"Can't you fucking read, Anon? You're not welcome at this establishment"
>>41088896Fine, I'll take my bits to Filly Funzone
that's oneyng
>>41088896Based IWTCIRD shirt
>>41089137bullshit. if it were, he'd drop subtle hints on Oney Plays. If anything, Psychicpebbles drops more pony dogwhistles
>>41088903irrefutable proof
Hat drop editionOLD THREAD: >>41074928Pony maps, sprays, and micspam!Reskinned vanilla maps (with mares) by our very own anons!Come relive the heyday of pony TF2 with your friends from /mlp/!Visit our official website to check out the server info from your browser: https://mlp.tf/If you'd like a custom icon on the mlp.tf scoreboard, post your Steam ID and attach your desired icon in the thread.>Server infoServer IP: tf2.15.ai OR 74.91.123.131:27015Password: check filenameSteam group: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/mlptf2_Map downloads (extract the .bz2 file, then place the .bsp file in /tf/download/maps): http://mlp.site.nfoservers.com/server/maps/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41088920A couple years ago a pyro reflected a rescue ranger shot back at me, pinning me to the wall.
>>41087343>sleezus doesn't even draw that connection>you dohow is plain rent free for anyone except YOU here?
>>41089575Sleezus literally admitted it in chat though kek, bad timing on your end
>>41088488Has he ever tried playing with pyro bots that attack to practice using the Spy-Cicle?
>>41088920I think it was when someone else on the server was cheating and saw through my cloak. He only played for one night and we have never seen him since.
>"What's the matter darling? You're looking a little red."
>>41086202It does excite me for some reason as well
>>41088015Yuge!
>>41088015first is already too big
bump tits
Y'all are lazy fags editionPrevious thread: >>41015697Fauster's Story Archive: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1XiJRe1NWl_kIoWsHssZ27BMV7bZAe1jgX59-dWggYkA/Uh-hmmm's Prompt Archives:https://ponepaste.org/1046Have a broken Pastebin link? Replace pastebin.com with poneb.inRemember:not to save anything of value on Pastebinignore all attempts at early new threadsignore new threads by the cheerimac posterkeep your thick, colty mare (or mares) perpetually pregnant and give 'em the licc
>>41089026She'd rush you to the hospital to check for injuries. Once the horse doctor assures her that your okay she would chew you out for doing something so reckless and self destructive. And then ban you from daytrading because that's a mare's job.
>>41087202I would drive my mare car everywhere.Just imagine her tooting her little horn all the time. >"Come on, Anon," she'd say from outside. "Let's go for a drive while it's nice and sunny out!">"Can you buy me a car wash today? What, you're going to hand wash me when we get back? Yahoo!">"I love being your car, Anon!">"Can you buy me those fuzzy dice? I want to add them to my collection, and you know I like flames!"I'd be good to my mare car, bros
>>41089099>>41089147>>41089148Thanks fellas.
>>41089026>day trading>depressed you didn't win bigmares would try to help you with your gambling problems
>Nobel titles are given to the eldest mares in a family, after the parents die.>Some powerful Nobel family adopts Anon because he has powerful magic as a child, this family also is sterile and has no children.>A bunch of mares try and get with Anon so they can marry him and live a life of luxury.>Twilights mom tell Twilight to befriend Anon and try and romance him.>the Attempt fails but they become freinds, and after twilight gives up on trying to win the heart of Anon, because mom told her to they fall in love.>a bunch of stuff happens where both are worried the other does not really love the other.>Anon freaks out and uses his magic to fix his parents and tries convinces them to have a child so he does not have to worry about Twilights love being fake.
Gen 5 (My Little Pony: A New Generation) Make Your Mark series has begun on Netflix, and there's still the movie as well!Tell Your Tale episode playlisthttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUnS6VWqJBaZqq_emLdwdCwU7O7RDEyxWPony Life:https://mega.nz/folder/Ji5VkAwY#BYzHARWDjj-djo8e4WTsnQYouTube Playlist of pony shortshttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNXV9Mb7egjF3LS1ZJYqDdI6JNzFM3o7oMy Little Pony: The Manga - A Day in the Life of Equestria, Vol. 1Download link https://www.mediafire.com/file/j76lgbbq1nibrrj/MLP_The_Manga_Vol_1_HD.rar/fileGet a physical copy https://sevenseasentertainment.com/books/my-little-pony-the-manga-a-day-in-the-life-of-equestria-vol-1/My Little Pony: The Manga - A Day in the Life of Equestria Vol. 2Download linkComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41088806
I'm going to do a thing.
