So are they really thousands of years old? Were they around during Roman times? The medieval era? Napoleon? How the hell did they survive to the modern era?
Tell me some intriguing facts about unicorns.
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>>41097175The horn has very tiny holes all throughout it, magic needs to leave the inside of it somehow right?As for what horn cum is, I made this post a while ago trying my best at explaining it; but if we're talking what the chemical composition of it is, I'd wager it's closest to mucus (so made up primarily of inorganic salts, antimicrobial enzymes, immunoglobulins, glycoproteins and maybe mucins) but with some magic residue added in
>>41097764That made it far worse. Holy shit i sneezed it grossed me out so much. how come closet futa fags just cant say they like cock and leave the poor horns behind
Ooh! Ooh! Delete me next janny!
>>41096616They have spells explicitly for instant climax, for maximum breeding efficiency
Spunky Sporty Fillies Editionprevious immature horse: >>40985348
I want Sweetie Belle to sit on my face
>>41097470>mhm hmhmhmhmhmhmhm something giant hat
>>41097001I like this anime filly, I want to watch her adventures.
>>41097470Filly demands a little tongue polish on the hoofsies first.
Pinkie has finally been accepted by the fungus, and wanted a place for everyone to discuss and show off their own mares and mycological projects!>What is this thread about? Mares and fungus, duh>Is any fungus welcomed?Anything but Trichoderma and Cobweb>Where can I get spores?https://fungushead.com/Pretty great little place to get some spores ordered (Cubes and other types) >How do I get started?Philly Golden Teacher is a great resource for getting started. Broke Boi Tek is always a good introduction to the hobby (though rather than rice, I do recommend Rye Berries)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgCW-ZPkxIUComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41097775MODS DON’T BAN THIS THREAD PLS, as soon as the spores get here I’ll post a pic of 6 jars, each having their own mane 6 figure in them
>>41097522Are you literally retarded?
>>41097507Just use CVG. No need to use anything else. It keeps in moisture exceptially well, plenty of nutrients, and keeps bacteria away a lot better
Pinkie Rye is officially in fruiting conditions. Pins are visible!
>>41096193>Mfw an archaea-cel
Groping for apples EditionLast drop https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40980735/Archived threads:https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/subject/%2Fjdb%2F/
>>41098022sounds like they need to reformulate. that sucks, assuming it's true. which, yknow, things like this aren't, 95% of the time. but that remaining 5% gives a bunch of people cancer, so..
>>41098082There's a reason that more and more people are getting skin cancer (barring a slight dip in 2019-2020 when no one was allowed outside) despite more and more sun safety messaging. It's not surprising at all; lots of modern problems are caused by something that technically works but has side effects nobody wanted to let get in the way of making a buck—leaded gasoline *did* reduce engine knocking, and CFCs *were* less toxic and flammable than the refrigerants and propellants they replaced, but...
>>41098102fair, but that is a bit cherrypicked.I thought people were just living long enough to get skin cancer more, and that that trend hadn't stopped and never will.anyway I still want to see more images of cute human fillies getting sunscreen rubbed on them. the nice coconut-smelling kind.
We should just go back to the visible white streaks of zinc oxide applied to the tip of the nose like all those comical old people in tv shows.
>>41098113I'd put my cream all over her face
This is the Pregnancy General, not stillborn and ready to be borne again. We've lately been building up a bundle of regular artists, storytellers, and others again; may this general get quicker and continue quickening.For files and other things we can't discuss in this thread, there's a fraternal twin thread over inside Pregchan, the premiere pregnancy imageboard:https://pregchan.com/f/res/100.htmlThat thread is the third in a series, and here are the prior Pregchan threads, which have been archived here:https://web.archive.org/web/20211104233933/https://pregchan.com/f/res/100.htmlhttps://web.archive.org/web/20220611172822/https://pregchan.com/f/res/14888.htmlBecause of that drama with Pastebin, here are two archives of our greentexts:https://u.smutty.horse/lxqgizelhjx.ziphttps://u.smutty.horse/lzbpjsjvhjs.zipHere’s a list of some artists and writers who use these threads:>SNSPonyComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
moonmare broodmare
>>41097505She does make for a good one
I hope GFM’s able to finish Sunset’s story this thread, I really can’t wait to see who’s next.
