Cloud Cuddling EditionPost pictures, write greentexts, and discuss Dash!Previous thread: >>41023222Writefags:mobius !9PEUyNz5zwhttps://ponepaste.org/user/Mobiushttps://www.fimfiction.net/user/294280/mobius_Ex Waifu Ex Machinahttps://drive.google.com/file/d/1-Mnu1Cwn5Gaa375EoHe13-0s4wzEOdSG/viewYouTube playlist:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41128015gonna get her booty
>>41126744>im not autistic eitherwell then I've got news for u buster...
Is it weird that I kinda want Dash to abuse me? Maybe i'm just fucked up, because I feel like she doesn't really love me if she doesn't hurt me.
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>>41128203>Nothing in S1 says there ISN'T an alicorn prince way off in Saddle Arabia who only visits Equestria once a centuryAnd nothing implies there isn't only two, either>>41129030>fucked off from the entire plane of existenceBut this is something that would be fitting for god-like beings. Even leaves doors open for a potential sequel>>41128262>Well?It's not complete yet, and the plot makes the most sense with the final two chapters intact, but soon, I will shill it once again (and for the last time). If you lurk these threads, you'll encounter it.
>>41129135>And nothing implies there isn't only two, eitherThe point is there are reasonable ways to have more than two living alicorns in a way that doesn't contradict S1 canon
>>41129138How many planets do they have?Classically, there would be 7, one for each planet. Sun, Moon, Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, SaturnI'm not sure if they mention any planets. Does anyone have a link to that site with the searchable transcripts?
>>41129273Only the one, and I'm a big fan of DoWaS's solution to everything in this discussion.
>>41129093Second one. Opening with AJ is the best way of losing half your readers before you've even started.
Previous Thread >>40976074The hyper fun party humanized girl is back more than ever for the summer!!!!!!
Hello
She's ready for sun!!!!!
Ponk
This is the Pregnancy General, not stillborn and ready to be borne again. We've lately been building up a bundle of regular artists, storytellers, and others again; may this general get quicker and continue quickening.For files and other things we can't discuss in this thread, there's a fraternal twin thread over inside Pregchan, the premiere pregnancy imageboard:https://pregchan.com/f/res/100.htmlThat thread is the third in a series, and here are the prior Pregchan threads, which have been archived here:https://web.archive.org/web/20211104233933/https://pregchan.com/f/res/100.htmlhttps://web.archive.org/web/20220611172822/https://pregchan.com/f/res/14888.htmlBecause of that drama with Pastebin, here are two archives of our greentexts:https://u.smutty.horse/lxqgizelhjx.ziphttps://u.smutty.horse/lzbpjsjvhjs.zipHere’s a list of some artists and writers who use these threads:>SNSPonyComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>9
Just a quick bump
>>41125926Yeah you’re not wrong
Did the board go down overnight or something?
>>41128976I noticed no such thing.
Welcome friends, ITT:We make and share pony art, with absolutely no pressure to deliver anything that's technically good (besides having ponies in it, which makes it good by default)Make something, share what you've done, and give feedback and motivation to help us all keep improving and creating!This thread's focus is art, but beginner or low effort content of any kind is welcome here. If you do want to post about something else like music, gamedev, or crafts, though, just note that you may find better help and feedback posting it in the /create/ threadAre you an experienced artist? Leave some tips, feedback, guides, or tutorials, they're well appreciated here!Guides, tutorials and resources! Start here!https://mares.horse/balehttps://ponepaste.org/8268Draw with other /bale/ anons!https://magma.com/invite/DXPPI_ZGComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41129110So cute!>>41129121Why da ponk is not helping?!?!?!?!?!
>>41129121"Long live the king"
>>41129121Is this a metaphor for trying to help someone in depression>>41129162My thoughts exactly
>>41129021Pics so you know it will happen (this is a threat)
>in that day there will be inscribed on the bells of the horses, "Holy to Yahweh"
We have to celebrate our differences!
>>41129151Yona was the only memorable character from that zoomer slop.
>>41129151No. Fuck diversity.
