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Anonymous
I fucking got my teachers nude(...) 05/02/24(Thu)03:29:00 No.11479386
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I fucking got my teachers nudes Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)03:29:00 No.11479386   [Reply]
When I was like 14 I knew my teacher used steam so after like 2 months of trying to figure it out I heard her voice in a voice chat in a game, made friends with her through text on steam, eventually went to discord and flirting and shit, took like 3 months from there for the nudes, that post nut clarity nearly made me faint, shit we kept sexting after that and she never knew it was me, kept trying to meet up too but god forbid

anyways, now what?
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Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)04:25:20 No.11479447
Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)04:25:20 No.11479447
>>11479387
what for you cocksucking shit eating nigger? he didn't commit a crime
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Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)04:55:33 No.11479462
Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)04:55:33 No.11479462
>>11479445
I was not going to do that
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Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)05:09:34 No.11479466
Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)05:09:34 No.11479466
>>11479462
can you at least post the nudes
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Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)05:27:45 No.11479471
Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)05:27:45 No.11479471
>>11479466
they're years deep in dms, besides even if I had them I wouldn't, cause THAT'S illegal isn't it
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Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)05:52:43 No.11479489
Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)05:52:43 No.11479489
>>11479421
>>11479445
wtf gado
Anonymous
05/01/24(Wed)00:41:47 No.11476975
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Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)00:41:47 No.11476975   [Reply]
sex with children
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Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)03:38:37 No.11479396
Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)03:38:37 No.11479396
>>11479394
hey I'm really sorry
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Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)03:40:18 No.11479400
Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)03:40:18 No.11479400
>>11479396
It's ok
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crudehumour223@gmail.con
05/02/24(Thu)04:38:17 No.11479453
crudehumour223@gmail.con 05/02/24(Thu)04:38:17 No.11479453
>>11478263
you sure love interacting with me and being friends with me ^^
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Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)04:43:48 No.11479457
Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)04:43:48 No.11479457
>>11479453
you say that to everyone but I'm not sure you've yet found the person you're looking for
>>
Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)05:45:32 No.11479481
Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)05:45:32 No.11479481
is being a pedo a requirement to post on esfores? if it is im sorry for posting without license
Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)03:45:14 No.11479403
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snow lelpard
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tea fren
05/02/24(Thu)04:02:41 No.11479416
tea fren 05/02/24(Thu)04:02:41 No.11479416
see also: snow elf, snow fox, snow bunny
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Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)04:04:08 No.11479418
Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)04:04:08 No.11479418
nature;smazin innit all the white animals live in the snow it crazy
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Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)04:04:14 No.11479419
Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)04:04:14 No.11479419
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BEANS ARE ANIMAL ABUSE
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Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)04:58:40 No.11479464
Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)04:58:40 No.11479464
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>>11479419
;__;
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anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)05:43:06 No.11479479
anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)05:43:06 No.11479479
she's so pawbs i love her
Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)05:21:57 No.11479469
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Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)05:21:57 No.11479469   [Reply]
>colorway
this is a spiritual issue
anyone who says this has a spiritual problem.
>who am I quoting
>
https://youtu.be/Lw5G06Uk44U?t=60
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Anonymous
05/01/24(Wed)19:31:49 No.11478579
Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)19:31:49 No.11478579   [Reply]
spongebob boiling in a pot of shit
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Garlic Salt
05/01/24(Wed)19:43:42 No.11478598
Garlic Salt 05/01/24(Wed)19:43:42 No.11478598
I am following the river down the highway. Through the cradle of the Civil War.
I'm going to Graceland.
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spongebob
05/01/24(Wed)21:43:43 No.11478775
spongebob 05/01/24(Wed)21:43:43 No.11478775
ヾ(＾∇＾)
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Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)04:08:24 No.11479424
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spongebob
05/02/24(Thu)04:20:14 No.11479441
spongebob 05/02/24(Thu)04:20:14 No.11479441
There is nothing I can do...
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Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)04:58:29 No.11479463
Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)04:58:29 No.11479463
One day, SpongeBob will leave the pot of shit.
But not today.
Anonymous
Freakazoid 05/02/24(Thu)04:31:51 No.11479450
Freakazoid Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)04:31:51 No.11479450   [Reply]
Some Evil Muslim guy on TikTok by @the_based_bengali
> Says Non Muslim women who are sex slaves don't deserve sympathy
> Got Exposed for talking to minors
> Talk about Fucking another man's wife
> Say Non-Muslims are enemies of Islam
> Says he want his wife to wear Niqab
> Harass Women
> Has a Fan Base that tells women they deserve to be stoned and lashed
All While having 60k Followers! >_< HOW?
I cant Believe People Really give this guy a platform O_O
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Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)04:45:09 No.11479459
Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)04:45:09 No.11479459
its very interesting when someone who has only ever heard about 4chan(nel) through secondhand sources tries posting for the first time. you can tell they weren't sure where to post this until they found the board titled "shit 4chan says" and figured this was the right place without even bothering to look at any other threads.
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Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)06:25:38 No.11479515
Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)06:25:38 No.11479515
umm he sounds awesome ^_^
Anonymous
05/01/24(Wed)06:13:51 No.11477442
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Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)06:13:51 No.11477442   [Reply]
stop drinking water retard it makes you fat, it makes you gain like 10 pounds a day
>b-but you piss it all away
fatty cope, people who drink water all the time like an obese dumbass drink more water than they piss out each day, so you're never losing the weight, and you're constantly gaining
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Anonymous
05/01/24(Wed)16:17:22 No.11478224
Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)16:17:22 No.11478224
>>11478222
sometimes i get sick of checking all these awesome recurring digits
...
jokeing :D
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Garlic Salt
05/01/24(Wed)18:59:09 No.11478540
Garlic Salt 05/01/24(Wed)18:59:09 No.11478540
>>11478224
https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1714602452157744.jpg
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Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)01:46:58 No.11479312
Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)01:46:58 No.11479312
>>11477442
who are you quoting
>>
Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)04:15:24 No.11479436
Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)04:15:24 No.11479436
Drink water all the time and you will be skinny after a month
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rainefag
05/02/24(Thu)04:24:53 No.11479446
rainefag 05/02/24(Thu)04:24:53 No.11479446
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i lovbe drinking docta pebba

