>You are Ardent Mind, an experienced caravan guard and a senior team leader of Steady Stride Caravan Guard Company>Your job is to escort ponies across the Badlands and beyond to the new colonies in the Mysterious South, fighting Changelings, Diamond Dogs, giant lizards and other dangerous wildlife found in The Badlands and the lands beyond>Most recently you were hired by the Equestrian Rehoming Project, an organization responsible for managing and encouraging immigration to Equestria’s new colonies>Your job is to escort and protect one of the Project’s heads, her entourage, and a large number of settlers, fifty ponies in all, all the way from the city of Appleloosa to New Ponyville in the southern colonies>The job has been rougher than normal but the excitement reached a crescendo just a few days ago when Diamond Dogs trapped your group within a canyon, leading you to take shelter in a newly excavated ancient Dog temple>After a costly battle in the temple you were forced to take a metaphorical leap of faith, leading you and your remaining clients to find yourselves trapped in an underground Diamond Dog city>Now you and your team of caravan guards must find a way to escape the city with as many settlers you canLast session ended with you speaking to Drift, an earth pony slave about ways to escape the Dog city, as well as details surrounding the upcoming slave auction.(Characters: https://pastebin.com/PqtD6vYH)Previous Threads: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40650158/https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40794550/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>41128834Lets try hiding again, dunno if we need a stealth roll but ima do it just in case.
>>41128883Thanks for the preemptive roll. I am using the previous roll chart from when you last encountered him. I’ll consider adding the roll charts for stealth in the future.>You and Downburst quickly move into a nearby corridor>Stepping back from the intersection as you did last time you snuff out your lantern and wait for the Dog to pass>Your heart beasts in your chest, both from excreting yourself while running and from the excitement of hiding>Slowly the Dog’s footsteps draw closer before suddenly stopping just a few feet from the intersection>You strain your ears to hear what the Dog is doing and hear what sounds like sniffing>The Dog grunts before calling out in broken Equestrian>”I told you no clean here, pony. You no listen. Why?”>You and Downburst remain silent and you step back slowly>”Answer, slave. Or guards come with whip.”>The footsteps resume and turn the corner, approaching you>”I smell you, pony. No hide. You answer or guards come with whip.”>The stench of iron and wine assaults your nose as you feel hot breath on your faceComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41129092Probably have to subdue him. Do we have rope with us?
>>41129092Quick knock him out both you and downburst jump out and tackle him down to the ground in perfect sync and pound him as hard as you can to put him out of commission.
>>41129274I was thinking we tie him up and interrogate him first.
Which mare is most likely to have their hymen in tact?
>>41128890>implying tavi wouldn't ram her bow into that hole
>>41128850>no Woona, Coco, Marble, Lime, Nellie(kek) nor Derpwhat about the fillies?
>>41128745Rainbow Dash
>>41128745>in tact?>>41129160>>no Woona, Coco, Marble,Maybe.>Lime,Not musical, not tactful, not tactical.> Nellie(kek)She is squeezing Dr. Hooves>nor DerpMuffin?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41128850>Rarity and Vinyl are virgins while turboautist Maud and socially retarded Marble are notAhahaha
Filthy Claws EditionDiscuss vidya and play with fellow horsefuckers.Pony vidya, pony mods and related videogame discussion are also encouraged, any type or genre of videogame is welcome.If you want to play a certain game with /mlp/ don't hesitate to ask. People might just join and play with you. Don't be afraid to add each other. Who knows, maybe (You) will start up a new staple group?More importantly, have fun!Vidya's played last thread: Age of Empires 2 DE, Barotrauma, Deep Rock Galactic, Equestria at War, Golf With Your Friends, Minecraft, Megaspell, Left 4 Dead 2, Rust, Sven Coop, War ThunderVidya's played before: Black Ops 3 Zombies, Killing Floor 2, OpenTTD, PAYDAY 2, Project Zomboid, Satisfactory, SCP: Containment Breach Multiplayer, SRB2Kart, Tabletop Simulator, Terraria, Vintage Story.Previous thread: >>41038964
>>41127276never mind it's CE, I might check out CEu later if you're up for it anon. sorry for the slow response, got b8 for a day on another board.
>>41119546I'm in
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Does anyone play racing simulators? Does a good and cheap wheel exist or is the G29 the only option?
We have a thread for fillies, but what about colts?
>>41129052yeah it's old news. back in 2020 or something.good choice of booru, also this is the perfect representation of how a country becomes in debt. At least Celestia refuses - here politicians wants this. «We will need to tax everyone and enslave everyone through central banks»>>41129063i'm glad being a site assistant for ponerpics, there's always somethjing to do, etc from times to times, they're all equally great no matter people will always complain about a thing or two. Ironically the thing that brought me back into drawing ponies was getting banned from this shithole.wait back on the thread, I have a colt OC or two normally. Here's Klaus.
>>41129004bretty gud>>41129052TSP have a rageboner for Patachu, he thinks he's a hacker or something.>>41129090Hi Klaus!
