A match beetween someone trained In BJJ, judo, Wrestling,... vs some nigga in plate armor without weapons.how would it go?
>>190101Believe or not the guy doing the throw ended up more injured. The guy who got dropped had the wind knocked out of him but the guy doing the throw was concussed by the pommel strikes to the head.
>>190096I wouldn't call the 17th century modern
>>190102Why would you lie? Those pummel strikes had no structure behind them and even then were hitting the mask.
>>190096It was never as clean as it is now though, most modern joint lock submissions are from late 1800s and on. In wrestling it was mainly just trying to pull something until it breaks, there was no technique to submissions. Even the toe hold which was probably one of the more common 1800s wrestling submissions was just pulling the foot in one direction when the opponent was turtled up. The armbar as we know it was only introduced to America around 1905 or something like that. So while submissions were around for thousands of years, they really weren't around to be used on battlefields, especially in Europe where there was superior weaponry and armor, they would mainly use a takedown to use their weapon to kill someone on the ground if they were armored, if they were unarmored then it doesn't even get to a grapple.
>>189781Parry this casual
A place to discuss zorbing and zorbing accessories. A misunderstood but globular extreme sport. Limp Bizkit once wrote a song about this
>>188251lol okay
I heard zorbing is going to be at the Paris olympics
Feels so crazy that they're actually bringing back zorbing at the Olympics, it's been so long. Did anybody honestly think they'd do it?
>>194368No fucking way... Zorb bros, we are going home, at last.
zorb bump
Why do boxers have so much more fights than mma guys?
>>195485And why does boxing not have greedy promotions?
>>195485They didn't know getting your face bashed in for 10 rounds was bad. The fighters weren't the only ones with CTE
>>195529Try 110 roundshttps://sportsbrief.com/boxing/53054-what-longest-boxing-match-how-rounds/
>>195396MMA is far more destructive to the body. Boxing is more dangerous to the brain, but you don't get leg kicked and elbowed.Just look at the faces of boxers and MMA fighters after their fights.
>>195605>Just look at the faces of boxers and MMA fighters after their fights.Bad comparison. Gloves in boxing are literally designed to minimize chances of cuts. Look at the face of bareknuckle boxers and they look way worse than either MMA or boxers.
Ameri-do-te editiondiscuss martial arts hereDiscord Channel: https://discord.gg/8Vw9d7jWhat to look for in a martial arts gym:>Physically conditioned, fit participants>Trainer with certified professional record and a training history with at least one athlete who competes successfully>Sparring, "aliveness" in training>At least one participant competes at amateur or professional level>Physical conditioning part of training>Clean facility with mats that are frequently cleanedWhat to be wary of:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>195464They never been in an actual fight.
>>195487Apparently the only secretion you know is your own cum
>>195970
>>195256What’s the right way to get into shaolin? I did a northern style many years ago and am interested in returning to CMA, how do I pick a good “temple” for learning how to be effective without planning to train for competitions?
>this kills the grappler
>>196152>this kills the strikerStupid thread
Any hot woman, who do extreme sport
>>154531Ok
>>154531Ok>>154535Look i could not find a big boob
>>154541in order to be skinny i need to eat like 1200 calories a day, which is hard but doable. but anon imagine having to eat that little just to not be fat. Id rather eat a lot and workout a lot. You get used to eating little but its very hard to maintain
>>176166theres nothing wrong with her fucking brow bone tf is wrong with you
>>176151The fuck kinda name is Puck
>Be me>coaching wrestling for young kids>getting aid from parent of kid in class cause he’s helping me wrangle the kids and make sure no one’s goofing off>do a test exercise for the kids to see if they can push through it>about 6 minutes of jumping jacks no stopping, if pointed at then you shuffle to me and back>waterbreak after >parent comes up to me>herewego.mov >starts telling me it was too hard for kids that age group>Tells me it’s more about trying to keep them interested and having fun cause of their age >start to understand what he’s saying >genuinely good advice at first>”These kids aren’t in competition. Most won’t even make travel teams and become good. There’s no need to push them.”>woah wtf >think that’s such a shitty reason to not make them work hard for a bit Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
if its just one parent with one kid then just bench that kid the whole practice
>>195977/threadWelcome to coaching kids OP. There’s always one (or more) parent that wants everything to be done their way
>>195969Bump
I has job security because nobody had my skill setSo like for example I had a group with 20something 7-11 year Olds in it and I made them all stand in a line at the beginning and I said there's a lot of you in here and only one of me, so there won't be any warnings, if you don't listen you're out and that's itWell 2 seconds later 2 boys are wrestling on the ground so they were made an example of and banished immediatelyThen their affluent Karen moms complained to me about how its unfair and they bring there kids here specifically for class and they're working moms and they're just kids. And I said you know who else are kids? The 20 other ones in the room that listened to what I was saying
>>195969Just ignore, anon. Smile and nod and exit the conversation. You owe him none of your time and attention. He can be a drama queen and pull his kid from the class, which is all the better.
