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would you a Shayna?
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>>6893656
Shayna has an ounce of charisma which helps a lot
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>>6893540
Best Heel in the company right now, Sami Zayn maybe comes close, D-Bry up until post WM was on par
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>>6893696
>she Shayna
>have long exhausting match
>bum nice & sweaty
>be me
>lying on my back backstage
>Shayna comes in & peels her tights off
>spreads her cheeks with both hands
>entraps my rock hard shaft betwixt those cheeks
>proceeds to bounce up & down
>fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuu.png
>i blow my load in her cheeks
>she scoops it out & eats it
>"thanks for the protein shake, anon"
>mfw
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Fuck no she looks like corbin
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>>6893540
Would play strip Warhammer with.

Eat a salad. She’s starting to hit asuka level of weight
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yikes
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>>6893613
Feminism was a mistake
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>>6893613
based
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HER NAME IS NOELLE
I HAD A DREAM ABOUT HER
AT TACO BELL
SHE GOT CHIPS AND THEY'RE SWEET AND SOUR
OH HOW SHE SCOFFS
LIKE PIGS IN THEIR TROUGHS
BUT SHE'LL EAT AND EAT ALL THE SPAM,
AND SHE'LL EAT IT OUT OF THE CAN, UNLIKE ME
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>>6893613
Meanwhile a Japanese bitch would simply take the criticism to heart and cut back on the food

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Joking aside, do they really have a chance?
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>>6893057
Look at the shape of the E. They have a chance.
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Yes they do
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>>6893152
There are no stars in wrestling today. A star is someone that can draw normies to watch.
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AEW will draw the teenage and young adult demographic. WWE's demographic are old and dying off. Most of them are single too so they won't have to infect this world with their offspring.
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>>6893796
Nice try grand pa, teenager and young adults would prefer to watch Pokimane and Shroud on Twitch instead of wrestling on TV.

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>''It's worrisome. They thought she would be cleared, but W, R, they realized, you know regardless of whether she is cleared or not, it's a ladder match, so why put someone in there who is struggling with concussions, so that is why Nikki Cross is in there.''


Pray for /ourgirl/
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>>6893615
>Bliss has ugly ass munchkin feet, her brain is mush from all the concussions and she's short
>Kairi is my waifu
he said this being serious
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>get physically sick from being in the ring with a Nigger

Bases
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>>6893784
Kairi has cute feet and her brain is fne
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>>6893794
Hojo has had dozens on concussions and got one in her first week in Orlando.
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Fuck off, I threw up twice before my shift on Friday morning. Granted, I had been on the beer the night before but I got on with it. Fuck women, soft bitches.

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I agree with this philosophy.
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>>6893466
No, Toni-san should be honored to wrestle Mono.
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it would be a great honor to have toni sit on my face
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I will marry Mono
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>It was indeed a DG Title issue
>They did a 15 minute match in England, in post match angle PAC said he wont be coming to AEW. This was done to write him off for the next little while
>AEW didnt just want to cancel the match outright so they did the match in England that will be released this week.
>Dave speculates he wont be back until he drops that title
>AEW didnt want to do a DQ finish because they want wins/loses on their PPVs.
>They didnt want to do a time limit draw for 2 reasons. Time issues as well as previous draw finishes involving PAC in UK have been booed (Notably Ospreay vs PAC). They want this show to be near perfect and dont want the fans to boo.
>Issue wasnt just this show, PAC refusing to lose would fuck up their long term plan and they had to change things. Hence why he thinks they wont use him.
>They want win/loses to matter, even if they were going to put PAC over here, if the wins/loses matter logically he'd be in a title match or some type of big match against a guy like Omega or equivalent at All In 2. Lets say they want PAC to lose here but then they cant because he refuses to lose while champ. Dave speculates that this was indeed the plan due to the 6 man tag booked at Jacksonville show.
>AEW says they have a better match planned, Dave says if they deliver everyone will forget this happened, if they don't they'll get criticized.
>Dave says there's the argument that fans want the match that was advertised vs AEWs decision of doing what they think is best long term.
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>>6893680
>Dragon's Gate is a nothing title
Just because you only watch WWE and New Japan doesn't mean Japan's number 2 company isn't a big deal ya peabrain
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>>6893597
I get that PAC can't lose because he has the DG title, but I still can't understand why they burn a big marquee match with Page in a random show in the UK.

I get that whoever beat Page is going into a program with Kenny but why not do the match and do a longer build towards PAC and Omega at another stage. It's not like PAC is going to keep the DG title forever.

Better yet, why not have PAC beat Page at DoN and then beat Omega at All In 2, so AEW can have a hot title chase program between Omega and PAC when they debut on TNT? Is PAC only signed on for 1 match?
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>>6893043
This
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>>6892850
Ben-K
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>>6893704
>Better yet, why not have PAC beat Page
obviously that's the finish and Pac balked like a bitch, Page even went to England to lose to Pac for 50/50 booking to soothe his ego and that wasn't good enough

Pac's a mark no way he drops the DG title to a nobody, he'll either be undefeated until he retires in a few years or leave them high and dry once AEW promises him a Hogan level of creative control.

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old thread died
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>>6892702
Hi Will. It is night in Japan. Why are you in bed with your "wife"?
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>>6891758
Cringe.
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>>6889754
Let's just make this a Hana thread ok

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RIP.
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>>6893595
>Femanon here

You know the rules
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He was close friends with Jimmy Saville.
Make of that what you will.
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>>6893115
Foley is cringe. Typical sideshow carny freak cringe. That is all he is and all he shall ever be known for.
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I used to love mick foley back in the day but around 2005 and up I noticed how wierd and socially awkward he can be. And it seems like no wrestlers talk about him at all. I cant figure out if he's liked or disliked and the most I do get is he shows up on wwe on occasion to be made fun of by HHH and steph for awhile before he goes away.

