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one day aj styles mather awoke aj and told him go and buy five slice of bread
one for you
and one for me
and one for your brother
one for your sister
one for your father
and please come back very fast because we are very hungry
aj said o.k!
he went to the super market and buy five slice of bread
one for him
and one for his mather
and one for his brother
one for his sister
one for his father
and when he came back he found his mather waiting for him and she told him go back to the supermarket and give them back one slice because your father is dead
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Holly came from Miami, Fla
Hitchhiked her way across the U.S.A
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her legs and then he was a she
She says, "hey babe, take a walk on the wild side"
Said, "hey honey, take a walk on the wild side"
Candy came from out on the Island
In the backroom she was everybody's darling
But she never lost her head
Even when she was giving head
She says, "hey baby, take a walk on the wild side"
Said, "hey babe, take a walk on the wild side"
And the colored girls go doo-doo-doo, doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo, doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo, doo, doo-doo, doo-doo

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Ooo girl shock me like an electric eel
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necro
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>>7861676
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>>7861941
this but based

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>Paige's career ending injury really sucked for me
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>>7865005
Go back
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>>7865005
Guarantee most of them really feel the same way we do but say the ‘nice’ thing for the comment points. The points system they have is cancer.
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>>7865005
>meanwhile reddit is
How do you know this?
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>>7865011
>>7865044
Faithless fools, ever heard of espionage
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>>7864923

die,poltard

we dont want your retarded ass here

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When's the last time they worked you?
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>>7864747
I thought that outside the ring you can do what you want but inside the ring they have to work, like school where you'd mess around between classes and might hate the guy sitting in front of you but still sat and behaved during class. The reality wasn't that much different stuff like Bret and Shawn in hindsight.
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>>7864700
When I actually thought Vince wouldn't fake cancer to get Roman Reigns over.
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>>7864700
when they buried kairi with these 2 shitters
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>>7864750
If this ever comes out as confirmed bullshit I will drop this product quicker than a Goldberg match.
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>>7864702
Same here but that was the last straw for me. Not watching anymore

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New WOR, please!
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>>7864604
Sir I borrow your name is okay?
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>>7864706
fuck off you fucking cunt
>>7864716
Edgelord L is for everyone
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>please give me WOR
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>>7865028
this
if you can't afford $11.00 then i'm not spoonfeeding you basedboy redditards
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save us kiwichad

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What's it like being a boomer wrestling fan my fellow boom boom frens
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@7864767
not even worthy of my (you) you larping dork
back to squaredcircle ya peasant
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>>7864657
you need to be over the age of 18 to post on this board
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>>7864781
care to extrapolate?
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>>7864644
>caring about match quality
Yikes
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>>7865046
I'd rather have matches that aren't painful to sit through due to how slow and boring they are, seeing as how they take up about 80% of PPV's.

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ITT we suggest ways to save the business and restore it to previous glory.
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its actually pretty simple. just off the top of my head.
>no more workrate style matches (i.e. spots that are so planned out that its obvious)
>flippy manlets are allowed BUT they are exclusively intercontinental/us title picture
>only the big stars are top title potential
>no more scripted promos
>no more 'you deserve it' titles given out
>woman wreslters who are not only good but allowed to show their sexy sides
>tag teams are actually tag teams and not just two thrown together wrestlers
>no more wreslters who gimmicks are they wrestle
>no more wrestling matches built around the fact they are going to have a GREAT or DREAM match
>blood + protected chair headshots
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>>7864281
the industry will not be revived unless we get another Hogan or Austin to get millions of people to watch it
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>>7864299
not at first but it will attract more ripped chads into future generations, and stop this silly nonsense of marks who grew up watching wrestling being the only ones in the ring
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>>7864299
Won't do anything about their height. It will improve muscle mass, heighten need to fuck, and aggression. All of which will make them less likely to engage in virgin shit like vidya
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i haven't watched any wrestling for years

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Imagine being a company struggling to put out exciting matches and refusing to use these two based manlets.
Who the fuck wants to see Shitsuke vs The Jiz? Chuck these two in there, Ali was owed a title shot anyway, and make it a fatal 4way and you go from garbage to guaranteed MOTN.
Fuck WWE
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>>7864901
It's the WWE style and presentation that is unexciting. I don't care who they put in the ring, I will be sticking with Impact.
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>>7864991
Cant wait to laugh at you failing a second time bauer
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>>7865004
Cornette's gone and we still don't want you back. Have fun wrestling in front of 15 people in Oklahoma.
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>>7865010
5 more than who were at fury road
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>>7864931
MLWCHAD telling the truth here. They've been great all summer.

