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why ya cryin’ mark?

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What did Hiro mean by this?
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i don't get it
It means that
>either he's retarded, because food isn't a fake fighting show that can be discussed in-depth
>he's just trying to win over the 4cucks so they don't think too hard about all the datamining he's doing
nvm, i get it
fuck that guy
>/wwe/ was seething because we were going to escape /sp/ and get our own board
I will admit tho i kinda miss the flags
>McDonald's have more customers than any other eatery therefore they make the best burgers in the world
>WWE have more customers than any other wrestling promotion so therefore they produce the best pro wrestling show in the world

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The good old days of /wwe/
courtesy bump
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Full length is a >woo meme ya twat

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Why is she tired?
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She probably misses martin, her first and only true love
You guys remember him?
because we were up late watching Letterkenny and playing with her pig. then we fucked for what seemed like hours.
Holy fucking based
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Would facefuck her if she plucked her eyebrows

No one ever called Rey Rey a manlet.
Not even his own son.
Rey has found a way to work around the fact that he is small and he never needed lifts to do it unlike all the other famous manlets
I'm sure Rey has endured many insults regarding his height. But he stood tall and over (under?) came them all.
Everyone immediately noticed how small he is. First time I saw him was when he came to smackdown and I was a kid. He was tiny but then he got in the ring and wow. His speed and agility made him a believable threat even to a big guy because he could just wear them down and dodge all their attacks. Adam Cole and Johnny Reddit have none of that which is why they are a joke and he isn't.
lifts would throw off his center of gravity
specifically the word manlet? only pathetic 4chan losers use that kind of terminology irl

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*has absolutely no buzz for the past 2 weeks since WK*
This is why gook shit will never take off in the west without weekly tv to continue the drama and storyline build. Imagine how much dimes is left on the table with such a hot angle like KENTA ambushing Naito at the end of tokyo dome just for it to fizzle out FOR A MONTH and the next time you watch them its already their match and by then there's no interest in it.
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Is that why they're living rent free in your head?
>makes valid point about wanting to see more of it
>rent free
based retard low IQ confirmed
I only watch New Japan during G1, anyways. Then again, I don't watch any other wrestling at all anymore.
nice try edrone
everyone knows shitasticamania is a whole truckload of nothing for njpw before new beginning kicks in in feb
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>This is why gook shit will never take off in the west without weekly tv
You talking about OWE, right?

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Zako Academy is so boring the users of this thread would rather gossip like catty women about other joshi groups. www
Saori is coming to Stardom in March or April, btw.
>saori vs syuri
STARDOM offer match
Unpopular zako promotion.
Even Gatoh Move is more popular because of their expanding overseas audience.
No best bout since Hikaru Shida left.
Only busu and obaa remain.
Menopause obaa group. www

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Is Scarlett Bordeaux genuinely talented or just another pretty face?
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her face is already getting busted, bitch is a coalburner, she was dropped before I even saw her on TV.
Not even a pretty face, just had enough surgery.
Do you really care about womeme wrestling? Cringe.
No you jackass.

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>charge $11.99 a month
>Can't record shows longer than 90 minutes because of server

Why doesn't Dave just get with some professionals and do a better podcast for free that has ad reads? He wouldn't even have to read the ads, Conrad could do it.

I wouldn't mind hearing Dave ramble on for overly long. It would provide us more entertainment.
you tell me
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An hour and half is fine, I don't want 3+ hour shows like Jim Cornette.
excluding the stammering and stuttering, the show is only about 35 minutes.