>>41097505More Luna’s never bad
Here is your Celestia
>>41097564Twilight's cleavage is so faint I thought she was flat until I zoomed in.
>>41097560Western artists just switched from white women to Latin women and called it a day.
>>41097392My neighbourhood is nice, I don't live in a city. The only time I've seen an indian was in england. And no blacks either. Amerifats lose once again
>>41096437thought she was flippin the birdwhy isn't she?
>>41097807She's telling you to come to her.
A thread dedicated to the lovely catbirbs and griffon gfs/bfs.Griffonbros wake up!>Previous Thread (Apr 2024)>>41002065 >ai griffon gfs (https://beta.character.ai/)Gilda: https://beta.character.ai/chat?char=1vG3HI9DR_N8KM7eI7mXjH5I-d0zWDddb4ztXNjcAPwGabby: https://beta.character.ai/chat?char=p5QXxLOFdx5okCH4okBzLbFLDsIWptG_mUHdWhq8RkEGallus: https://beta.character.ai/chat?char=YDupJR9lajtxjhF64R2bWcQMRGyOEtvU5Os6vhXEdEQSilverstream: https://beta.character.ai/chat?char=9NfWEjdjN0a-HOYzQUEtko0Y7CqNVPcQiTGYC1o0tqE>Gilda Green Archive (Last Updated: 21/4/2023)https://ponepaste.org/5626Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41095238but i dont like beans
>>41095238What would a griffon pawjob experience be like?
>>41096270Look at what you've done.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boomerang_effect_(psychology)
>>41087065Griffon GF ver. SCRUNCH
"We Are So Back" Edition.I have recently been thinking about one greentext I read ages ago (2016-2017, I think?).Upon deciding to find it and read it again, I witnessed a truly horrible sight: most of the pastebins are dead, especially for my favourite greentexts.The time has come for the thread to come back. Wiki: http://nst.wikia.com/wiki/NST_WikiaOld pastebin of /nst/ greentext stories (most are dead):http://pastebin.com/u4qftzj5The promt that Started It All:>"Uhhh, mmm... Anon? W-what are you doing after school?"
>>41096008nice curves
>>41096372>>41096008both are nice
>>41096008Love it
>>41094468
>>41096372>Cadence grooming TwilightUnf
Tell me about your autistic fantasies with ponies, I know you have at least one.
>>41097940not that im complaining btw....
>>41097940I only remember posting it maybe one other time, but I’ve been drinking these days so all I really remember much besides the shame in between. I probably have posted it that much. Feel free to mock me that also turns me on, sadly
>>41097951I fucked something up in this post, but I can’t tell what. I’m gonna sleep now I think.
>>41097791Disgusting. Kys.
>>41097540Anon, this is an anonymous board. If it sucks, people will ignore it. If they talk shit, who cares? They're anonymous, and so are you. What you post is at zero risk to your reputation and well-being. That's the whole point. Stop shadow-attention-begging and either do it or fuck off.
Request, draw, submit. Mark requests with ‘/r/’ in the name field or comment field, ‘/d/’ for deliveries, ‘/ic/’ for critiques.Also, when /r/equesting, try to provide a reference image, to make it easier for drawfags to fulfill your request.- Don't spam or bump your requests.- IGNORE THE SHITPOSTERS/ATTENTIONWHORES.- Don't respond to the spam. Just report and hide it and move on.Previous Thread:>>41027605The OP header image and all other images from the previous Draw Threads can be found in the>DROPBOX ARCHIVE -https://www.dropbox.com/sh/uf9h5jtinwpmrcg/AADgtt_AtxoWr3F4ujcmndoda?dl=0Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41096571Do you find it wisible when I say the name Mareus…Flareus?
Bumo
>>41097727you mf
>>41096571Will she hold it in?
/r/ponyfy the toad box, make all the toads in the box anonfilliespreferably have some of them reeeeing
Will MLP ever be as popular as it was during FiM again?