>>41129303But ponies are already diversified in earth ponies, pegasus, unicorns, alicorns and zebras
>>41129313Zebras aren't ponies, kys.
unofficial thread I guess, but it's been almost a month since the last one died and almost two weeks since OP said he'd make a new one. Con is less than two months away and I (and probably others too) need to start planning stuff and talking to people about things. Copypasta below>What is /mlp/ con?Together we're going to organize an online convention by and for /mlp/It will focus on: 1) the show, 2) /mlp/, and 3) the fandomCheck out some of our events from 2023 that are linked from this site: https://mlpcon.online/schedule.html>When is it?June 28-30 2024>How will the con be held?Special events in this thread or othersLive streams on YouTube, Picarto, or private streaming platforms, broadcast via CyTubePre-recorded videos made for the con viewed on CyTubeDuring the con, most activity and interaction will occur on the con thread and/or CyTubeComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>41128007>a second panel has hit /mlp/con
>>41128007do another mare panelI like mareswhat's your idea?
>>41128893I'm going to get very oral with mares and orally tell a story on the spot, likely late at night so anons can have something to listen or fall asleep to. Different kind of storytelling and will have nothing pre-planned.It'll be a new challenge. And much like Horsewords & (You), it still won't have any writing.
>>41128968Sounds good to me>nothing pre-plannedReally? But what if things get lewd
>"You're not a dweeb are you?"
>Nah, youse one?
>sar>redeem the dweeb sar
>>41129195Yes
Right now I'm playing world of warcraft, does that answer your question?
Kneel to actual future ruler of Pegasi.Our tomboy rebel princess. Zipp and Zippchad general. Pipp welcome.Cont. from >>40950818 and >>40927179AI anon, grant us more Zipps.
>>41127405Zipp's hitting that conditioner
>>41127574The image itself was not, it's just something I saved. I added the stuff around her for the thread.
>>41129175>>41127574Zipp has most beautiful wings ever.
>>41012227here you faggot
>>41129287You would inhale the fluff tho.
Silly mare edition.Previous thread: >>41052303Fauster's Story Archive: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1XiJRe1NWl_kIoWsHssZ27BMV7bZAe1jgX59-dWggYkA/Uh-hmmm's Prompt Archives:https://ponepaste.org/1046Have a broken Pastebin link? Replace pastebin.com with poneb.inRemember:not to save anything of value on Pastebinignore all attempts at early new threadsignore new threads by the cheerimac posterkeep your thick, colty mare (or mares) perpetually pregnant and give 'em the licc
>>41129035Desensitization. Too many false alarms from radar indicated warnings that observed or radar confirmed warnings don't seem dangerous.
>>41129044>implying i don't know /exactly/ how dangerous iowa's weather isit's all calculated risk, anon. i'd probably send spitfire into conniptions every time i hung out to watch her work with dangerous weather though and would start taking shelter just for her ease of mind.>>41129035>>pegasi struggling to adapt to how wild earth's weather is compared to equestria, forcing them to grow strong and resourceful>>mares picking up human customs (lord help the first mare that messes with someone's cast iron) and vice versaooh, now that i think about it this might result in weathermares modeling themselves after human first responders like firefighters, EMTs, and search & rescue. would probably be a nightmare integrating that into existing first responder stuff though, especially an all pony thing trying to mesh with traditionally all human responders
>>41128245>I want to make this thread about no hooves so hardAnon, the RGRE thread has had nohooves greentext posted here for years. Nobody cares but you. Get over it already.
>>41128863Would they just call it shoe theory in their world because horseshoe is a little redundant
Foal marriage was probably pretty prevalent in RGREquestria's past, with the lack of males. Gotta get em locked down early lest you lose the chance altogether.
>You are Ardent Mind, an experienced caravan guard and a senior team leader of Steady Stride Caravan Guard Company>Your job is to escort ponies across the Badlands and beyond to the new colonies in the Mysterious South, fighting Changelings, Diamond Dogs, giant lizards and other dangerous wildlife found in The Badlands and the lands beyond>Most recently you were hired by the Equestrian Rehoming Project, an organization responsible for managing and encouraging immigration to Equestria’s new colonies>Your job is to escort and protect one of the Project’s heads, her entourage, and a large number of settlers, fifty ponies in all, all the way from the city of Appleloosa to New Ponyville in the southern colonies>The job has been rougher than normal but the excitement reached a crescendo just a few days ago when Diamond Dogs trapped your group within a canyon, leading you to take shelter in a newly excavated ancient Dog temple>After a costly battle in the temple you were forced to take a metaphorical leap of faith, leading you and your remaining clients to find yourselves trapped in an underground Diamond Dog city>Now you and your team of caravan guards must find a way to escape the city with as many settlers you canLast session ended with you speaking to Drift, an earth pony slave about ways to escape the Dog city, as well as details surrounding the upcoming slave auction.(Characters: https://pastebin.com/PqtD6vYH)Previous Threads: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40650158/https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40794550/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>41128834Lets try hiding again, dunno if we need a stealth roll but ima do it just in case.
