Howdy, partner!What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses. Plus late night pink antics.Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:~~~~~>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41127255>'I like being in Dashie's hole...'Oh myyyy
>>41124642>Ember"Spike"'Tiempo'~~>Gimme."No.">As your dragon princess I command you!"As the one who serves the one true princess, I rebuke you.">I don't even know what that means!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41128035Everyone looking like a jerk but being a bro
>>41128035>"She's trying to figure out internals."Ain't nothin' there
>>41128440Goddamn standards and practices
>You are Ardent Mind, an experienced caravan guard and a senior team leader of Steady Stride Caravan Guard Company>Your job is to escort ponies across the Badlands and beyond to the new colonies in the Mysterious South, fighting Changelings, Diamond Dogs, giant lizards and other dangerous wildlife found in The Badlands and the lands beyond>Most recently you were hired by the Equestrian Rehoming Project, an organization responsible for managing and encouraging immigration to Equestria’s new colonies>Your job is to escort and protect one of the Project’s heads, her entourage, and a large number of settlers, fifty ponies in all, all the way from the city of Appleloosa to New Ponyville in the southern colonies>The job has been rougher than normal but the excitement reached a crescendo just a few days ago when Diamond Dogs trapped your group within a canyon, leading you to take shelter in a newly excavated ancient Dog temple>After a costly battle in the temple you were forced to take a metaphorical leap of faith, leading you and your remaining clients to find yourselves trapped in an underground Diamond Dog city>Now you and your team of caravan guards must find a way to escape the city with as many settlers you canLast session ended with you speaking to Drift, an earth pony slave about ways to escape the Dog city, as well as details surrounding the upcoming slave auction.(Characters: https://pastebin.com/PqtD6vYH)Previous Threads: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40650158/https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40794550/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41128240Who knows maybe they're in on the smuggling ring as well for now we should wait for them to leave see what develops next, but if they are not gone within one hour we move in and knock them out.
>>41128299“For now we should wait for them to leave and see what develops next. Who knows? Maybe they're in on the smuggling ring as well. We’ll just have to be patient but if they are not gone within one hour we move in and knock them out.”>Downburst nods and steps back from the stairs, finding a corner of the room from which he could ambush anyone who comes down the steps>Time drags as you wait for anything to happen>You keep your Earth Sight up to watch the Dogs, who all remain in their positions more or less>Downburst has to fight back a yawn a couple times as you wait as well but he reassures you that he has enough energy for the rest of the mission>As you wait in silence you are suddenly surprised by a ringing in your ears>You whip your head around looking for the source of the noise only to realize that it’s your alarm spell going off>Thankfully only you can hear the alarm[Input Needed]
>>41128651Shit. How far away are we from where we cast alarm? If we can get there quick we definitely should, that secret room might definitely be the smuggler's doing.
>>41128676>You quickly calculate how long it will take to reach where you placed the alarm and come to the conclusion that it’ll take over an hour sneaking through the catacombs to reach but a sprinting pony could reach it in a little over twenty minutes>”Everything alright?” Downbursts asks>Though it’s completely unintentional you must be making some kind of facial expression to tip off the stallion that something was going on“There’s something going on back where I placed the alarm. Probably smugglers if I had to guess.”>”We should both go there then, right? Or should only one of us go while the other stays here?”[Input Needed]
>>41128711Splitting up isn't a good idea when we're already outnumbered.Honestly staking out that place would've been a better plan to begin with, oh well. Let's both get there, go fast but use basic earth sight occasionally to see any guards ahead.
Welcome friends, ITT:We make and share pony art, with absolutely no pressure to deliver anything that's technically good (besides having ponies in it, which makes it good by default)Make something, share what you've done, and give feedback and motivation to help us all keep improving and creating!This thread's focus is art, but beginner or low effort content of any kind is welcome here. If you do want to post about something else like music, gamedev, or crafts, though, just note that you may find better help and feedback posting it in the /create/ threadAre you an experienced artist? Leave some tips, feedback, guides, or tutorials, they're well appreciated here!Guides, tutorials and resources! Start here!https://mares.horse/balehttps://ponepaste.org/8268Draw with other /bale/ anons!https://magma.com/invite/DXPPI_ZGComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41128079Great job
Something's a bit off about this mare...
