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Recently had my long foreshadowed heel turn when I low blowed my abusive ex gf with my third arm. What are you currently /asp/? Heel or face? Chances for any turns?
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I'm face but booked poorly, so it doesn't make any sense why I would be the face in my situation
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>>6681361
>I low blowed my abusive ex gf with my third arm.

You raped a bitch?
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I'm a heel but I constantly get pops.
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>>6681378
No, I fucked the pussy of Satan himself if you want to phrase it like that.
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>>6681361
Based anon

An Orton that gave a shit wrestling Okada would be fucking kino
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The best Orton is when he wants to do something cool for once and either gets audibly pissed or excited depending on how it looked.
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>>6678686
Based
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but what would happen if their dropkicks collided?!
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>>6681430
The samething that happens if a Samoan headbutts a Tongan.
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>HHH/Naito

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Reminder.
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>>6681362
Who are either of these people?
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>>6681367
WWE announcer Todd Phillips and some rat.
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>>6681362
someone should get him to say that on this: https://www.cameo.com/tvs_tom
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A MONSTER

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l-lads
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>>6679421
Fake and gay
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>>6679421
Might want to work on your photoshop skills
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>>6679421
Newfag
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omg its real
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>>6679421
>when bae cums so hard her face phases into another dimension

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Anyone want to give their thoughts or comments on her stature?
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Fuck bro my dick would look big in her
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A thread died for this.
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>>6680566
>implying anything of value was lost in a summer of 1992 thread
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>>6680559
He smol
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Man idk if it's the camera angle or what but she looks TINY

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i learnt english with wwe
thank you vince and wwe universe
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>>6681424
I too learned a second language by looking at stupid children's shows.
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>>6681424
I marathoned some lucha one day and almost forgot english by the end of it
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>>6681439
but im RA chad you dumb nigger
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>>6681439
Unironically this, except replace WWE with Cartoon Network.
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Based Rakesh

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cs6VYPOOXWQ

Based card or cringe?
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>>6680707
no, WWE is dead
wrestling is alive and well
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>>6680747
>a limited move set
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>>6680740
lol
move on to what?
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>>6679657
based if Team Ronda shot on Team WWE
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>>6679657
>no Aussie Kenny
Disregarded and filteredpilled

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I might turn heel on my friend and work his girlfriend into a Lana. Kinda having second thoughts tho because he might shoot ding dong diddly Rastaman me and I think I might not be able to sell it
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>>6680626
>ding dong diddly
It's ding-dong diddly. Now take this gesture in mind and don't fuck over your bro.
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>>6680626
Cringe and newfag
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Mmmm
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>>6680626
Based but only if you tell him afterwards and expose her for the thot she is
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Virgin

AJ STYLES
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>>6679525
Based
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Finna
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>>6679525
>>6679876
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT

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>ends the career of bryan danielson to appease a small contingent of reddit cuckolds
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>>6681144
Wow they're really this cucked
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>>6681012
>>6681197
>sees the word nigger
>goes straight to muh paul
seething newfag cringe
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>>6681012
>>6681197
lefties really can't meme
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>>6677665
>SOS
>DEM CAREERS ENDING
>SOS
>DEM E-DRONES SEETHING
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>>6681301
SOS
THE RATINGS BEEN FUCKED
SOS
WWE SHIT OUTTA LUCK

He's gonna be ok, right bros? He's too kino to lose
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>>6680570
>tfw we will never get the ironic face miz vs heel bryan feud i've always wanted
>tfw we won't get the absolute 5* dim drawing bryan v murphy bout
guys, if kofi really killed him, im out for good
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>>6680570
He's done for, unfortunately.
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>>6680570
Why couldn't it have been Mustafa Ali? Why couldn't it have been Kevin Owens? Why did the give a shot to the comedy midcarder?
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>>6680570
he's gonna benoit at some point. if brie is smart she'll divorce him and get their kid away from him
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>midget outlaw wrestler in wwe clothing
I hope he dies and I hope you indie shitter supporters do too

Hey guys my gf keeps dropkicking me in the back almost daily that I developed problems in my lower spinal region, she's sneaky so I have a hard time detecting her.
What's good wrestling moves that I can counter her with?
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>>6679604
Handle Izzy on your own, JJ. You got yourself into this.
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>>6679604
Sneak up on her and hit that girl with the Surprise Impregnation.
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>>6679975
Sounds good
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>>6679610
Bases
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>>6679604
>learn to paper mache
>learn to paint realistic shadows
>take accurate measurements of light sources and light intensity around your house
>create life sized paper mache replica of yourself
>wait patiently for her to dropkick the replica
>bonce ronce the cornew and des her gona sasd ewrg

It's on.
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>>6680621
>Vince unironically believes Roman is in Rick's level
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>>6681151
I meant 36 but eh, 26 was pretty underwhelming with the exception of the main event.
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>>6681242
i know what you meant, i was just trying to be a smartass, but i did enjoy my time at 26
im sorry ;^)
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>>6681151
Mania26 was actually a well built card. Legacy implosion, Rey Vs SES, both world title and Bret Vs Vince plus taker/Shawn all had sensible booking. A shame it still turned out so underwhelming
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>>6680676
Dwayne will hold back, Roman is his cousin and he knows that the latter will get booed regardless and hard.

E-DRONES ABSOLUTELY BTFO
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>>6681123

Won't believe it until it's triple sauced
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>>6681262
>Meltzer, who is incredibly close to the Young Bucks, Omega, Jericho and is good friends with Cody Rhodes and Tony Khan
Gee I wonder why someone might doubt him denying something that is bad for their PR
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>>6681262
>Meltzer, who is incredibly close to the Young Bucks, Omega, Jericho and is good friends with Cody Rhodes and Tony Khan, says that's bullshit
Implying none of them would try to hide that they were paying for a TV spot.
Why haven't they decided on a deal yet? They've had the 2 offers for almost 3 months according to Meltzer.
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>>6680998
>Meltz says it's false so he's right

Holy fuck! Bingo-drones really are this fucking stupid!! It's true and not just a meme.
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>>6681057
Damn what's KO doing there?

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Why do people want them to fail?
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>>6680956
>>6681067
>typing this much
>making it this obvious

mmmm not gonna make it with the wolves kid
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They're not failing, their talent is already getting paid by the bun.
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>>6681140
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>>6679079

I'm willing to give AEW a chance, but as soon as it starts pandering to social justice garbage, I'll probably leave. Idk. I know it has a good chance of doing that, but I really hope it doesn't and just focuses on the characters, matches, and storylines.

I want it to be good, because I want to enjoy wrestling again. But if it dies, then wrestling is pretty much gonna die then. WWE is shit and will never be good. No one cares about Who Japan. And AEW will be SJW central. The other feds are just indie hipster shit at best.
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>>6680949
>i-im not complaining a-about him i-i just b-brought him up f-for no reason a-along with m-muh paul to c-complai-
>i-im not complaining


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