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G8rH8r
personal blog 05/01/24(Wed)20:29:01 No.11478662

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personal blog G8rH8r 05/01/24(Wed)20:29:01 No.11478662 [Reply]

tonight after church rehearsal I decided to go to subway (I really really don’t like subway) but I had a coupon for a $4 half sub and I figured if I get the chicken bacon ranch with buffalo sauce it can’t be THAT bad I mean it’s rotisserie chicken and bacon and the sauce will hide all the crappyness and plus I could get extra spinach and onions to get som vitamins so I went in there for the first time in years and there was a line of about 7 dindus and future scientists and rappers so I waited a little bit and then i noticed Lizzo in front of me opened up her phone and had a list of like 6 different sandwiches to order and that’s when i said nope this is NOT worth it so I went to the liquor store and came home and made me a pint of kratom vodka and turned on the Orville and will soon post a thread about pizza toppings. Thanks

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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OP4
05/01/24(Wed)21:13:25 No.11478726

OP4 05/01/24(Wed)21:13:25 No.11478726

>>11478683
Hope it’s at least a plaid

Anonymous
05/01/24(Wed)21:14:57 No.11478728

Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)21:14:57 No.11478728

>>11478723
it's treated with indifference, apparently. i saw a video of a guy getting pulled over and arrested for sleeping in his self driving tesla on the road and he wasnt even drunk

King's
05/01/24(Wed)21:16:42 No.11478731

King's 05/01/24(Wed)21:16:42 No.11478731

>>11478697
It shouldn't be but I think that is DUI and whatever the penalty for not monitoring what a self operating car is. Honestly it should be a requirement to let the car drive if you're near blackout drunk in a more sane world.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

King's
05/01/24(Wed)21:35:40 No.11478761

King's 05/01/24(Wed)21:35:40 No.11478761

>>11478686
You should
>>11478726
Nah Model 3 4 door sedan, Performance model though.

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)04:07:50 No.11479423

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)04:07:50 No.11479423

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qwish
05/01/24(Wed)11:49:34 No.11477709

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qwish 05/01/24(Wed)11:49:34 No.11477709 [Reply]

i wish you a wonderfully cursed day

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Catfish
05/01/24(Wed)11:55:13 No.11477716

Catfish 05/01/24(Wed)11:55:13 No.11477716

Yea it's cursed as fuck but my only other option is going to jail so...meh

Anonymous
05/01/24(Wed)12:46:07 No.11477804

Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)12:46:07 No.11477804

my schlusselbund is crying blood is all I know

Anonymous
05/01/24(Wed)12:56:17 No.11477828

Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)12:56:17 No.11477828

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cursed days, wonderful days, just days ... days days days ... this is my life, one day after another, and they never return.

Jeriko
05/01/24(Wed)21:34:05 No.11478759

Jeriko 05/01/24(Wed)21:34:05 No.11478759

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what did i do

Your fortune: Average Luck

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)04:07:02 No.11479422

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)04:07:02 No.11479422

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Anonymous
05/01/24(Wed)23:15:43 No.11478995

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Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)23:15:43 No.11478995 [Reply]

Le cirno

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Anonymous
05/01/24(Wed)23:18:40 No.11479000

Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)23:18:40 No.11479000

she looks mildly inconvenienced

Anonymous
05/01/24(Wed)23:22:03 No.11479005

Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)23:22:03 No.11479005

why are her nipples hard?

Anonymous
05/01/24(Wed)23:25:38 No.11479013

Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)23:25:38 No.11479013

>>11478995
how can i make it possible irl to even get a squid octopus this big to do this kinda thing. would be pretty fun ngl.

Anonymous
05/01/24(Wed)23:27:31 No.11479019

Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)23:27:31 No.11479019

>>11479013
slather yourself in crab/fish meat
they taste with their arms so its like putting peanut butter on your balls

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)03:45:31 No.11479404

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)03:45:31 No.11479404

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Le grape

Kaf
04/28/24(Sun)22:57:42 No.11472612

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Kaf 04/28/24(Sun)22:57:42 No.11472612 [Reply]

I will post Steve comics

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Kaf
05/01/24(Wed)18:08:22 No.11478440

Kaf 05/01/24(Wed)18:08:22 No.11478440

>>11478100 (DUBS)
Magic probably I can't explain it

neked snek
05/01/24(Wed)18:12:47 No.11478457

neked snek 05/01/24(Wed)18:12:47 No.11478457

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but how does fishe taste

Anonymous
05/01/24(Wed)23:42:38 No.11479055

Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)23:42:38 No.11479055

i need MORE

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)02:33:18 No.11479340

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)02:33:18 No.11479340

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>>11479055
dubs! i hope to see more too

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)03:39:32 No.11479398

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)03:39:32 No.11479398

I want MOORE

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)03:34:22 No.11479392

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Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)03:34:22 No.11479392 [Reply]

fuck u in particular

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Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)03:17:34 No.11479375

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Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)03:17:34 No.11479375 [Reply]

How would you like it if [s4s] hypnotized you and put you in a suggestible dreamlike trance so they could have their way with you?