>>41115204That pony in the top-left is cool-looking and kinda freaky.>>41115712RIP Anon’s spine, Twilight is heavy.>>41116351Ain’t she the sweetest? >>41118210Nice paneling.
Bit O' Mercmare>>41125479sneezy amre>>41126226Starshine, Twinkle Trot, Bright Eyes, Comet Trail, Cosmic Carnation, KonpeitoCute starry-eyed pone. I'm a sucker for black/dark gray mares.
Is it true the mares in /bale/ are free, and you can take them home?
Hi there, ladies and gentlemen.I recently started working on an update to a certain totally not /mlp/ related radio station.Turns out, the new system can run more than a single stream. Figured why not have some fun.I want (You)>YES, (You)!to become a radio DJ for the station! Only if you want, that is.>What does that entail?Upload some music to the server, add it to a playlist and have me schedule it to play.You can also have live broadcasts if you want to have something podcast like or want to do live DJ mixing.We can schedule those in. Maybe some bogus newscasts might be funny>I don't want to be a DJ, faggotMaybe help come up with a better name than /mlpfm/ or a logo or some shit if you want.Or maybe discuss in here what you want to hear/see out of it.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Is anyone able to get the playlist for horse radio? Clicking on "here" in "Our playlist can be found here" never finishes loading.
Tuned in while working on assembling my moped. Good times.
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>>41128141
Previous thread: >>40845538Archive Link:- https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40845538/>What is this thread about?This thread revolves around stories about ponies getting bathed and pet.>Can you elaborate more?Sure! SPG (Slave Pony General) is mostly about characters dealing with the actual implications of the horrifying thing that is chattel slavery. It's more looking at how people with modern sensibilities deal with the ownership of another sentient being, and how most people aren't total cunts.Are you new and want to write your own story but have no previous experience?Check out these guides:https://poneb.in/V1ujiyJthttps://poneb.in/bnMmZ2T3https://poneb.in/g4VpEg4f (clop specific)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41125851Make your poner take a bath.Lazy ponies still need to wash.
>>41125851There is no proof corrective rape is an effective form of teaching, but boy is it sure fun.
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Another day, another bug thread! We hit the bump limit on the last one, let's keep going /bug/ brosHere in /bug/ we over-feed Queen Chrysalis, go on noir detective styled adventures with changelings, and pretending gaylings don't exist. (It doesn't work.)Some old links:Old Hive Directory: https://ponepaste.org/4223Very Old /bug/ Pastebin: https://poneb.in/PjB4LKgdBuggyCYOA archive: https://ponepaste.org/4086I'll get to working making a new Pastebin directory but in the meantime, post your favorite bug stories, art, and appreciation to the thread!
>>41127357Bah, how hard could it be?
>>41128020You fool.
>>41128033There's at least 19 there
>>41128020>>41128033man i would die unbelievably fast if i had to deal with like one baby changeling
>>41128710How so?
Fine Dining EditionITT we talk about stallions (and other non-pony males) and R63 versions of mares.Last thread: >>41004820
>>41128499So homopeople cringe from the prideshit as well?
>>41128516I fucking despise lgbt and pride shit.t. flaming homo
>>41128514I am thinking that you need to go back instead.
>>41128525Saying that isn't going to save you from the firing squad.
>>41128525Wtf based faggots exist?
I'm losing my edge... (but I was there) EditionAll Dazzling lovers are welcome. It doesn't matter if you're an Adagio, Aria or Sonatafag, let's all join in one place. Post anything of the Dazzlings: drawings, discussions, stories, fetishes, re-edits, gifs, re-made songs (written or, if you had the guts to, sung), anything you like. Come here and show that you're under their spell!Archives (green, thread, plus downloads): https://dazzlefan.club/Guides for Aspiring Writers:https://ponepaste.org/1661https://ponepaste.org/1659https://ponepaste.org/1658Art Compilation:https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2cryg0c1bk3v92s/AABPY1McXUInkwm3xrO5116ca?dl=0Steam group:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41125442Love traditional art Dazzles.
