Previous thread: >>40924082To join add 51.81.49.44 to your Favorites in Multiplayer > Legacy Browser. Password: >filename.To start a gamemode/map change type rtv in chat.To see server specific commands enter !commands in chat on the server.To watch videos with Media Player use Gmod's 64-bit version. Enable it from the Betas tab in the game's Properties on Steam.Addon lists: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2816159002Server status: https://www.battlemetrics.com/servers/gmod/24205952 or https://www.gametracker.com/server_info/51.81.49.44:27015/Recommended content packs: HL1:S, Episode 1/2, TF2 content and CS:S content+maps. Download content packs from: https://gmodcontent.com/ or https://kajar9.wixsite.com/cscheater2/downloads (use MEGA links)Turbonewfag guide: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2614222717LINUX Guide: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3034844276PAC3/PPM2 collections and other user content: https://ponepaste.org/7931Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41127263Sonata!
>>41127603POV: you are Berry after a few.
>>41125628luna snoofa
If you like Linky then you are a sociopathic faggot Linky will forever be worst pony. She goes out of her way to make fun of other for little reward. She vandalizes private property, and she wipes her filthy horse shoes on the rug. Truly a mare fit for the title of worst pony.
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>"Anon? Honey, please open the door!">"You haven't left your room in days! Was it something I did? I-I'm sorry!">"Please just say something! HELLO!?">"Please... Please just tell me you're alright...">"...">"I love you..."
>>41127999Fine. Then I'm just going to divorce Twilight and take half of her shit and marry Fluttershy instead and be upfront and enter a monogamous relationship with her.
>>41124752Lmao I was thinking the same thing
Machiavellian Anonymous was probably the best green I've read lately. got a lump in my throat, wind knocked out of me when certain events happened, when anon had "one last loose end" to tie i wasn't expecting him to go about to the boutique and do (everything he did) I was fully expecting him to kill himself
>>41128215Everything about it is great except the end. He went out like a bitch. Feels forced just to have a le redemption death.
I mean, it wouldn't have happened to us because we would've been upfront about having a monogamous relationship and I feel like Twilight would've probably told me about it too. Anyway, if I can herd, I'd just bang Fluttershy, Celestia, and Luna, too.
Fortunate Sun Edition>Get the gamehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/394360/Hearts_of_Iron_IV/Reminder to use creamapi to get all the DLCs. You can also get the game for about $10 on instant gaming if you don't want to wait for a steam sale.>Get the modhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1826643372https://www.moddb.com/mods/equestria-at-war>Balefire Blueshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2307988796>Wikihttps://equestriaatwar.wiki.gg/wiki/Equestria_at_War_Wiki>New to HoI4https://equestriaatwar.wiki.gg/wiki/New_to_Hearts_of_Iron_4https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLs3acGYgI1-v2rWyEDR8Mn3Avf9CxH1s1Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41125157Ayyy finally!!
Is kiria supposed to be kinda shit? What is the best path? Keep getting justed by events draining my politcial power
Which pony would be down for thr clown the most? Woop woop
>>41125953>homestuck would have been better if it was ponies instead of trolls and if it had ended after [S] cascadeHow would the main six even deal with Jack
>>41128693You think I don't have the time?Go on, explain the rich lattice of ideas supporting your stance. Show just what's in your mind.
>>41128690oh nigger...
>>41128716they wouldn't really have to, per se, because they wouldn't be prototyping a First Guardian. they'd just have to deal with regular old stabby jack.for Derse dreamers, you'd have Twilight, Applejack, and Fluttershy. i reckon Twi on her own is more than enough to deal with him, but Applejack could fend him off too. Fluttershy, i could see her somehow befriending Jack like Karkat did.
>>41128716>>41128928>they wouldn't be prototyping a First Guardianwhat if Discord got prototyped?
Howdy, partner!What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses. Plus late night pink antics.Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:~~~~~>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41124642>Ember"Spike"'Tiempo'~~>Gimme."No.">As your dragon princess I command you!"As the one who serves the one true princess, I rebuke you.">I don't even know what that means!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41128035Everyone looking like a jerk but being a bro
>>41128035>"She's trying to figure out internals."Ain't nothin' there
>>41128440Goddamn standards and practices
>>41128730Hiding all the horse parts for themselves, I bet!