Your fortune: Average Luck

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Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)03:18:26 No.11479376

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)03:18:26 No.11479376

>>11479375
I wouldn't like I'd definitely get raped

OP4
05/02/24(Thu)03:19:27 No.11479377

OP4 05/02/24(Thu)03:19:27 No.11479377

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Only if they’re hot girls

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)03:20:02 No.11479378

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)03:20:02 No.11479378

>>11479375
maybe i'd let a girl do it but only if it was to make me pre-jac and i liked her

qwish
05/01/24(Wed)01:21:08 No.11477047

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qwish 05/01/24(Wed)01:21:08 No.11477047 [Reply]

im very anxious in school
please let me go home
im going to go outside..

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Anonymous
05/01/24(Wed)17:29:11 No.11478381

Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)17:29:11 No.11478381

>>11478082
wish is not tsuki, tsuki is long gone

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)01:05:01 No.11479219

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)01:05:01 No.11479219

>>11478381
exactly why i want wish to fuckin kill me if he's going to larp as being the representative

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)02:57:33 No.11479363

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)02:57:33 No.11479363

>>11479219
wish wouldnt kill you, wish wouldnt kill anyone
he's not tsuki nor someone who would harm others

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)03:12:21 No.11479371

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)03:12:21 No.11479371

>>11477104
>Hiragana-only text
I didn't know they made games for people with Down's syndrome in Japan.

qwish
05/02/24(Thu)03:14:53 No.11479372

qwish 05/02/24(Thu)03:14:53 No.11479372

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>>11479371
um its for children @_@

Anonymous
04/28/24(Sun)02:53:10 No.11471347

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Anonymous 04/28/24(Sun)02:53:10 No.11471347 [Reply]

this girler isnt wearing any clothes!

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Anonymous
05/01/24(Wed)14:40:41 No.11477999

Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)14:40:41 No.11477999

>>11477866
prepubescents don't have hips and a waist and nice thighs

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Anonymous
05/01/24(Wed)14:44:06 No.11478006

Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)14:44:06 No.11478006

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>>11477999
Megumin is quite the skinny thing

Anonymous
05/01/24(Wed)20:25:12 No.11478649

Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)20:25:12 No.11478649

>>11477999 (trips, nice)
>>11471347
Well, she isn't any more.

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)02:54:06 No.11479359

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)02:54:06 No.11479359

super fighting robot
megumin

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)03:11:10 No.11479370

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)03:11:10 No.11479370

>>11477999
what is nice thighs because if the fat girl brainwashing has worked on you and you call everybody who is not obese some kind of jailbait or everybody who likes women who are not obese a pedophile
this is only a sign that women are getting their way and we're going to have another big war
and then you'll be waiting on big boy to come into your house and rape all of your children before he kills you
and now what is the pedophile after they make that happen

Perso
05/01/24(Wed)11:27:28 No.11477694

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Perso 05/01/24(Wed)11:27:28 No.11477694 [Reply]

My throat feels so dry, wet and sticky at the same time I need help

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Anonymous
05/01/24(Wed)12:18:00 No.11477747

Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)12:18:00 No.11477747

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I vomited outdoors last night and wiped my mouth and nose with my crusty sock

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Anonymous
05/01/24(Wed)12:26:20 No.11477769

Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)12:26:20 No.11477769

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>>11477718
This.
Also,I am not making fun of you,brush your teeth and then use mouth wash.
>>11477747
Oof.
I know that game.
Some reason you had to remain out doors after you puked,hoping others would go back to sleep?
At least that's what happened to me.

Anonymous
05/01/24(Wed)12:34:00 No.11477786

Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)12:34:00 No.11477786

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Anonymous
05/01/24(Wed)21:10:25 No.11478718

Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)21:10:25 No.11478718

>>11477733
open yuor dubs

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)03:08:26 No.11479369

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)03:08:26 No.11479369

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Anonymous
free palestine 05/02/24(Thu)01:19:06 No.11479253

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free palestine Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)01:19:06 No.11479253 [Reply]

from the river to the sea~

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Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)03:08:10 No.11479368

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)03:08:10 No.11479368

israel literally won nigger

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)01:12:18 No.11479239

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Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)01:12:18 No.11479239 [Reply]

Free Palestine?
Feet philistine!!