>>41128883Thanks for the preemptive roll. I am using the previous roll chart from when you last encountered him. I’ll consider adding the roll charts for stealth in the future.>You and Downburst quickly move into a nearby corridor>Stepping back from the intersection as you did last time you snuff out your lantern and wait for the Dog to pass>Your heart beasts in your chest, both from excreting yourself while running and from the excitement of hiding>Slowly the Dog’s footsteps draw closer before suddenly stopping just a few feet from the intersection>You strain your ears to hear what the Dog is doing and hear what sounds like sniffing>The Dog grunts before calling out in broken Equestrian>”I told you no clean here, pony. You no listen. Why?”>You and Downburst remain silent and you step back slowly>”Answer, slave. Or guards come with whip.”>The footsteps resume and turn the corner, approaching you>”I smell you, pony. No hide. You answer or guards come with whip.”>The stench of iron and wine assaults your nose as you feel hot breath on your faceComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41129092Probably have to subdue him. Do we have rope with us?
>>41129092Quick knock him out both you and downburst jump out and tackle him down to the ground in perfect sync and pound him as hard as you can to put him out of commission.
>>41129274I was thinking we tie him up and interrogate him first.
Which mare is most likely to have their hymen in tact?
>>41128890>implying tavi wouldn't ram her bow into that hole
>>41128850>no Woona, Coco, Marble, Lime, Nellie(kek) nor Derpwhat about the fillies?
>>41128745Rainbow Dash
>>41128745>in tact?>>41129160>>no Woona, Coco, Marble,Maybe.>Lime,Not musical, not tactful, not tactical.> Nellie(kek)She is squeezing Dr. Hooves>nor DerpMuffin?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41128850>Rarity and Vinyl are virgins while turboautist Maud and socially retarded Marble are notAhahaha
Filthy Claws EditionDiscuss vidya and play with fellow horsefuckers.Pony vidya, pony mods and related videogame discussion are also encouraged, any type or genre of videogame is welcome.If you want to play a certain game with /mlp/ don't hesitate to ask. People might just join and play with you. Don't be afraid to add each other. Who knows, maybe (You) will start up a new staple group?More importantly, have fun!Vidya's played last thread: Age of Empires 2 DE, Barotrauma, Deep Rock Galactic, Equestria at War, Golf With Your Friends, Minecraft, Megaspell, Left 4 Dead 2, Rust, Sven Coop, War ThunderVidya's played before: Black Ops 3 Zombies, Killing Floor 2, OpenTTD, PAYDAY 2, Project Zomboid, Satisfactory, SCP: Containment Breach Multiplayer, SRB2Kart, Tabletop Simulator, Terraria, Vintage Story.Previous thread: >>41038964
>>41127276never mind it's CE, I might check out CEu later if you're up for it anon. sorry for the slow response, got b8 for a day on another board.
>>41119546I'm in
>>41127755
>>41128778
Does anyone play racing simulators? Does a good and cheap wheel exist or is the G29 the only option?
We have a thread for fillies, but what about colts?
>>41129052yeah it's old news. back in 2020 or something.good choice of booru, also this is the perfect representation of how a country becomes in debt. At least Celestia refuses - here politicians wants this. «We will need to tax everyone and enslave everyone through central banks»>>41129063i'm glad being a site assistant for ponerpics, there's always somethjing to do, etc from times to times, they're all equally great no matter people will always complain about a thing or two. Ironically the thing that brought me back into drawing ponies was getting banned from this shithole.wait back on the thread, I have a colt OC or two normally. Here's Klaus.
>>41129004bretty gud>>41129052TSP have a rageboner for Patachu, he thinks he's a hacker or something.>>41129090Hi Klaus!
Fillies problems in their foalhood>being cute>thinking about their cutiemark>being permanently on trend of what is the most popular thing right nowColts problem in their foalhood>captured by kike griffins>gelding>get captured by the local kike and being sent to gelding grottoBeing a colt is pretty hard
>/pol/shitWay to ruin a thread.
I'd request one or two or more by Darkdoomer/Bestfilly/SS, if you have suggestions drop em in!https://x.com/bestfilly/status/1796690240964370498
>>41128825I think he’s doing it for attention.
>>41128147Now draw her and Mezeltov comforting each other as they are outcast as social pariahs.
>>41129147hey good idea!
>>41128764Jesus, that's awesome!How much would it be for a pic like that of any OC?
>>41128764>>41128775>>41129042I got to post those on Derpi.