>>41095018It will be once I make it the global state-mandated religion.
>>41095280Bluey hasn't had its writers replaced with people who hate its characters and world.
>>41095300hahahaha. now sort letupita's channel by most views and have your mind blown, faggot.
>>41096029>a slice of life G4 spin-off loosely based on middle seasons of FiM with good art style.That would never happen. I mean, interquel retcons aren't unprecedented (for example, the Halloween franchise has many of those, and Red vs Blue just did one), but that would never happen for a kid's cartoon. The best we could hope for is a slice of life reboot. Like Pony Life except actually good.
>>41095018This show gives me extremely weird sense of nostalgia. You see, I only started at large interacting with the fandom around 2023, although I was aware of the shows existence as it was ongoing. However, I still feel a deep sense of nostalgia for the show, as if I had been with it through all these years. Even more bizarrely sometimes my sense of time is even longer than the actual time the show itself ran. Whenever I think of the moment when the Cutiemark Crusaders got their Cutiemarks, I feel like a wait of over a decade was finally over. I suspect the reason for my feelings is that I am nostalgic for the general art style that the show followed, and that I probably absorbed quite a lot of pony content simply by using the internet.
Previous thread: >>41090071>What is Open Pony?A model for Second Life that beats all other 3D pony models. Info here:https://www.equestriadaily.com/2022/05/a-showcase-of-amazing-and-completely.html>Just give me a MAREIdiotproof starter guide: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ZkMo8NDwuNG8skCJI2gDbWl9LYm4Q_tN/viewA noob's guide for other noobs: https://ponepaste.org/7410Braindead simple Anonmare guide: https://smutty.mare.stream/mlajjqelswj.pnghttps://smutty.mare.stream/mjmqtlwwntf.mp4>Join the /mlp/ SL groupsecondlife:///app/group/da37f318-781a-fd7e-e8e9-1a5bbf2ebc34/aboutComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41098073>>41098056
>>41097618
Does anypony know where to get the ploota/belly BOM that Lalana has?
>>41098118Wow, you guys are so good I found it before anypony replied. Thanks!
>>41098111that's so lovely
Previous thread: >>41004142/moon/day Thread OP template: https://ponepaste.org/4423/moon/day Story Archive: Coming soon.Lunar Tunes Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDi8dQxLXiDoVZPCL31D2EXLy4DZw1gxYEquestria Project (meditation/lucid dreaming guide): https://pastebin.com/3mQfmH24old /moon/day story archives: https://poneb.in/He5X50m6 https://ponepaste.org/7401 Humanizations of Princess Luna and others have a dedicated thread - post them there. Keep it pony (aside from inclusions of Anonymous in pics). Ongoing Stories:Stories On Hiatus: "Moonlight, Veiled - Book 2", by horsa: https://ponepaste.org/6285"Assistant to the Night Court", by LmonE6: https://ponepaste.org/121Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41097140>as a moonfag. I have a Polaroid of Luna on my car dashboard.That sounds adorable.
>>41097140>I have a Polaroid of Luna on my car dashboard.Wat image?
>>41097551She literally makes me happy.>>41097647Give me a few hours and I'll show you. stuck at work.
>>41097647Here you go anon
>>41096712>Maybe it's about /k/+/moon/->/nvg/By coincidence, I just got a PVS-14 monotube a few days before those dreams. I need to go on some night walks to practice with it (along with getting a helmet and mount).