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Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)01:24:48 No.11479267

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)01:24:48 No.11479267

2D is so meh

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)01:26:32 No.11479271

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)01:26:32 No.11479271

Eye Tracker?
Butt tracer!!

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)01:51:28 No.11479316

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)01:51:28 No.11479316

>>11479250
If you always do your best then nobody will be able to say you didn't try

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)02:16:04 No.11479327

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)02:16:04 No.11479327

>>11479316
cirnopilled

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)02:59:15 No.11479365

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)02:59:15 No.11479365

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israel fucking won

Magick
05/01/24(Wed)18:21:09 No.11478477

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Magick 05/01/24(Wed)18:21:09 No.11478477 [Reply]

.

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Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)01:05:01 No.11479218

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)01:05:01 No.11479218

>>11479145
i'm so exicted to wake up tomorrow fry and egg make some bread then have a slice with a single baked potato for lunch then have the same thing again for dinner i'm so excited i can't fall asleep i just wanna fall asleep and wake up tomorrow morning asap to fry and egg and have homemade bread with potatos!!!!!!

Magick
05/02/24(Thu)01:08:06 No.11479227

Magick 05/02/24(Thu)01:08:06 No.11479227

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>>11479218

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)01:09:07 No.11479228

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)01:09:07 No.11479228

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>>11479218
you can't be 3d and eat bread and stay cute

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Magick
05/02/24(Thu)01:10:24 No.11479235

Magick 05/02/24(Thu)01:10:24 No.11479235

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>>11479228

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)02:58:00 No.11479364

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)02:58:00 No.11479364

>>11478973
dorm house

Anonymous
05/01/24(Wed)20:10:49 No.11478626

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Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)20:10:49 No.11478626 [Reply]

the dead internet theory

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Anonymous
05/01/24(Wed)20:19:26 No.11478643

Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)20:19:26 No.11478643

the flattening of culture

Anonymous
05/01/24(Wed)20:43:14 No.11478682

Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)20:43:14 No.11478682

lame is a whore

Anonymous
05/01/24(Wed)20:58:04 No.11478698

Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)20:58:04 No.11478698

>>11478630
is it trying to say that the current zoomer culture of animu is the same pozzery as baby stimulatory videos? that's the conclusion i came to

Anonymous
05/01/24(Wed)21:04:37 No.11478708

Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)21:04:37 No.11478708

>>11478698
hard to call that anime culture. it's just twitter artist crap

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)02:56:20 No.11479362

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)02:56:20 No.11479362

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ojamajo doremi 04/30/24(Tue)20:37:57 No.11476500

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ojamajo doremi Anonymous 04/30/24(Tue)20:37:57 No.11476500 [Reply]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HGCIaoujM4

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Anonymous
05/01/24(Wed)17:45:20 No.11478403

Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)17:45:20 No.11478403

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Anonymous
05/01/24(Wed)19:18:03 No.11478565

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Anonymous
05/01/24(Wed)20:27:40 No.11478659

Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)20:27:40 No.11478659

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Anonymous
05/01/24(Wed)20:42:47 No.11478680

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Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)02:55:44 No.11479361

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)02:55:44 No.11479361

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>>11478659

Anonymous
I fucking hate having diarrhea 05/01/24(Wed)15:39:18 No.11478114

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I fucking hate having diarrhea Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)15:39:18 No.11478114 [Reply]

pretty sure the entire house heard me farting too

~~Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail~~

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Anonymous
05/01/24(Wed)19:03:04 No.11478547

Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)19:03:04 No.11478547

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>>11478393

Anonymous
05/01/24(Wed)19:06:20 No.11478553

Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)19:06:20 No.11478553

>>11478114
they all probably think it's funny and laugh a little lifting their spirits. it's probably why they keep you around for the little moments and the small things that make life worth it.

Anonymous
05/01/24(Wed)19:25:28 No.11478572

Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)19:25:28 No.11478572

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>>11478553
moron if your co-inhabitants gets sick pleasure from your defecation suffering then they are twisted, wacky little men who don't deserve to have their spirits lifted but rather kicked to the curb in cold weather

Anonymous
05/01/24(Wed)20:26:41 No.11478654

Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)20:26:41 No.11478654

>>11478397
Repugnant post.

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)02:55:07 No.11479360

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)02:55:07 No.11479360

POOP!!!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHH FUNNY POOPIES!!!!!!!!!!!

XD ELELELELELELELEL PPPPPPPOOOOO

PPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYY

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

YYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH
AHAHAH

AHAHAHA FUNNY POOP! POOP FUNNY! WEE

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