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ITT we post failed wrestling projects and discuss why they failed

Starting with: Sin Cara

>Was HHHs first attempt to create his own mega star luchador (the next Rey Mysterio)
>Paul signs world famous luchador Mistico
>The Sin Cara character gets unique entrance, lights, advertisment on all wwe posters, video game cover (original planned cover star of WWE'12), Scooby Doo movie, etc.
>Mistico refuses to go to developmental to get used to WWE Rings/Camera positions
>Mistico refuses to learn any English despite being in an English majority company
>Botches so bad in first initial run that he's sent to SmackDown to cover his botches through editing
>Violates wellness policy 3 months into his run
>Never improves despite being partnered up and coaches by Rey Mysterio
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how has this faggot not been posted yet? for the amount of cringe inducing cock sucking nujamals did for him before he got there, absolute shitter.
>Have the most over guy in the company go against a heel who absolutely needed to keep winning /escaping with the title
>Put them in the one match that requires a legitimate ending with no chance for heel antics
What were they thinking
His push ended quite quickly and he has been stuck in the midcard for most of his career in WWE, i wouldnt even call him a project
It's like having HIAC as a static gimmick on the card is a bad idea and WWE feels obligated to book the big title match in the Cell despite not having an out.
Roman Reigns:
>Green as fuck
>Stick him in a tag team to play to his strengths, smart
>Never actually develop him beyond that very limited upside, stupid
>Book him to be a man of few words that just wrecks stuff with almost Goldberg level intensity when he gets a hot tag or breaks out in the Rum Bowl
>Break up the team that hid his weaknesses as a pro wrestler
>Push him to the absolute moon, yet stop booking him like a bad motherfucker and started having him sell to The Fucking Big Show
>Have him cut 15 minutes promos, specifically tailored by Vincent Kennedy McMahon to be as fucking cringe as possible
>He's no longer over
>Have him bury guys who are

Vince could turn genuine diamonds into literal shit.

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Got some shit to say but nowhere to say it? Ding-Dong Diddlypost it here

i miss sidewalk slams bros
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/oedo/ poster here
i'm a raging faggot with a small penis and bitchtits...
I hate the wwe scenes ( & any in general ) where they make the wrestlers speak a language nobody predominantly speaks in the country they are performing without any subtitles or translation. Like what's the point? Does Vince need to reassure everybody that they are foreign? Aside from that I loathe the first 10 minutes of SD/RAW because it's a drawn out conversation with zero hype. You could of had a match that doesn't lead to anything like always in under 5 minutes. I rather watch Alexa slap somebody backstage than having to hear Seth Rollins act like some badass on the mic for 15 minutes. Seth just sounds like Hiccup from HTTYD.
Well thanks for posting a picture of Christian Bale and for letting me know that my post ended with the same 3 digits
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>I hate that most fans just accept all of this
Not everyone has the same mindeset as you
Not everyone gives a ding dong diddly fuck
Grow up bro or just look at pic related
i don't get how anyone can find girls like prime trish stratus or sunny attractive

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Book your best main event that will never ever happen.

>Brock vs. Shibata
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didn't say he was good, but Ishii as an underdog vs Cena would undoubtedly be kino
Listen you asshat, Cena post-2015 is actually pretty fucking basef. It took him a while but he finally redeemed himself.
Ishii vs Samoa Joe
>Cena finisher spam matches were good
Based E Drones.
Not enough flips, fatty?

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/sp/ is pretty congested.
Anyone down for /cozy/ asp ufc gamethread?
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How would you react?
>he thinks these fights aren't fixed
Face Conor is the Face Miz of MMA.
Cringe kys faggit
I got this picture to the top of r/squaredcircle

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How in gods name do we stop her?
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Holy freaking yumola
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ding-dong diddly gunna bustola
Imagine the smell
Sorry cuck but Jay White is white

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Last thread >>9021915
Stardom's 9th anniversary show starts in a few hours.
>Mayu vs Momo (World title match)
>Arisa vs Utami (Wonder title match)
>Kagetsu vs Tam (farewell ace)
>Konami/Kyona vs Bea/Jamie (Goddess title match)
>TCS vs Giulia and """friends"""
>Saya/Saya/Itsuki vs Sumire/Saki/Natsuko
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Bug people cant really think for themselves
Any pro-Bea post is astroturfing, ignore and move on
Everyone loves /oedo/, what can you say?
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