Come one and all to the meta-writefag and help raise the quality of MLP fanfiction! Featuring: Disappointing your beloved!ITT: Passing trophies around amongst doppelgangers, Fanfiction is magic!, Optimal snuff fic targets, Anon wants to become a snail, Even more horseword shelves, A quick grammar check, ChatMLP, Spamming dislikes at the behest of the hivemind, Streetlamps but inside, Some bitchin' eye surgery, Overflowing with conviction, Avoiding contentious topics, Masturbating after turning characters into snarky assholes, Marcel Proust magnificent prose, Aspiring for higher levels of delusion, Nautical adventures, /fimfic/ just needs to open its heart, AaWiE, How the hell do fic writers write?, Retards not understanding spoken words, The 120 Days of Sodom as required school reading, Lit class sucks wherever you go, Chadmoded philosphymaxxing teachers, Weird and unnecessary premises, How's the writing goin'?, Long description feedback, Prescribing death, And shitty opinions = honest facts!>/fimfic/ Secret Book ClubThe sixty-seventh book is 'Fluttershy, Royal Game Warden (?)':https://www.fimfiction.net/story/488784If (You) want to participate, read the entire story by the 2nd.On Sunday we'll discuss what we've read.>Recommended stories:Tired of authors forgetting that brevity is key? Fed up with 10k inner monologue chapters? Well, we've compiled the best of the worst in order to bring you our absolute average!New Starter Kit - http://mlpficreviews.org.uk/starter/Old Starter Kit - http://i.imgur.com/vuTA7EN.pngComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41082026That does seem to be it at 11.7 years, the next closest is https://www.fimfiction.net/story/16056/a-conversation-with-pinkie-pie at 11.4 years.
>>41123244That's really cute. She'd look so much cuter with a foal inside her though.
Fics for this feel?
>>41124214I just know everypony is going to love the following idea:Griffons pay zebras to invade Equestria. In defense, the M6 build giant windmills. They fart, the windmills blow their flatulence toward the griffons, and the griffons die from the smell. The surviving ponies subjugate the zebras. Most zebras are forced to serve other zebras, leading Celestia to proclaim, "All zebras have aides!"It's a sure-fire hit, right?
>A golem is an animated, anthropomorphic being in Jewish folklore, which is created entirely from inanimate matter, usually clay or mud.>some golem legends have the golems turning on, overthrowing, or killing their creators
>>41125987Chrysalis smells like rancid farts.
>>41125987yes... and?
>>41125990I thought griffons were supposed to be the jews.
>>41125987Sex with Meanlight
>>41125994Griffons are slavs
Hi there, ladies and gentlemen.I recently started working on an update to a certain totally not /mlp/ related radio station.Turns out, the new system can run more than a single stream. Figured why not have some fun.I want (You)>YES, (You)!to become a radio DJ for the station! Only if you want, that is.>What does that entail?Upload some music to the server, add it to a playlist and have me schedule it to play.You can also have live broadcasts if you want to have something podcast like or want to do live DJ mixing.We can schedule those in. Maybe some bogus newscasts might be funny>I don't want to be a DJ, faggotMaybe help come up with a better name than /mlpfm/ or a logo or some shit if you want.Or maybe discuss in here what you want to hear/see out of it.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
i didnt expect Fantasy by Creos Realian to start playing. Good stuff
morning bump
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Fine Dining EditionITT we talk about stallions (and other non-pony males) and R63 versions of mares.Last thread: >>41004820
>>41124878This artstyle reeks of being made by an ftm fujoshi
>>41125267Probably I just like these two
>>41125399That Sunburst looks like Sunny Starscout on HRT.
>>41125440kek
>even more thorax/sunburstYeah I love gay month
>"Somepony needs to put this thing out of its misery.">mercy killings exist in Equestria
>>41123708>>mercy killings exist in Equestriaexplain derpy and scoots.
>>41124488You will
>>41124560thanks senpai
>>41123724Actually it was Apple Bloom.
