>You are Ardent Mind, an experienced caravan guard and a senior team leader of Steady Stride Caravan Guard Company>Your job is to escort ponies across the Badlands and beyond to the new colonies in the Mysterious South, fighting Changelings, Diamond Dogs, giant lizards and other dangerous wildlife found in The Badlands and the lands beyond>Most recently you were hired by the Equestrian Rehoming Project, an organization responsible for managing and encouraging immigration to Equestria’s new colonies>Your job is to escort and protect one of the Project’s heads, her entourage, and a large number of settlers, fifty ponies in all, all the way from the city of Appleloosa to New Ponyville in the southern colonies>The job has been rougher than normal but the excitement reached a crescendo just a few days ago when Diamond Dogs trapped your group within a canyon, leading you to take shelter in a newly excavated ancient Dog temple>After a costly battle in the temple you were forced to take a metaphorical leap of faith, leading you and your remaining clients to find yourselves trapped in an underground Diamond Dog city>Now you and your team of caravan guards must find a way to escape the city with as many settlers you canLast session ended with you speaking to Drift, an earth pony slave about ways to escape the Dog city, as well as details surrounding the upcoming slave auction.(Characters: https://pastebin.com/PqtD6vYH)Previous Threads: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40650158/https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40794550/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>41124663Last time I rolled a 1 in stealth. Surely this will go better.
>>41124668>Keeping your voice low as possible, you turn around and whisper to Downburst“Back up.”>Slowly, carefully the two of you retreat, the whole while the sound of footsteps drawing nearer>It’s hard to navigate in the absolute darkness of the catacombs so you put your front right hoof against where the floor and wall meet, feeling for where the closest intersection is>You can’t see Downburst of course but you can hear his hoofsteps, no matter how hard he tries to be silent>When you do eventually find the hall you make a short ‘psst’ sound to get the stallion’s attention and hide around the corner, staying just a few steps away from the corner>After a few seconds the footsteps pass you by, not even so much as hesitating as it passes you[Input Needed]
>>41124724Wait for a few more moments before going ahead back to the temple to ensure whether or not the dog will come on back.
>>41124724The dog might be with the smugglers, maybe watch where he's going with earth sight.
>>41124743>>41124839>You wait for a few more moments to ensure the stranger doesn’t suddenly double back before lowering your hat over your horn and casting Earth Sense>Above you is a bevy of sleeping Dogs and a few slaves, though you ignore those>The stranger is a small Dog, as you expected, and is walking on only three of his legs while carrying an object in the last paw>He wears some kind of clothing, a robe maybe, and walks through the darkness without hesitation, as if he could see perfectly>Soon he turns down a passageway about a hundred feet away and eventually disappears from your sight>You relay the information back to Downburst>”Should we pursue him in case he’s working with the smugglers,” he asks, “or should we continue towards the tatzlwurm place?”[Input Needed]
The cutest mare!! the most snowpity!! I love her! I love her! I love her!
>>41122318She is so nice!
>>41122318I love rainbowshine and rainbowshine loves me!She seems like the type of mare to make breakfast in bed just for the fun of it
rainbowshine on 10 is it over?
>>41123653She’s sleepingMaking rainbows is hard work you know
>>41124367there is no way she can still be sleeping how will she be appreciated if shes on page 10!
Intel heist editionOLD THREAD: >>41104177Pony maps, sprays, and micspam!Reskinned vanilla maps (with mares) by our very own anons!Come relive the heyday of pony TF2 with your friends from /mlp/!Visit our official website to check out the server info from your browser: https://mlp.tf/If you'd like a custom icon on the mlp.tf scoreboard, post your Steam ID and attach your desired icon in the thread.>Server infoServer IP: tf2.15.ai OR 74.91.123.131:27015Password: check filenameSteam group: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/mlptf2_Map downloads (extract the .bz2 file, then place the .bsp file in /tf/download/maps): http://mlp.site.nfoservers.com/server/maps/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41124803Which maps do you think you’ll be doing?
>>41124803Just post them in the thread.
Where's the goddamn stallion balls in this thread
>>41124182>hiding in Plain Sightunf unf
Someone said to me in chat that June 3rd will be a day where RED and BLU band together to take on robots. Should we perhaps dedicate that day to either playing MvM or Appletopia? Or will it be business as usual?
