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>Which woman wrestler would you take with you to church on Sunday morning? For me, it's Alexa Bliss.
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>>6183384
>fuck her ass and make her gag on saturday
>take her to church on sunday

Based
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SHOULDA BEEN DEAD ON A SUNDAY MORNIN'
BANGIN' MAH HEAD
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But she's jewish
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>>6183438
Look at this perfect Christian Aryan princess. No wonder the jews try to claim her.
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blue bliss is best bliss

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Set for tonight's edition of Impact Wrestling on Pursuit/Twitch

*Impact Wrestling Champion Johnny Impact vs. Killer Kross vs. Moose vs. Bruan Cage.

*Impact Wrestling Champion Taya Valkyrie vs. Tessa Blanchard - Street Fight.

*Team AAA vs. Team Impact Wrestling.

*Ethan Page vs. Willie Mack.
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Ultimate x https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/1096786613269680128
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On the latest "Conversation with the Big Guy", Ryan "Ryback" Reeves talks the Elimination Chamber and Jimmy Uso's Arrest

>I caught Smackdown the other day, and let me tell you - Kofi [Kingston] is fucking impressive. I always loved working with him, and told Vince [McMahon] more than once that we should have had a feud for the [WWE] title. Never say never - that's a big saying in the biz - you might see it at [Wrestle]Mania...it would be even more fitting for the Big Guy to get through [Daniel] Bryan and Kofi and set that stupid hemp belt on fire. Imagine the crowd chanting "Feed me more!" as it burns and I bring in a custom "Big Guy" belt. Bryan would be able to wrap it around himself twice...but he won't ever get the chance.

>Elimination Chamber...it'll be great to be there, but man...Jimmy, what are you doing? You're fucking up things for you, Jay [Uso] , and Naomi. You think AEW is gonna help pay the bills? Hope y'all like tuna fish sandwiches cause that's all Cody [Rhodes] is gonna be paying. As soon as I saw the news, I called Vince and told him to put Curtis Axel and [David] Ounga back together, that's gonna get a huge pop - we'll make Elimination Chamber a Nexus reunion, and turn the ratings around in time for Mania!
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Is there a new guy doing these? They haven't been funny since before Xmas.
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>>6183643
Ryback needs to be medicated, heavily
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>>6183643

Is this real? I can't tell anymore with Cryback
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>>6183730
cryin ryan is this delusional

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>“Yeah. I think we’re just different. I know that’s the easy answer- but I’d say like, we’re different, we’re new, we’re fresh and we’re not the same kind of watered-down child’s product that WWE is kinda turned into a lot. So…if you go watch us, even though it’s scripted a lot of the time, it’s more real. It’s more believable.”
>https://www.ringsidenews.com/2019/02/16/matt-riddle-explains-why-nxt-is-more-believable-than-the-main-roster/
Well /asp/, is he right?
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I like how they’re openly taking shots at Vince’s Carny Playhouse aka the main roster
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>>6183706
Shut it, boomer
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>>6183649
his hair is just pulled back you mongoloid
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>>6183632
Fight forever *clap clap clap clap clap
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damn Chelsea Green look like THAT?!?!

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3 LEVELS OF HELL

>standard steel cage but with a 'steel' mesh roof. Also about 50% taller.
>on top of this is another identical cage with a roof, this time it's only 25% taller than regular steel cage
>on top of this another, but of regular steel cage height. So you have 3 levels: the ring itself, the first cage floor and the second

>Wrestlers start on the very top floor, the first level of hell
>You have to slam your opponent through the flooring that you're on, so they fall into the chamber below, the second level of hell
>inside this level, there's tables, ladders, chairs etc etc
>you then have to slam your opponent through this level, so they hit the ring below - the third level of hell
>from here you then have to win by pinfall or submission
>based 9 year old promoter me understood that at this stage the match only lasts an extra 30-60 seconds max, because the wrestler who fell into the ring is an easy pin and is unrealistic for it to drag on

Cringe or based?
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Thanks for liking my idea enough to make a thread

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There's too many fucking bulbasaurs in the wrestling industry today
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Dave Meltzer
>"He did retire a couple of times but the he chaged his mind every WrestleMania season because it's a lot of money. And even though he's made a lot of money in wrestling. He's not in like phenomenal financial condition. I think a lot of people think he is but you know things happen, bad investments, divorcers, and this is what he's going to be doing from this point forward."
OH NO NO NO NO NO
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>>6183861

Spoken like a true NEET virgin.
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>>6183888
Enjoy divoce faggot
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>>6183473
nope it's real listening to it right now
>>6183479
no, this place can't be trusted, I have my places where I get my russo and Meltzer free, and i'm not giving It up, once time some stupid cunt kept posting links and fucked it all up
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>>6183535
Hi Under Cringer!!
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>>6183895

How could I be a faggot if I married someone of the opposite sex? You're fucking retarded. Legit.

