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>pre-show
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How do you have a pre-show without a crowd?
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>>12906322
>Never the girl
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good match post NXT career
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Main evented the lowest drawing RAW segment of all time
>Never won a title unless the horsewomen didn't feel like working that day
>Took the RAW womens title from the main event of Wrestlemania to the pre-show of C-Tier PPVs
>Only the 2nd best member of The Kabuki Warriors
>Only the 3rd best member of Triple Tails
>Only significant achievement was accidently being booked to have a undefeated streak against jobbers
>"NOBODY IS READY FOR ASUKA"
>*jobs to the entire roster*
>Charlottes personal jobber
>Alexa Bliss' personal jobber
>Beckys personal jobber
>Will be forgotten post retirement until her eventual demise from obesity
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>>12906380
BASED
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>pre show
>televised
wew
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>>12906380
kek
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>>12906322
>Nia wore the mask one time and botched it revealing how stays on your face
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>>12906380
not a single lie here
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>>12906380
holy based
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awww! wooks wike somebody is having a vewy bad day!!
lmfao
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>>12906380
>>Took the RAW womens title from the main event of Wrestlemania to the pre-show of C-Tier PPVs
oh you're the guy who doesn't know what a Booker is and thinks wrestling is real
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>>12907713
>wooks wike somebody is having a vewy bad day!!
Yeah you considering you saged a thread on page 3 and expected nobody to notice KWAB
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>>12906322
Reminder that she has defended on 1 (ONE) PPV in like 6 months
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>>12907740
awwww babby is angwy!!!
rawr!!!! look out!!
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>>12906380
The latest
>literal who debutant on nxt gets facepaint before her
KWAB
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>>12907746
yes the booker (Vince) did a terrible job with her reign. I agree.
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>>12907740
State of fatsuka fags
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>>12907713
>>12907751
Lmfao this dude is boiling
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Reminder this is why this guy is the way he is
He never recovered
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>he's still saging
Imagine being this worked. Asuka will never know you exist.
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>>12906380
>the post that broke flabfags
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Freeze Criminal Scum
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>Getting trolled in your own troll thread
lmfao
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>>12906380
Kek what an irrelevant bitch
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>>12906322
success breeds jealousy
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>>12907854
That explains why flabfags hate Charlotte so much
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>>12907865
what explains your morbid obesity?
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This thread has convinced me that Asukafags are on the same level of mental illness as Mandyfags and Blisscels
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Bad day to be OP
lol
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>>12907926
They're worse but very few of them exist so it doesn't seem as bad
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>>12907945
True. It's clearly one or two dudes spamming in here.
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>>12906557
Wait how does it stay on?
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>>12906380
Truth hurts I guess
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>>12907835
Your "trolling attempt" would work better if you didn't expose how hard you are seething when you sage the thread lmfao
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>People constantly rag on Flabsuka for how fucking ugly she is
>Literally post the ugliest pictures of her you can find while doing the ole "N-no you're mad hehe" and saging the thread
Absolute fucking state
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>>12908032
It's honestly pretty sad. And hes still saging.
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>samefag talking to himself cos he's getting btfo
lmao
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>>12908062
Wow anon you're really cool for paying attention to sages.
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ya mad
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>>12907713
>>12907751
>>12907786
>>12907815
>>12907835
>>12907840
>>12907856
>>12907866
>>12907942
>>12908042
>>12908067
>>12908080
>>12908106
>>12908122
Unironically take your meds.