Mare has a rose for (you)But you already took one from DAISY!!!!!wat do? btw daisy will be sad if you cheat on her with this mare
>>41124908>only cats can stretch
>>41124918not as flexible.
>>41124918https://derpibooru.org/search?q=behaving+like+a+cat%2C+screencap%2C+-edit&sf=first_seen_at&sd=descLow IQ zoo
>>41124923Most of these examples are shit.
>>41124872Shit meme
Do not postpone!
>>41124978But it's eepy time!
Howdy, partner!What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses. Plus late night pink antics.Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:~~~~~>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41123696To be fair on drowning
>>41123696Depending on which part of the fan of urine into, that might be a negative.
>>41122805And domestic violence, the violence with the best gas mileage!
>>41123467>Ember"Siegfried"'Delight'~~~"I can sell you a gun... for a price.">You can!?'EMBER NO!""Hey! Don't cockblock! Get it? Cockblock? Because gun... and also I'm a-">Shaddup! What's your price?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41124642>Gwen“Siegfried”~~~~>One of these days, child, you’re going to bite off more than you can chew!“Oh my I hope so!”>You are the only one I worry is so dumb I’m going to have to write “tried to fuck a dragon” for the obituary.“Bahhhh!”
beautiful mare fat
>>41123992What did she do?
>>41124102She exploited natural resources of Unicorns destroying their bog and forest to make her line of perfumes and skin accessories. She made millions out of it while causing billions worth of damage for Briddle Wood. So she made a cheap 5 minute apology video and then continued to do her thing while her fans damage control and make people forget about it
>>41124122That's the power of an influencer.
I love exploitative capitalist Piggy Pipp <3
She's very plump
>"All alone on a Friday night? Golly, you're pathetic."
>>41122985both of them were slavers holding entire kingdoms as hostage and sombra quite literally was just black magic.
>>41122990>i hate to see that prime cunny wastedExactly my thoughs.
>>41122874She's going insane.
>>41122749unf filly plap plap plap
>>41122749I'm not alone, I'm with the science team!
Pinkie has finally been accepted by the fungus, and wanted a place for everyone to discuss and show off their own mares and mycological projects!>What is this thread about? Mares and fungus, duh>Is any fungus welcomed?Anything but Trichoderma and Cobweb>Where can I get spores?https://fungushead.com/Pretty great little place to get some spores ordered (Cubes and other types) >How do I get started?Philly Golden Teacher is a great resource for getting started. Broke Boi Tek is always a good introduction to the hobby (though rather than rice, I do recommend Rye Berries)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgCW-ZPkxIUComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41096193i wish i could commune with ponk like that foreverrrrrr. thank you anon!
>>41117282once mushroom egg is formed they will grow very quickly within a day or less if they get correct weather conditions
The total yield from the first flush!
>>41124937Curious, how do you preserve mushrooms?
>>41124953Dehydrator and zip locks. I grind them into powder to put into teabags
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>>41124499Get the fuck out of here Horse Zelda, you'll never be Epony
epona is very sexy even before being ponified
>>41121367/thread
Imagine being reincarnated along with the rest of the cast.
>>41124604dropkick zoofags
Please share this - it has been offline for days:[Loyaldk] My Little Pony 4K Upscalemagnet:?xt=urn:btih:73605190116277ddda6bc24ee91c08a2af27a7e2&dn=%5BLoyaldk%5D%20My%20Little%20Pony%204K%20Upscaleand this which is also offline:4chan /mlp/ full imagesmagnet:?xt=urn:btih:9671fb0855c7931fe98f03f7612c18010fb10121&dn=4chan-mlpI hope that the right people see this thread so I can download the files I have missing for those torrents. In the meantime I will dump/bump with some images (+metadata) not found in searches.
