How many different sizes of boob, butt, hips, and belly do you have?

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>>41054371
Porn game/autistic digital dollhouse simulator
>>41054466
You can go as big or small as you'd like

>>41054538
so i can fuck them?

>>41054540
Of course

Does anyone have the thick Pinkie model that was made by sceneanon? It's not in the mega anymore.

>>41053689
>that comes out in a couple months.
I fucking hope so, it's been almost two years since it came out in japan, give me my barga already

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Would people be down to play Last Train Outta Worm Town in 1.5 hours?

>>41054348
I would. Last session was fun

>>41054509
Fuck my life, it doesn't run on Mac. Sorry for getting your hopes up. I will host tomorrow on a windows machine. Not sure what time, probably around 8pm EST.

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>>41054561
>Mac
Anon, what the fuck

>>41052561
OP, if I presented my ass to your face, would you look at it?

>>41053290
Get outta here TFtranny

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>>41052561
Fluttershy is, surprisingly, straight.

>>41053230
Celestia is the one who doesn't clean her hooch. Remember the quesadilla incident?

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>>41052561
She just had a flashback of getting slapped in the face by rarity, from the previous episode

>>41052808
of course.

>>41051508
>horgans
Freudian slip?

>>41053384
nah, it's just horse organs, but shorter.

>>41054096
And it sounds kinda hot.

>>41053384
A decade old one. I feel old just remembering that.

>>41052854
Dash licks are priceless

Do you think if Rainbow Dash peed while flying at rainboom speeds, it'd become a vapor trail?

>>41051913
love dashie in the third panel

>>41054044
if you know, you know.
fuck, i'll try to explain it to you again
the haha part is them being joking but in a way that suggests the accusation doesn't bother them. which it should. and apparently their way of coping is just embracing it, which is not cool.
and I would elaborate on your fucked up definition of pedophile, but I don't wanna get banned.

>>41054055
Okay, so you're saying that when they're accused of being pedophiles, they should deny it outright. However, what they actually do is embrace the title, thus proving the accuser right.
My counterpoint is that all they're doing is not caring about being namecalled, since twitter users tend to call everything and anyone some form of -ist and -phobe.
I think where we differ is for the term pedophile, where you believe it accounts for both fake and real. I believe it to only account for anything real, since drawings are always idealized and many lolicons won't actually do those fucked up things irl. The sad reality is that there are who would, and I think the point you're trying to make is the fact that when they ironically give themselves the mindset of being a pedophile, they actually do become one.
I'm sure your definition is different from mine, but I don't want to argue, I just want to understand one another.

>>41054121
why am I even bothering to talk to you
no, anon. no to all of that.

>>41054123
Then I'll continue to be "wrong" in your eyes, and you can go fuck off to be a wet blanket somewhere else.

>9
Good number, but go up!

>>41053660
Big purp

>>41054345
It's a shame that the show doesn't have any interaction between these two.

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>>41054563
That's what fan fiction is for.

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>>41047477
> Really now?
I hated my Pixel 4 a lot. I invested more than $200 in this phone, constantly repairing everything because this phone is designed to break. And it was losing about 40% of its battery over night, which meant it was constantly using the battery ANY time I wasn't using the phone. And it happened on every custom rom I've installed, with google services or not. Modded kernel haven't fixed that issue too.
> How do the watches functions compare to modern smart watches though?
I don't know if I understood this correctly. If you mean Pebble comparing to modern smartwatches - pebbles have like 100x more software designed for them, comparing to any modern smartwatch. Galaxy Watch 4 that I bought have everything to do even ECG and measure the blood pressure, but that's all of the great things they can do. Comparing to Pebbles, they suck at everything else. Buttons are much better than poking into the screen (and leaving fingerprints), because I can control music on my pebbles without even looking on them, it's that intuitive. I dunno, for now I'm really disappointed in Android Wear, just like in any other modern "smartwatch".
> I've wanted a smart watch in the past
> All my Pebbles have been bought second hand
Just stick to the Pebble, Android Wear is not worth it. Preferably Time, Time Steel or Pebble 2.
I've received a Pebble 2 today, and it's a really nice watch. It's lightweight and it has a soul just like any other Pebble.
By the way, nice and cute phone case you've got there!

>>41052807
I did not know they made them orange as well, can you even see anything with that? Does it have more color modes?
>>41046806
None that I know of, I think that starting some would be pretty hard, you'd need big range of skill levels to have a chance at getting more than 3 anons involved. How many posters are usually in /pts/ anyway? If I remember correctly it was usually at around 50 (max 70?), I alone usually have at least 5 IPs because I bump from all over town and I don't expect to be the only one.