And now I read he's a pedo he's a perv he's a mark he's this he's that.
I cant figure this guy out or what his game really is.
And I def am not sure how I feel about how he's talking about ashley. NOW you care that she's dead? I mean jeez dude I didnt know she existed til she died (missed on wrestling from 03 to 18) and I acknowledged it and even wrestled some matches as her in 2k20 as a hey here's youre come back run you were days from starting.

idk about you mick... this comes off as not as honest as it should.
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>>6893115
Kek what a faggot

One more time, just for the record, what’s his name again?
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Fat
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Senagal Paul
Tahiti Pete
Brazil Phil
Guam Tom
Kazakh Jack
Zimbabwe Rob
Paraguay Ray
Afghan Dan
Chad Chad
Beirut Newt
Peru Stu
Spain Cain
Denmark Clark
Iran Stan
Norway Jay

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Ghana Sam
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Solomon Island Sean
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>>6893749
smo joe

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Found it on Facebook and couldn't stop laughing at all the normie reactions
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>>6892997
>I read dignity as diddly.
I spend too much time here.
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All memes aside this vanilla midget actually got anally dominated in 89
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>>6892997
Look at these jabronis
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>>6893264
rent free
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>>6893264
>mexican
>vanilla

Have a Badd Ass Weekend, /asp/
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>>6892130
mmmmmmm that’s what I like to hear
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>>6891883
havent you seen cujo? now back the fuck up before i fuck yo ass up!
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>>6892130
Mmm

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Is she the GOAT? Yes or Fuck Yes?
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>>6893551
>literally nothing wrong with that
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>>6893476
This, plus she's a coalburner.
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>>6893435
Who? Looks like an ugly spic
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>>6893435
Fuck Yes
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>9/10 face
>10/10 legs
>8/10 tits
>10/10 ass
>9/10 pits
>10/10 music taste
>GOAT/10 feet

That'd be a FUCK YES.

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>the viking experience
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>>6893779
>los ingobernables de skyrim.
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>>6893787
heh
Here take a (You).
I chuckled.

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WHY DOES THIS FUCKER HAVE SUCH HIGH ODDS ON BETTING SITES? IS THERE EVEN ANY CHANCE THAT HE LOSES TO ELIAS?
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ROMAN
REIGNS
HE'S DRESSED LIKE
A PRISON GUARD
ROMAN
REIGNS
HIS PROMOS
ARE ON FLASHCARDS
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Do I bet the fucking house on the big dog bros? Is there any reason he would possibly lose to Elias?
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>>6893669
Bayley swung from +240 to even money over night, feel like that's a sign.
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He was rolled up by fucking Dash Wilder last summer, so yes.
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>>6893669
>>6893733
>Elias wins by DQ after Shane attacks Elias to get him the win
>Match ends in a no contest
>Match ends in a double countout
>Match doesn’t even start because Elias attacks Roman backstage, they brawl and Roman spears him through the wall
>Elias with Drew and Corbin (because fuck you) attack Roman backstage before the match starts

>Taichi, what do you expect from DOUKI during the BoSJ?
>Taichi: I’m not feeling a sense of expectation so much as feeling like his time has finally arrived. This kid has spent ten years on his own, swimming in the muddy waters of Mexican wrestling. I don’t know what he’s going to do in that ring. Nobody knows what he’s gone through, all these pampered ‘stars’ in New Japan. This guy has wrestled in some sh***y places in rural Mexico. I mean literally sh***y. So do you have any idea what it’s going to be like when he gets in the ring with all those guys who have had a silver spoon jammed in their mouths? He’s going to turn the whole thing upside down.

>–And DOUKI, what are you planning on bringing to the ring in BoSJ?
>DOUKI: What can you see from me? The same thing I’ve been doing all over the world. That’s all.

>— You don’t feel any particular difference about wrestling in NJPW..
>DOUKI: Oh, I feel a difference. I feel different about these punks who run through Mexico for all of a couple months before going home and being pushed to the moon. I feel different about these hipster luchas appropriating a culture I’ve lived.

>–Are there any wrestlers in particular you have your eye on?
>Taichi: I don’t know. I don’t care. All these vanilla foreigners, the katakana in their names just blurs in front of my eyes. This guy? This guy is different. Nobody knows him right? He’s going to add a little different colour to things.
>DOUKI: It’s like I said. There’s a whole bunch of hipster lucha types on this tour huh? Guys coming to Mexico for a few weeks, go home thinking they’re some kind of superstar, get all the big name treatment. They don’t know the first thing about what lucha libre is really like. I’m gonna show them. When I smash them into the dirt.
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>>6892427
You forgot Lance
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If you like ELP or Bandido over Douki, youre a shitter.
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>>6892427
>Extra kino factor: his pal Takayama got paralysed working a small faggot comedy promotion just trying to earn a yen.
DDT is the secibd/third biggest promotion in Japan and has one of the highest attendance records in recent history ya pleb. Suzuki works with DDT often enough as well.
Suzuki-Gun are a yakuza delinquent gimmick, it's really obvious.
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>>6892124
>the katakana in their names just blurs in front of my eyes
Says the gook with one billion indistinguishable moonrunes as a language.
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>>6892427
Suzuki-Goon Squad is Yakuza

But yes, most if not all of them, while good at wrestling. Got shafted by the company.


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