>>41088912
BANGBANGBANGBANG*>Hey, anon! I’m back!>Thanks for taking care of my egg for me! Not gonna lie, I kinda, completely lost track of time and forgot all about the time I laid that, haha. Sorry.>Until today! I was over at Applejack’s, right? I was watching her pull eggs out her chickens assholes by hoof, like she always does, and then I’m like, “I wonder what it would be like to lay one of those?”>And then I was all like, “Wait a minute, Rainbow, you spastic retard! You DID lay one of those! You asked anon to take care of it, remember???”>And then I flew over to your place as fast as I could!!! And then I headbutted the door a bunch of times!!!! Like this!!!*BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGCRASH*>rainbow smashes her head clean through the door you were already holding open>Whoops, my bad, haha. Now about that egg! Where is the little fella? Didja remember to keep him warm?
They don't call her a birdhorse for any reason.
>>41085172Why is canon dashie so boring? We could have another pinkie who is also fast and has half the IQ
>>41088131She would be slow, but fast.
>>41088730Fast Slowmare
Previous thread: >>40924082To join add 51.81.49.44 to your Favorites in Multiplayer > Legacy Browser. Password: >filename.To start a gamemode/map change type rtv in chat.To see server specific commands enter !commands in chat on the server.To watch videos with Media Player use Gmod's 64-bit version. Enable it from the Betas tab in the game's Properties on Steam.Addon lists: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2816159002Server status: https://www.battlemetrics.com/servers/gmod/24205952 or https://www.gametracker.com/server_info/51.81.49.44:27015/Recommended content packs: HL1:S, Episode 1/2, TF2 content and CS:S content+maps. Download content packs from: https://gmodcontent.com/ or https://kajar9.wixsite.com/cscheater2/downloads (use MEGA links)Turbonewfag guide: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2614222717LINUX Guide: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3034844276PAC3/PPM2 collections and other user content: https://ponepaste.org/7931Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
WE ON DEATHRUN ZIGGAS
why did you leave?
Please come on Gmares.
3 in the elevator!
4(5) in elevator, but one is stuck in walls?
unofficial thread I guess, but it's been almost a month since the last one died and almost two weeks since OP said he'd make a new one. Con is less than two months away and I (and probably others too) need to start planning stuff and talking to people about things. Copypasta below>What is /mlp/ con?Together we're going to organize an online convention by and for /mlp/It will focus on: 1) the show, 2) /mlp/, and 3) the fandomCheck out some of our events from 2023 that are linked from this site: https://mlpcon.online/schedule.html>When is it?June 28-30 2024>How will the con be held?Special events in this thread or othersLive streams on YouTube, Picarto, or private streaming platforms, broadcast via CyTubePre-recorded videos made for the con viewed on CyTubeDuring the con, most activity and interaction will occur on the con thread and/or CyTubeComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41087688why
>9
>>41088201Because they hate /mlp/, they hate fim, they hate the con and they want to do it harm in this way.
>>41088030>>41088201>>41088657I genuinely don't wanna believe these posts were made by humans
>>41089126I know mine was.
Dazzle on Me EditionAll Dazzling lovers are welcome. It doesn't matter if you're an Adagio, Aria or Sonatafag, let's all join in one place. Post anything of the Dazzlings: drawings, discussions, stories, fetishes, re-edits, gifs, re-made songs (written or, if you had the guts to, sung), anything you like. Come here and show that you're under their spell!Archives (green, thread, plus downloads): https://dazzlefan.club/Guides for Aspiring Writers:https://ponepaste.org/1661https://ponepaste.org/1659https://ponepaste.org/1658Art Compilation:https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2cryg0c1bk3v92s/AABPY1McXUInkwm3xrO5116ca?dl=0Steam group:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41084511She’s got like action figure legs that you can just bend all the way up.
>>41086008I like the transparent material. It reminds me of their fin-wing things.
>>41088549heart attack
>>41088549Aww...