It was stream #17 when we started FiM back in May of last year. Now, it's finally ending. I mostly covered what I think of season 9 during the streams, and my opinion really doesn't differ from the general consensus. The facial animations look pretty awful, but overall a better experience compared to season 8. The episodes aren't primarily focused on the Y6 and Friendship school, which I'm thankful for. Well, let's see how they decided end this series. We've still got a bit of EqG to get through, then we're going to end things off with Rainbow Roadtrip, before moving on to Kino Life. Yes finally, we'll get to watch :aerobics: after slogging through all this. Be sure to spam the intro once we do 0c0Monday 6 - 8pm EDTPrevious Thread: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41111968/#q41111968Stream Archive: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1F67WkTedozA2zWPCv3BEVBm2f3f_tu8rStream: https://pomf2.lain.la/f/ewz4eb6.txtEpisodes:S09E21: Daring Doubt: https://youtu.be/ZJvwMlx9d28S09E22: Growing Up is Hard to Do: https://youtu.be/fyYiJTDvueES09E23: The Big Mac Question: https://youtu.be/cmi6V3ntMJ0S09E24: The Ending of the End (Part 1): https://youtu.be/5khz9W1m1-UComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>Spoonfeed me. What's this thread about?This thread typically consists of Anon gone filly, as he's thrust into a new life as a cute little pony.>What's to be expected?Fillies, cuteness, Anon-tier shenanigans, bitchy Twilight, desires to be the little filly, etc..>Any archive of photos or stories?Dropbox (Photos):https://www.dropbox.com/sh/h46ituoalc71wp9/AACmTe3H8s10ArK3-5Q_3juqa?dl=0Stories:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BP6aPchH3lGIRdzd78IWykMCXuKLrNABi6bxZGVTy9c/edit>I'm a contributor.Great! For writers, just notify ̶A̶l̶l̶ ̶N̶i̶g̶h̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶F̶g̶t̶ Lone15, so you can have your green added to the Doc. For artists, animators, or any other content makers, you can store your fillies in the Dropbox for future viewing pleasure.Some especially based faggot also recently compiled nearly every filly image ever created, which you can check out here: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1AowOdwFzlbRk0FVZsRGRYe2hyKhzo2h3?usp=sharingComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41127966qt
>>41127283>>41127966Loudest reescrees on the fucking planet
Filly making wise financial decisions
>>41128332Filly wants practice for her forklift license exam
>>41128332She's filly, not mare. Filly must play.
>Oh my is that you darling? You look like you haven't aged a day. Me? Oh I'm just toiling away at my boutique these days. I have Sassy and Coco to take care of my other boutiques but they rarely visit. Sweetie Belle hardly visits either and my friends and I are growing more apart as the years go by. Its getting so lonely up here. So very, very cold and lonely with nopony to talk to and share the warmth of my home and heart with...
>>41128462Females literally don't have to do any work at this.
>>41128462If you're buried in your career such that you can't visit people, then you don't have time for the people you fantasize about visits from anyway. If work you put every waking minute into doesn't fulfill your needs as a person, you shouldn't be putting your every waking minute into it. You can make time to take a shit. You should treat your other needs the same way. The other options are to self-torture and then make it other people's problem, or just suffer until you die.
>>41126357>>41126726>>41126999>>41127962>>41128779You're just jealous of successful, strong and independent mares.When you wagecucked and wasted time with you POOR family, Rarity created designer clothes would last generations
>>41126819Beauty, obviously. Rarity's entire thing is her ability to to draw out the beauty hidden inside other ponies, which is represented by her gaining her Cutie Mark via cracking a rock open to unearth the gems that dwelt within it.I imagine she wouldn't be particularly powerful as an alicorn, but would absolutely excel as a ruler due to her ability to find hidden talents amongst her subjects to delegate her duties to
>>41126819Debauchery
Hasbro made a poniefied version of a deaded kid. I have high (degenerate) expectation from the community... do not disappoint.Story: https://www.29news.com/2024/05/23/family-gifted-my-little-pony-doll-honor-daughters-memory/
>>41127094>Hiding your style because I'm afraidAnd this is the epitome of faggotry. I'm also tempted to prompt if >>41126829 would do a damn thing.I'm willing to pay any artist to make porn of her, blank check, I don't care, I have money, even if it's $100.
>>41128647Who gives a fuck about family members and what they think. We're adults, fuck them, you can be the degenerate you always wanted to be the society hates.
>>41128823you're interesting me, anon. do you know _exactly_ what pose and context you want with that poor filly?
>>41128861Finally! How can we talk? Messenger or Discord?
>>41128897darkdoomer#0000>>41128158Yeah this is normie tier, he could do better.
"You will become sluttier! You WILL become sluttier!"Check out our new slutty story archive!https://ponepaste.org/6295Previous Slutterfuge: >>40864233
>>41127427I love that sexy dress
>>41127427>that clinginess conforming to her buttcheeksI'm getting hard...
