>Fiancé is pregnant and explain to my mom how were going to name our daughter Twilight >Mom initially likes the name because I think she Associates it with the Vampire Twilight>Explain how it came from mlp>Wait...what? Anon..no...pick somethig else thenWhat do
>>41128542No, that would be the thread where third of the posters claim they found their fiancée from this board.
>>41128494Would she be ok if it was Twilight the vampire >It's ok mom, just think of it as Twilight the vampire guy
>>41128494>name baby from media>mom thinks its from her media>it's from ur media>mom not like itfucking consoomer battle?
>>41128494>she Associates it with the Vampire Twilight>>41128564Find out which character from Twilight your Mom hates the most and threaten to name her after them instead
>>41128519As a installer who regularly enters other people's homes with kids, a good majority of kids do watch skibidi toilet. Granted it is in addition to "regular interests", but is very much present
Exiting hibernation.Twilight: I can't really believe your story Anon, buildings with over 100 levels? Flying boats bigger than Ponyville? And yet there's no magic in your world? Please.>Growing tired of Twilight's berating, you go out into the world to prove her wrong.That's the prompt that started it all. So what's this thread about? It's about Anon bringing human science and inventions to Equestria and a disbelieving Twilight. Although, that's not necessarily the prompt you need to follow if writing is what you desire.Remember not to save anything of value on pastebin, use ponepaste.orgHave a broken pastebin link? Replace pastebin.com with poneb.inThread Story List (outdated):https://poneb.in/XKLNjAAxActive stories from the last thread (#91):Untitled. Robot ponies don't know they are robots and they are trying to reach space.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41126160Yeah it's horrifying. Artist did a great job.
>>41126764I'm not even going to ask how Derpy managed to smash a wrench cleanly through a whole monitor.
>>41127811You ever just look at an image and just know it's cropped from porn?
Its Mother's Day. Show appreciation for your own mom and the older moms of Ponyville.
>>41127256nice I like energetic older mares
>>41124497>no long and huggable neck>no waist>broken spine>chicken legsEww...
>>41124497I like the concept but prefer her to be on 4 legs.
>>41127304>>41127256>>41125884she doesn't have enough porn
>>41124506Loving moms all year round
You are a real MLP fan, right? Does the door on Twilight's Golden Oak Library open inwards or outwards?
>>41129002inwards
>>41129020spikewards, yes
>>41129002outwards
Turnways.
>>411290202pbp>>41129028honorable mention
What made S1 and S2 so special? What went wrong after S2?
>>41128506Not you again. Literally only YOU think this.
>>41129012False.
>>41127667My queen...Ok but seriously? She had a vision for success, making the mane 6 young adults and focusing on adventures was on the main reasons the show was succesfulhttps://imgur.com/a/mlp-bible-ecZPp>>41128506>>41129031tldr? Why do you think S2 is worse than S1?
>>41127901Except Silver/Gold/Crystal were the best Pokemon games. They're the only ones where literally everything was improved. Every gen after that improved something at the cost of making another thing worse.>>41127913Seconding this. Seasons 2 and 4 are my favorite, but I don't think season 4 is better than 1. Hell season 2 and 2 feel different from each other.
>>41129105>Hell season 2 and 2 feel different from each other.Now this is advanced autism.
>What is Flutterrape?Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.>It's been 11 years, how is this thread still alive?A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.>How do I start writing?Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.Writing Guides:Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://ponepaste.org/1274Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276For additional information, lurk. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41128974With her pants of lemon resistence equipped, her primary weapon is sealed off.