Previous thread:>>40946772Welcome to the Thread! Kinderquestria/Anon in pone prison focuses on the world and adventures of naive child like ponies and the misadventures and shenanigans of Anon that results in him going to prison! To get a good handle on how things are done around here I implore you to check out our new and improved one stop shop of kinder greens and prompts here >> https://ponepaste.org/7630
>>41096872I'll be honest, I forgot what I was even going to put there... I think it was a line about mining popcorn but I just put that in somewhere else and forgot to erase the footnote
I've got something that I like to imagine about until I drift off to sleep. Not sure if it counts as Kinderquestria, but it feels like it fits, so "oh well," here goes...> Human shows up in Equestria.> Let's get these two points out of the way first:> First, he doesn't talk. It's debatable whether he even understands Pony language or just understands general emotions correlated to vocal tones, like a dog. A much smarter dog.> second, he's tall- or more accurately, the Ponies are Little. Hence the title, "My LITTLE Pony."> I'm no good at conveying size, so just imagine how big you thought Snorlax or Slaking was when you played PokéMon. If you MUST have a scale, I'll guess that standing upright he's just shy of two Big Macintoshs' tall, or maybe 1⅓ stories tall.> Not Titanically large, but still a big-ass creature.STORY BEGIN!!> Normal day in Ponyville. It's "Market Hour," so all of the stores and vendors are open for business, with ponies aplenny perusing for purchases, pricey or paltry alike.> Among the wares sold are PLENTY of food.> The scent draws in a gigantic ape-like thing, lazily waltzing towards Ponyville on its two hind legs, completely care-free.> Our Human.> Ponies panic and run, but they're dumb and hide in dumb places. That, or they run into each other and clonk each other out in the street.> Human doesn't really give a shit. he finds a good spot where a lot of food vendors are conglomerated around each other, and he plops down in a lazing position.> Every so often, he reaches here or there for something to eat from the vendors' stands.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41097636Yes, more snorlax man
>>41096614Fall, 114: Estimated start of Incident: Oubliette.>Trottingham regrets to inform us of the failure of Kettlecornwall. Of 40 ponies and 25 humans, only 20 ponies and the 3 youngest humans returned; the rest are presumed lost. Standard survey/support teams sent.>Nocreature is capable of giving a consistent timeline of the colony's failure, even when asking the same individual twice in a row. Counseling/investigation continues.>Anon/Femanon's sister is not among the returned. According to Ethics Board regulations, all documents referencing or speculating upon her fate must include the following indictment: CELESTIA ATTEMPTED TO QUARANTINE THIS INFORMATION, IN DIRECT VIOLATION OF THE RIGHTS OF SURVIVING FAMILIES ACT OF 105>Anon/Femanon informed of parents/sister being MIA. Anon unresponsive. Femanon hugs son at a pressure of 10 megapinkies per square inch.>Anon/Femanon informed of attempted information blackout. Anon's eye does 'that chimpy twitch.' Praetorian guard elevates to Alert Condition: Inflated Shoes. Applejack considered fight risk.Winter, 114: First sacrifice confirmed to have taken place in early November>No additional survivors return from Kettlecornwall. Presumed dead.>Memorial services held, posthumous guard ranks awarded to lost creatures for defending the retreat, pensions granted to next of kin (where applicable)>In accordance with Foundation protocols regarding the loss of even one apex ketertor, the entire region of Fleurwood Forest is declared nullus equus terra. All civilian traffic banned, all Foundation>Anon/Femanon request transfer to Kettlecornwall investigation. Denied by 06 TS due to previously mentioned infohazard containment.>Altercation occurs. Twilight bedridden. Remaining element bearers and praetorians unable to intervene due to Applejack's apple-scented wrath. Anon suspended and upgraded to Keter.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41098019Spring, 115:>Scattered reports of human populations experiencing increased breeding desire. Human lifespan continues to be similar to that of native life. Human maturation rates quicken. Anon/Femanon unaffected.>The three anomaly-affected human adolescents are reported missing, within a 2 week period. >Riots ensue, only to stop in an instant. Parents no longer remember having the missing foals.>Oubliette entity/anomaly/perpetrator upgraded to Keter.>Luna attempts second communion with [SCP-11]. Communion refused(1). Expedition launch fast-tracked by a full month, to launch the next day.>Expedition launches with full ship crew and mission specialists.>Applejack commandeers ship>Apple Bloom, Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle shanghaied, conscripted as cabin fillies.>Applejack surrenders control of ship. No punishment is issued.>Applejack savagely grounded by Pear Butter due to bringing younger sister into hostile territory.Summer, 115:>A human filly, previously from Kettlecornwall, attempts to sleepwalk into the Fleurwood forest. She is stopped by the town's gate guard. When awoken, she attempted to force her way through the gates, insisting there was 'a cross for (her), where (her) mother lies."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