>>41106870Ywnbaw pics?
>>41127427>"Anonymous, can I ask you a question about my dress?""Oh, sure thing Maud. What's up?">You were going to a dinner with Pinkie Pie as her guest along with her sisters.>As you look up at her, you notice her knock out body.>She normally keeps it hidden away under baggy or frumpy clothes."Wow, you look incredible. I honestly feel underdressed now.">"Thank you. But you may be overdressed compared to me in a way. And that will depend on how you answer my question.">She says with a straight face but a hint of a blush on her face."What do you mean?">She turns and shows you her back.>"Is my bra strap showing?""Uh... uh, no.">Which makes you wonder."Wait, how is your bra not showing?"Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41128548Unf
The cutest mare!! the most snowpity!! I love her! I love her! I love her!
>>41128037rainbowshine by nature of her majestic wysteria coat would probably be a huge fan of Wild Berry Skittles!! Their more mellow flavour matches her personality well! I love her!
>>41128261Would she ever boil them and spray the liquid with deodorant?
>>41128267Yes. With tuna juice as well to accentuate the snowpituous flavor.
>>41128267WTF? You can make deodorant out of Skittles?
>>41128284>enter room>see this>room smells like tuna juice
/bfed/ - Banned from Equestria (Daily) - Not ths shit again edition (202406)Discussion regarding Banned from Equestria (Daily) by Pokehidden, aswell as the community efforts surrounding the game and concept.Banned from Equestria (Daily) is a point-and-click clop game where the objective is to get with as many mares (and stallions) as you can in the span of three days.BFED Player (Ruffle) - https://bfed.ga/Translation Repository - https://explore.transifex.com/testt57y56h56u/bfed2/Translation Mirror - https://notabug.org/BlackCat/BFED-TranslationPrevious efforts included engine re-writes aswell as original stories made in the style of BFED.Feel free to post drawings, tips for the original game, ideas of new games, or whatever BFED related.The goal of this is to be some kind of monthly threads. Like, post as you please, but don't bump endlessly.O will try to make a thread at the begining of each month to share progress about the projects and give a place to talk about this game.Check anchor post for resources related to BFED.
>>41128163most likely, think pokehidden could make a surprise appearance like tiarawhy in that one thread?
>>41128201I see Tiarawhy constantly. But Pokehidden doesn't lurk at all, that one time when he visited because his friend told about our threads.
>>41128241meh then yeah don’t really see this thread progressing without…….well progress towards something.
>>41128250Well, just give a hand then.Check the translation maybe if you know an other language.Or map the original game to help the recreation projects.Idk, there is work to do.
Silly mare edition.Previous thread: >>41052303Fauster's Story Archive: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1XiJRe1NWl_kIoWsHssZ27BMV7bZAe1jgX59-dWggYkA/Uh-hmmm's Prompt Archives:https://ponepaste.org/1046Have a broken Pastebin link? Replace pastebin.com with poneb.inRemember:not to save anything of value on Pastebinignore all attempts at early new threadsignore new threads by the cheerimac posterkeep your thick, colty mare (or mares) perpetually pregnant and give 'em the licc
>>41128812Inshallah
I would a centrist mare.
>>41128427This is good. Not the "nohooves is shit, therefore hooves good" even though it's true shit, either. Objectively good. Equestrians wildly overestimating just how wild the Earthen biosphere is and suddenly having trouble opens up a lane for a more equal footing for humans and ponies rather than a bunch of mary sues showing up and going "lol you're all our property now". There's room for conflict, drama, character growth, and so on.In other words, there's room for a story, something the other prompt doesn't actually have (which is why not a single one of those humanized ponies prompts ever went everywhere).In other words, good work. Just dropping some encouragement instead of reading and not even leaving a (You) like I sometimes do. Trying to be better about that.>>41128175>Every human immediately feels inadequate in every way (dick size included) when they see earth "ponies">Humanearthmares BTFO'd
>>41128863Centrism for the fucking win, fuck the leftrightoids.
>>41128867>Dick size included Hey, most mares are just happy to see a dick
Rainbowshine deserves to… NOT have her mane brushed!!!!
>>41128157Because it’s naturally soft and silky!
>>41128157Why not?
wtf brush the pony you monster
The mare lies on the ground, crying, her mane made a tangled muddied mess by the wind and the snow and the sleet and the rain, she’s running her hooves against her coat, she’s desperately trying to smooth it out but it’s not working, she can’t smooth it out, not without your help, anon, why is that? why aren’t you helping?
>>41128515I only have a horse hair brush. What will the ponies do when they find out what my brush is made from!?