When did 4chan start hiding poster count? I unironically noticed only now

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>>41053965
>pebbles have like 100x more software designed for them, comparing to any modern smartwatch.
Haven't used Apple watches, but instinct says I doubt this very much. Rebble app store is a bit of a graveyard, you've got all the apps that were available when Pebble was sold, but that means you've got e.g. watchfaces with weather APIs that no longer function. I do agree that Pebble, while officially alive, did manage to get a lot of third party developers to write nice small apps, but I wouldn't say Apple/Android watches had less software. I kinda get your point, smartphones seem to be the only "smart" post-PC hardware where you've got a thriving 3rd party development scene. Most other stuff has only the manufacturer caring for it, for limited time, which for some reason always reminds me of feature phones.
I've mentioned Apple watches at first because they seem to have become "the smartwatches" which means they have future and people will dev for them. Other platforms don't give me that feel. fuck, time to go on 4am trip through AW's "lifestyle" marketing. Luna's going to give me AW dreams afterwards, ain't she.
>Buttons are much better than poking into the screen (and leaving fingerprints)
After 5? 6? years with Pebbles I'm not sure if I'd agree with this. Often I get accidental presses when hand is at 90 degrees angle, can't use nose for basic swipe gestures when the other hand is unavailable. It occurred to me thag I can use my large phone one handed, but need two hands to operate the watch, so my experience with Pebbles became a sort of self-fulfilling prophecy: the watch is meant to require as little interaction as possible, be read only unless absolutely necessary. Which could be a good thing or a bad thing, depending on what you expect out of a smartwatch I guess. I came to Pebble with no prior smartwatch experience, maybe I'd have different opinion if I bought something with touchscreen first.
>>41054513
>How many posters are usually in /pts/ anyway?
well there's (Me), (You), the moonfag, the twifag(s), the rarafag, the skate camera helldesk ponkfag not sure if present in this particular thread, the bathroomdoorfag (he just wants to come inside), and a bunch of anons which seem to have posting styles with enough variety that doesn't feel like it's all one Anon Ymous.
>spoiler
a month or two ago. Not liking this change, could've hidden it from frontend if it's just for making advertisers think there's fewer samefags.

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>>41053965
>I can control music on my pebbles without even looking on them
I use a bebble nearly exclusively for this, and during winter months i don't even need to pull up my jacket sleeve to control music.
>>41054513
>can you even see anything with that? Does it have more color modes?
Yeah ish, it's just enough to see the kb. The white light on newer models is definitely better for reading papers for example, though the warm light is probably more comfortable for longer sessions and for people around you if you're on a plane or something. And no, this is long before ergbleds, but just now I learned that some Dell models have a satanic ritual mode

>>41054442
/biz/'s fan is devastated

>>41054422
This. Stop tempting fate with the goddamn Appulkits.

>>41054437
Oh I was using archived.moe but it disabled search for /mlp/. Didn't realize that Desuarchive has /mlp/ threads too. Silly me. Thanks anon

>>41054442
I'm definitely sad to see what happened to /biz/. PES can be really cruel sometimes.

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>>41054442
I appreciate the arrogant route. From offering to help /mlp/ during Winter while thinking you're through, getting eliminated in your last match, getting drawn with /mlp/ in Spring, and then /mlp/ eliminating /biz/. It's like a fucking Shakespearean comedy.

>>41051514
This is amazing

Are you prepared for an independent release? /mlp/con is supposed to be about a month out, and planning has not proceeded past MAYBE selecting a date.

>>41053363
Yeah, there hasn't been a new /mlp/con thread since panel applications opened up, huh?

>>41053363
>>41053820
We still have a little under 2 months (/mlp/con is 8 weeks away, weekend of June 28th).
I'd bet activity will start ramping up soon as we approach the date. That's the way it usually goes, from memory. But obviously Corp is preoccupied with Mare Fair stuff right now, what with the venue shenanigans.

>>41053165
I know it's impossible. But making Opaline say she'd never give Misty a cutiemark is just an unsubtle way of the writers saying it's OK to my hate Opaline.

>>41051808
No, she isn't she WAS an immediate improvement the board loved her. The new direction is the problem, just like people liked Starlight before she dominated the narrative in her redemption

>>41054243
>No, she isn't she WAS an immediate improvement the board loved her.
She absolutely was not.

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>>41054243
I used to love Misty, but I started to sour on her in chapter 5, but I was still OK with her. Even with her sometimes weird characterization in chapter 6. The rest of s1 and s2 is what really pushed me to dislike her. Mym Misty was always more tolerable to me, maybe because she cries less than tyt Misty and has a less of a woe-is-me pity me personality.