>Be Rainbow Dash>Be working up a sweat shadowboxing the morning sunlight, shining into Anon's bedroom>"Don't worry, bro, with me by your side, that dumb ol' heat of yours is going down!">You uppercut the sunlight with a “Kapow!”>Just cause it looks cool as a finisher>Drops of sweat, flying off of you, are glistening in the golden light>Anon grunts a little bit–a sure sign between bros, obviously, that says 'We're cool, Dashie, and that heat is totally going down!'>But his grunt, well… it actually sounds like it’s more of a whimper>And he’s moaning it up towards the ceilingMmm…>It’s actually pretty hot, and you don’t hear him like that all the time>Except when you can convince him to do some backyard wrestling with you>Getting to grab him, getting to feel him pin you down, pressing your wings so flat against the ground that not even you can get up!>And those super tight spandex wrestling costumes Rarity made for him…?>Well, that’s just the cherry on topComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41129111>He sounds just like Rarity whenever she bumps her hoof against the coffee table in the other room>And she has to let every pony else know about it>Pinkie calls those noises Rarity's 'hurt little hoovesies!'>Well, okay, he doesn't sound exactly the same as Rarity>His hurt little hoofsies noises are a lot... manlier>And some of them are kinda cute, but there's nothing little about them>Or him>His feet are still hanging off the edge of his bed, for pony's sake>You told him to get a way bigger bed, like, forever ago>He never did though, cause everytime he goes out, Fluttershy is right there on top of him>That's why you're here too, to help keep Fluttershy away from him>Sure, Anon’s heat is bad now, but ever since he got here, he's been making Fluttershy feel like that too>But, like, all the time>Must be torture for herComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41129112>His eyes are closed and he’s delirious, mumbling to himself>You spit the pillow onto his chest>“What?” You strain your ear down towards him>Through dry lips, he whispers:Heard humping… thought it was Fluttershy…>“What?!”>He mistook you for Fluttershy>You rear back in the air, and the top of your mane gets chopped at by the ceiling fan for a moment>Then you land at the foot of his bed>But without crashing into his feet>“Okay, obviously, you’re really delirious. And, dude, your vision must be really bad right now. I’m getting you a drink.”Water…>“I’ll get you a soda or something.”>Hear him groanComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I want to write other stuff though; sorry, character limit fucked me there, lel
Buckball Edition Previous thread: >>40956155
>>41127435mega unf
I want to speak French to this mareIf you catch my drift
Intel heist editionOLD THREAD: >>41104177Pony maps, sprays, and micspam!Reskinned vanilla maps (with mares) by our very own anons!Come relive the heyday of pony TF2 with your friends from /mlp/!Visit our official website to check out the server info from your browser: https://mlp.tf/If you'd like a custom icon on the mlp.tf scoreboard, post your Steam ID and attach your desired icon in the thread.>Server infoServer IP: tf2.15.ai OR 74.91.123.131:27015Password: check filenameSteam group: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/mlptf2_Map downloads (extract the .bz2 file, then place the .bsp file in /tf/download/maps): http://mlp.site.nfoservers.com/server/maps/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41128521>>41128527But don’t forget that this could constitute abusive behavior. All it takes is one press of the F7 key.
>>41127041The Ap-Sap is fine as it is, but it’s just that I have bad luck with it more often than not.I’m looking more to modify the kunai and Dead Ringer. I was able to successfully install a plug-in that uses a custom items_game.txt file to modify the kunai, but the Dead Ringer seems to remove half of its cloak upon being hit even when the cloak_consume_on_feign_death_activate attribute is removed or even simply altered to a different value. It seems as though this is inherent to the “feign death” cloak type and this stat exists purely for ceremonial purposes. Any tips?
>>41128598 (Me)To clarify, the plug-in I mentioned only works when not connected to VAC secure servers and I’ve only made sure to test it all locally. You won’t get to see me use it until Valve decides to implement it into the core game.
Can we bring back that zombie fortress mod? The one that's a l4d mod
https://youtu.be/icGTBLeBXnE?si=XTcuFvcvHFbR1feQbump
Previous thread: >>40924082To join add 51.81.49.44 to your Favorites in Multiplayer > Legacy Browser. Password: >filename.To start a gamemode/map change type rtv in chat.To see server specific commands enter !commands in chat on the server.To watch videos with Media Player use Gmod's 64-bit version. Enable it from the Betas tab in the game's Properties on Steam.Addon lists: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2816159002Server status: https://www.battlemetrics.com/servers/gmod/24205952 or https://www.gametracker.com/server_info/51.81.49.44:27015/Recommended content packs: HL1:S, Episode 1/2, TF2 content and CS:S content+maps. Download content packs from: https://gmodcontent.com/ or https://kajar9.wixsite.com/cscheater2/downloads (use MEGA links)Turbonewfag guide: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2614222717LINUX Guide: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3034844276PAC3/PPM2 collections and other user content: https://ponepaste.org/7931Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41127603POV: you are Berry after a few.
>>41125628luna snoofa
>>41126939It has worked decently well for me. The FPV camera is attached to the 'eyes' bone so that it doesn't move in relation to the eyes, enabled the 'eye angles' checkbox, and have also set "eye angles lerp" to 0. But to make the camera work you'll have to disable the editor camera which you could do under the view tab in the PAC editor
Gaba GHOULS edition.!Fallout Equestria, a story that bleeds two franchises together to build something magical. On one side, you have death, destruction, decay, and misery - on the other, you have ponies. Doesn't sound like it should mix? You'd be surprised. When the world around you is wasteland, all you're left with is hope, and as we all know, ponies can do spectacular things with just a little hope.Read Fallout Equestria by Kkat to appreciate the setting that many writers have then lent upon after being so captivated by the wonders.The original story which spawned its own fandom can be found here: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/119190/These next four stories comprise the rest of what is considered "the big 5", alongside the original. They were biggest hitters early in the fandom, be it for having started before many others, their length, or overall quality.>Project Horizons:https://www.fimfiction.net/story/208056/>Pink Eyes:https://www.fimfiction.net/story/931/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41127062Nah dawg. The vibes are off. Shackles needs to be fat and ugly.
>>41128390Based on the descriptions, I imagine he looks kind of like a British person. Pic related.
>>41127062I'm not sure whether this is R63 or not.
