Previous Thread: >>40987181Starry night editionTwilight's favourite books:https://ponepaste.org/7844Fanfic Reading:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYetaRLw6_prRRFDntQpW72wZ8lo0INYiTwilight music playlist:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYetaRLw6_prOF6FYfBqoCtdz-D-7uUP9Pastebins:https://pastebin.com/u/NightlyTwilightFicComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
It's finally happened. I've gotten into the habit of writing a todo list for the day in the morning. Then I'm trying to spend as few hours as possible to get all my tasks done efficiently. This has measurably helped me have more free time per day to do pony stuff. However I can't shake the feeling that I took the wrong turn in my life somehow. This isn't normal behavior. I thought Twilight would be the most likely pony to understand my weird feeling.
>>41123937You're autistic, congratulations! High-functioning autists are a new stage of human evolution so don't worry about it.
>>41123937>However I can't shake the feeling that I took the wrong turn in my life somehowBut why?
Gen 5 (My Little Pony: A New Generation) Make Your Mark series has begun on Netflix, and there's still the movie as well!Tell Your Tale episode playlisthttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUnS6VWqJBaZqq_emLdwdCwU7O7RDEyxWPony Life:https://mega.nz/folder/Ji5VkAwY#BYzHARWDjj-djo8e4WTsnQYouTube Playlist of pony shortshttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNXV9Mb7egjF3LS1ZJYqDdI6JNzFM3o7oMy Little Pony: The Manga - A Day in the Life of Equestria, Vol. 1Download link https://www.mediafire.com/file/j76lgbbq1nibrrj/MLP_The_Manga_Vol_1_HD.rar/fileGet a physical copy https://sevenseasentertainment.com/books/my-little-pony-the-manga-a-day-in-the-life-of-equestria-vol-1/My Little Pony: The Manga - A Day in the Life of Equestria Vol. 2Download linkComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41124005Pineapple on pizza is baller
Hey MLPG guess what I'm doing
>>41124027waiting for a package?
>>41124027never stop the jersh
Go do something that makes your waifu proud. She's worth it. Use this thread to talk about her and why you love her.Have you ever wondered what your waifu would be like in a high tech Equestria? What would be her interests and hobbies? Would they be any different to the ones she has now? What would you do with her in such a place?>What is a waifu? What defines a waifu?Your waifu is the one character you wish to be with your entire life, until death do you part. Most often this manifests as a romantic interest.>How do you know if you have a waifu?When you meet your waifu, you will know. The world around you will become colorful. You will realize that you were living in monochrome the entire time. Her existence provides context and meaning to yours, a perfect complement, a perfect comfort, a perfect love. There may be low periods, periods of doubt, but the rhythm of life will forever pull one towards their waifu, for that love is eternal.Last Wednesday's thread: >>41027599Long-running discussion, latecomers, and the occasional bump are welcome and encouraged, but we would prefer that the thread not be kept on extended life support.
>>41119989>teacher cutiemarksThere can be only one!
The chango mión has been discordified. I'm pleased. Will take more pictures in daylight tomorrow or so.
>>41123286noice
>>41122602
>>41123286Hey, that turned out pretty good. I hope he gets to piss on many retarded parents.
What is the opinion on G5?
>>41124400I love it now because of the vocal haters :3c
>>41124400MYM Underrated TYT Overrated
>>41124400Pipp is hot, and being a hater of G5 when she's in it should be considered as gay.
>>41124400Unadulterated garbage, and this is coming from kids' TV review magazines.
>>41124400The show is bad, but the characters are nice. I like to place them in AU situations.
Human becomes pony. How, why and what happens next are all up to you. New stories and art welcome!Any type of transformation into ponies, gryphons, changelings, dragons, kirin, etc., whether OC or canonical, & Anonponies of all shapes and sizes.Want to be the little pony? This is the thread for you.Previously on PTFG:https://ponepaste.org/9985 - Go Ask Littlepip When She's Two And A Half Feet Tall by Darkdemonlucifer - New & Complete!https://ponepaste.org/10012 - A Ticket To The Circus by Darkdemonlucifer - New & Complete!https://ponepaste.org/9707 - Anu by Meslamhttps://ponepaste.org/7247 - The Pon-E Rewrites: Purple Black Gray by Alycorn>>40293205 - Beach Walkhttps://ponepaste.org/9446 - Interstate by Ceiling Necromancerhttps://ponepaste.org/9521 - Nemetona by Meslamhttps://ponepaste.org/9720 - Pink In The Club by AtomicGlow - Complete!https://ponepaste.org/9600 - War Story by OrwellRedenbacher - Complete!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41123366Nobody ever suspects the butterfly.