What are the best nutrients/supplements for bonemaxxing?>bone composition>precursors to bone creation and repair>hormones that give denser bones>things that boost those hormonesUnbreakable bones are useful for extreme sports, so any help is appreciated.
>>195444i have nebula also i think its broken cuz i have a lot of stuff that is 100 percentile and 0 percentile also but its not statistically possible
>>195495I cherry picked those ones.
Research Botox in water. Great source of boron and increases bone density. Take tamarind, it increases the amount of fluoride leaving body, prevents it from being absorbed, and helps keep minerals like magnesium and zinc stay in system, increasing bone density.Get wooden pole and firmly wack your entire body before bed will help.Take empower supplement
>>195532>Borox*Stupid fucking tablet autocorrects
>>195533I don't trust anyone posting from a tablet
ITT: We take a non-extreme sport and change it to make it extreme.Marathon but you can sabotage your opponents any way you want. Weapons allowed. Basically the Road Rash game but on foot.Dodgeball with bocce.Polo but with rodeo horses.Water polo but the water is slightly acidic so your skin and eyes start to burn after a while and you can only get out (rotating with other team members) once you score.Any motor sport but without brakes.Soccer with bowling balls.Squash but the room is so narrow and you can get hit by the other player's racket.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>82696>>82745kek, there'd be whole new level of wanting to catch the game ball
>>38955Curling with small explosives
>>38975>Soccer but if you dive or fake any kind of injury you get shot.That joke gets made in the UK every minute at least
>>195879if it was in the UK you'd be stabbed instead
>>196111That's a new one
Being a musician is optional.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cpRB0TAhs4&ab_channel=uffesgrotta
>>195861>he grew up lower middle class>from two redneckish parentsI can tell you are a fanboy, just from this.
>>195902It's bams rap video
>>195902>>195919It's _one_ of his rap videos.He's got multiple like the most recent one with those sadboi emo rappers... "I could never heart a bitch but I could heart a gram, I feel like Bam!"
>>195804>Did you guys that liked him never get that inclination?this has been a common take for like 2 decades, it's even brought up in one of the Jackass movies
>>196061I don't "follow" celebs so I wouldn't know. I just know as a kid everyone looked up to him. I'm an autist so i'm generally swimming upstream.
>completely ban elbow strikes>signed Ngannou a year ago, he hasn’t fought once>drop $100 mil on Bellator ‘for its roster’, now decide they’re gonna keep the rosters separate >signing Jake PaulIs Dana actually a good businessman or are his competitors just retarded?
It's a money laundering crypto scheme like karate combatThey give the tickets away for free, to make the show look more legitimateI had a stack of 25 and was going to see some fights each week and giving them to randos from work
Coker seems to have a handle on it. He works something to ripe and sells it. Whether or not the new owner has any clue what to do is variable.
>>195935What's up with Karate Combat? Granted I don't follow them that closely but I thought they seemed pretty cool. >>195937Coker seems like a nice guy and all, but you can't deny that Bellator had been degenerating over the past few years. I'm willing to accept that was partly because of mismanagement by Paramount but still, their events were slow as fuck.
>>196066They have a coin you buy from them to gamble on matches with and spend on lootbox mystery NFTsI doubt I need to explain the problem with the people running the show also being the people running the gamblingAnd it's obvious they change the rules on the fly to get the outcome for the fighter they want like with Gabriel Varga losing by double leg takedown even though it's explicitly in the rules that's a forbidden techniqueBut the whales had bet on him to win, so he had to lose
>inb4 ‘they’re just fat middleweights’If that were true then they’d have to be more skilled to make up for such a physical disadvantage whilst competing at a high level.
