It's /sun/day! Let us bask in Princess Celestia's gentle radiance./Sun/day Story Archive:https://ponepaste.org/4028/Sun/ Music Playlisthttps://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHFBQk93qeDm43xXRDR1ISEkhdcJTuG2SHave a Celestia story that you want added to the archive?>Link to story on Pastebin or Ponepaste>Say whether the story is finished or unfinished, or if it is a one shot (this is important for sorting)>Provide a synopses of the plot (please do this, I don't like writing these)>Any other important information that you want to add, such as the thread of origin.Broken Pastebin URL? Replace pastebin.com/ with poneb.in/Humanized variants of Princess Celestia and others are unwelcome here.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41088812ah i see, thanks for the clarification
>>41088782only sadists tolerate her voice
>>41088290i bust fat loads to celesita on the daily
>>41086663>Celestia is managing record levels of diplomacy on the daily because there are a number of her about at any given moment>Each clone has but a fraction of her physical and mental capabilities from when she is a single whole, but each inferior copy still surpasses the average pony in strength and wisdom without so much as a sweat>The amount of cake required to efficiently run Equestria has notably spiked in recent times, however
>>41088873Really? I thought Trixie sounded pretty hot.
Does she know?
>its another rarity episode
>>41088046I thouggt this was supposed to be the insides of their vaginas til i read the title lol
>>41088046Friendly reminder that this graph could be easily edited or even faked entirely
>>41089203Sure but looks pretty legit
>>41089203Derpyfag spotted
>>41088949>>41089203It's from a questionary I'm linking under my videos. It requires a google account and you all use brave browsers so I figured you won't be interested. Just checked how it's going so far.
>What the heck is this?The 2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup was the fiftieth official 4chan Cup tournament and the thirteenth iteration of the Spring Cup series. Teams that were relegated from the 2024 4chan Winter Cup, those which failed to advance from the 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, and those which failed to qualify from the 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers, competed at the event.>What part of the tournament are we in?WE FUCKING WON 2-1/sp/ LOST>How did /mlp/ play in their group stage matches?Fri. Apr 26th, 21:40UTC /mlp/ 5 - 0 /o/Sun. Apr 28th, 19:40UTC /biz/ 4 - 6 /mlp/Sat. May 4th, 18:20UTC /mlp/ 4 - 4 /v/7 points, top of the group, and confirmed elite for Summer!>Where to watch?https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html (stream)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41088839If you can convince enough people to nominate and vote for, sure, but I believe the next roster poll will be held after summer, just like the previous roster poll was held after this winter
>>41089119I might be wrong but we had most Miss and even some Mr /mlp/ competition winners on the roster, maybe thats another angle to advertise adding Luna
>>41089485I think we had an Applejack Miss /mlp/, but I don't remember any others.
>>41089535yep
>>41089555Applejack, that's a cursed apple kit! Take it off before something bad happens!OH MY GOD SHE HAS APPLE AIRPODS IN SHE CAN'T HEAR US
Would she marry blackjack?
>>41089066I haven't heard anything about that. I know there were a couple of pretty good quality slav mods for Fallout 2 that came out recently, namely Fallout Sonora and Fallout Nevada but as far as I know they're all-original.
>>41040839based?
>>41015963So how is homelands? I just recently found out it was even a thing.
>>41089655From what I could gather it's pretty much on hiatus.
At the sight of this soft and weak looking faggot, it makes me (hairy man with a square jaw) want to plop him on the ground, pin him down with all my weight and fuck him mercilessly in his stallion ponut-pussy while he whimpers and begs me to stop with his feminine voice.
>>41089441Its not gay for me. I want want to watch his little clit bounce while I pound his tight ponut. And if her cum gets on me, ill have her lick it off. Besides, if her dick gets hard, ill suck it clean. Nothing gay here except you, faggot.Fuck, im so damn hard.
>>41089455Wanting to diminish the masculinity of a male is turbo gay, doesn't matter whether it's yourself or another.
>>41082726>>41084914>>41042274>>41071577Comet x Misty is the superior pairing!
>>41089597stop trolling me (I have 3/4 of those (you)s):'(
>>41089597Comet x Hitch*
Last thread: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/39834537/#39949369Quest Notes coming soon.
Waiting for my favorite mare.
bamp
>>41085304Personally, I think the Iron Ponies are responsible.Or maybe even an AM of some sort.
>>41084365Stupid question, bear with me: how do you know where is East?
>>41089571presumably the usual methods still works: from the direction of sunrise and sunset, observing the stars, using a compass...
You reach Equestria, but it's right as the Independence Day Aliens show upYrE at the start of a Noah-level floodYrE but Daybreaker refuses to lower the sunYrE but all of the above are truepic not rel, I'm bored as hell.
>>41089045rape Daybreaker and die in flood. I haven't watch independence day, so get zapped my aliens too or something haha
>>41089045>YrE but Daybreaker refuses to lower the sunI get to live on a fucking sick tidally locked world AND there's Daybreaker? Sign me up!
Welcome to the Original General #2, for discussion pertaining to the first three generations of My Little Pony! >Previous thread:>>40988404
>>41088668twisharter is the ultimate faggot
>>41088668>its a recent movement Yeah, I watched it recently and now I like it. That's how liking things happens. It doesn't mean I suddenly like G4 less, it means that I like ponies (as a whole) more.
>>41089554You’re not allowed to enjoy things late, sorry. Since 99.9% of us didn’t pay any attention to MLP until G4, that makes us all fakes. Feels bad...
>>41089645damn...
>>41088915>>41088935what? you mean to tell me you don't take pics of your friends' butts?