Fillies problems in their foalhood>being cute>thinking about their cutiemark>being permanently on trend of what is the most popular thing right nowColts problem in their foalhood>captured by kike griffins>gelding>get captured by the local kike and being sent to gelding grottoBeing a colt is pretty hard
>/pol/shitWay to ruin a thread.
I'd request one or two or more by Darkdoomer/Bestfilly/SS, if you have suggestions drop em in!https://x.com/bestfilly/status/1796690240964370498
>>41128825I think he’s doing it for attention.
>>41128147Now draw her and Mezeltov comforting each other as they are outcast as social pariahs.
>>41129147hey good idea!
>>41128764Jesus, that's awesome!How much would it be for a pic like that of any OC?
>>41128764>>41128775>>41129042I got to post those on Derpi.
Name a better ship
I want this with Zipp kissing Pipp
>>41128661>SHPING
>>41128766Right in front of me the whole time, that's funny
Some nice Petalstorm in the AI thread right now.
>>41087407Any G4 ship
I'm losing my edge... (but I was there) EditionAll Dazzling lovers are welcome. It doesn't matter if you're an Adagio, Aria or Sonatafag, let's all join in one place. Post anything of the Dazzlings: drawings, discussions, stories, fetishes, re-edits, gifs, re-made songs (written or, if you had the guts to, sung), anything you like. Come here and show that you're under their spell!Archives (green, thread, plus downloads): https://dazzlefan.club/Guides for Aspiring Writers:https://ponepaste.org/1661https://ponepaste.org/1659https://ponepaste.org/1658Art Compilation:https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2cryg0c1bk3v92s/AABPY1McXUInkwm3xrO5116ca?dl=0Steam group:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41125442Love traditional art Dazzles.
>>41100126>>41118122>>41123924Are these the same artist? Or is the weenie hat a meme I am unaware of?
Full res -->https://derpibooru.org/images/3376125?q=my%3Awatched
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Tired of living a mareless existence, laying in bed contemplating the day you get isekai'd into Equestria?Well Fallen Oak has opened up the option to have a real mare of your very own (without having to adopt and go through the criminal background checks) by sponsoring a horse!By sponsoring a horse, they effectively become yours but stay at the rescue to be fed, looked after and cared for. It’s a way to have your own mare (or stallion), without having to own the land needed to keep them or being burdened with the responsibility of feeding them and cleaning out the stalls (unless you’d like to come and help with that)..Your sponsorship money will be used to cover the horse’s monthly financial needs including food, medication and hoof trims, and you’ll be able to have an input on any of the major decisions regarding your horse’s care. Sponsors also receive regular monthly updates on their special steed, with photos, a small lock of the mane or tail and the option to have a description & photo of you and your horse featured on the website. You can also come out to the rescue and spend some time with the horse and brush them, and for some horses you’ll even have the option to change their name.There’s also new rewards for all monthly sponsors and donors, with donor tiers from $1 all the way up to $1000 per month. Included in these perks are things like a subscription to the monthly Fallen Oak newsletter, having your name featured on the new website, signed photos of the horses and a whole host of other perks. Most importantly, all those who sign up for the $50+ per month tiers will get to register for Mare Day and the dinner with horses a full day early!Be sure to check out the brand new Fallen Oak website if you’re interested in becoming a horse sponsor or making a monthly donation to the rescue. https://fallenoak.org/sponsor/https://fallenoak.org/donor/Actual info comes only from these trips:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41128148As someone who works around horses almost every day they're definitely not as jumpy as you think. Their size is definitely intimidating at first, but you get over it pretty quick
>>41128148As with anything, it also depends on upbringing.There's a lot of people who separate foals from their mothers as soon as they can (without needing to use milk replacer). Leave them locked in a stall for most of the day and mostly take them out for riding, where they have no choice or freedom.Horses are timid by default, but after being raised like that, they are exceptionally timid and afraid because they have NO control over what happens to themselves.For an example of how bold & unafraid horses can be: I had a miniature horse that I had raised nearly since birth and he was find with riding in my sedan (he'd get in on his own too), he's gone on the attack against dogs his size (he's never been a big fan of dogs as they would chase and torment him as foal), he'll walk all over plastic grain bags and sometimes tear them up with his mouth (he'll also take plastic bottles in his mouth and scrunch them & rub them on the ground), chase after rubber balls his size, and he's fine with being on a floating dock (the the narrow walkway from shore to the dock makes him nervous)
>>41127372>criminal background checks for a horsSHALL
>>41128361EATALLTHE OATS
>>41128148I visited Fallen Oak last year with some friends after the con to check it out. I totally get where you're coming from, I also get a little nervous around large animals especially since I'm not close to them frequently and never worked with them. All of the horses were in pens except for two that were wandering outside the front of the house, and those 2 were so chill and docile, they just stood around and watched us and occasionally nuzzled my arm to ask for pets. We went into one of the pens that had moms and foals in it, which I assume could make them a bit more aggressive and territorial, but they just kept their distance and didn't bother us (although that may have been because it was feeding time). If you came to Mare Day I don't imagine you'd have to get too close to any of the horses or go in the pens with them if it made you uncomfortable, but from what I've seen all of the horses were chill and friendly, and the rescue is in a super nice and quiet spot. I'd highly recommend coming to check it out, obviously no one's gonna force you but I don't want people missing out on what should be a super fun day after the con.