>/ipfs/bafybeifmizflbrqh6tblrv7l662m3lvojnh4bo7q7sfyto2ambzv6mlzl4 ,, 1717238450 ,, safe, pony, mare, female, pinkie pie, fluttershy, text, english text, standing, full body, tongue, tongue out, sitting, cutie mark, pegasus, earth pony, violence, open mouth, g4
>/ipfs/bafybeidufc4klbppjd2dvtc2oug6hdpehj65t4dxjwmy43pxiom7yqo5ie ,, 1717238788 ,, safe, pony, mare, female, text, english text, pony viewing guide, cereal velocity, book, cutie mark, twilight sparkle, open mouth, ticket, smoke, fluttershy, applejack, hood, rarity, looking at each other, mane six, apple, fruit, food, g4
>>41123643*don't see Celestia in that role
>>41121550I have two copies of this part of 4chan-mlp torrent:>1365.car >>41114297Proof=that CID is online - including picrelated:>https://gateway.pinata.cloud/ipfs/bafybeifmobuk624u6utltabgpcx7ysuupsaush723ayuv7agmg3yhhjfby/15/1365151163400.gifOne down, hundreds left: about 0.5 GB out of 1000 GB duplicated.
>>41124927I may end up getting 3 copies (one per 3 different HDDs) instead of 2 copies in 2 diff. HDDs. Diff. methods (ipfs-offline = bittorrent-online):>(a) 3 as 1 ipfs-online, 2 ipfs-offline; (b) 2 as both ipfs-offline; or (c) 2 as 1 ipfs-online, 1 ipfs-offline(b) is best, but for now I can do (c) which I guess will end up being (a). This image=>https://gateway.pinata.cloud/ipfs/bafybeifmobuk624u6utltabgpcx7ysuupsaush723ayuv7agmg3yhhjfby/16/1365163375631.png
"Anniversary Incoming!!!" EditionPost and talks about pony merchandise, official or not.Discuss plushies, figures, clothes, books, pins and more! And new ways to add ponies to our life!>is selling your products here allowed?Of course! Absolutely allowed.>can I talk or post here about my crafting even if what I do isn't for sale?Yes! We accept merch in all its forms.>where can I find the old threads?They are all in the Links Index Pastebin, after the links section.>where can I find the video/collage of the anniversaries?They are at the bottom of the Link Index Pastebin, after the archived threads section.=== Links Index Pastebin ===Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41124616For the most part, those figures were about 100 bucks. Kinda expensive, but not too expensive for that type of good quality animu figures. And they seemed to be selling decently. Once the preorder period was done, there would be some extra stock in online stores, but it would mostly sell out after a few months. But their last three releases (Luna, Miku, Celly) were all premium, more expensive statues ($130, $140, $160). They are all very nice statuettes, and probably worth the price, but that price jump isn't insignificant.Add to that the fact that these three are not "main characters" and therefore are slightly more niche, and well, that results in those three statuettes being the only three statuettes still available for purchase, even though it's been like three years.I'd love to see a popular non-main character like Derpy or a Trixie get a $100-$110 figure made, and show that there's still a market for these. But I guess Koto got gun shy.And while I personally really like these figures, I'm also kinda glad my wallet is no longer being punished every few months.This is not substantiated by any evidence, and is purely a guess on my part.
>>41124645Funny, don't know if I paid a good price or not but being in the UK I didn't have a lot of options and I really wanted her. I actually just commissioned some loafs, something else Ive wanted for ages, after seeing yours so much.
>>41120473>kill me>>41124320Nice!>>41124616What's up Fluttershy's skirt? Someone please answer. (I'm not going to buy figures)
>>41124913Bloomers on Ponk, Twi, and ButtersBoyshorts on ShimmyThe rest aren't visibleI can't believe I remember this
>>41124932TYVM anon.
The background characters were cute
>>41118141no buli
>>41123455so cute
>>41123479YES BULLY
She's literally perfect and I can't wait to see how far the smug goes
>>41124944game NOW
Oh shit, I'm sorry.
>>41122207Sunny needs to eat some goddamn foodGod damn look at her anorexic body
>>41123472I want her to charge them>>41123512I wasn't there, but I know this reference
>>41122207pityless>>41122215pityful
>>41122207Would you like some too?
>>41122233Yeah i can see that. Your daddy gave you good advice!
What is the opinion on G5?
>>41124400Unadulterated garbage, and this is coming from kids' TV review magazines.
>>41124400The show is bad, but the characters are nice. I like to place them in AU situations.
>>41124400Ugly outside and inside. Completely soulless and dreadful.
>>41124667>Earth Ponies are boring>Billions must die
>>41124400Pure fucking trash that some people only slurp up to act smug.