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And we're here, for the Kickoff show of Clash of-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96Uu_S8-dzM
>Shut up, Saxton! Can't you see?! The GODDESS is here!
Ah, yes Corey and she will be defending her-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSsOZZBGc_U
>I SAID SHUT UP SAXTON! It's the GOLDEN Goddess! THEY'RE BOTH HERE! I'm gonna, I'm gonna I'M GONNA COOOOOOM
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>>7863782
Based Coomer Graves
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>>7863782
>The Goddess
>The Golden Goddess
so this is the power of WWE creative...
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>>7863782
>SHOW ME YOUR HOOOOOVES, LEXI
>MANDY, LET ME SNIFF YOUR BRAPS
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>>7863803
Based
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>>7863790
They need a 3rd goddess desu

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>PG is what's ruining wwe.... what we need is swear words
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>>7864679
>How many dimes a match drew is the true indicator of match quality
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>>7864912
>can't read a few sentences
Vince's target audience, everyone.
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>>7864922
This
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>>7864910
>they are getting increasing tv deals because of the stars of 20 years ago even though they have had multiple tv deals since then that weren't worth this much
>the network is strong because people want to watch old ppvs even though the numbers of people who watch on demand are in the thousands and the vast majority of the network subs only use it to watch the live ppvs, and to a much lesser extent nxt
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>>7864919
>match quality

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Are they a couple?
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>>7864943
>ywn have a foursome with Kenny, Riho and Ibushi
Why live?
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"My good friend Riho," said Kenny Omega.
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>>7864981
Should have said
>My good personal friend Riho
Such a missed oportunity

According to Aaron Rift of NoDQ. Also note that HHH is likely the babyface with Rollins as the heel.
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>>7864802
He is gonna come out wearing an infinity gauntlet and thanos's armor and be surrounded by a bunch of alien goons
Steph will be painted blue and wearing a bald cap
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>>7864029
I was certain they'd do Becky and Seth vs. Triple H and Steph. I call bullshit on the heel turn unless they're bringing up some NXT guys.
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>>7864818
Sounds about right.
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>>7864261
VS Orton in SA was fun
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>>7864029
>Seth as heel and Haitch as the face
>Another 15min triple cringe entrance at Mania
Seen it already.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzbFbhZKFP0
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>>7854710
row row fight the power
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im cumming
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>MVP's song is I'M CUMMIN'
>I'm always cummin'
>MVP's finisher was the Overdrive
>I'm always cummin' in overdrive
>MVP said "BALLIN!"
>I'm always rubbin my balls.
I guess I never realized how similar we are.
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I DON'T WATCH WRESTLING
I DON'T WATCH SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT
I DON'T WATCH OUTLAW SHIT
I COOM
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>>7854710

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Lol such shit even by WWE standards.
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>Bayley (c) vs. Charlotte Flair
I don't care about Bayley.

>Seth Rollins and Braun Strowman (c) vs. Robert Roode and Dolph Ziggler
Yawn. House show trash.

>Seth Rollins (c) vs. Braun Strowman
TIME FOR BRAUN TO RUN INTO SHIT!

>Kofi Kingston (c) vs. Randy Orton
Kofi wins lol.

>Drew Gulak (c) vs. Humberto Carrillo vs. Lince Dorado
???


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>>7864129
And it's DESPITE WWE's best efforts
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>>7862735
>All those title matches
Hey, remember when ppvs only had a couple of title matches while the rest of them were matches based upon feuds the wrestlers were having.
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>>7864989
That's because titles mattered then
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>not reading the name
>not understanding every Clash/Night of champions gimmick
I won't be watching this shit stain either but jesus

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>>7860910
>still butthurt about a line in a promo after 17(seventeen) years
What did Big Daddy Bitch Kevin Trash mean by this?
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>>7860910
jesus christ wolfcuck, don’t you have some form of employment?
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During that time a fast-talking asshole jock.
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>>7860627
Muscular homosexual
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>>7860627
Arrogant badass

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Upcoming Diana debutant Nanami and her senpai Madeline
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I REALLY LIKE THIS GIRL
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>>7864639
YOU JUST KNOW
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>>7864638
She has the teeth of a Simpsons character.
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