>>195783I remember when Nelson first stepped on the scene and people I knew were complaining that he used fat kid tactics to win fights.How can you consider yourself an "ultimate fighter" if a fat guy can beat you by lying on top of you?
Knock out power doesn't need skill.
>>195949That belly pin against Mir in a grappling match should've told everyone what he was about
>>195783There's not that many of them, so every fat guy gets a go.And it's very telling when they fight against a guy who isn't a complete shitter and end up subbed in 2 minutes by a basic guillotine.
>>195783>heavy people are slow, especially if they need to keep their stamina for more than 20 seconds>heavy people can knock someone out more easily even if they aren't particularly talented
Absolute pathetic.
>>195634Fuck off Abelardo. There’s a reason people who come into frequent contact with zucas generally absolutely despise them.
>>195763 I will lay it all out for youBjj is on the way out, where like karate it may have growing popularity among normals but gets taken less and less seriously by martial arts dorksBjj is a kimono based grappling style with very rudimentary basic takedowns, no real stand up grappling skills to speak of, and a built in aversion to leg entanglement based attacksNow the white man has come along, ditched the gi, embraced wrestling, and developed new leg attacking systems to make use of attacks previously shunned and banned by the Brazilians for decadesThey call this submission grappling, and you're seeing it pop up where there gyms are now changing their names to say that instead of Brazilian jiujiujitsu The Brazilians are very salty about this because what's happening to them is what they did to the japaneseA lot of judofags say bjj is basically just judo, we've always had all that stuff too (cope and lie)Now bjjfags are looking at submission grappling and saying it's basically just bjj, we have always had all that stuff too (cope and lie)
>>195817Using your terms I have always been doing submission grappling. I have seen a fair bit of cope from bjj guys getting upset no one will listen to there out dated shit.If bjj will vanish and leave behind submission grappling I think it is for the best.
>>195819The legacy of bjj will be its asinine rules that retarded the development of grappling for a generationWe can thank keenan for accelerating its death with his lapel innovations that exposed just how stupid and easily exploited the rules areIn the future I will have nogi submission grappling only, however I will still rank people up because acquiring ranks is important for lots of folksInstead of belts though I will give them kawaii pantsu, white, tiffany, pink, duckling, and moissanite So that way people can receive something for their hard work but it's attached to a humiliation ritual because you should be embarrassed if that's what you care about
>>195600What if I have martial arts autism
Do you have power in your hands? What type? Do you have that KO switch in your hands, like Mike Tyson or Jack Dempsey? Or do you have that thudding power, like George Foreman or Kelly Pavlik? And how did you discover it?
I'm a thumperI perforated someones bowel with a gut punch once, he had to get surgeryIt wasn't a discovery, just an inate characteristic observable from day 1Ever since I learned to punch the bag always sounded like a gun shot when I hit it. It always surprises people when they hold pads for me for the first time, like last time the guy calls over the main coach "yo check it out this guy's got brick hands!" I think it's just my build that does it, I have a really high ape index with my wing span being nearly 4" more than my heightSo short thick legs + long arms and naturally fast twitch muscles so I can generate a lot of power from the floor quickly and then throw it at the end of a long leverThis body of mine, I can't turn if I'm running but can punch good
I thought I had no power and were a volume puncher. I had fought and trained like one for years. However, at some point, I watched a boxing beginner vid and the trainer said someting like: "[...]You must flex your fist at that angle and just flex your forearm but not your shoulders etc. So, imagine throwing something in your opponents face." The last sentence was a mental cue that did something with my brain and my body. I tried it and my sparring partners told me, my hands were actually really heavy. I don't have flash KO power and I'm relatively slow. So, my opponents see my punches coming but they still don't want to be hit by my heavy shots. I can deliver a heavy hammer on their high guard with thudding power that rattles them.
Seems the gap is closing. Thoughts?
>>177925your dad is a faggot
>>146650I let my chubby ex do this to my twink ass all the time just so I could lift her up. she was retarded and I'd have to guide her into positions that put me at the most disadvantage. terrible at play fighting.
>>159127>She's very athletic for her age.Her 40s?
>>141636This thread has existed for over a year on this dead board.
>This thread has existed for over a year>I'm still Yet to meet a woman that can handle me in a mixed wrestling matchNah, the gap isn't closing at all! Even by modernist standards.Not happening like you think.Seriously though, where are the bad bitches that grapple?