Your fortune: Outlook good
Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)04:11:02 No.11479427
Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)04:11:02 No.11479427   [Reply]
born
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Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)04:12:19 No.11479430
Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)04:12:19 No.11479430
>>11479427
cute what is its name
G8rH8r
personal blog 05/01/24(Wed)20:29:01 No.11478662
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personal blog G8rH8r 05/01/24(Wed)20:29:01 No.11478662   [Reply]
tonight after church rehearsal I decided to go to subway (I really really don’t like subway) but I had a coupon for a $4 half sub and I figured if I get the chicken bacon ranch with buffalo sauce it can’t be THAT bad I mean it’s rotisserie chicken and bacon and the sauce will hide all the crappyness and plus I could get extra spinach and onions to get som vitamins so I went in there for the first time in years and there was a line of about 7 dindus and future scientists and rappers so I waited a little bit and then i noticed Lizzo in front of me opened up her phone and had a list of like 6 different sandwiches to order and that’s when i said nope this is NOT worth it so I went to the liquor store and came home and made me a pint of kratom vodka and turned on the Orville and will soon post a thread about pizza toppings. Thanks

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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OP4
05/01/24(Wed)21:13:25 No.11478726
OP4 05/01/24(Wed)21:13:25 No.11478726
>>11478683
Hope it’s at least a plaid
>>
Anonymous
05/01/24(Wed)21:14:57 No.11478728
Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)21:14:57 No.11478728
>>11478723
it's treated with indifference, apparently. i saw a video of a guy getting pulled over and arrested for sleeping in his self driving tesla on the road and he wasnt even drunk
>>
King's
05/01/24(Wed)21:16:42 No.11478731
King's 05/01/24(Wed)21:16:42 No.11478731
>>11478697
It shouldn't be but I think that is DUI and whatever the penalty for not monitoring what a self operating car is. Honestly it should be a requirement to let the car drive if you're near blackout drunk in a more sane world.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>
King's
05/01/24(Wed)21:35:40 No.11478761
King's 05/01/24(Wed)21:35:40 No.11478761
>>11478686
You should
>>11478726
Nah Model 3 4 door sedan, Performance model though.
>>
Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)04:07:50 No.11479423
Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)04:07:50 No.11479423
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qwish
05/01/24(Wed)11:49:34 No.11477709
qwish 05/01/24(Wed)11:49:34 No.11477709   [Reply]
i wish you a wonderfully cursed day
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Catfish
05/01/24(Wed)11:55:13 No.11477716
Catfish 05/01/24(Wed)11:55:13 No.11477716
Yea it's cursed as fuck but my only other option is going to jail so...meh
>>
Anonymous
05/01/24(Wed)12:46:07 No.11477804
Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)12:46:07 No.11477804
my schlusselbund is crying blood is all I know
>>
Anonymous
05/01/24(Wed)12:56:17 No.11477828
Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)12:56:17 No.11477828
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cursed days, wonderful days, just days ... days days days ... this is my life, one day after another, and they never return.
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Jeriko
05/01/24(Wed)21:34:05 No.11478759
Jeriko 05/01/24(Wed)21:34:05 No.11478759
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what did i do