>>41054320
MYM Misty is less "special" than TYT Misty
MYM she's shy, and likes tea.
TYT she's been chosen by God(?) to study magic in a secret room, magically created just for her, is opening magic portals to pocket dimensions, and is implied to have some cosmic destiny.

>AJ
"Twilight"
'Pinkie'
~Dash~
(Rarity)
{Fluttershy}
~~~~

>Alright, Ah'm ready to farm out some out there ideas for stoppin this biggun.

"I'm not going to seduce my alternate universe brother!"

>Didn't recommend it, but glad ta' know where yer' brain jumps.

"OH COME ON!"

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>>41053781
>Sunset sticking up for Sweet Note

Good girl

>>41053781
>Glimmer
"Sunset"
~Dash~
~~~~

>Give up, losers! Nothing will break up this friendship!

"...right."

>Mutual respect based on saying fuck you, Applejack!

"Now that I agree on!"

~Oh yeah!? How'd you like a taste of this friendship!?~

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>>41054175
Those prophs are ironic now. Poor pp anon, every time he gets a game he likes…

>>41054331
They were innocent! Betrayed by Sony!

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>>41053009

boop

>>41052783
Not content. Just aware that it will only get worse. This is just the truth. Not a belief you come to because it makes you feel good.

>>41049520
>>41052783
Based and same. I love my waifu very much and want nothing more than to raise a family with her, but it's obviously never going to happen. I know that she would be extremely disappointed and likely even disgusted in me if I missed out on raising a family and doing my part to make a better tomorrow for this world because I was too hung up on my feelings for her.

>>41052294
>apple tree
Do it, faggot. Your waifu demands more apulz

>>41053009
>>41054308
It's only beyond our control if everyone assumes so. The powers that be wouldn't put so much effort into demotivating people like you or me if they believed that they've already won.

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>>41045615
I have a tulpa. I used to suffice with like "try to improve my life every day!" and that did satisfy for many years, but now I realize what I really want to do for her is make memories that we can cherish as life moves on. So the goal has shifted to doing something memorable for her every day. I do not manage to reach this goal nearly as often, but there is something to it.

Today, we played the Glass Bead Game (hip bone games' rendition) together. Sometimes I don't really have any good inspiration, and I'll ask her to give me some chaotic nonsense chore; the most memorable of these was when she told me to eat a fig. I tried negotiating with her, because the figs weren't ripe yet, and she told me "fine, how about a fig LEAF instead". I had a nibble and it was actually kind of nice! I discovered that they're actually commonly used in cooking, and I won't be forgetting it any time soon. The more of my life that is special and interesting like this, the more of my life that is tied to her, the better.

>>41053501
Toddler does not begin at 5 y, it occurs at 5 years. It could begin earlier or end later but it is currently happening at 5 years of age.

Adult's earliest start is (toddler 5y) + (3y8m minDur foals) + (1m lanky minDur) = 8y9m, or 8y10 considering that you don't become a month until the month AFTER you were lanky.

We have touched on a minimum time passed, but I don't think we can get a maximum time passed. We'll see eventually, or we won't.

>>41053501
Also starlight might be older than trixie/sunburst, I can't tell if she had old marks or not.

FS is the first m6 to be lanky, greatly implying she's the oldest. Pinkie is 1 year younger. AJ is quite a bit younger than FS. I'm unsure of the actual age of the other m6.

If we admit that ponies might age at different rates, all this falls apart, but fs can be younger if she just became lanky very early. I am now going to return to pretending that isn't the case.

Sunset Shimmer should be the same age as Twilight Velvet & Night Light. Assuming time flows normally on EqG world's side.

>>41053613
It really doesn't seem to.

>>41053630
EqG likes to act self-aware about questions fans would ask and then just... shrug. "How Sirens survived for 11 centuries on Earth?" "I dunno".
Anyway, her chronological age is not affected by this. She was still born when she was born.

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>>41054191
I guess 11 months is close enough to a year.

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>>41037173

>>41054191
That's his backlog for longfics (70k+). I requested a review from him earlier this year, and since he's said when the review will be up, I know that he's somewhere around 3.5 months now.

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>>41054153
>The first chapter is 15,000 words. Words of what? Exactly. It reads like a fever dream. Sometimes there’s something resembling a story going on, sometimes Mandarko is pontificating on the so-called rules and concepts of the world. Sometimes this pontification comes off as a blog post, at other times it’s more like encyclopedia entries, and it leaps around these different narrative styles continuously and without warning. Fully written out URLs leading to YouTube videos
That's it, I have to read this.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/537057/twilights-felquines-of-xenon

>>41054497
Months have passed and you're still samefagging in the exact same style.