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>>6180687
Is he ding-dong diddly getting diddled?
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>>6180680

Jesus fuck, is it 5 years already?
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>>6180680
>"CM PUNK! CM PUNK! CM PUNK!"
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Reminder that he was 0-2 in UFC.
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>>6180680
I do...

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Can Suzuki save us from cringeblade?
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>>6182136
SEETHE WITH THE SWITCHBLADE
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>>6182553
he makes a living losing to contracted guys, but everybody who works with him looks like shit because meme grandpa either can't or won't sell anything worth a damn
nobody ever comes out of a suzuki match looking better than they went in to it
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>>6183379
Chances are, his opponents still come out looking good because they went up against Suzuki's aura and character. There are more ways to put someone over other than bumping like a madman for their moves.
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Dumbass fake tough guy who likes slapping young boys because he is frustrated at his own Janettyism
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>>6183368
Chadblade & Miyu photobook would be absolute dimes

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>wrestler is called Justin Credible
>Just Incredible
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>wrestler is called Justin Credible
>is actually a pretty untrustworthy dude
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>>6183795

>Wrestler is called Justin Credible
>Is Just Shit

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remember this shit?
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>>6183666
House shows aren't canon, they're pretty much fan fiction
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>>6183754
But even fans never wanted this.
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>>6183666
Van Dam should have kicked harder
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>>6183666
This was a house show in Scotland. I was there. It was fucking BASED.
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>>6183666
I like how you can see on Seth's face that he realizes how stupid this is.

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WEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL MODS ARE PEDOS!
MODS ARE FAT PEDOS TONIGHT YEAH
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>>6183764
Ight man, I chuckled. You win. Take you're (You), earned it

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Now I see a lot of people online and in wrestling communities trying to tear down the old Snake with what they consider the "Worst promo of all time" but in reality we the masses have been too dumb to understand the level of kino that Jake was throwing down
>Everyone over the years have attributed the "You wanna play 21? I've got 22" line as being a sign that Jake doesn't know the rules of Blackjack
>In actuality what Mr. Roberts means is that he has a .22 Caliber gun, and that even if his opponent truly has the perfect hand he will not walk away the victor because he is vicious and will do anything to win.
>The line "Do you wanna play blackjack? I got two of those to" is then him saying that he has two actual blackjacks, a type of crude club used to bash people
>Finally the line "You wanna play Aces and Eights? I got too many of those to" is probably the most kino of them all
>Aces and Eights goes by another name. They are called "Dead Man's Hand" because it is said to be the cards that Wild Bill Hickok, a famous outlaw, was holding when he was shot dead
>Jake is then implying that he has led a trail of men who thought they could best the snake only to wind up dead at his hand over the years.
It's time to face the facts, that even while ballooned of his ass on enough drugs to kill a bull, Jake Roberts could still cut a more cerebral promo than anyone else in the history of the business.
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>>6183647
Pretty based tbqh
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>>6183647
I thought everyone agreed Jake was a great promo guy and is one of the wrestlers who most modern wrestlers try to emulate when they cut promos.

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*Gets an emotional response out of you by using methods from professional wrestling in your path*
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THE POLITICIANS STOLE FROM OUR PLAYBOOK!!

WE PRESIDENT NOW!!
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What's the matter Mainstream Media, can't find your scissors?

I said, what's the matter nstream Media, can't find your scissors?
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>>6183521
>*Gets 0 emotional response*
What did he mean by this

HEY! JANNIES FUCKING GAY, HE HAS A FETISH FOR DELETING THE THREADS ALL DAY BUT HERES A TWIST TO IT! HE’S ACTUALLY BAD AT HIS JOB!

BAD AT HIS JOOOOOB

HEY! HE’S THE PEDO MOD! HE HAS FUCKING CRUSH ON THAT IZZY GIRL! HE COULD BE JJ WILL! I DONT EVEN KNOW BUT HE SHOULD BE BURNING IN HELL!

MOD POWERS SHOULD BE TAKEN AWAY GIVING TO YOU WAS A MISTAKE! TIME TO ARREST YOU NOW HOPEFULLY JUST TO SEE THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE!
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>>6182358
go outside and have sex nigga
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>>6182358

This thread has aids


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