Your fortune: Average Luck
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Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)04:07:02 No.11479422
Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)04:07:02 No.11479422
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Anonymous
05/01/24(Wed)23:15:43 No.11478995
Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)23:15:43 No.11478995   [Reply]
Le cirno
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Anonymous
05/01/24(Wed)23:18:40 No.11479000
Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)23:18:40 No.11479000
she looks mildly inconvenienced
>>
Anonymous
05/01/24(Wed)23:22:03 No.11479005
Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)23:22:03 No.11479005
why are her nipples hard?
>>
Anonymous
05/01/24(Wed)23:25:38 No.11479013
Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)23:25:38 No.11479013
>>11478995
how can i make it possible irl to even get a squid octopus this big to do this kinda thing. would be pretty fun ngl.
>>
Anonymous
05/01/24(Wed)23:27:31 No.11479019
Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)23:27:31 No.11479019
>>11479013
slather yourself in crab/fish meat
they taste with their arms so its like putting peanut butter on your balls
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Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)03:45:31 No.11479404
Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)03:45:31 No.11479404
Le grape
Kaf
04/28/24(Sun)22:57:42 No.11472612
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Kaf 04/28/24(Sun)22:57:42 No.11472612   [Reply]
I will post Steve comics
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Kaf
05/01/24(Wed)18:08:22 No.11478440
Kaf 05/01/24(Wed)18:08:22 No.11478440
>>11478100 (DUBS)
Magic probably I can't explain it
>>
neked snek
05/01/24(Wed)18:12:47 No.11478457
neked snek 05/01/24(Wed)18:12:47 No.11478457
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but how does fishe taste
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Anonymous
05/01/24(Wed)23:42:38 No.11479055
Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)23:42:38 No.11479055
i need MORE

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>
Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)02:33:18 No.11479340
Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)02:33:18 No.11479340
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>>11479055
dubs! i hope to see more too
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Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)03:39:32 No.11479398
Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)03:39:32 No.11479398
I want MOORE
Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)03:34:22 No.11479392
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Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)03:34:22 No.11479392   [Reply]
fuck u in particular
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qwish
05/01/24(Wed)01:21:08 No.11477047
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qwish 05/01/24(Wed)01:21:08 No.11477047   [Reply]
im very anxious in school
please let me go home
im going to go outside..
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Anonymous
05/01/24(Wed)17:29:11 No.11478381
Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)17:29:11 No.11478381
>>11478082
wish is not tsuki, tsuki is long gone
>>
Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)01:05:01 No.11479219
Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)01:05:01 No.11479219
>>11478381
exactly why i want wish to fuckin kill me if he's going to larp as being the representative
>>
Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)02:57:33 No.11479363
Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)02:57:33 No.11479363
>>11479219
wish wouldnt kill you, wish wouldnt kill anyone
he's not tsuki nor someone who would harm others
>>
Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)03:12:21 No.11479371
Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)03:12:21 No.11479371
>>11477104
>Hiragana-only text
I didn't know they made games for people with Down's syndrome in Japan.
>>
qwish
05/02/24(Thu)03:14:53 No.11479372
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>>11479371
um its for children @_@
Perso
05/01/24(Wed)11:27:28 No.11477694
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My throat feels so dry, wet and sticky at the same time I need help
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Anonymous
05/01/24(Wed)12:18:00 No.11477747
Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)12:18:00 No.11477747
I vomited outdoors last night and wiped my mouth and nose with my crusty sock

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
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Anonymous
05/01/24(Wed)12:26:20 No.11477769
Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)12:26:20 No.11477769
>>11477718
This.
Also,I am not making fun of you,brush your teeth and then use mouth wash.
>>11477747
Oof.
I know that game.
Some reason you had to remain out doors after you puked,hoping others would go back to sleep?
At least that's what happened to me.
>>
Anonymous
05/01/24(Wed)12:34:00 No.11477786
Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)12:34:00 No.11477786
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Anonymous
05/01/24(Wed)21:10:25 No.11478718
Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)21:10:25 No.11478718
>>11477733
open yuor dubs

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>
Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)03:08:26 No.11479369
Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)03:08:26 No.11479369
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