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post funny wrestling related pics/webms anons
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>settle down, Beavis. This is only gonna hurt for like a minute or something
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>Battered brown eye steak
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Reminder that this man is a delusional mark and if you take his word as gospel you are the biggest mark. Cheers!
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Are you trying to say Meltzer is wrong? He is absolutely right. More people have brought and will buy Santo masks than Air Jordans.
Yeah Mexicans in Mexico will always think El Santo > Jordan, but outside of Mexico hell no
Unironically who is Santo? Also Dave is a jew
Well a Santo mask costs about 5 pesos
This is comparing apples to oranges; the fuck is he smoking?

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What's the story?

go back
>melted down
Where have you been? Shes looking pretty milfy these days.
What is Dawn Marie for $200 Alex

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ITT: We list 500 wrestlers that are a bigger draw than Seth Rollins

1. R-Truth
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Oh heck yeah!

317. Joey Abs
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318. Big Dance John
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319. Cody Collier
Both have already been said. I deduct two points.
320. Hana Kimura

KWADESTTSCSOJ (Kek what a diplomatic envoy sent to the small city state of jerusalem)
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>playing Civ6 as jerusalem
>spread my religion everywhere and beat christianity and catholicism
Civ 6 is an alternative sport? Ding-Dong Diddlybased
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>Starts a feud with you because he doesn't like your navy
Civ is for brainlets who can’t play RTS
RTS is for brainlets who can’t play RTGSGs
Civ IV > Civ V > Civ VI

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Because some look better.
Who is this nigger?
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She doesn't look like either of them
she definitely resembles her dad more

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Book their debut.

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Last thread reached the bump limit >>7416833. Oedo related news from last night's Osaka show:
Hazuki lost her High Speed title to DEATH山さん, who pinned Azumi in a three way.
Kagetsu/Sumire/Andras became Artist champions when Sumire (!) pinned Saki, but Natsuko/Hazuki/Jamie immediately proposed an intra-faction title match TBA.
TCS defeated QQ
Also, Arisa was seen smiling.

>Upcoming show schedule:
>July 24th: Korakuen Hall (and release of Yurie/Hana photobooks)
>July 27th: Kanazawa Distribution Hall
>August 3rd: Shinkiba 1stRING
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They're not all uploaded yet. They go up individually.
Waiting for the cuck with the "orig[1].jpg" filenames to post the newest Arisa pic with some reddit tier comment.
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were these reddit tier comments?

This a "Dream Match", according to WWE
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he's taller then Undertaker and about the same height as Kane
Because that was mick foley over a decade past his prime, the idea here is these guys at their peak
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It should have been Dean if he still employed to WWE
they had a planned match when Dean Ambrose was still in FCW and he was calling out Mick Foley for inspiring a generation to imitate him in hardcore matches but Mick Foley couldn't pass the physical test's to compete
these WWE heights are some occult bullshit. Sometimes I felt like taker was just a smidge taller than Kane and then I see shit like this. Feels like their heights switch every decade

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Based Bulbaslayer
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"Honey, I'm home!"
why does the tranny feel like it's their right to hand out nigger passes or not?
I'm pretty sure this tranny mutt isn't in position to dictate who can say nigger.

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>Former WWE Star AJ Lee shared a story on social media about having to deal with racism. She wrote that a woman driving by in her car shouted at AJ to go back to where she came from.

>The former Divas Champion responded that instead of being angry she was going to keep writing about strong, brilliant, Latina superheroes.

>Her full story was, "A moment ago, a woman driving by in her car shouted at me to go back to where I came from. Instead of being angry, I'm just going to sit at my computer and keep writing about strong, brilliant, Latina superheroes. That'd probably really pi** her off. #RepresentationMatters."

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I want to make her a single mother
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If someone shouts abuse at me and tells me that I'm inferior because of my skin color which I have no control over, why should I have to take the high-ground? Fuck that. I'm tired of this shit, me and my brothers are about to bring this country to it's knees. And guess what, we doxxing all you racist ass motherfuckers on 4chan first. Sleep tight whites, we coming for that ass now!
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What kind of sick fuck would want to leave that sweet sexy Oreo cookie?
Based Jamal not taking it from the man anymore.
I could've sworn she was a pinay

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Would a "post-modern deconstructionist" smark gimmick work out? Like the guy completely deconstructs wrestling in our faces. Whenever he gets irish whipped to the ropes he stops wags his finger and goes "no no no" (he would never be vulnerable to irish whips). If someone tries to do a ring walk move like Old School he just pulls them down. If he ever gets a title he just stands outside during each title match until counted out. If someone tries to do a figure 4 on him he quickly flips over like it was nothing. When he cuts promos he starts off saying shut like "i'm out here to cut this promo and tell you why so and so sucks" verbatim. He wouldn't point out anything wrong with the company like Seth or Punk, or say wrestling is fake, he would just point out the absurdities of wrestling in the ring and on the mic. He would be like the wrestling version of Frank Grimes from the Simpsons.

Would this work?
This is pretty much what Jay White is doing right now which is part of the reason everyone loves him.

When people line him up for a lariat or a big move just smirks and flops down on the ground, etc.
would be kinda corny in the indies but it might be cool if a wwe wrestler did it and got some tv time. But that sounds like a heel gimmick and the wwe crowd is the type to give the guy face pops
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That sounds really fucking gay and cringe. Would probably have a cult following of obssesed overweight Internet smarks while he continues to plummet ratings.

It's 2019. Everybody knows wrestling is fake. We know the submissions don't actually hurt. We know that the Undertaker isn't actually an undead zombie. You're not clever for pointing this out,, you're just insulting the fans' intelligence. They'll wonder why the hell they're still watching a product that even the wrestlers are making fun of, and then they'll stop watching it.
It's can work. Some of what Orange Cassidy does is pretty close. Like the Janela match where Janela threw a chair at him to set up a dan daminator and Cassidy just didn't catch he chair.
Everyone knows wrestling is fake and has cliches. People want someone who makes them believe what's going on is still important anyway.

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Previously on /in4Bliss/: >>7418742

Formerly /spiteful/ and /goddess/

•Social Media•

•Alexa's title wins•

•Images and WEBMs•
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>You guys like this?
Because nobody draw dimes on Smackdown so they need her
So. Shane Thorne, huh? Interesting...
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BTFO to that poor guy

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>there are people out there who think this wasn't 100% pure kino
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This would literally be the top promotion if it was like this today.
Sting was in a kayfabe low point in his career, especially after the Jeff Hardy thing. The most famous part of the Joker is that "it only takes one bad day" and Sting had a bad day.
test desu
Sting is absolutely one of the all time greats. No one else could have pulled this off as well as he did.
Absolutely broke my heart when I saw zoomer faggots talking shit about Sting when he finally went to WWE.

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>co workers start talking about sports
>one of them jokingly asks if you like wrestling
>say no to protect your power level
>someone else says they watch it and everyone thinks that's cool
>can't join in on discussion because you just said you don't watch it
>can't talk about real sports cause you just watch wrestling
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Tell them that you were "working" them, a technique originally invented in the wrestling business.
Say you watched it when you were younger and let them explain the newer characters to you. You can still talk about wrestling as such this way.
>someone else says they watch it
>"whoah that's cool dude, do you go to the shows?"

>you say you watch it
>"ummm you know that stuff is fake...right?"
I bet OP pisses in the stall even when urinals are open

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