>>41100126>>41118122>>41123924Are these the same artist? Or is the weenie hat a meme I am unaware of?
Full res -->https://derpibooru.org/images/3376125?q=my%3Awatched
Quick rundown>We're making an anthology made up of a compilation of short pony clips.>No need to be high quality and flashy, but of course if you want to make something more ambitious like an animation please go ahead.>There is no need to volunteer to do the final editing. I can handle that myself. Thank you.How do I contribute?>Make pony related clips! It can be a PMV, YTP, Animation, or whatever.>Please render them in 1920x1080 resolution, 29.97 OR 23.976 FPS, and using progressive scanning.>Upload them to your preferred file hosting site and post them here with a title and the sources used or what it is parodying.Deadline?June 21st 11:59 PM PSTIf you have a high quality submission that you don’t want leaked to the internet early, please email to the address provided below. Submissions through the email will still be added to the spreadsheet.Email: ZWRpdGFub25tbHBAcHJvdG9uLm1lComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41127695https://files.catbox.moe/fq59y1.mp4https://mlp.fandom.com/wiki/Mane_SmelodyLittle Dark Age https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETEg-SB01QYhttps://www.tiktok.com/@memes_sound_box/video/7236439672807869723?lang=en
>>41127963Sorry Anon, no.
>>41127963Do G%niggers really
>>41127823You don't even have any clips.
Bump for more clips/drama/whatever. Times running short, anons.
Gaba GHOULS edition.!Fallout Equestria, a story that bleeds two franchises together to build something magical. On one side, you have death, destruction, decay, and misery - on the other, you have ponies. Doesn't sound like it should mix? You'd be surprised. When the world around you is wasteland, all you're left with is hope, and as we all know, ponies can do spectacular things with just a little hope.Read Fallout Equestria by Kkat to appreciate the setting that many writers have then lent upon after being so captivated by the wonders.The original story which spawned its own fandom can be found here: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/119190/These next four stories comprise the rest of what is considered "the big 5", alongside the original. They were biggest hitters early in the fandom, be it for having started before many others, their length, or overall quality.>Project Horizons:https://www.fimfiction.net/story/208056/>Pink Eyes:https://www.fimfiction.net/story/931/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41127062Nah dawg. The vibes are off. Shackles needs to be fat and ugly.
>>41128390Based on the descriptions, I imagine he looks kind of like a British person. Pic related.
>>41127062I'm not sure whether this is R63 or not.
>>41091125No, not at all. Prior knowledge of fallout will only let you recognise all the things the author is taking from fallout and turning into ponies, but that isn't necessary to enjoy the work (arguably it even gets in the way).
A quest about finding a way out of a cursed forest and defeat wicked beasts to help your companions.>Previous thread: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40996849/>Previous threads but it’s a paste: https://ponepaste.org/9167
>>41126954Hunt with Black fang!
>>41126954I wonder if she'd be upset if we bring the others to the brink of godhood before sending her over the edge?
>>41126954Honestly, Black Fang’s whole "we live in a society" and "the weak should fear the strong" spiel is pretty cringeworthy. She's basically advocating for anarchy. Sure, a life of unshackled lawlessness might suit her just fine, but how many ponies are truly willing to give up the stable, steady life she so derides?She waxes poetic about giving ponies absolute freedom, but in truth, she's just another tyrant wanting to impose her vision of the world upon the masses.>>41127031>>41127257>>41127391>>41127519At least the verbal diarrhea makes it easy to tell your posts apart from others.
>>41126954What's that on her cutie mark, a syrinx made of teeth?