(formerly known as /tempo/, or T:EM/P/O)A conglomerate of content creators since we couldn't keep our own threads up alone. If you're working on something, be it musicfagging, writefagging, drawfagging, poetfagging, craftfagging, or game-devfagging come by and post for some feedback or give some of your own. If you want to start content creating why not start today?This thread is intended for ALL SKILL LEVELS, from complete beginner to seasoned expert. Don't get intimidated. We're all just hobbyists here to have fun and help each other make more pony stuff.Active Community Projects:Antithology 4.0 >>41112718 (Deadline June 14th)/mlp/ con 2024 >>41082707 (June 28-30)Resource Bin:https://ponepaste.org/9401 (needs updated, bug me about this later)Tempo Music Archive:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1GrDEeCc9B7mAkQWAx_eoRdw4bF_W-5bsaAm4otvjfWE/edit?usp=sharingComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41129086I'm a gamedev anon but not one who posts often in thread given that I have yet to make a real pony focused game an I'm still learning, so probably not the gamedevanon you're thinking about
This makes me think. How many anons are there with decent 3d skills, like >>41129071 assuming that you made it yourself and know how autosmooth works?
>>41129131the tank is the only one I made from the ground up in this, the suit is another model I remade and took the texture from and the helmet is downloaded, I'd be too slow to finish in time otherwise from what I've seen there are many amazing 3D artists on this board
>>41129188Oh, ok. It's a shame we never actually come together to create something. It's surprises me, even.
>>41129289There were countless attempts my man.
Gay ponies need their spankings too. Whether it's steamy lesbian horse-on-horse action, the firm discipline of a two-dad household, or even a transmasc spankee finding that testosterone does NOT give him a hardier heinie, all are welcome. And straight stuff too, about 99% of what we have is straight but we've never done an LGBTQ theme. Fun fact: many of our writefags are queer!Featured stories:For Educational Purposes by Zad https://ponepaste.org/6630Gay Dads Short by Pan https://ponepaste.org/6968Notable posts:Favorite stories >>41006803Spanking for food >>41012586 Positioning >>41019820A prank >>41026734Pic editing advice >>41037777Pip's close call >>41054259Please let me know if anything important was missed and be sure to talk about these as new content deserves recognition. They can be hard to make.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41128433That is not the greatest strategy, but good thing momma is so supportive!
>>41128433Even in your fantasies, you're ineffectual, unpleasant, and obsessed.
>>41128784K boomer go picket a Pride rally
>>41128878Do boomers even know what 4chan is?
Post pony memes
Anyone got some Sombra Stairs memes?
>>41127491>Road Work AheadYeah, I sure hope it does.
>>41129221If you want to move the river, don’t move the water. Change the path.
>>41129226Different boards have different reasons to exist, I wouldn't call any board besides /s4s/ as a meme board, the rest has it's own things, sometimes memes come from them, but that's an exception rather than the norm. For example look at /wg/, it's there's no memes in there, it's just a place you go to find a new wallpaper
>>41129226The term meme got appropriated by reddit.
What is the opinion on G5?
>>41125095>I'd be watching it faithfully and clopping to it
Will their deal with Discovery ever lapse?
>>41128677>>41128467>They have a contract with Discovery that lasts till March 31st 2025.
>>41128761G5 is set to end in 2025
>>41124400Never watched it, never will because of the uggo designs
Post plones, discuss plones, love plones, forfeit all mortal possessions to plones, don't slap plone bellies.Exploitable Droner editionOld Plone stories:http://poneb.in/u/dontgooglecrotchtitshttp://poneb.in/u/AntikytheraPasteshttp://poneb.in/u/JakieChanTulpahttp://poneb.in/u/Not-Immortalhttp://poneb.in/u/EarfulofNapalmhttp://poneb.in/u/Fizzles_Anonhttp://poneb.in/u/HeliAnonhttp://poneb.in/u/Maintenance-Brohttp://poneb.in/u/AirArkhttp://poneb.in/u/Unfortunate_RookieComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41115843Should be a T-38 or T-7A.
>>41128649hehehe
I was always curious, are you guys aviation mechanics or engineers? Or do you guys work closely with any of the plone aircraft, like the fighters or bombers? Myself I work on the HH60 Pavehawk as a crew chief but I have access to the other aircraft on the flight line as well like F-35s F-22s and Drones. Or is this all just a fascination?
>>41129144Yes
>>41129144I always thought planes look kind of sexy, but combined with pone it blew my dick because it's super fucking hot. Not an engineer or anything, just admiring visual beauty.
Last thread: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/39834537/#39949369Quest Notes coming soon.
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Goodnight bros.
>>41127538Nighty night, anon
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>>41128868
Maud is the bustiest of Pie sisters
>>41117797Why does she look so good as a tittymonster? Some characters don't look right, even if you like giant tits, but it just works for Maud.
>>41127421GOOOD GOD!
>>41127799the dress?
She looks like she cucks her sisters and steals their boyfriends
>>41128859faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag
