say you're a fag
>>12927005Kenta is basedAcclaimed are /ourguys/but that's about it
Based Pretty Peter about to carry Cody again.
>>12932978>Put no jobbers against each other each week>Either have to keep having one lose (basically make a jobber out of a midcarder), or 50/50 bookBoth those options suck
>>12930125He's a job guy that went 15 minutes with a top guy. Probably why nobody in this company gets over.
>>12930244She's a legit lesbian.
>>12935497>nobody gets overAwful uppity for a simp of the promotion that only has TVs where a crowd should be
>>12927492>get them some initial buzz in Darkaewtists are not operating in this realm of existence
>>12935624like half of AEW audience watches dark
>>12927005No Bucks, I'll take it.
>>12927012He doesn’t say the word so no
>>12927760Yeah about that, Hitler tried courting Mexico into warring against the USA