>>41123981Honestly I feel like mercy killing is the most loving thing that someone can do for you. You're in an unfixable mess and suffering forever, and someone takes it all away, not to laugh at you, but so that you're not in pain. What kind of love could be better?
A quest about finding a way out of a cursed forest and defeat wicked beasts to help your companions.>Previous thread: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40996849/>Previous threads but it’s a paste: https://ponepaste.org/9167
>>41121529Suck on her crotchboobs!
coming back tomorrow
>>41124890Makes sense. Guessing the next post is going to be massive with the needed explanation dump and numerous questions that are going to be answered. If it isn't too late, there is one more thing from me to add again. Bored these past few days, as you can tell.>>41121777Suggest to her to also seek to make her body much more sensitive to pleasure from the act of feeling her teats, gradually storing milk, and from milking of course. Tease her about feeling such intense pleasure when she finally gets release after a long day of storing such a treat from a goddess such as herself. A being of such sensuality deserves to experience such acts themselves to their fullest, no?>>41124177Patience anon. If her motivations are good, and if we're going to side with her, we should hold the fun until we retrieve the essence(s) needed to make changes. Guaranteed she'll be much more enthusiastic showing her appreciation with us at that point.Teasing, staring, voicing our desires, and so on, is the where the fun is. The build up makes it all worthwhile.
>>41121529Pull the arrow out. Compliment her new wings. They suit her very well. Compliment her new assets as well, notably her flank. We're all teat and lactation focused right now, but can't forget about the other change she went through for us. Let's appreciate it fully.>>41121777If we're going to suggest to sky rocket her milk production to cause such an effect on her body, then we may as well suggest bigger teats as well once more. Not that the ones she has now aren't big already, but suggesting more lactation without adding more boob feels like a crime against lewdness. Also imagined any lactation growth shenanigans having a higher minimum teat size anyways.
I request more lewd and happy Black Fang! Also, bump.
Howdy, partner!What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses. Plus late night pink antics.Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:~~~~~>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41124642>Gwen“Siegfried”~~~~>One of these days, child, you’re going to bite off more than you can chew!“Oh my I hope so!”>You are the only one I worry is so dumb I’m going to have to write “tried to fuck a dragon” for the obituary.“Bahhhh!”
>>41124981She knows him so well
>>41124981>Oh my I hope so!”Wait hol up
>>41124981>Gwen“Idris”~~||>TOLD YOU SO!“…what.”>Somewhere they know what they did! Mom powers!“Our world is exploding.”>Yes but I’m right which is more important
>>41125806>I DIE>VICTORIOUS
ITT we post mares showing off their mareas (mare areas)
>>41122396Dark mares are so cute.
Presentation of marea.
>>41122222unf linky belli>quints
I need more mare tummies right fuckin now
GIVE THEM TO ME
Inside every little pony, is a beautiful griffon waiting to come out.
>>41123279I'd love to be a cute femboy griff like Gallus
>>41123609I like this happy ending!
For no specific reason, happy Pride month to this thread in particular.
>>41116280What a happy duck
>>41122105Yes. Griffon Dash would be my favorite
I'm just here to tell you that after all g5 is something very nice and that you are all massive faggots
>>41125525Multiply Zipp then we are golden
>>41125525Nah Sunny's fine but we can kill off Misty
>>41125653>>41125661Your anger won't change G5's failure.
>>41125888>failureBy what measure exactly, broski?
shift click
The newest edition of >CLOP has arrived, a decade old browser game about building nations, geoponitics, and oppressing ponies. Join now and start making connections, alliances and intrigue.Please play our game>Link to the game itselfhttps://4clop.com/>Link to the test serverThis has 30 minute ticks. Every tick is a war tick, and no travel time. Feel free to make multiple accounts there, and experiment with the war mechanicshttps://test.4clop.com>Previous thread>>41072095https://rentry.org/clop-threadsSorry anon, I didn't want to wait.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41125754People were more willing to use the market before the war.
>>41125755I am currently consuming one pie every two ticks to keep my nation in equilibrium, but if the price of pies exceeds $181,000, I'll just start distributing money instead.
>>41125780Or apples priced under $54,000.
