I got a new phone & need new wallpapers, also desktop wallpapers cause you can never have too many of those
>>41088853Why does she have Markitis?
i like this one, its my lock screen
this muh wallpaper
>>41087909>>41087912There seems to be a third version: https://www.deviantart.com/cosmicunicorn/art/canterlot-palace-203736996But I can't find any upload of that version.
>>41087909For all these pretty landscapes there's not a lot of the throne room done in a pretty art style like this
fat
FAT
>>41089336rude
>>41089336Good
>>41089336>"When are you due?""I don't know. When are you getting an update?"
>>41089336fat?
(formerly known as /tempo/, or T:EM/P/O)A conglomerate of content creators since we couldn't keep our own threads up alone. If you're working on something, be it musicfagging, writefagging, drawfagging, poetfagging, craftfagging, or game-devfagging come by and post for some feedback or give some of your own. If you want to start content creating why not start today?This thread is intended for ALL SKILL LEVELS, from complete beginner to seasoned expert. Don't get intimidated. We're all just hobbyists here to have fun and help each other make more pony stuff.Active Community Projects:Antithology 4.0 >>40869203 (Deadline June 14th)/mlp/ con 2024 >>40876407 (probably happening late June)Resource Bin:https://ponepaste.org/9401Tempo Music Archive:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1GrDEeCc9B7mAkQWAx_eoRdw4bF_W-5bsaAm4otvjfWE/edit?usp=sharingComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41085268I use it to update the archive. Which uhh i haven't done in a long while and should really get to tonight probably but it's nice to keep track of all the happenings. Also a nice indicator of how busy the thread has been. Also sometimes i miss things from a thread and find out about it from the recaps, and anyone dropping by can also easily see what we've been working on too
>>41086520Im gonna buy one when commissions are open (and I save up because damn expensive but you 100% deserve it).>>41087918FLUTTERSHY NOOO SHE'S DEAD>>41088248lol. I feel like they would need to be fixed in place and also removable for washing so lead doesn't get on everything.
>>41088248Anon, if you stuck a lead bar into your pocket, sticking your dick in that will make you retarded.
>>41088961studies show that the fluoride in the water (in the US) has about the same effect on IQ during brain development.
>>41088961>>41088703Don't eat the lead, idiot, it's not magic.
The Coffin of Nonny and Shimmy edition.Last episode: >>40946813
still got a few more pics I saved that I'll share with you guys
>>41088739Nice.
>>41087717Does Anon have what it takes to correct them, or will they correct him?
>When it's just the two of you at home
>>41089684The others must be so jealous knowing that Sunset is clearly Anon’s favorite
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>>41088290I guess? why is trixie that high?
>>41088782I don't know>>41088764>IQRand some another anon said it was sd.They are confidence intervals.
>>41088812ah i see, thanks for the clarification
>>41088782only sadists tolerate her voice
>>41088290i bust fat loads to celesita on the daily
Come one and all to the meta-writefag and help raise the quality of MLP fanfiction! Featuring: The crushing of man-orbs!ITT: Forsaken Futaloos, Having something set beyond S1? Wrong!, Creative minds in positions of power, Incest porn to calm your mind, A rather resounding 'eh', Anon blows his own cock off, Measuring our autism, What really constitutes a neckbeard?, Horseword shelves, Hunting down your detractors, Angsty moon fics, Horrid horsiness, The artfulness of for-fun stories, Starting and finishing a fic at record speeds, Satisfactory shitfucking, Sneaking off to the writefag's guild, Grinning smilishly while reading 400k words of cringe, Comfortably vanishing into the void, Strength through suffering, Refusing to pad stats, Wanting to make a meaningful story, Axing your internet, "... Europeans are all basically the same anyway.", Needing to catch up with the Club, Completely non-fetishistic writing, Anon wants to excommunicate all fanfiction, and stories of the robotically-born variety!>/fimfic/ Secret Book ClubThe sixty-sixth book is 'The Witless':https://www.fimfiction.net/story/532616/If (You) want to participate, finish the entire story by the 19th.On Sunday we'll discuss what we've read.>Recommended stories:Tired of authors forgetting that brevity is key? Fed up with 10k inner monologue chapters? Well, we've compiled the best of the worst in order to bring you our absolute average!New Starter Kit - http://mlpficreviews.org.uk/starter/Old Starter Kit - http://i.imgur.com/vuTA7EN.pngComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41087614FAG!
>>41089648I mean... can there be streetlamps inside?
>>41089648Replace the second darkness with 'gloom' or something else, putting 'darkness' two times in a row, especially with 'creeping' sounds stiff.
>>41089670If the "inside" is the Evenmere, why not?
>>41089670Yes.
Previous Thread (#123) >>40939620https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40939620124 is an untouchable number. Magic does not count.>What is this thread about?This thread is dedicated to stories that have clear dominate and submissive roles; both with and without consent.>What exactly is welcome in this thread?A wide variety of stories are welcomed here; from non-consent and sexual slavery, to abusive manipulation and psychological domination, to maids and extortion, and even healthy consensual relationships with BDSM role-play elements.Other variations are welcome as well, so long as they are complementary to the domination/submission focus of the thread.Up to date archives:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41087884Yeah, I like the form of mind control, and idea of changing society but it’s anthro, and the ducking caribou suck so hard, in like everything they are Gary stues, that just win because the writer says so, and what they did would destroy the nations they take over as of half the working population are turned into sex toys who is going to fucking work.
>>41088566I guess my only real complaint about it would be that it took poprocks away from drawing his normal pony stuff.