>>41128426>we live in a societyEh, that quote is more making fun of the fact that that movie just pointed at a problem without a source or a solution. At least Black Fang identified what she thinks is the issue and proposes a form of a solution. >the weak should fear the strongHer goal of wanting the poor, weak, and starving ponies to thrive doesn't line up with that. It could be fully argued that she's inadvertently heading down that path, but to say that's her spiel is uncharitable.Yes, it's possible that she's heading down a troubled path if she doesn't course correct, but it's funner to try to fix that. And if not? Well, at least it'll be fun to finally be a villain, which we already kinda are with how unfaithful we are.>>41128426>At least the verbal diarrhea makes it easy to tell your posts apart from others.Agreed, and the signs are obvious. Again, for their sake, hoping they're not that retarded.
Silly mare edition.Previous thread: >>41052303Fauster's Story Archive: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1XiJRe1NWl_kIoWsHssZ27BMV7bZAe1jgX59-dWggYkA/Uh-hmmm's Prompt Archives:https://ponepaste.org/1046Have a broken Pastebin link? Replace pastebin.com with poneb.inRemember:not to save anything of value on Pastebinignore all attempts at early new threadsignore new threads by the cheerimac posterkeep your thick, colty mare (or mares) perpetually pregnant and give 'em the licc
>>41127588i'm just gonna pretend they were ponies the whole time and spitball off that>be iowanon>like most iowans you were aware of what had been happening, but were content to wait patiently for the lizardnigger's demise>you were all pleasantly surprised that the elder corn lords' prediction was fulfilled a few decades early, if markedly confused as to the method of the lizard's downfall>nobody expected magic, technicolor equines to do the job (except that one faggot in the betting pool who is now insufferably smug)>but as usual you and your fellow iowans were content to watch and wait to see what would happen next>you were interested when the winged horses started appearing en-masse to the midwest with wierd machinery>your neighbor had told you they were weathermares and were trying to get the climate more domesticated>if the serendipitous severe storm was anything to go by mother nature was not taking kindly to the new interlopers trying to rein her inhttps://youtu.be/R_ZDVYzIhgc?si=HT4R65_C5SlQXD0b>you were currently sitting on your porch watching the twister roll by a few miles out. the mares, bless their heart, were trying to wrangle the beast, but if you were calling the shots when the vortex has vortexes it'd be time to wave the white flag>one of the mares is yelling at you in her wierd horse language and broken english. you think she wants you to take cover in your house considering she's pointing at your door>you just sit there sipping your soda watching the twister, the pegasi trying to wrangle it, and the increasingly frustrated mare in front of you>it's just a little rain and wind. it's not even coming your way.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41128420Plenty of other places in this godforsaken fandom that worship them.
>>41128420To be fair, modern-ish liberal=deranged man hating commies women, do suck in more ways than one.
>>41128479>>41128675Move to Saudi Arabia then, conservatard.
>>41128219Need. I want random mares to cuddle up next to me on the park bench. I want the average greeting to be a hug and a quick nuzzle. I want brushing and basic grooming to be common while having a conversation. I want mares to climb into my bed while I'm asleep because no-one should sleep alone.
I'm continuing posting Russian-speaking artists. I guess people don't care that much about it, but I still want to finish.Check the last thread: >>41100554
SunnyWay
Jewellier
StDeadRa
>>41128330He's on VK and speaks Russian.
nevobaster
Usual OP is still at vacation editionThe pic that started it all: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/post/37443253/https://desuarchive.org/mlp/post/37447036/Previous Thread: >>40939160Alternative thread: https://nhnb.org/fim/res/2295.htmlArchive of snowpony thread art: https://mega.nz/folder/0okEHKxS#8FIy3EQUHM-XluGvV7knIgArchive of snowpony-related musics: https://ponepaste.org/5819On the boorus, the snowpony tag ended up being "snowpony (species)" or "taiga pony">What is a snowpity?https://snowpity.com/>What are snowponies?Lore dumps for the newfagsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41126543>You like Pine Ponder, don't you anon?Most anons do, and I am one of them, yes.
>>41128703um, ackshually, individual horses are equal to somewhere between 3 and 7 horsepower
We have a thread for fillies, but what about colts?
>>41127549The colt you love.
>>41128252Hello Jenny. No one cares about your idpol nonsense.
>>41128266you reminded me of crackle pop
>>41128252That doesn't seem to relate to the question about griffin behavior.
