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Do YOU have a date?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4QYeZfib_g
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>>9026143
holy fucking kek
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So ROH are pimping out their female talent, right?

Top zozzle
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>>9023719
I hate you for what you've done to my board
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>>9023675
still completely fucked that he gave hiromu v ospreay more than naito v okada
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Just more proof that Meltz barely even watches shows
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>>9026157
His love for flips and MOVEZ blinds him
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>>9023851
Goto is the only reason that match was any decent, he has the ability to make a story out of his matches and make them feel as if they matter even if they're just mid card bullshit matches. Kenta was just boring. 3 star match though.

Is this Pittsburgh cuisine?
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You tell me
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>>9026209
Obviously
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>>9026209
Looks good
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>>9026209
thats a literal representation of carmellas vag

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Does Kenny browse /asp/
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He's the Rina poster
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>>9026221
The Cena "lose weight" one is better
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lmao

>/asp/ - Alternative Sports & Wrestling
>Alternative Sports
So, where exactly are the alternative sports? All I see is a bunch of faggy sweaty mandrama threads.
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how do you even define alternative sports?
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>>9025608
You know, no one's stopping people from making threads. I know some autists go into them and sperg out but all ppl would need to do is just ignore them. Hell, that's a free bump for the thread. The fact of the matter is, wrestling is a massive draw and considering we're left to our own devices for the most part, it makes /asp/ feel like the glory days of 4chinz
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>>9025608
alternative who and whatnot? never drew a ding-dong diddly dime
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>>9025608

get worked, simp
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>>9025608
Is OP's pic related the universal boomer image?

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WWE is a vocal supporter of the troops, the Saudi regime and therefore the military-industrial complex. John Cena even announced the death of Bin Laden. Donald Trump is a Hall of famer and hasn't been stripped of that status despite being impeached; of course Linda McMahon is also part of his team. WWE is a right wing company that very much supports American foreign policy in the Middle East. They also host many events that gather together thousands of fans (despite the tarps).
Given all of that, isn't it sort of amazing that they have never been targeted by any kind of terror attack?
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>>9026178
wwe is one of the few things terrorists actually like about the west
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>>9026195
This
They’re eternal jobbers and any lefty manchild soi enough to try and attack WWE would just be Brock/Kofi irl
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>>9026191
Was supposed to be confused stone cold and I clicked the wrong image but oh well
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>>9026178
>they have never been targeted by any kind of terror attack
for now...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-H7x91MTTo
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>>9026178
Impeachment means nothing retard nobody cares

Why the fuck did they put this shitter over Sammy? Sammy could have wrestled a mop, literally gets a pop with his charisma even though he’s a heel, and this boring, slow, back yard bingo haller gets booked over him.
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>>9023610
>>9023640
Suzuki shooting on Deannetty Pancrase-style would be dimes.

Do it, New Jamal!
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>>9022127
*staggers towards you and wrestles you in a sloppy fashion in your path*
what did deanetty mean by this?
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>>9025896
*doesn't know how to sell an enzuigiri in your path*

SHOOT ON HIM, NAITO!
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>>9025814

Im not involved in the gook talk ya simp faggot
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Sammy is basically a jobber

Previous thread: >>8953638

Aliyah: https://twitter.com/WWE_Aliyah
Bianca Belair : https://twitter.com/BiancaBelairWWE
Candice LeRae : https://twitter.com/CandiceLeRae
Catalina Garcia : https://twitter.com/WWE_CatalinaG
Chelsea Green : https://twitter.com/ImChelseaGreen
Dakota Kai : https://twitter.com/DakotaKai_WWE
Deonna Purrazzo : https://twitter.com/DeonnaPurrazzo
Emily Andzulis : https://twitter.com/emily_andzulis
Indi Hartwell : https://twitter.com/indi_hartwell
Io Shirai : https://twitter.com/shirai_io
Isla Dawn : https://twitter.com/IslaDawn
Jazzy Gabert : https://twitter.com/Jazzy_Gabert
Jessamyn Duke : https://twitter.com/jessamynduke

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>>9015294
Such a beautiful woman
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>>9022530
two words: pierced. navals.
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no nxt women in this picture but it shows how cool of a venue the empress ballroom is for a takeover. the atmosphere is awesome.
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toni didn't sound too mentally stable when she got interviewed on yesterday's show. she may be going off the deep end. she is saying that klr "robbed" her, so now she is going to "rob" rhea. toni seems to not remember that klr had to win the match twice.