Usual OP is still at vacation editionThe pic that started it all: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/post/37443253/https://desuarchive.org/mlp/post/37447036/Previous Thread: >>40939160Alternative thread: https://nhnb.org/fim/res/2295.htmlArchive of snowpony thread art: https://mega.nz/folder/0okEHKxS#8FIy3EQUHM-XluGvV7knIgArchive of snowpony-related musics: https://ponepaste.org/5819On the boorus, the snowpony tag ended up being "snowpony (species)" or "taiga pony">What is a snowpity?https://snowpity.com/>What are snowponies?Lore dumps for the newfagsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41122381>Hey, what's going on here?
>>41124044No! Pine! The booping! No snowmare is safe!
>>41124044>Hey Anon! Here to boop my caverns?
>>41124339>nervous sweating
>>41124044Why is she so pretty bros?
Gay ponies need their spankings too. Whether it's steamy lesbian horse-on-horse action, the firm discipline of a two-dad household, or even a transmasc spankee finding that testosterone does NOT give him a hardier heinie, all are welcome. And straight stuff too, about 99% of what we have is straight but we've never done an LGBTQ theme. Fun fact: many of our writefags are queer!Featured stories:For Educational Purposes by Zad https://ponepaste.org/6630Gay Dads Short by Pan https://ponepaste.org/6968Notable posts:Favorite stories >>41006803Spanking for food >>41012586 Positioning >>41019820A prank >>41026734Pic editing advice >>41037777Pip's close call >>41054259Please let me know if anything important was missed and be sure to talk about these as new content deserves recognition. They can be hard to make.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41123865>lgbtGo away pedo
>>41124082Depends. Do you consider the OP pic to be abuse?
>>41124093Having met lesbians, dear god yes
>>41124072>>41124077>>41124080Nice, but I prefer ponies.
>>41124722The other problem is /mlp/ is a blue board (technically Safe For Work). Compare to /jdb/ and fingerbang. Bare EQG style butts is probably too much for this board. Linking to them on derpi/twibooru should be ok. Skimpy clothing and swimsuits should be ok.https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41062929/https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41084169/
Which pony would be down for thr clown the most? Woop woop
>>41124191>>41124286a visionary>>41124498too much going on
>>41124516All I did was switch the label. If anything, I made it simpler.
>>41124530its too decadent
>>41124628You left your contacts on
>>411241031. yes it is that deep, that's correct2.Wrong and tiny brain. Assuming that you (the viewer) don't recognize the symbols involved, trixie is a strange little monster. You could assume she's supposed to be a unicorn or not, it doesn't much matter. Either way, she's clearly some kind of monster by our standards, one which is a pretty blue with some feminine hair. She holds in her hooves a mere container of soda. Even if you don't recognize the soda, it's clearly a sweet treat. Unicorns, monsters, and soda also contain some element of danger. There's a strong temptation to interact with trixie and soda, but also some very basic reasons why one should probably stay away from both soda and unicorns. Then, the soda is huge. Trixie, what are you doing. You can't drink all that fucking soda. With the slightest amount of more thought, an actual problem arises from a detail we've been ignoring, pretending doesn't count. Then, trixie has a mask. A mask enables the enaction of a role, and the embodiment of that role. A clown sets aside their normal humanity in order to express a concept. The behavior of a clown or a witchdoctor or a jester cannot be guessed using the same logic we use for a human. They are unbound from the normal rules of society by evoking a small exception for a small period of time. While we could previously ignore the mask, which is the focal point of the image, we still noticed that is it black and white, patterned after stress marks, tears and eye bags. The spirit this monster is enacting is one of stress and pain, the limits of human tolerance.And the text is coy. The monster is a pretty unicorn. The soda is sweet, and the text is coy. It tells you, directly, that trixie will do bad and inconvenient things, but it downgrades your concern to mere "mischief," a word selected for it's evocation of mere playfulness and children. Maybe these potential horrors are really just mere mischief, a unicorn, and a sweet treat. Maybe the damage here is contained to the point where it doesn't really count, is good even, stays technically within the bounds of society.But no, in a dry way, with no zing at all, it tells you directly that you should actually be worried. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Welcome to Chatbot AI General #75, the thread for discussing and improving AI pony chatbots.▶MLP Botshttps://mlpchag.neocities.orgSpreadsheet (extra MLP bots, CAI bots, Jailbreaks, NAI Scenarios): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1J7BeqJVDS51cXF8Pgm2YZaFq-Z6ykSJT!!!G!A!L!L!E!R!Y!!!!: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/2/folders/1Ao-h5HFGMPllSrzSBKM_BvGSiU9f0c2U▶How do I start?1) Select a Frontend2) Select an AI model (paypig, proxy, NAI or Locals)3) Select Jailbreak4) Select bots5) Lovemaking with AI mares!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41123428Added a link to the event page. Soon new pages will be created for lorebooks and others ressources.
>>41124467And updated. Thank you, anon.https://mlpchag.neocities.org/view?card=BGM/Starlight%20Glimmer.png
>>41123481broken but still works?
