Which mare do you want to desperately breed and impregnate?
Say what you want about G5, but it gave us one of the most breedable and then marriable ponies in all of mlp.
>>41090028That's not Pipp
>>41089293This is so hot. I can only imagine she's wafting her musk in an attempt to increase our desire for her. It's working.
Some faggot always has to ruin it by posting AI trash.
>>41090182>ruin itOr you could just ignore the single image that upsets you and post something better
Post blue spandex shorts girl.Previous Thread:>>40975992
>>41087752Butt of awesomeness
>>41088032She's going to the prom with Zephyr.
>>41088032God I wish I could call her a little cutie patooty with a nice booty whenever I see her just to mess with her.
>>41087752*slap*
Groping for apples EditionLast drop https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40980735/Archived threads:https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/subject/%2Fjdb%2F/
>>41089068>ywn be molested by lolis with your Pinkie gf
>>41089602that's a darlin lil bloom. i wanna take her to the dance
bloomy
It's /sun/day! Let us bask in Princess Celestia's gentle radiance./Sun/day Story Archive:https://ponepaste.org/4028/Sun/ Music Playlisthttps://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHFBQk93qeDm43xXRDR1ISEkhdcJTuG2SHave a Celestia story that you want added to the archive?>Link to story on Pastebin or Ponepaste>Say whether the story is finished or unfinished, or if it is a one shot (this is important for sorting)>Provide a synopses of the plot (please do this, I don't like writing these)>Any other important information that you want to add, such as the thread of origin.Broken Pastebin URL? Replace pastebin.com/ with poneb.in/Humanized variants of Princess Celestia and others are unwelcome here.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41088782only sadists tolerate her voice
>>41088290i bust fat loads to celesita on the daily
>>41086663>Celestia is managing record levels of diplomacy on the daily because there are a number of her about at any given moment>Each clone has but a fraction of her physical and mental capabilities from when she is a single whole, but each inferior copy still surpasses the average pony in strength and wisdom without so much as a sweat>The amount of cake required to efficiently run Equestria has notably spiked in recent times, however
>>41088873Really? I thought Trixie sounded pretty hot.
>>41090048she does sound pretty hot, anon is just a faggot
What a lovely day for a walk to page 10!
sex
Keep walking
back to page 1!
Hard to sleep with a full bladder.
eternal rivalry editionPrevious thread: >>41012855/ourlobby/: Leaf (rip)Console release is here! (Nintendo Switch, Sony Playstation 4 and Playstation 5, Microsoft Xbox One and Xbox Series X/S) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psdeHoARfYM========= Events =========None at this time========================>Steam page:http://store.steampowered.com/app/574980/Thems_Fightin_Herds/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41089285>somebody thinks I'm decent
>>41089285>Somebody thinks I'm decent
>>41089285Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
>>41089424I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
bamp
We have a thread for fillies, but what about colts?
>>41089962Star Tracker?
>>41089978You need a beef PC and enough training data and models, protip you won't be successful the first times, it takes weeks of researching and finding the right settings, if you want stuff done give me ideas I'll get em done.>>41090023I don't know much about colts, which ones are underrated? Are there any good colt OC?>>41089052Do you wash your cock every time you pee or cum, I doubt so, also smegma and dirt stuck under the foreskin are causing problems, and it's looking better. You got a cock, let it breathe it's healthier.>>41088919Uncut dicks are filthy.
>>41090060>Foreskin is bad because you have to wash itMaybe you should get scalped and not worry about dandruff and head lice you lazy nigger.
>>41090100WHO recommands circumcision. Also>>41086763Phimosis makes it necessary but I'd also fix her entirely.