>>41087869Twi could invent nosehooks with her engineering mind. Maybe for rarity slave. And knock her down from her fake beauty. Show her off as ugly as she truly is.
>>41086038Nope!>>41086398I find your faith in my disturbing. Lol naw I am working on it.>>41087704... I mean, she'll be screaming through a gag lol XD
>>41087641>>41087869>>41089570To bring a suggestion for a next step, what are your opinions on cutie marked blind hoods ?No pony examples I could find for this though
He should have been the sixth cast member. He completes the group dynamics.
Sprout's punishment is to satisfy Misty and make her fuck and cum as community service
>>41087933>this forced meme again
>>41088072Compared to a lot of g4 memes it's nothing
>>41089447>Sprout is just a smoothie menaceI miss him SO MUCH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaS3HD6IfOQPrevious: >>41050000
>>41088363Interesting point. Very upset if you're correct.
>>41088363corporate says little girls like rainbows, and earth pony magic is still greenthe curtains don't symbolize depression, the curtains are fucking blue
>>41087859laugh at what?MyM being shitcanned?yeah that's pretty funny
>>41088874calm down xir and take your hormones
>>41085528It fits in with the G4 -> G5 timeline. Pegasi found that they were losing their magic and were no longer able to create weather, so in desperation they built machines to do it.You don't want to know what hellish bargains they made to get them running.
If you were the size of an ant, would you go for a swim?
>>41089607Do you not have a phone?
>>41089640the pic is 3961x4444, that is an absurd fucking resolution. What would anyone have to buy a phone with a motherfucking 4K cam??>Verification not required.
>>410896474k camera is pretty common for any major phone brand, it's really nothing special.
>>41089647I can't always upload phone pics to /k/ because my camera resolution is too high. Phone cameras being 4k is not that new.
>>41089667>>41089676Damn, I guess I made a fool of myself. I've had the same phone since I was 16 :/
Rainbowshine EditionPost and talks about pony merchandise, official or not.Discuss plushies, figures, clothes, books, pins and more! And new ways to add ponies to our life!>is selling your products here allowed?Of course! Absolutely allowed.>can I talk or post here about my crafting even if what I do isn't for sale?Yes! We accept merch in all its forms.>where can I find the old threads?They are all in the Links Index Pastebin, after the links section.>where can I find the video/collage of the anniversaries?They are at the bottom of the Link Index Pastebin, after the archived threads section.=== Links Index Pastebin ===Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>41088264Nasapone is so pretty
>>41088921I really gotta go scope out my pasta aisle
>>41086129cutie
>What is Flutterrape?Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.>It's been 11 years, how is this thread still alive?A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.>How do I start writing?Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.Writing Guides:Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://ponepaste.org/1274Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276For additional information, lurk. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41087139>https://youtu.be/2pbfkNI2d_A
>>41088033No style, no grace, a funny face.
>>41088843>Fluttershy can write poetry, but she's too spaghetti to rap in front of anyone>Anon can freestyle and spit rhymes, but his lyrics always suckCan they come together and save Rainbow Dash in time from being executed by both the Bloods and the Crips, who have come together just this once so that the world can finally be rid of worst pony once and for all?I don't know, dude. I just want Fluttershy to be shrunken down so she can hide inside Anon's beanie and whisper sick rhymes to him ala Ratatouille. It would bring a whole new meaning to earrape.
>>41088969Why is Rainbow getting executed?
>>41088279This is the only real answer anyway
Another day, another bug thread! We hit the bump limit on the last one, let's keep going /bug/ brosHere in /bug/ we over-feed Queen Chrysalis, go on noir detective styled adventures with changelings, and pretending gaylings don't exist. (It doesn't work.)Some old links:Old Hive Directory: https://ponepaste.org/4223Very Old /bug/ Pastebin: https://poneb.in/PjB4LKgdBuggyCYOA archive: https://ponepaste.org/4086I'll get to working making a new Pastebin directory but in the meantime, post your favorite bug stories, art, and appreciation to the thread!
>>41088593She is staring into our soul.
>https://youtu.be/lJw--8Zr7HQno step on bugsomeone make chrysalis version plox
>>41087996no...>>41088593kek you figured out the next step of my master plan
>>41088593•⩊•
What are some old fan theories you liked, that turned out not to be true? I was POSITIVE that Flurry Heart was a Changeling queen nymph. Pic rel seemed to confirm it, and baby-replacing is literally the No. 1 thing changelings are known for in old fairytales. Plus that would explain WHY she came out as an "Alicorn". The nymph kid just doesn't know how to properly disguise yet.The real Flurry Heart would be a Pegasus or something and she would be stolen by Chrysalis the moment she was born, and raised to hate her biological parents and all of Ponykind. Meanwhile, Chrysalis would meet up with the Changeling nymph when she was a teenager and reveal everything to her and try to get her to betray Shiny and Candy.
>>41089159interesting. bump
>>41089159Derpy has been Rainbow Dash's schizophrenic hallucination this entire time. I just made that up though.
>>41089159inconsequential but i for sure thought they were going to go down the separated parents route with diamond tiara
We have a thread for fillies, but what about colts?
>>41085882I don’t think it’s that prevalent. Not like Button being tied to video games. If any thing he’s more of the gay or shota-bait colt. The majority of fans, though, probably just use him for shipping fuel for Sweetie or Scootaloo.
>>41088076>>41088893Why the fuck you bring up that topic? It's not relevant unless you live in the Middle East.
>>41089605Because ranting about nonsense is fun. It’s what keeps threads around for a long time, you see.
>>41089605because kikes infest everything
How stretchy is Rumble's ponut?