>>41124721Weird. My guess is that your browser still somehow has the old version in cache that didn't work and so displays this message despite it working now.I will see if other anons have a problem with it.
>>41124741I only get the message that it's missing if I go to your link with /event/. But if I click the events hyperlink in the main page as /event it doesn't give me the missing page notification
Derpy is peak mare.
Previous Thread: >>41100278The new venue has officially been announced! We'll be staying at the Marriott Orlando Airport Lakeside on the same date, September 27th through 29th, 2024. Check out the venue here: https://marefair.org/venue/Fair Flyer and Morning Mimosa will be available as plushies at this year’s Mare Fair! (Sorry Soirée and Matinée, maybe next year.) We’ve collaborated with Symbiote Studios to make two of our mascots come to life, and we hope you’ll love them enough to take home your very own! Though, with all that stated, do make sure to keep an eye out for venue updates. We’ve been working plenty to make sure this year’s con is a go and packs a punch that’ll be remembered. See you all down at our new venue…in Orlando (still) this September 27-29th!Official information will be posted from our staff using these tripcodes:Ebonyglow !!eSW1dXRikgkRez !!fjenat+Ey8k
I finally fully decided that I will be going to Mare Fair last night, and did a bunch of routing and trip planning in a fit of spastic energy. It is now the next morning, and I realize that it's still four months away. How do I cope from now til then?
>>41124228With mare.
lets gooooooooo
>>41124234They don't yank their fucking feathers out
>>41124720You're technically correct.The feathers fall off on their own as they regrow and they pick out the loose ones to take out.
The returnGet the game here:>https://sukebei.nyaa.si/view/3831846>https://dl.betterrepack.com/public/Horse Women Central EQG Koikatsu Pack:>https://mega.nz/folder/FA1ThAyY#1m17inIo6deiwuokDfH4LwTheir discord for additional cards:>https://discord.com/invite/sWktpYSCards posted in previous threads:>https://mega.nz/folder/VDU0HTgT#uBQe2c6zfwAWBZgG0qqOlwResources:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>41123423Sweet Maud
Up
>>41123423Love some more Maud
>"Hey partner, you arrived just time..."
Now with a list of greens edition!Previously >>41039547https://ponepaste.org/8941 (Sweaty Sunset Sister.)https://ponepaste.org/8950 (Sister Sunset Stormy Silver Screen)https://ponepaste.org/8950 (Sister Sunset’s Secret Scandalous Salacity)https://ponepaste.org/9166 (Kindred Kissing Carnal Cousins)https://ponepaste.org/9189 (Milky Motherly Morning)https://ponepaste.org/9416 (Vinyl and Sunset Sisters, unfinished/abandoned)https://ponepaste.org/9463 (Family Friendly Fun, ongoing)https://ponepaste.org/9764 (Dawn of Incest)https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40464433/#40470159 (Various greens that never made it to ponepaste)https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/39941314/#q39969050 (The beginning of Scribblekek’s downfall)
>>41124116Let him cook
Do you think Sunset and Diamond bond over their shared interest in sadism?
>>41122076>>41122079>>41122082>>41122085>>41122092>>41122098Honestly, it’s kind of wholesome how supportive Sunset is of her DJsis
>>41124717That's the dynamic I prefer from them. I like them being so chill with each other.
>>41124714I like to imagine it's just like that as well. Giggling and girly talking about it.
Why do ponies somehow never talk about the massive “TV Y” and “CC” signs that periodically show up in sky in front of them? Seems like a pretty massive oversight to me.
>>41123595Or the occasional Hub logo that appears at the bottom corner
>>41123621You have to pay a ratings board to rate your movie. When TV started doing it to keep Congress from legislating censorship on them they made their own ratings board with cheaper rates. Same reason Videogames first had independent rations, then the ESRB and now PEGI.
>>41123595They are too busy looking at The Hub logo
>>41123646Obsessed?
>>41124512Well yeah, it is pretty obsessive to posr the same OP over and over for years
Silly mare edition.Previous thread: >>41052303Fauster's Story Archive: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1XiJRe1NWl_kIoWsHssZ27BMV7bZAe1jgX59-dWggYkA/Uh-hmmm's Prompt Archives:https://ponepaste.org/1046Have a broken Pastebin link? Replace pastebin.com with poneb.inRemember:not to save anything of value on Pastebinignore all attempts at early new threadsignore new threads by the cheerimac posterkeep your thick, colty mare (or mares) perpetually pregnant and give 'em the licc
>>41124363>SquidbilliesWasn't that just the "I came up with South Park 8 years too late" show?
What is the teenage mare's version of "the sock"?
>>41124630Suspiciously shiny corn on the cob?
>>41124630A supply of cucumbers. Particularly gross mares will eat the cucumber after using it.
>>41124363