This isn't a sign of mental health.
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>>12907926
They're worse
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>>12907854
Based. Trannies forever seething some hick oskian conquered the wwe
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>>12907854
What success? She's one step above jobber
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>>12908199
dinner is served
in a coating of salty mark tears
complimented by parsley, sage, rosemary & thyme
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>>12908199
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Keep going, flabfag. It's not often you get to witness mental illness live and in person.
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Based flabfag arguing with the voices in his schizo head
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>>12906380
Gotta add one more
>gets her longest reigning title streak broken by the UK champion
Fatsuka is just a overrated shitter
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>>12908385
Kek look at the crowd in the backround not giving a shit about that fat lard acting like a retard.
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I shoot weigh less than Asuka bros
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>schizo thinks its one person
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>>12908321
nobody knows nxt uk exists bro. its not canon.
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>>12908489
cope
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>>12908489
Nobody knew what NXT was when Asuka was there either
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Oh nonono they're getting desperate now!
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>>12908550
Look how over Asuka is. The crowd is going mild!
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>>12908562
>IP didn't go up
He's seething so hard hes mass replying now.
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>>12908581
the fact that you're watching the IP count is pathetic, go have sex.
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>>12908643
I already had sex with your sister. You need to have sex instead of simping for a 40 year old mother.
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>>12908727
>doesn't want to have sex with a 40 yr old mother
literally the best lay of your life
not that you'll ever know shit about getting laid
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>>12906380
every response endorsing/agreeing with this post is the same person btw
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>>12909021
Fatsuka isn't that popular outside your contaiment general frequented by three people.
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mmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>12909068
>newfag doesn't know what poster count is
Go back
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>>12909103
don't bother
he's having a vewy vewy bad widdew day!!
pic related; is that guy
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>>12906380
talking about Japs who never drew a dime
>Never the guy
>Fake tough guy
>Fake shooter
>Won as many legit fights as Cuck Man Phil
>PANCRASE was a work
>as legit of a fighter as Akira Maeda & Nobuhiko Takada
>was Masakatsu Funaki's Jannetty
>dropped out of the NJ Dojo because he didn't have what it took
>nearly killed NOAH because he's an anti-draw
>never won a G1
>never won the IWGP HW strap
>has literally wrestled in empty arenas (before COVID)
>never drew a single dime
>never sold a single shirt
>janettied by his theme song
>faction full of jobbers
>literally wears a fedora
>midget
>stupid haircut
>"shooter" who doesn't even have cauliflower ears
>stole Taz's towel gimmick
>NEVER Champion because he NEVER drew a dime
>senior citizen who picks on Young Lions because they're not allowed to beat his ass
>not good enough for main card of WK13
>wasn't good enough to wrestle in America for 30-years
>when he finally was able to come over for the 1st time in 30-years to wrestle Cody, he lowered himself by thanking Cody for drawing the house in front of the entire lockerrom.
>"Kaze Ni Nare" means "Allergic to Yen"
>nicknamed The Lonely Warrior because no one comes to see him wrestle
>フェイク・タフ・ガイ・プッシー
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Even mandyfags and blisscels don't get this worked up by a thread lol. I wonder how long the seethe will keep going.
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>>12906380
Unironically how can fatsukafags recover from this thread?
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>he's STILL going
bad day for this kid
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>>12908234
>>12908238
I notice my post was deleted, mean this seething bitch babby spammed the reports to the Mods to protect his fee fees
lmfao

allow me to reiterate;
I'm gonna cook me up some noodles using this seething bitch's BOIL he is showing us ITT.
maybe add a little SAGE in there for flavour ;)
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Based asukafag outshitting this samefagging geek in their own shitty troll thread
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State of this schizophrenic fatsuka simp
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>hours and hours and hours go boy
>dis d00d still seething
what did you say earlier about "it's not good meantal health"
lmao
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>>12909368
it's amateur hour today
clearly.
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>>12906380
Uhhhh... flabbybros...?
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>he's actually trying again
LMFAO
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How can i impregnate Asuka in my lifetime?
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>>12909931
Be black
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>>12909915
Care to extrapolate?
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ya r mad
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>>12906380
I love Asuka but it's true.
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>"If I just get the last word, I haven't been made a
a complete idiot of all day long today"
some folks are just gluttons for humiliation eh
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>>12910445
That's a lot of projection mate.
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What's your favoirite herb
mine's sage
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She’s not even the best Asuka.
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>>12910506
Who is he talking about?
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>>12910458
oh hai mine too!
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>>12910613
Lioness Asuka
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>>12912021
Looks like Okada made the transition.
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>>12909127
No coincidence that Asuka idolises him
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>>12909931
you can't. too old
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>he's STILL SEETHING
>fishing this thread out of the dumpster to try and salvage some dignity
>this 18 hour meltdown
bruuuuuh xDDD
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>>12912061
>18 hour
It's been 12 hours. And you have been melting down ITT the entire time. Unironically take your fucking meds for the love of god.
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>EVERYONE ELSE IS ALL 1 PERSON IT'S JUST ME AND YOU AND NOBODY ELSE
"This isn't a sign of mental health." >>12908170
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>>12912084
>correcting the guy to point out you have ACHSULLAY only been melting down for 12 hours
lmfao why would you do this
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>>12912101
I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to >>12912113. It's easy to see which posts are his.
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completely ethered
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>>12912144
I have never observed a full day long autistic meltdown play out like this, but man this dude has had one hell of a bad day lol. You can track the changes in his mood and rage flaring up by how much he starts samefagging and bumping the threads back to P1
and how PISSED he gets when you Sage them
He sells super hard for the Sage
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>>12912125
> " >>12912101 (You) I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to >>12912113 (You). It's easy to see which posts are his."
oh is it now?
you really able to tell those "2 totally separate people" apart?
amateur hour shit
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>>12906322
Why is it in black and white?



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