Howdy, partner!What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses. Plus late night pink antics.Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:~~~~~>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41123696Depending on which part of the fan of urine into, that might be a negative.
>>41122805And domestic violence, the violence with the best gas mileage!
>>41123467>Ember"Siegfried"'Delight'~~~"I can sell you a gun... for a price.">You can!?'EMBER NO!""Hey! Don't cockblock! Get it? Cockblock? Because gun... and also I'm a-">Shaddup! What's your price?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41124642>Gwen“Siegfried”~~~~>One of these days, child, you’re going to bite off more than you can chew!“Oh my I hope so!”>You are the only one I worry is so dumb I’m going to have to write “tried to fuck a dragon” for the obituary.“Bahhhh!”
>>41124981She knows him so well
The newest edition of >CLOP has arrived, a decade old browser game about building nations, geoponitics, and oppressing ponies. Join now and start making connections, alliances and intrigue.Please play our game>Link to the game itselfhttps://4clop.com/>Link to the test serverThis has 30 minute ticks. Every tick is a war tick, and no travel time. Feel free to make multiple accounts there, and experiment with the war mechanicshttps://test.4clop.com>Previous thread>>41072095https://rentry.org/clop-threadsSorry anon, I didn't want to wait.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41125115they launched an invasion against an independent nation explicitly labelled to be under the protection of lunatic. what were you expecting?
>>41124635Wait. Your underdeveloped nations can't defend themselves? Isn't it YOUR job as an alliance to make sure they can?
>>41125115Now now, now.There was no need, please do not stretch the facts.I have proposed him many things, to sweep this invasion of Ankha under the rug (which we did), to invite him to campers optionally despite his attack on Emir, to make him ascend with us (he did not want to) and sworn to defend him nation just like sworn to Ankha's as he decided to disband 1st bloc for reasons unknown to me. Even now we still do occasional trade with him for DNA, it speaks volumes about our relationship.You are looking for things that never were there in the first place.
>>41125192*just like I sworn
B-Based
Post actual good looking dark skinned girls, I wish to add them to my collection.
>>41122492Thank you still learning how to write a parseable prompt here.
>>41103526A bit too chubby for my tastes
more
>>41112158kween>>41112173EQG did it better?
have a bump
This character is shit, personally the worst of all in Equestria Girls and My Little pony
>>41125163Surprisingly he's prettier as a donkey
ASS
>>41125163I liked him. He was a fun character.
>>41125163But enough about Discord.
Previous thread: >>40845538Archive Link:- https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40845538/>What is this thread about?This thread revolves around stories about ponies getting bathed and pet.>Can you elaborate more?Sure! SPG (Slave Pony General) is mostly about characters dealing with the actual implications of the horrifying thing that is chattel slavery. It's more looking at how people with modern sensibilities deal with the ownership of another sentient being, and how most people aren't total cunts.Are you new and want to write your own story but have no previous experience?Check out these guides:https://poneb.in/V1ujiyJthttps://poneb.in/bnMmZ2T3https://poneb.in/g4VpEg4f (clop specific)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41119820Thistle he didnt know how to ask you out on a date. That Ruslan was autistic.
more hugging ponieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no7rLTL68Tw
>>41124213blessed
>>41124213K I N O
>>41124213very infantile
Vinyl taking off her shades, to show her red eyes, was a statement.
>>41124213Cheerilee :)
I'd request one or two or more by Darkdoomer/Bestfilly/SS, if you have suggestions drop em in!https://x.com/bestfilly/status/1796690240964370498
>I have zero imagination-DarkDoomerBecause I should have any?
>>41124041>>le applejack is heckin right wing! so cool and based! take the libcukcs!!Unironically
>>41124041Wait until you find out that t-sexuality and racism is two sides of the same coin
>>41124430Huh? no.If op or anyone have requests by the way that would be constructive.Character also can be different, it's still a YCH like CW's version. (Cheaper, better)
>>41124041Anon, Equestria is a 1000 year old monarchy with a very free market and strong community values.>>41124073This.
Fine Dining EditionITT we talk about stallions (and other non-pony males) and R63 versions of mares.Last thread: >>41004820
>>41124878fitting that you post an image with such a gay art style
>>41124878>cloat
>>41124451>ywn go grazing with your stallionwhy live
>>41124598Thorax was better when he had more holes to fill.
>>41124493>male kirinBased.>male deerUhh, okay?>male gryphonOh god no.