>>41090023he's young adult, tho
Previous Thread: >>41018894Welcome to Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls & Humanized Thread! Anything with >no hooves is welcome and encouraged here. If you like to write, draw, read, or critique the humanized versions of the ponies, then this is the thread for you.Story List:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ULNJHBve57uSyYDyiUEoR2QYSFllBIoUe7GaPpW2KLg/edit?usp=sharing--Recent Writefags-- (pastebin.com can be swapped with poneb.in if necessary)Grey:https://ponepaste.org/2937 (Luna)https://ponepaste.org/9978 (Celestia)https://ponepaste.org/9088 (Cadance)https://ponepaste.org/3518 (Various)https://ponepaste.org/7826 (Fluttershy)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41089335What I was saying isn't immediate fucking either. Something along these lines.>Cookie Crumbles prepares fresh baked cookies and homemade lemonade for Anon when he comes over and presents them to him>Insists on staying close to him and not letting go anywhere with Rarity while he eats and she fawns over him>It's obvious to Rarity and Anon what she's doing, but she denies up and down she's doing anything wrong insisting it's 100% innocent
>>41089346I know. I'm just saying that I prefer if Cookie wasn't consciously pursuing Anon. The latter is gravitating towards her without realizing instead because, as much as he wants to be with Rarity, his lust for her mother is slowly overpowering it. Cookie herself is mostly oblivious and being genuinely kind and motherly.
>>41088484That sounds like a fun idea to top off this https://ponepaste.org/9592 with. Sure, as soon as I'm done drawing. Or at least done drawing the first pic. Though I should point out that I'm too caught up doing other stuff to add any new full projects. If I'm not mistaken, I think the top three projects on my plate right now are:>1. Wallflower/Juniper/Gloriosa/Vignette thing to finish ASAP so it's out of the way.>2. Drawing at least 3 panels of Principal Celestia vs. love zombies by Tuesday.>3. Writing more Bros With Benefits on FimFic by Tuesday-ish.Out of like 5 or 6 total currently.And these don't even include irl responsibilities.>>41089106Welcome, m8. I fully align with your "it must be earned first" sentiment, and hyping up readers with lewdness suspense has always been fun. I just have way too much on my plate to focus on doing that with several characters at once, which takes extra focus for me due to something I should probably confess.As much as sleepover content is extra fun, I truly wish I was into harem content in particular like people here seem to be. It'd be easier for me to have fun with it.Either way, I'm really looking forward to how you bring it all into full-fledged action time after all the momentum you're building up. You're doing a great job with it.>>41089346>>41089365Okay, I've been reading what you guys have been saying and could probably make it work as long as it's fast-paced and doesn't take a lot of posts due to my current time constraints. Though, I'm not sure how I could make a past-paced slow-burn work. But I could try.
>>41089831>That sounds like a fun idea to top off this https://ponepaste.org/9592 with. Sure, as soon as I'm done drawing. Or at least done drawing the first pic.Thanks!I also want to imagine that the more Anon tries to focus on Rarity and her slim, busty figure, the more her mother Cookie and her objectively superior thicc bod encroaches on his thoughts instead. Displaying her assets to him obliviously through her tight shirt and yoga pants, and quickly making him erect. Unintentionally making euphemisms that bring sex to mind. Being touchy-feely over her excitement over Rarity having a boyfriend, mostly oblivious that her rubbing against him is making him ready to blow in his underwear.It culminates in a visit to Rarity at her house for a date, just for only Cookie to be there instead due to a sudden change of plans, and a wait with her eventually leads that big load he was saving to be blown in her instead because he just couldn't contain himself anymore.What leads to it? Maybe she invited him to do some joint yoga exercises, and they wouldn't stop grinding into each other while Cookie was mostly oblivious?
>>41089873>What leads to it?I would say the yoga exercises. And Cookie Crumbles has on an outfit that’s a little small on her, but she doesn’t notice just how revealing it is while inviting Anon to the room with her.
Howdy, partner!What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses. Plus late night pink antics.Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:~~~~~>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41089060>Filthy Rick "Silver Spoon"~~~>You know, I have a liquor license."I NEED YOU!">As a business partner, right?"...">Right?
>>41089319>RickUh
>>41089612He’s the local garbage guy, makes moonshine in his basement
>>41089612Do not make the jokeYou know the one
>>41090034Zucchini Rick?
Hat drop editionOLD THREAD: >>41074928Pony maps, sprays, and micspam!Reskinned vanilla maps (with mares) by our very own anons!Come relive the heyday of pony TF2 with your friends from /mlp/!Visit our official website to check out the server info from your browser: https://mlp.tf/If you'd like a custom icon on the mlp.tf scoreboard, post your Steam ID and attach your desired icon in the thread.>Server infoServer IP: tf2.15.ai OR 74.91.123.131:27015Password: check filenameSteam group: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/mlptf2_Map downloads (extract the .bz2 file, then place the .bsp file in /tf/download/maps): http://mlp.site.nfoservers.com/server/maps/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Is there a sauce for the pony decoration models that we have in some of our maps? I’m curious to see what would happen if we added them to more of the maps we play on.