>>41125645I gave the CEF to gytha for a reason. Also changlings make me hard.
>>41125770I'd gladly use the market for your parts if you made more than 150 of each at a time
post lewd eqg girls. No hoovesNo Furryit's that simple. don't fuck it up.
>>41124032ponies are furry. so we dont want any of that gay fucking furry shit in this thread. its a safe place for non dog fucking uncircumcised alpha chuds.
>>41124203It's some work in progress game. He played it live on Twitch, but for some reason put the finished stream on YouTube (he deleted it after couple of hours). I was "lucky" to stumble across this video at the right time. I didn't watch the whole thing though, because it felt very boring. Brandon didn't talk much and skipped the dialogues.But I think this one frame itself is really memeworthy.
>>41124417Correction:I've just checked and it looks like he actually played this live on YouTube. The video is set to private now.
up
>>41123844>>41124187Lets go Brandon is a meme
Sudden attraction continues.Previous thread:>>40826102
>>41122075Now it's her turn.
>>41121823Stardew Valley but it's eqg
Apple ass
I want to be that pig.
>>41124395And what an ass it is
Quick rundown>We're making an anthology made up of a compilation of short pony clips.>No need to be high quality and flashy, but of course if you want to make something more ambitious like an animation please go ahead.>There is no need to volunteer to do the final editing. I can handle that myself. Thank you.How do I contribute?>Make pony related clips! It can be a PMV, YTP, Animation, or whatever.>Please render them in 1920x1080 resolution, 29.97 OR 23.976 FPS, and using progressive scanning.>Upload them to your preferred file hosting site and post them here with a title and the sources used or what it is parodying.Deadline?June 21st 11:59 PM PSTIf you have a high quality submission that you don’t want leaked to the internet early, please email to the address provided below. Submissions through the email will still be added to the spreadsheet.Email: ZWRpdGFub25tbHBAcHJvdG9uLm1lComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
WE HAD A GOOD THING, YOU STUPID SONS OF BITCHES! The Shimmer clip was removed, we had clips, and it all ran like clockwork! You could have shut your mouths and made as many clips as you needed! But no! You just had a blow it up! (You), your pride and your autism!
>>41125816Obviously thread submissions are preferable, but email submissions are kinda important in rare cases. For the past two years running, certain high effort clips have been taken directly from this thread and spread around twitter etc by third parties. So having a more subtle submission option helps protect higher effort clips that are more likely to be leaked (though obviously it does nothing to prevent such people lurking the spreadsheet, but most people who are going to share on twitter are also too retarded for that).But yeah, I stand by my statement that fracturing the userbase is never the right option on collaborative projects - especially in a community as starved of participants as this. But if you think it needs to be done, you do you. I guess we'll see how it pans out.
>>41125832I wanted to privately send mine but I have no idea of how to turn that mess of letters and number into something resembling an email address.
> The CMC perform It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Daymanhttps://files.catbox.moe/40bont.mp4> Sourceshttps://itsalwayssunny.fandom.com/wiki/Sweet_Dee%27s_Dating_a_Retarded_Personhttps://mlp.fandom.com/wiki/The_Show_Stopperserm that's it right? I haven't submitted before
>>41124977>>-Anthro/Barbies will be evaluated on a case-by-case basisJust let it in who cares. >>41125018 ask >>41124997
Forest Hike Edition For those seeking any and all things Fluttershy.>/shy/thread Ponepaste (includes the OP, writefag list, writefag request bin, and all current/completed stories)https://ponepaste.org/user/FluttershyThread>Collaborative Fluttershy playlist (request for new content to be added in the thread)https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL1pZSbhMdtwnQJZ2vx1OojIw8Ue0o9Uxy>/mushy/ Musical mixtape (request for new content to be added in the thread)https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL1pZSbhMdtwlV6Vdoba4EvN7tpXBBZmQ7Previous thread: >>40936954
Might as well hit image limit while we're at it.
>>41123272So cute when sleepy.
Great thread for a great mare! Look forward to the next one.
I want to hold her hoof as we fall asleep together.
>>41123612Sexy