Usual OP is still at vacation editionThe pic that started it all: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/post/37443253/https://desuarchive.org/mlp/post/37447036/Previous Thread: >>40939160Alternative thread: https://nhnb.org/fim/res/2295.htmlArchive of snowpony thread art: https://mega.nz/folder/0okEHKxS#8FIy3EQUHM-XluGvV7knIgArchive of snowpony-related musics: https://ponepaste.org/5819On the boorus, the snowpony tag ended up being "snowpony (species)" or "taiga pony">What is a snowpity?https://snowpity.com/>What are snowponies?Lore dumps for the newfagsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41124044No! Pine! The booping! No snowmare is safe!
>>41124044>Hey Anon! Here to boop my caverns?
>>41124339>nervous sweating
>>41124044Why is she so pretty bros?
>>41124774Varied and pretty color scheme, yet one that's made of natural, attractive colors?Also, frosted eyelashes are pretty.[Spoiler]and blue eyes[/spoiler]
LETS GO BROTHER GO BRONCOS WOOOOOOOOOOO
Gaba GHOULS edition.!Fallout Equestria, a story that bleeds two franchises together to build something magical. On one side, you have death, destruction, decay, and misery - on the other, you have ponies. Doesn't sound like it should mix? You'd be surprised. When the world around you is wasteland, all you're left with is hope, and as we all know, ponies can do spectacular things with just a little hope.Read Fallout Equestria by Kkat to appreciate the setting that many writers have then lent upon after being so captivated by the wonders.The original story which spawned its own fandom can be found here: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/119190/These next four stories comprise the rest of what is considered "the big 5", alongside the original. They were biggest hitters early in the fandom, be it for having started before many others, their length, or overall quality.>Project Horizons:https://www.fimfiction.net/story/208056/>Pink Eyes:https://www.fimfiction.net/story/931/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41123091Peak example of how handguns wouldn't work for horses.
Greetings from (the now complete) sister thread.
>>41124445>forgot the imageRetard moment.
me when i got turned into dashie (they used some weird ass enclave tech to do it)
>>41124698Glory turning into Dash was both one of the funniest and the weirdest sections of Horizons, not gonna lie.
Does anyone still remember the JoJo threads?
>>41122693I love this already.>MAGICAL MYSTERY TOURkek
>>41123589Fitting character to get ponified.
Sudden attraction continues.Previous thread:>>40826102
>>41120257>All the primal angst she'd let me unleash.
>>41122075Now it's her turn.
>>41121823Stardew Valley but it's eqg
Apple ass
I want to be that pig.
This week's episodes are "A Flurry of Emotions" (Written by Sammie Crowley & Whitney Wetta) and "Rock Solid Friendship" (Written by Nick Confalone), originally aired April 22nd and 29th 2017.Find the stream here:https://mlprewatch.stream/Countdown here:https://when.mlprewatch.stream/
So who do you think killed Royal Order? Was it Sugar Stamp as she herself claimed? Is Sugar Stamp still cute and mare?
>its so joeversee you next week
>>41125188Im probably wrong on this but my current theory is at the end we will learn that the clone and original somehow end up fighting to the death and killing each other. so once again there will be no real killer to arrest at the end of the trail.
>>41125188The cloning shit still takes me out of the case. It just opens up arbitrary possibilities. My guess is that Stamp was secretly in a relationship with a Royal clone. The clones started fighting and needed to be gotten rid off or killed each other, Prestige style. Stamp turned herself in to protect Fair. Wilder speculation: A third clone will turn up and move back with the family.
>>41125188Maybe Royal Order was cheating with Suger Stamp and Fair Devotion killed him, maybe by accident? but eh I'm kinda leaning on it all being a full accident again for both of them, probably involving the Timber Wolves.
Human becomes pony. How, why and what happens next are all up to you. New stories and art welcome!Any type of transformation into ponies, gryphons, changelings, dragons, kirin, etc., whether OC or canonical, & Anonponies of all shapes and sizes.Want to be the little pony? This is the thread for you.Previously on PTFG:https://ponepaste.org/9985 - Go Ask Littlepip When She's Two And A Half Feet Tall by Darkdemonlucifer - New & Complete!https://ponepaste.org/10012 - A Ticket To The Circus by Darkdemonlucifer - New & Complete!https://ponepaste.org/9707 - Anu by Meslamhttps://ponepaste.org/7247 - The Pon-E Rewrites: Purple Black Gray by Alycorn>>40293205 - Beach Walkhttps://ponepaste.org/9446 - Interstate by Ceiling Necromancerhttps://ponepaste.org/9521 - Nemetona by Meslamhttps://ponepaste.org/9720 - Pink In The Club by AtomicGlow - Complete!https://ponepaste.org/9600 - War Story by OrwellRedenbacher - Complete!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41123366Nobody ever suspects the butterfly.