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Holy fuckin dimes
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>>9025096
hahaha blondie is seething from this one!
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>>9024612
Yeah. They were going to bring that character back in 1998 but scarier and more realistic. Instead they went with the Godfather.
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>>9025984
I genuinely think a voodoo gimmick could work if they made the character Haitian or something
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>>9025013
>Battlebots 2019
Holy shit its still a thing?!
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>>9026181
Did you miss the threads on here? It’s literally /asp/ approved

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Remember, John Cena allegedly "can't wrestle" and is at times as much of an unathletic goof as Punk.

What are the betting odds of CM Punk beating him right now, with Cena having no BJJ training or anything else except pro-wrestling?
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>>9025892
>Cena would probably run him over
Cena can actually pop you if he doesn't like you. Ask Alex Riley.
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>>9023572
wasn't even the guy who shoved him
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>>9023022
Cena wins purely because of his size advantage and we don't even need to start talking about their skill or lack of it
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>>9024014
I think that's the Resident Evil 6 melee attack when you're all out of stamina.
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>>9023572
If he fought back I betcha Cookie Puss would submit.

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EMBRACED BY THE RATINGS, I'M LOSING MY LIFE
WITH NOTHING BUT MANLETS I FIGHT
WHEN DID I LAST CUM?
NOW I'M IN THE CAGE
STEPHANIE WON'T LET ME OUT UNTIL CODY'S GONE AWAY
I'LL TAKE IT TO THE GRAVE THAT DEAN NEVER RESIGNED
IS THERE ANY WAY THAT I CAN SAVE MY DICK FROM MY BITCHY WIFE?
MY WIFE
LET ME COOM, LET ME COOM, LET ME COOM STEPH
LET ME COOM, LET ME COOM, LET ME COOM STEPH
CODY'S IN
CODY'S IN MY MIND
LET ME COOM, LET ME COOM, LET ME COOM STEPH
LET ME COOM, LET ME COOM, LET ME COOM STEPH

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Blessed thread
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>>9023412
roasties love reality shows
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>>9024774
>>9024801
I need the last two verses. I’m not a lyricchad so I can’t think of anything
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Bump
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>>9023250
top zozz

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WATCH OUT FOR POLICE!
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>>9025182
LMFAO him not even knowing who she it was one of the funniest parts of winter holiday here
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>>9024560
if saori wants to grow old, become the face of oz academy and go over the younger joshi, thats fine i guess.
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It's just old grandmas here.
Nothing to see.
Move along move along to /stardom/ newfags
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Does Yumi Ohka have a daughter? I want to breed with those amazon genetics.
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1/11 Gatoh Move
gtmv 30
Tokyo / Ichigaya Chocolate Hiroba
Attendance: 73 (overcrowded)

1/11 Ice Ribbon
Ice Ribbon 1017
Saitama / Ice Ribbon Dojo
Attendance: 69

WAIT TILL YOU SEE THE F--- oh no no no no

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What did the goblina mean by this?
https://www.instagram.com/p/B6Zwh6CDah8/
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>>9025490
they love the idea of the based Joker ruining wh*tiods society and sowing chaos
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>>9025424
Your filename tells me you’re autistic.
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>>9025477
wrong again nigger, thats not the TNBA design. That's Return of the Joker/JLU.
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>>9025424
She's fucking Mauro
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>>9026053
Yes I am, and?

Look in all honesty i'm so fucking over wrestling! it's gay nigga! I just come here to shit post about it

Are there any real niggas on this board who watch UFC/MMA? Now if you want wrestling for the story lines (lol!) then join us over in MMA brother for the most part the story lines are genuine and are just fucking better than the retards sitting in the creative room at WWE and AEW.

This year is going to be the biggest year for UFC to date with the first quarter having incredible matches and cards coming up
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Lesnar was the only guy that could draw me into watching an MMA match.
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>>9025920
Consider this thread a takeover, this is our home now
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>>9025959
Well no shit because you watch wrestling whats your point lmfao? You think anyone outside of wrestling fans tune in to see the big dog or Seth, the new day, Andrade, AJ? I doubt they even know who they are
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>>9025965
Buddy..I post on /heem/, there's no way anyone would want to bring MMA talk to this board
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>>9025903
Tell me that when he rocks bottom some jabroni from there.
Rock is and will always be a wrestler.
Connor was savagely pozzed by Big Banter Floyd in 2019.

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The womeme championship rotates amongst only the few
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>>9025597
Most have
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>>9025653
no one gives a fuck about any wwe title
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>>9025545
>that pit
holy fucking grossola
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Lacey will probably get a singles championship relatively soon, and I can see Ember getting one if she ever gets healthy. I hope you're right though, they're both shitters along with everyone else on that list.
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>>9025851
>Ember getting one if she ever gets healthy
kek what an always injured coon


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