Howdy, partner!What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses. Plus late night pink antics.Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:~~~~~>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41088581>Celestia"AJ"~~>What's she asking for?"She wants to make drinks.">What's wrong with that? I could use a drink, this battle made me thirsty."Alcoholic drinks.">DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT-Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41089060>Filthy Rick "Silver Spoon"~~~>You know, I have a liquor license."I NEED YOU!">As a business partner, right?"...">Right?
>>41089319>RickUh
>>41089612He’s the local garbage guy, makes moonshine in his basement
>>41089612Do not make the jokeYou know the one
any /mlp/ anons watch this pony movie that came out today?
>>41089792Kimcartoon has it, just got added and I'm actually gonna go watch it now and see if it's good or not
>>41089546I've had enough of the poster.
Just watched it. It was meh. Feels like a first or second draft script. Plot is moved on by contrivances only. Voice acting is lacking. Animation is pretty good. And a few visual gags made me chuckle. That's about it.
>>41090019are the characters cute?
>>41090027Not really. Don't expect that mlp feeling.
Which mare do you want to desperately breed and impregnate?
>>41087969
bump so the barbie version of this thread doesn't outlive it
>>41087969Any other answer is objectively wrong.
>>41087969Lyra, of course.But Octavia is a close second. She's pure sex, gets me worked up just thinking about her.
Say what you want about G5, but it gave us one of the most breedable and then marriable ponies in all of mlp.
What are some old fan theories you liked, that turned out not to be true? I was POSITIVE that Flurry Heart was a Changeling queen nymph. Pic rel seemed to confirm it, and baby-replacing is literally the No. 1 thing changelings are known for in old fairytales. Plus that would explain WHY she came out as an "Alicorn". The nymph kid just doesn't know how to properly disguise yet.The real Flurry Heart would be a Pegasus or something and she would be stolen by Chrysalis the moment she was born, and raised to hate her biological parents and all of Ponykind. Meanwhile, Chrysalis would meet up with the Changeling nymph when she was a teenager and reveal everything to her and try to get her to betray Shiny and Candy.
>>41089159Derpy has been Rainbow Dash's schizophrenic hallucination this entire time. I just made that up though.
>>41089159inconsequential but i for sure thought they were going to go down the separated parents route with diamond tiara
>>41089159Rainbow Dash just learns differently.
>>41089661>Best filly is best mare's daughterI suppose it's only natural.
>>41089159Scoots is an orphan and lives in the treehouse.For 9 seasons we had no other reason to believe otherwise
Human becomes pony. How, why and what happens next are all up to you. New stories and art welcome!Any type of transformation into ponies, gryphons, changelings, dragons, kirin, etc., whether OC or canonical, & Anonponies of all shapes and sizes.Want to be the little pony? This is the thread for you.Previously on PTFG:https://ponepaste.org/9985 - Go Ask Littlepip When She's Two And A Half Feet Tall by Darkdemonlucifer - New & Complete!https://ponepaste.org/10012 - A Ticket To The Circus by Darkdemonlucifer - New & Complete!https://ponepaste.org/9707 - Anu by Meslamhttps://ponepaste.org/7247 - The Pon-E Rewrites: Purple Black Gray by Alycorn>>40293205 - Beach Walkhttps://ponepaste.org/9446 - Interstate by Ceiling Necromancerhttps://ponepaste.org/9521 - Nemetona by Meslamhttps://ponepaste.org/9720 - Pink In The Club by AtomicGlow - Complete!https://ponepaste.org/9600 - War Story by OrwellRedenbacher - Complete!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41089317bro can't read
>>41089317sorry son you fucked up you're getting four hooves now
>>41089303Clear fishing line at ankle-level.
>>41089303
>>41089303What is the best way to trip people without being caught? I assume you can't really trip say, thousands of people at once.Also is this a total ponification scenario? I assume most people trip at some point in their lives.
Y'all are lazy fags editionPrevious thread: >>41015697Fauster's Story Archive: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1XiJRe1NWl_kIoWsHssZ27BMV7bZAe1jgX59-dWggYkA/Uh-hmmm's Prompt Archives:https://ponepaste.org/1046Have a broken Pastebin link? Replace pastebin.com with poneb.inRemember:not to save anything of value on Pastebinignore all attempts at early new threadsignore new threads by the cheerimac posterkeep your thick, colty mare (or mares) perpetually pregnant and give 'em the licc
>>41087202I would drive my mare car everywhere.Just imagine her tooting her little horn all the time. >"Come on, Anon," she'd say from outside. "Let's go for a drive while it's nice and sunny out!">"Can you buy me a car wash today? What, you're going to hand wash me when we get back? Yahoo!">"I love being your car, Anon!">"Can you buy me those fuzzy dice? I want to add them to my collection, and you know I like flames!"I'd be good to my mare car, bros
>>41089099>>41089147>>41089148Thanks fellas.
>>41089026>day trading>depressed you didn't win bigmares would try to help you with your gambling problems
>Nobel titles are given to the eldest mares in a family, after the parents die.>Some powerful Nobel family adopts Anon because he has powerful magic as a child, this family also is sterile and has no children.>A bunch of mares try and get with Anon so they can marry him and live a life of luxury.>Twilights mom tell Twilight to befriend Anon and try and romance him.>the Attempt fails but they become freinds, and after twilight gives up on trying to win the heart of Anon, because mom told her to they fall in love.>a bunch of stuff happens where both are worried the other does not really love the other.>Anon freaks out and uses his magic to fix his parents and tries convinces them to have a child so he does not have to worry about Twilights love being fake.
Need big teaty teen gothpone to foalsit