>>41091125No, not at all. Prior knowledge of fallout will only let you recognise all the things the author is taking from fallout and turning into ponies, but that isn't necessary to enjoy the work (arguably it even gets in the way).
>>41128717>(arguably it even gets in the way)Other way round too. Started playing FO 1 and 2 after reading FOE and I can't count the times I've used the term Steel Rangers by accident.
There is nothing more pure than love between a man and a mare."mare's existential dread" editionOld thread: >>40963936Ongoing greens:Shape Your Home by PoneGreenhttps://ponepaste.org/477 (Part 1)https://ponepaste.org/478 (Part 2)https://ponepaste.org/479 (Part 3)https://ponepaste.org/480 (Part 4)https://ponepaste.org/4581 (Part 5)https://ponepaste.org/8319 (Part 6)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41128297If it were simple, it would have probably already been done.She probably has serious brain damage, that will need to be addressed if she's going to truly healed. The damage done seems to have shifted her personality.It's why her version in EqG shouldn't have missing hands, she should have a metal plate in her head and a personality disorder.
>>41128309her serious brain damage was not wanting friends and being unable to focus her magic properly. It's basically nerve damage and fixing the horn would be like growing a shitload of nerves to replace a dead clusterwhich means her horn would be super-sensitive for a while, both for channeling magic and for it being touched.
>>41125849
>>41095684Usual time post. Just as the last few chapters, I'm still working on this one, just not in the pace that I'd like to maintain.>>41116937Sorry for the late response. I didn't quite find the proper time to write earlier.>At this point, they are too old for that in my opinion.Fair point. Their age could indeed be a concern for some. Though I reckon they could claim to mostly travel in groups with others to minimise the risks or some such thing. It's not like the average pony would doubt their words and check whether this is actually the case or not.>more stubborn than to really take into account what they saidSure, he might have underestimated the effect to a degree, though I don't think that he'd outright ignore the warning in its entirety. Like, he heard the warnings and prepared himself, for example, for a 2/10 as far as inconvenient moments go, yet he faced a 5/10 experience instead. Not nice, and certainly enough for second thoughts, but still bearable for the most part.>What about the shuttles? Or the underground transporters. Or the mothership circling the planet.Celestia can't sense them directly and discern what they are, but she indirectly does know that they are there in some fashion. After all, she once has taken control of a capital ship weapon system and used it actively to stave off a group of dragons, so she has far more agency than most. But just like all the other ponies, the best she can do is to perceive these things as a part of an elaborate school of magic which is far beyond the knowledge of most, and she would consider the occasional readings of a shuttle or any other unit as a fleeting whim of, for the lack of a better term, "background magic". Something which is around them, somewhere, somehow, but which she can't put into a more tangible form. Even her giving the order to fire the turrets would be interpreted by her as having performed a magic incantation ritual of some kind.>which would not be strong magic imhoYeah, it is far less potent. But it would still be advisable for them to keep a low profile and avoid a direct confrontation with Celestia or some of her more magically inclined companions like Ink. That wouldn't be much of a challenge for the two, considering their profound intel, but it would still be an effort which isn't strictly necessary.
Mare is cooking something up.
Welcome to the Pony Voice Preservation Project!See below for regular OP post.
>10
>>41111123Can't wait to hear Anons singing like a Disney princess through Fluttershy, then having an orchestra swell to meet them.
>>41126156What?Do I have broccoli between my teeth or something?
>>41127645A musical ControlNet would be pretty great, making a pony musicl would be the dream come true
>>41127346
>"Hmm, oh, hello there Anonymous.">"I was just trying my old gold chestplate, it barely got past the rear, and it feels so tight despite being the largest pony size...">"Ooo, I never showed it off to a human. What do you think of it?"
>>41128334>A battleaxeThat's a weapon I'd rather associate as being used by Luna. Direct and perhaps a bit blunt at times too. It lacks Celestia's finesse, if you catch my drift. Cadence using a bow makes total sense though, leaning into the Amor mythology and such.
>>41119741How the fuck is it possible to have an AI this good? The only mistakes I see are the weird engravings on the armor and the non-symmetrical shoes but other than that it's perfect, the cutie mark has no mistakes which is what most AI struggle with.
>>41128578The original poster could have fixed it up, or it could really be an infinite monkeys on keyboards situation (good by a 1 in 1000000 chance).
>>41128584Can very well be the latter, AI (properly used) has gotten much better than you think. From my gens, maybe 1/10 look decent with small errors that need to be fixed and 1/100 look great even without manual fixing.
>>41128637Imagine what will be possible in a couple of years.
Venom Horse is a canon thing now
>>41128955
vorse
>>41128955make it a mare and I might give a fuck
>>41128955VENOMADRENALINE MOMENTUM
We have chatgpt or character.ai and ai voices. Why haven't any of you implemented that into a plushie? Weebs like schizodev already have it going on the pc plus digital animated waifus. They're ahead of you in the lead!
>>41124088METH! :D
>>41127930Anon no! D:
Meth mares??
Meth
Mushrooms