>>41090098 (Me)Speaking of which, I’ve been going through our map list and I’ve realized that cp_junction and koth_nucleus are missing. Is this intentional?
15 already is planning her whiny city orgy?
>>41090113I have no idea about that, but having a map based on Chicago’s old Pullman car factory may be appealing.
>>41090131Literally a nothing response, he is talking about a pony convention sex party, not a tf2 map
>Spoonfeed me. What's this thread about?This thread typically consists of Anon gone filly, as he's thrust into a new life as a cute little pony.>What's to be expected?Fillies, cuteness, Anon-tier shenanigans, bitchy Twilight, desires to be the little filly, etc..>Any archive of photos or stories?Dropbox (Photos):https://www.dropbox.com/sh/h46ituoalc71wp9/AACmTe3H8s10ArK3-5Q_3juqa?dl=0Stories:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BP6aPchH3lGIRdzd78IWykMCXuKLrNABi6bxZGVTy9c/edit>I'm a contributor.Great! For writers, just notify ̶A̶l̶l̶ ̶N̶i̶g̶h̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶F̶g̶t̶ Lone15, so you can have your green added to the Doc. For artists, animators, or any other content makers, you can store your fillies in the Dropbox for future viewing pleasure.Some especially based faggot also recently compiled nearly every filly image ever created, which you can check out here: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1AowOdwFzlbRk0FVZsRGRYe2hyKhzo2h3?usp=sharingComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41090126based
>>41090132I don't remember your name
>>41089988How would the fillies react when I introduce them to the concept of taxes?
>>41090013She's french?
>>41090163they all will call you a commie nigger
>its another rarity episode
>>41087904I mean, it could literally BE Steven Universe, so I think it definitely could still be worse.
>>41089198Relabel itUpload to derpiProfit
>>41088046>>41088244>Sunfags say that they're the smartest and least sadistic
>>41088046>>41088244I want to see these with an objective test lol.>>41090088>self scored, probably the opposite
>>41087924Kill yourself.
poni
>>41090064>rape
>>41090064>unrape
Poll: https://forms.gle/vESfuNz9y7Lz3nSD8Poll Results: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSd16-j1C3i3zoceYh_RHTlgqvihYrEV9ANUYghjkgESaxkFiw/viewanalyticsWhile I think Best Night Ever is a great episode, Make New Friends But Keep Discord is top 10 material for me. Discord and Fluttershy together are super cute, Pinkie and Discord were hillarious together, The Smooze's presence and everyone's reactions to him (including Discord obviously not giving a shit) were hilarious. Celestia enjoying the chaos was awesome. Tree Hugger was cool and it was great to see Fluttershy with a friend who was like her. We got more of Fluttershy being properly assertive. Discord's awkward antics at the gala were hillarious. Maud Pie gave the greatest roast. We got to see the ponies in great dresses. There's some fun action with the Smooze and the way Trehugger calmed him down was awesome. The character interactions are so freaking great and natural here. There's just so much to enjoy here and it nailed Discord and Fluttershy's characterizations. Funniest episode of the show imo.As for the dresses, I prefer the Best Night Ever dresses for Twilight, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash. I prefer the Make New Friends But Keep Discord dresses for Rarity and Fluttershy.
>>41087422It looks like shit and you've done nothing to prove otherwise
Bump
>>41083971they put all the effort in the hairstyle, wich looks good sure
>>41083971Bottom ones would be better if they only kept the shoes
>>41083971Why didn't the show have any more galas?
Previous Thread: >>40804894Show Vinyl some love by posting cute pics, as well as greens.Vinyl Pastebin Collection-http://pastebin.com/u/Two_EchoA collection of Vinyl stories-https://ponepaste.org/user/TiredAsShitIndividual Vinyl Greens-Wubs From Vinyl (Anon x Vinyl)http://pastebin.com/TvHbH1xEFuck You (Anon x Vinyl)https://ponepaste.org/8191Vinyl gets a ride from AnonComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41087126When you walked in on her when she was changing, she was just surprised.She was embarrassed after you flicked her big nipples.
Wub
>>41087861current vinyl and octavia arc in that green from above
>uses magic to blow wind under Tavi's dress