Groping for apples EditionLast drop https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40980735/Archived threads:https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/subject/%2Fjdb%2F/
>>41086732>ywn molest lolis with Pinkie GFFeels badman
>>41089068>ywn be molested by lolis with your Pinkie gf
>>41089602that's a darlin lil bloom. i wanna take her to the dance
Kneel to actual future ruler of Pegasi.Our tomboy rebel princess. Zipp and Zippchad general. Pipp welcome.Cont. from >>40950818 and >>40927179AI anon, grant us more Zipps.
>>41086386I don't like gnomes for their half-ogre experiments
>11
Would Zipp get a piercing?
>>41088736Only if her mom makes her so she can wear some fancy earrings at some royal event.
>>41088736that pin just made me realize zipp is tranny colors
golly on the 'logwhat is she posting
>>41088034Cyborg Golly.
>>41085535
>>41089163Would she work in G5? Could she save it?
Howdy, partner!What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses. Plus late night pink antics.Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:~~~~~>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41088581Time spells have to exist
>>41087352INTO THE WIKI IT GOES!And before anyone asks the Faust pics we’re already in the wiki for a bit
>>41088581>Celestia"AJ"~~>What's she asking for?"She wants to make drinks.">What's wrong with that? I could use a drink, this battle made me thirsty."Alcoholic drinks.">DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT-Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41089060>Filthy Rick "Silver Spoon"~~~>You know, I have a liquor license."I NEED YOU!">As a business partner, right?"...">Right?
>>41089319>RickUh
Please share this - it has been offline for days:[Loyaldk] My Little Pony 4K Upscalemagnet:?xt=urn:btih:73605190116277ddda6bc24ee91c08a2af27a7e2&dn=%5BLoyaldk%5D%20My%20Little%20Pony%204K%20Upscaleand this which is also offline:4chan /mlp/ full imagesmagnet:?xt=urn:btih:9671fb0855c7931fe98f03f7612c18010fb10121&dn=4chan-mlpI hope that the right people see this thread so I can download the files I have missing for those torrents. In the meantime I will dump/bump with some images (+metadata) not found in searches.
Deleted images+post with image ITT:- obese ponies >>41084648 >>41083372- low-detail cartoon ass (eqg) >>41084636Surprised that that "butt image" was deleted, even more surprised that those obese g4 pony images were deleted. Will probably remember this when making future posts.>>41089497Downloading those *.booru.org subdomains because booru.org is shutting down (Ponybooru isn't):>>41083223>>41087393
>>41089497>desuwordfilter:t b h -> d e s ut b h withoutspace:desu>MLP-relatedAlso this one, which has been around since 2012:https://web.archive.org/web/20120505171854/http://thebronybase.booru.org/If not linked on the homepage, custom counter images are not linked/embedded anywhere on the site, like picrel which wasn't in WBM before right now:https://thebronybase.booru.org/counter/2.gif
>>41089542>The Brony BaseUses the same counter images as pbooru:https://web.archive.org/web/20161121104133/http://pbooru.com/This commented-on 2012-03 image is from https://thebronybase.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4421 and it's not in Derp'u.
>>41078275>image"Canterlot is an Islamic city":https://twibooru.org/3230507>>41087548Additionally, it is sometimes an effort to type out a reply to someone. I can think of a conversation-focused post I could and likely do want to make ITT. Instead of making that "quality post", it is easier/funner to dump images and post about things that I wanted to post about or found easy to convey that information at the moment. I have a genuine interest in the posts, but I know some are easier to make than others.>>41089497>This GIF is https://s.4cdn.org/image/title/7.gif - see the tag "fistful of yen" in an MLP booruExample, K-On
>>41089469*no HTTP 503 errors so far
At the sight of this soft and weak looking faggot, it makes me (hairy man with a square jaw) want to plop him on the ground, pin him down with all my weight and fuck him mercilessly in his stallion ponut-pussy while he whimpers and begs me to stop with his feminine voice.
>>41089326it's still gay, but refusing to admit that makes it gayer
>>41089441Its not gay for me. I want want to watch his little clit bounce while I pound his tight ponut. And if her cum gets on me, ill have her lick it off. Besides, if her dick gets hard, ill suck it clean. Nothing gay here except you, faggot.Fuck, im so damn hard.
>>41089455Wanting to diminish the masculinity of a male is turbo gay, doesn't matter whether it's yourself or another.
>>41082726>>41084914>>41042274>>41071577Comet x Misty is the superior pairing!
>>41089597stop trolling me (I have 3/4 of those (you)s):'(
